Why is his face so puffy?

Why is his face so puffy?

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He cute

Who cares? He makes good food.

Cocaine.

Legitimately a good burger, why does everyone chimp out?

i don't know but women seem to think he's attractive so

Because with a slightly smaller bun and two less vegetables he'd chimp out and call it the worst burger ever

bong genes

Someone post the webm

he looks like quite the chum here, a bar-owner type that makes some good food

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>that
>good

m8 have you seen it? The hamburger meat is still red inside

that and besides its too big to fit in your mouth

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the first burger is wretched though, look how big the patty is compared to the buns

Because he's fucking old. He's 50 something and he's a natural, pink skinned blond. His kids gets ass raped by the Sun. He also travels to hot places.

bong genetics

oops... i meant SKIN... not kids. fuck.

SKIN!!!
SKIN!

His skin gets raped by the sun.

cocaine

>user has no sense of scale
Look at how the burger in the above takes both his hands and still sticks out way past both of them. Now notice that the burgers in the bottom footage could easily fit in one hand snugly. You're just mad he's successful and good at what he does.

Didn't he take the bogpill?

It's called medium rare, fuckface.

Botox

What a hypocrite

Fecal alcohol syndrome

not even similar

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They are actually, both are soulless """american""" food

If you put the lettuce on the bottom it lasts about 5 minutes before it turns into mush from the heat

It's the puffin's final revenge.

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Imagine being a retarded american or anglo unable to cook properly and thinking you will "destroy the meat" or refusing to serve someone properly cooked well done burger.