Be born as a skinny asthmatic manlet with every disease under the sun in a cruel, uncaring wartime period

>be born as a skinny asthmatic manlet with every disease under the sun in a cruel, uncaring wartime period
>poor as shit
>bullied and beaten up all the time
>both parents dead
>only have one true friend
>only friend dies before his eyes
>sacrifices himself knowing he'll never see his loving girlfriend again
>go in 70 year coma
>wake up to a world completely alien to the one he knew
>intense feelings of isolation and insecurity that no one could possibly understand or relate to
>everyone he loved is dead
>get derided by some faggot manlet with daddy issues for being from a different time
>find out girlfriend is still alive but has Alzheimers and doesn't remember him
>find out best friend that he thought was dead is still alive, but is now horrifically tortured and evil with no memory of him
>has to fight said best friend
>has to keep losing him over and over
>now a hated war criminal
>faggot manlet with daddy issues won't stop being an annoying whiny faggot

If you think about it, Thor at least got to have a blissfully happy life for several hundred years and Tony at least had vast privilege no human can ever dream of.

But Cap has never had any periods of privilege or happiness. Even when he got the serum, he was made fun of and mocked. He is the true suffering character of the MCU, only beaten by Rocket.

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>6'4" chad
>a bloo bloo he's got no friends! how sad!
Go fuck yourself.

Did he ever fuck though?

Being a lonely handsome man is agonizing. I'm quite the same as cap

hello incel

have sex

Not until Endgame.

Brb gonna return the stones real quick hold my shield brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb

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>several hundred years
Wasn't it more like over a thousand? I mean I guess at one point he grew tired of the cycle of feasting and fighting

I wonder what it smells like under her breasts?