Dog is the good guy

Wasn't there literally a movie called Cats vs dogs or some shit?

Nope

>On March 30, 1996, Scarlett and her five kittens were in an abandoned garage when a fire started from undetermined causes. One of the firefighters on the scene, David Giannelli, noticed Scarlett carrying her kittens away from the garage one by one.

>Scarlett herself had been severely burned in the process of pulling her kittens from the fire. Her eyes were blistered shut, her ears and paws burned, and her coat highly singed. The majority of her facial hair had been burnt away. After saving the kittens she was seen to touch each of her kittens with her nose to ensure they were all there, as the blisters on her eyes kept her from being able to see them, and then she collapsed unconscious.

would it be keno?

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Kill yourself faggot scum

go back reddit nigger

>cat is always drawn as mangy, ugly, and unlikable, rather than as the cute surrogate-babies they were bred to be irl

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>for dessert

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Kill yourself faggot scum

epic

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>dog is the good guy
>cat is the bad guy

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Dog lovers are groupthinkers and douchebags.

fucking surreal video.

>culture warriors, of either stripe, always trying to make everything a left vs right thing

why?

well yeah, cats are disgusting filthy creatures, cats are always a red flag for people.

it's something about the elephant's size and it crawling around under a large bridge. it's like a juxtaposition of a child crawling around for bugs or some shit.

I just know you're a nigger.

It's just a baby and that's just the supports of a building.

Kill yourself faggot scum

>It's a zoomer outs himself episode

Niggers hate dogs you fucking brainlet

You post like an angry fat McDonalds worker. Are you?

Cats are for beta losers, I know that, you know that.

>brainlet
>It's a zoomer continues to out himself episode.

>dog is framed by the real bad guys

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>disgusting filthy creatures
Literally the opposite.

>Niggers hate dogs

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I instinctively want to kill that thing. It's a fucking demonic monster.

Is that why they are always surrounded by aggressive dog breeds?

Or for people who have a higher paying job than you, and consequently less free time.

That thing is fuck ugly.

Or for lazy slobs

Yeah man how dare anyone have compassion and keep a pet of their choosing! They NEED to have a dog! Otherwise... UH OH RED FLAG SOUND THE ALARMS THEY LIKE A CAT INSTEAD OF A DOG.

What a shock, a big ass pit bull he can’t control or handle. I loook forward to the dead babies article tomorrow because he was such a sweet, gentle dog.

i fucking love cats, probably because i grew up with them (grandma had 2 my whole life). she also had dogs, but they died when i was a kid, maybe that's why i prefer cats (love animals in general).
does that make me a soiboi?

That's pretty cute but honestly those things really shouldn't exist around people.

>a human child?
>for me?
>yippeeee

I just find dogs ugly and smelly and they get everywhere and always want attention which is annoying, like fuck off.

>soiboi
gay cunt, Yea Forums has always been a cat site

The people I know who keep dogs are usually at the executive positions while cat owners are usually clerks.

Nice anecdote

>I just find dogs ugly and smelly and they get everywhere and always want attention which is annoying, like fuck off.

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for you

Dogs are more expensive to keep, not to mention the cost to maintain one. It is a social status, something a beta loser like you could never have nor understand. Cope more :)

Good god man, how do people find these freaks cute?

>Dogs are more expensive to keep
kek good joke

i know that, but where the fuck are all these dog niggers crawling out from under?

Same reason people find pugs cute even though they look like they had their faces smashed in with a frying pan.

t. nigger who gets snarled at by every dog he meets

117135497
>Cope
reddit nigger

>constant random attacks to make "tough"
>ignored
>starved on chain in yard
>beaten
>forced to fight for amusement
I guess that's about as much as they love anything.

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You are all a bunch of niggers lol.

zoomers/newfags/reddit niggers

I get finding smushed faces cute in a really weird way, but you already have boxers, and they're somewhat functional dogs

what a fucking abomination

this, blacks shouldn't be allowed to own animals

>any cat video is just the little shit hurting something else and everyone laughing
>dog vid is either a cute pup showing nothing but affection, police dog doing their job well, or talented mutt and their owner showing of their skill, and affection
Like seriously user, 'house' cats are satanic little fucks that you literally can't "own"
They just use you and would kill you in your sleep if they could

kekked and based and zozzed

yes but instead the kittens would die and the film would be about her overcoming the trauma and reclaiming her female cathood

>baby is hte good guy
>pitbull is the bad guy

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lost

lmao what is dis dumb nigga doing?

>mankind is the bad guy

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how do i find a gf like this cat?

HONK!

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kill yourself zoomer nigger faggot

absolutely delusional

Someone post the webm

Shitskin

I'm probably as far right as Pinochet and I have two cats at home, along with my wife and kid.
>I was also attacked by a dog when I was 7 so I've hated dogs since then.

The big evil Muslim conquerors all loved cats though

he's just getting a snack down there

There is always something surreal about large animals to me. The most unreal? The blue whale. To think, there is a huge mammal that just meanders deep in the sea that is the size of a fuckin building

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And that it sustains itself on filter feeding krill.

soulless

Did they died?

Hmm, I wonder why.
>jews hate cats
>hitler hated cats
>cats are said to ward of evil spirits

No.

Holy shit, Yea Forums is actually filled to the brim with basedboys. There's a reason dogs are called MAN'S BEST FRIEND, you stupid castrated fucks.

>On Sunday, 29 April 2007, George was playing with a group of five children, aged between three and twelve years of age, in the small Taranaki town of Manaia. As they returned home from a local shop, they were set upon by a pair of pit bulls. George intervened between the two other dogs and the children. Richard Rosewarne, who was one of the five children, said of the attack, "George tried to protect us by barking and rushing at them, but they started to bite him - one on the head and the other on the back".

>The injuries inflicted on George were so severe that his owner, Allan Gay, had to euthanise him.

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What's going on here?

Only NPCs call mutts that. Go back.

>hitler hated cats
Sauce? He had a dog, but I never heard that he hated cats.
I need to be sure before I compare cat haters to Hitler.

this shit is so sad :(

Bolognese, look yourself. Apparently he had ailurophobia, a fear and therefore hatred of cats. He supposedly had school classes dissect them, like people do with worms or frogs elsewhere.
I remember reading that he realy loved birds, which are prey of cats. And dogs keep cats away, kinda ties together. Then again what can you believe about anything anymore.

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Based kt

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i'm colorblind what happens in that webm?

look closer they were being fed.

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they hate all animals and all animals hate them.

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>FRAMED
>SMASHED
>AND SLAMMED

>literally doesnt give a fuck
based arabs

>both animals being kept in filthy conditions, tiger on a ragged rope leash
That's real shitty and gay.

Cats are the chads of pets, can't prove me wrong

this video turned me vegan

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not as bad as the one where they do that fucked "cake tradition" to a baffled and miserable toddler, while smashing eggs, flour, etc into the child with such force that it's basically punching them all over but messy.

>story says 5 kittens
>pic shows 4
uhh.. guys?

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That's- that's the one.
The way he just braces himself and looks down makes me think they do horrible shit to him on a near constant basis.

Sandniggers are such assholes, jesus

look closer, these are pajeets

they are responsible for gays

Looks like South Americans to me.

If someone did that to my kid, I would honestly have to consider whether or not it's worth killing them. I'd really have to get talked off the cliff if this shit happened.

Fuck off, NPC cuck

I have a chocolate lab that's part pitbull and its strong enough that it's broken through several collars just trying to get at another dog or a person. Surprised that doesn't happen more often with other pits

Get your schizophrenia treated, user

If you had to get anally fucked by a dog or it would be killed, would you do it?

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But he's literally right though? Take a look at any independent study and you'll see that the rate of homosexuality is higher in areas where toxoplasmosis is a problem.

San Francisco has a problem with fecal matter regardless of species. It also happens to be the epicenter of faggotry. Cats are innocent bystanders in modern day Sodom and Gomorrah

Eating and shitting

what the sideways fuck
>muh culture n tradition
bet that's what those npc's spew

I'd do it so I could live and have the dude who had me anally raped by a dog killed.
After I made sure of that I might just off myself though.

>toxoplasmosis
Nigger that shit doesn't fly in the air, it only affects you if you literally eat your cat's shit in which case Homosexuality is the least of your mental problems

>After I made sure of that I might just off myself though.
Why?

There are clearly five unless you think the one on the end is extremely long

Kitties are so fucking based. Dogs are fag-tier animals.

Depends on the dog, I wouldn't save a pitbull but a German shepherd can fuck my ass any day

So does Yea Forums prefer cats to dogs now? What happened in the mainstream to motivate this shift?

OwO

>have dogs most of my life, never had a cat
>family dog dies right around the time I move out
>no pet for a few years
>buy a house with my gf, she has a cat
>cat becomes more loyal to me than any dog I've ever had
>waits for me by the front window every day when I come home from work
>sees me get out of my car and runs to the door
>purrs like a idling engine and rubs up against me to say hi
>sits next to or on me whenever I am on the couch
Whoever said cats are aloof and don't give a shit about you are lying.

This, anyone who tries to make that generalization is a literal NPC repeating what popular media tells them

>>constant random attacks to make "tough"
>>ignored
>>starved on chain in yard
>>beaten
>>forced to fight for amusement

Absolutely horrible what breeders did to those poor, sweet creatures to make them so violent and untrustworthy.

At least Lincoln freed them and now they can all own pit bulls

>non whites

>Tom dies and needs Jerry's signature to go to heaven
>Jerry grabs the pen, wastes the ink and dooms Tom to hell
>somehow Jerry is the good guy

>Whoever said cats are aloof and don't give a shit about you are lying.

Our girlfriends made this lie up to console themselves because their cats love us more than them. Exact same thing happened to me with my gf's cat.

Has there ever been a roadrunner/tom & jerry-like cartoon where you don't root for the antagonist?

Are catfags still trying to cope that their “pet” is objectively dumber and more useless?

Yes, but she'd throw the babies in the fire, so she could explore her sexuality with a black panther