I fucking shat my pants in the cinema 2 hours ago...

i fucking shat my pants in the cinema 2 hours ago, no one inside saw me because the movie was still running but when i got out everyone saw me, i ran so that no one would record me on their phones, everyone was laughing...

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nice

seriously?

Yeah, i guess this is what i get for going out of my apartment.

thats uhh.. thats pathetic user

Thats what you get for getting to comfortable being close to a restroom at all times. You literally let your body fall into infantile stage .
Get healthy idiot and not for girls but so you cant walk normally

it happens to all of us user

I'm into redpill, i hate women and nonwhites, but this wasn't supposed to happen

Probably in India.
It's probably normal.

>I'm into redpill
cringe

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>I'm into redpill, i hate women and nonwhites

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Today on things that never happened : this thread

Greentext?

why are you unable to control your bowels? a 3 year old is capable of it but you are not.

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Same thing happened to me last week bro. I think the CIAniggers are using bowel-controlling satellites to make us defacate in our pants in public so that everyone will laugh at us and think of us as a joke, making it impossible to spread awareness about the truth.

>he doesn't shit in the cinema and let the staff clean it

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based

Cringe or based? We may never know

Do americans really do this?

Best thread of the day.
I peed myself last time I went.

>I'm into redpill

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*shits himself*
uhhhh fuck niggers and women
*runs away and starts shitposting on Yea Forums in the bathroom stall*

itt

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Bait

try holding a greasy poo in for hours when you live off saturated fat and corn syrup

this guy should kill himself to help white people go extinct faster. I suppose he wasn't going to breed anyways, but speeding up the process wouldn't hurt.

He's right about Cyberpuke looking shitty and bland though.

what a disgusting, filthy beast. should off itself ASAP to help wypipo die faster.

Imagine having a conversation face to face with this guy lmao

>that fucking guy
Let those who wish to fight, fight
Let those who dont wish to fight perish
For in this world of endless struggle they do not deserve to live

no no, not guy. THAT, good sir, is a fucking thing. and that thing needs to be put down before it spews more filth from its front hole.

>I believe in gender theory
>I believe intelligence is determined by money
>I paradoxically think trump is an idiot even though he is supposed to be a genius according to my extremely silly understanding of human intelligence
>I don't like capitalism even though I have absolutely no idea what it can be replaced with and do not read history books
>I'm a feminist

Average /pol/tard right here. Based.

Why are there so many deranged trannies in programming?

kek

Fight my cock in your ass faggot

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Nice larp faggot, pic of ticket stub or it didn’t happen.

cringe but redpilled

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Because the work environment encourages it.

Chad as fuck

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>I'm into redpill, i hate women and nonwhites, but this wasn't supposed to happen

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based and redpilled

>I'm into redpill, i hate women and nonwhites, but this wasn't supposed to happen

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Gigachad doesn't shit his pants, silly.

This is bait, but unironically based and extremely redpilled

This has to be bait.

Literally how?