Could a modern remake work?

Could a modern remake work?

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If it was an older woman and a young boy, probably. They'd show it at Cannes and have scenes where the woman is playing with the boy's junk which will be considered BRAVE AND POWERFUL by lefty media.

This is anti-loli propaganda

your brain is poisoned with retarded outrage culture.
I've known multiple young women(and also mostly "women") obsessed with "lolita" and DDLG ""aesthetics"" who would gladly sleep with men old enough to be their father.
t. 25 year old boomer who's always looked 10 years older than he actually is.

imagine

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probably if it was directed by some sort of meme director like sofia coppola, PTA or fincher

I will direct it. I will also star in it. but it won't be filmed. and it will be set in my room. and the starlet will be zhezhe

That redhead chick from dog with a blog

>the original lolita got blacked irl
>in the fucking 60s

fuck, kubrick really did a number on her. another shelley duvall

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You ain't directing shit after that travesty live by night, ben

playin on the edge there user, got an ackshually 73451 year old preteen waifu too?

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this couldn't be made today because it's too dangerous to un brainwash men into realising how much better cunnies are than roasties

I'm falling in love anons

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she's cute but shes too old for that role and lacks the innocence

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She's not supposed to be innocent she's supposed to be a temptress for a pedo with weak resistance

my god imagine the sheer ecstasy of having her soft arms wrapped around your body and her head nestled in your chest

What did he mean by this?

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A modern remake would change the little girl for a boy.

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i actually love this cover a lot, has a lot of meaning.

o_o

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das it mayne

only with a trans kid. everyone would celebrate it as brave and progressive. otherwise it would be banned and declared evil.

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>Although Vladimir Nabokov originally thought that Sue Lyon was the right selection to play Lolita in Stanley Kubrick's film of the same name, years later Nabokov said that the ideal Lolita would have been Catherine Demongeot.[1]
We missed out on kino

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ahhh she's so sweet

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It looks like a sucker to me

Based, she's super cute.

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She isn't supposed to look like a woman.

This. It would basically be Call Me By Your Name but with a boy dressed as a girl. It would win best picture.

Yeah, something like that but without the drag queen shit.

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Exactly. The idea is that only Humbert sees what he describes as the allure. To most everyone else she should appear to be just a kid, so s to highlight how skewed his perception of reality is. Should have been a younger girl in the case of both films.

Yeah, the movie is basically a normal age gap relationship.

Adrian Lyne did a modern remake, you complete retards

Would a /ll/ remake be kino?

Which movie should I watch?

No like one set now with some zoomer as lolita and some older millennial or boomer as humbert

>1997
>Modern

I, too, am an oldfag, but at least I'm self aware of the fact.

the russian pornhub one

not him but I was born in 93 and would consider anything post 90s modern