It-It's you, the hero of Kvatch!

this is the best thread on tv

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Close. It's Bruce Willis' daughter.

take the call

Bruce Willis

Dude looks like a lady

>DNA so strong your face shines through all of your daughters
Absolutely based.

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>I've fought mudcrabs more fiercer then you

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Was young Demi Moore hot? Bruce looks like a stereotypical action hero. How did these abominations spawn? A ruined and terrible form of life, now perfected, my fighting Amerimutts.

Quick rundown on Willis family?

It's sad what happened to Demi Moore, in her teens she was even better looking than Connelly.

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YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME, ALL FLASH AND NO FURY

we had this exact same thread with the exact same posts years ago on Yea Forums, and some dude posted that he went to school or college with her, including a timestamp that he really went there. he said she's incredibly obnoxious and arrogant

meanwhile she seems to have invested a lot of cash into a more feminine look. just imagine what Willis' sons would have looked like

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She's still better looking than all of her daughters.

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She would have invested those money in reducing her jaw instead or enlarging her lips.

Literally Bruce Willis if he had undergone hormone therapy 40 years ago

Imagine being born into a celebrity family with a shitload of money, but looking like your dad with a wig

would unironically fuck fem bruce willis

Why don't they do boxing? Even Marciano would be jealous of that jaw.
Or visit Korea to get rid of that shit.

>he said she's incredibly obnoxious and arrogant
Gee how surprising

youtube.com/watch?v=cq5yzqswu50

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Is that even possible? Holy shit

THE CRIMSON CHIN

>implying you wouldn't

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>just imagine what Willis' sons would have looked like
>mfw he has 5 children and all of them daughters

He would've had the Chaddest of chin offspring if he got sons instead of daughters.

We have the technology

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Nobody said that

Why can't you cure my baldness FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just get a wig faggot

i literally wouldn't, i'd rather fuck her mummy of a mother

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Why is he so angry here?

Are those all different persons?

willis genes showing those roasties whores who's boss

no, it's just bruce willis with makeup and different wigs. he's doing one of those multi role movies

He's just a prick
youtube.com/watch?v=qLmJawIelwQ

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No I am not gonna glue some poo in da loo hair on my bald scalp.

wrong link
youtube.com/watch?v=xwbfRwfPvsQ

The only man in the US who's funny in sketches is Dave Chapelle, everyone else fucking sucks.

POTIONSELLER, YOURE NOT LISTENING TO ME

>be mathematician
>All the uni spends on me is chalk and lecturers
>Have to pay the same rates to help fund the other departments splurging through crap they don't need
I will never not be salty about this

then just shave that shit off, i've been doing it for almost a decade now and it's fine

if you're that worried about it look into tattooing a fully shaved head or wait for science to provide new hair via stemcells, iirc those are the only hope

>Have you heard of the High Elves?

Thats like 50% of all plastic surgery Jobs in South Korea

I am already shaving but it doesn't look too good on me. Yeah Tsuji the Jap is my only hope.

>>mfw he has 5 children and all of them daughters

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Explains why he's so depressed and grumpy all the time

fetal alcohol syndrome

They must be horrible people to have such ugly kids.

test

You're good to go

MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU
YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY POTIONS

FAREWELL

AHHH THAT'S THE LITTLE KID FROM STRIPTEASE!

>Was young Demi Moore hot?
The fucking hottest

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MAY YOU REST IN PEACE

This line of discussion leads to the Bush pic. Which separates the men from the boys.

You know, bushes are fine even though getting pubes stuck in your throat isn't ideal for most people.

way to steal this from the other thread, faggot

Aparrently it separates the virgins from the sexed as well.

I chuckled to this post 10 years ago when it was some random dude and oblivion was fresh.

Hero of my crotch!

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Good to know

Damn, Rumer Willis looks like THAT?

>Was young Demi Moore hot?
Yes, aside from being a bit hairy for a girl, she was hot... pretty face, giant tits, and that sexy raspy voice. One of her first roles was in the pilot for The Master, which was some shitty 80's kung fu series. MST3K did it over two episodes. I think hers is "Master Ninja I"

Would he dare?

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i had this saved for this moment

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corea pls help

Why not just go to korea and get your jaw shaved down. I dont get it.

Someone shoop the by azura by azura by azura guys hair in her plz

SPEAK ENGLISH NERD

ikr

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