Vincent Thread

a toothbrush? Really? man, and I thought MY dick was pathetic

>That girth

based fat man

He's also hiding about another 2 inches or so from the base of the toothbrush. Look closer as to how he's holding it.
>actual girls really do fall for this all the time though and have no concept of units of measurement.

Someone needs to shop "the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford" poster to say
>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen

When a woman gets to be full grown
the very first thang she learns
Is when two men go out to face each other
Only one returns

this took me way too fucking long, but here you go lad

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I love it

THERE’S A MAN
GOIN’ ‘ROUND
TOUCHIN’ KIDS

THE MAN WHO SHOT, DATELINE HANSEN, HE SHOT DATELINE HANSEN

HE WAS THE BRAVEST OF THEM ALL

Don't that picture look dusty?

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ya did good boy

OK wel all stop posting now, this guy doesnt like it, anything else master?

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You think you got the quick draw on me, lil lady?
They don't call me the minuteman for nothin'

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Godspeed, Space Cowboy

Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning

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good thing he got caught. he would've used his position as a cop to get to and exploit vulnerable people.

isn't this NOT entrapment though

based

>he takes the water
holy shit

his dick is 3 inches?

His amount of fat (between 280-300lbs) ruins about half of your attainable dick size. He could be between 5-6 inches, but only 3 is usable. Too much fat/not good enough bloodflow.

Good job user

Saved

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Fucking lol

Why don't you just admit you want pedophilia legalized? Stop hiding.

Let's shitpost about best predator instead.
youtube.com/watch?v=9eePz7rR8qk&t=1s

no ones forcing you to be here
just go back
*tips*
ma'am

its funny to imagine that he was super nervous about sending those texts and even went to like /fit/ to ask for advice

>There would be no eulogies for Vince.

Chris is so nice: he's bringing him his coat.

That was the second 12 - 13 year old decoy he contacted. Who knows how many actual 13 year olds he talked to before he showed up to fuck the decoy. He was only nervous about getting caught.

>when yer reachin' fer yer 6-shooter but yer holster is back home with the missus

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>Vincent "Highpants" Ambrosia

kek

i really doubt anyone would let this guy be a cop

Isn't this in NYC as well? Dressed like a fucking cowboy

>pushing your gut under your belt to make your dick look bigger under your jeans
genius

THERE'S A MAN
GOING 'ROUND
TAKING NAMES

>when yer 12 year old wife is scalped by the savage red man

AND HE DECIDES
WHO TO FREE
AND WHO TO BLAME

2 years and 6 months in prison. Do you think he was raped?

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EVERYBODY
WON'T BE TREATED
ALL THE SAME

>having cunny on your phone for those times when you're on the go
he really is retarded

HAHAH

>vincent enters the showers
>bubba approaches with a rock hard erection and tells whiteboi to spread his ass cheeks
>vincent responds by collapsing to the floor and screaming "I'M FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

wait, where are these texts from?

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I think he'd be faster on the draw than some shower slicker named bubba.

Maybe a member of a posse tho

>walk into house
>see curtains hung up in every single door frame
>make way to the kitchen through the labyrinth of fabric
>see random objects placed all over with no discernible reason
>fake potted plants in grandfather clock cases, etc.
>do a 360 and walk away since you realize the house is being squat in by a pack of gypsies

A low-down, no-good, cock-eyed cunny rustler who goes by the name of Vince "Big Butt" Ambrosio.

THERE'LL BE
A GOLDEN LADDER
REACHING DOWN

>when yer reachin' fer yer 6-shooter but get a 6th grader instead

fucking kek, nicely done

>pulling your pants up to your tits makes your gut seem smaller
who is he trying to kid?

Why'd he bring the knife. Did he think she'd attack him?

lel thats almost definitely planted after the fact or they sexted him from the decoy

They should use this guy instead

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In case any Injuns got too close while out on the prairie

>jeans are up to his armpits
>pulls them up a bit higher

Not sure who's he trying to kid, but there's a bunch of kids he's trying to.

for the scalps

>The Ballad of Vincent Ambrosio

He rode his stallion for several hours to meet the girl, which rendered it lame. He had to put it out of its misery.

I love you.

>Vincent "Big Britches" Ambrosio

dont think so, he said the pizza was on his phone during interrogation

whoops

he said he had videos though

Oh, then yeah he really is a fucking idiot.

>Honey, I'm home

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It all ends in a kek.