''Why, yes. I would like to go to the kinoplex with you, user.''

>awesome sauce.

Do you even need to ask?

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>kinoplex
Wait...is that where kino comes from? I thought it came from keen-o, as in keen to see a good movie.

Maybe because you use faggot phrases like "awesome sauce".

>Awesome sauce!
>No response
>Y DEY DO DIS

....

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>awesome sauce?
What is that some internet thing?

why so you can hide how ugly you are faggot?

Would still date her

Ok, I'll bring the carrots

No shit. You'd probably date a 2/10 whale, as well.

You have to play it cool. You spurted your 'gurt at the first opportunity that she left an opening for an advance.

What?

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t.ugly femoid coping

How bout this:
>Coo'. You go buy our tix and I might show up l8r.

Peak Bunny was a hot little fucker.

Stop trying so hard

Shes got nice tits, shame she hasnt got them out in a while

>i like you user youre a great guy youre just not my type

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kino is film in german, it has the same etymology as cinema.

>going to kinoplexes
>going to kinoplexes with a woman
>not going to kinoplexes alone so that you can fully enjoy the complete immersion

Go back to Instagram or Facebook or whatever shithole you climbed out of.

thanks for the advice guys. I don’t like saying stuff life awesome sauce I just thought girls liked that kind of overly enthusiastic redditspeak.

>tfw for the past few weeks you used ‘Zip-a-Dee-doo-dah!’ as an opener for every single match you got on on Hinge
If only I knew then what I know now

>Not getting your dick suck during the sex scene in BR2049 and imagining JOIs wet little cunt.

>or whatever
How cute, this old person wants to still feel like a angsty teenager

Never ever use an exclamation mark.

You should hurry up and go before the tickets for Endgame with special post credit scene will be all sold out!

have sex incel

this is a normie website now

I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Robert in the row behind you

>ewww

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Really? But girls always use them, I figured they’d want that reciprocated or else they’ll think you’re boring/cold

>user! You're here too? Wanna sit with me?

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the less interested you seem (to an extent) the more they will like you.

Dumbass Kinoplexes have a no singles policy since 2017

Excellent, my dear. I’ve cleverly concealed some carrots for you in my pants. Once the lights go down, I’ll push one out through my fly for you to discreetly nibble on at your leisure.

You're a virgin, right?

a cute !

i never buy popcorn anymore
it always sucks when you get to the end with all those hard to reach pieces

>Awesome sauce
Good God user I have a dick and even I am dry as a desert

>Wait, haha. You can't be serious! No, you really - hahaha! HEY CHAD! user says he doesn't know what a kinoplex is!
>[room booms with the sound of Chad's approaching footsteps]
>You can't be serious babe! Does he even have a list of his autuer directors!
>I don't think so! Haha, you're nice user, but I think I'm going to go to the kinoplex with CHAD.

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the last time I heard those words I spoke them

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Don't text girls

>Exclamation instead of interrogation point
How does Chad knows user have a list?
>Chad is in obsession with user all along
>Its a trágica love triangle
Now that is a kino

no but it took me long enough because I acted like I cared too much (right from my first gfs mouth)

Don't talk like a fag and don't come off as overeager, as it can easily be offputting when she's never actually met you and has no attachment to you at all
Also, the reality of online dating is that 70% of women who agree to meet you will flake out on you for reasons you will never know

you broke my heart ok

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Don't listen to that user, it really depends on the girl. Some want to see enthusiasm and that you are bold and excited to meet them, these girls are usually insecure. Others want you to play it cool by appearing ambivalent and indifferent, these ones usually have a lot more confidence and will read "enthusiasm" as "desperation".

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Lol a girl has never said that to me.
Omg I can only imagine the rejection

:'(

it sucked because i actually fell for her (we were friends)

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Hahaa faggot

Maybe in a third world shitholes like America or UK.

>I think if you and I were together, I mean, it'd be fine and I'm sure we could be happy... but I don't know if I'd want to just settle for you for the rest of my life.
I don't know if she assumed I was blacked out and wouldn't remember it or if she really didn't know how it would feel to hear some shit like that, but goddamn I'm bitter.

>I was blacked
Stopped reading there

That’s a wig split.

>friends with a girl
First mistake

um sure but can you even fit in the seats anymore? let's just watch a movie at home, it's more comfy!

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Good place to stop, it wasn't worth typing out desu

Wasted

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imagine for a moment that this is you lol

I'm so lonely.

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Delete this. I want to kill myself now. I don't browse Yea Forums to get those feels. I will never experience that.

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>openly express interest in a girl
>"Aaaaww...."

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>act like you dont care
this is awful but totally true advice
>met girl 1 on dating app, had a TON of shit in common
>got drinks together
>enthusiatically talked about our interests for over an hour, before we both went home
>the next day: "hey user i had a great time but i didnt feel any romance connection

>met girl 2 on dating app
>not much in common except we both went to europe at some point
>most of the date is pretty average
>thought for sure nothing would come of it
>hey user, thanks for the drinks, lets hang out tomorrow, you can come over
>we have sex two days later
>shes STILL into me despite a luckluster date and hardly any interests

tldr: act like you dont care even when you do, esepcially for the girl you like alot.

>‘Zip-a-Dee-doo-dah!’ as an opener
Now thats based

All women are whores.

one more anectote

>girl 3 from dating app
>really sweet nice girl
>open to meeting up for drinks. date goes well
>i tell her I'd like to see her again, lets go to the art museum (shes a huge art nerd)
>date goes well again
>text her a few days later trying to set up a third date
>"hey user youre cool but im just looking for friends right now :)"

bet the 2nd one was ugly...

>(we were friends)

This rarely plays out well

>be 18 year old me, khhv
>meet kinda cute girl
>hang out with her as part of group
>turns out we have a lot in common, become friends
>start talking online and texting all the time
>get into her maybe 3 or 4 months after meeting
>breaks up with her nearly 2 year bf a couple weeks later, confides in me that she feels bad about it but that she didn't feel she could stay with him
>tells me soon after I am cute and sweet
>Unsure what to do, I say "lol thanks, same to you"
>we hang out a few more times over the next two months, less talking
>couple weeks later she tells me she has a new boyfriend
>I tell her I am into her
>she says she wanted to date me, but it seemed like I didn't give a shit and that I missed my chance
>hang out two more times, friendship ends because of awkwardness

Dating friends is hard because you don't want to risk ruining the friendship and having her in your life, but it will lead to missing the window of opportunity to ask a girl out. I got my first gf less than a year after that, but it taught me a lesson about being too cautious.

It was your mom so yeah

well I never got that one so I guess thank God I am not a great guy, at least I dont have to feel bad about being unfairly alone

>>tells me soon after I am cute and sweet
All women are whores.

they were both average. first girl was chubby with a nose ring but big into cinematograhy
second girl was average with no body piercings and hates marvel movies which is nice.

>body piercings

ok....

im just boring and ugly im not a great guy

Nice television and film thread.

>I just thought girls liked that kind of overly enthusiastic redditspeak.
Maybe from people that they would never consider having sex with. Men don’t use stupid phrases, exclamation marks, or emojis.

the last girl i dated from a dating app was a nerdy looking girl but she had a surprise nipple piercing

it's clearly marked in the OP as being to do with the business of attending the kiniplex faggor

Name a single movie released in the past three years that is worth discussing.

Name anything besides women and politics that is worth discussing

Exactly

a fat jewish bbw rejected me and i look better than her thoughts?

>awesome sauce

S o y

Going for JOI
LUV is the Patrician choice

>talking to women
lmao

Are there seriously people on this board who have never had sex??

Audibly kekd

yes, 22khv. have a problem with that? because i do

I've only had sex with escorts but always cum as soon as I stick it in.
Debate me

based

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>You know, we've been hanging out a lot lately and I feel like we're great friends
>but if you push further, we'll have to stop speaking for good

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>But girls always use them
Exactly, act like a man, not like a girl

>going to a summer vacation with a friend(female)
>another dude asks to stay on our couch
>they've been cuddling drunk a lot lately
>well, I'll follow the bro code, I'll make some plans to let them be alone together
>tell her about it, mention that I don't want to be the third wheel
>'But user, he's the third wheel here'
The fuck do I do now? He's joining us two days later, should I make a move in the meantime?

>they've been cuddling drunk a lot lately
fucking disgusting whore, go ahead user waste your time. how blind can you be and still think it's worth making a move on a woman that cuddles with someone else in your vicinity. go in only if you want pump'n'dump, anything else will make you a fucking loser

yeah bro

It's just cuddling though. I hug everyone when I'm rolling, how's that different?
Yeah, I guess I should.

>It's just cuddling though.
what an absolute cuck holy shit, not even saying this unironically

How the fuck am I a cuck if I never even considered her to be anything other than a bro?

>"N-nice, but you might want to pick up something first..."

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A rat trap?

ewwwww
get a tan

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