Here’s your Cowboy Bebop bro

I can't wait to not watch this garbage.

That Faye is a crime unless they somehow fix it in post. Won't even comment on the chink. Black guy looks decent I guess.

I don't even mind they have a diverse cast. Black Jet is actually kinda coo, but here's my problem.

The cast is ALREADY diverse and they mixed it up for no reason.

Spike is white - more probable mixed white/asian.
Faye is Singaporean/Asian
Vicious is Chinese/Asian
Jet is white.

They made Spike full Asian.
Jet black.
Faye a white Mexican
Vicious white

They literally made the white characters non-white and the ethnic characters white/white passing.

>no Idris Elba
Dropped

He was terrific in luke cage

The West hates excellence.

Based

Shit show deserves shit casting

>Ey Spike, I'm retarded.

i assume the dude on the right is vicious?

>faye looks like she smells like dry piss and eats cigarette butts
she look like a hoe in the anime. so it’s ok if they make it full ho in real life

>Jet is white.
honestly i always assumed he was black. i havent seen too much anime, but i know theyre very literaly when they pick names. "jet black" is pretty much tolkein for "this guy is black".

He looks beige to me, but I don't care

well you shuld care. theyre being honest to jet, but theyre deliberately fucking up spike, faye, and im still assuming thats vicious. you cant even rightfully try to rationalize it, like "oh well, they were close". nah, man, theyre not. and theyre doing it to mock you.

apathy kills dreams, man.

In what way was Jet not blatantly white?

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I always thought he looked beige.

This is Jet's voice actor in the English dub from the original anime series

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what does this mean?

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he sounds negro-ish and he's a brute, plus he's not the same color as fay or spike

I don't think he's black. The picture in this thread makes him look beige.

seespike asks jet this

netflix programming is a joke at this point, pure meme.

most people watch shows that netflix doesn't even own. hilarious shit.

By your logic Spike should be a jew.

wtf why they whitewashing our brothas

You need to go the gym and work out more, user. For your own good.

it's still theorized, so yeah. as sure as we are that he's half white half jap, its just a guess. he could be half jew

Here’s your Faye Valentine bro

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Will Vicious have British accent?

thanks man :)

I WALK IN THE RAIN

>netflix
nope

here's my idea
thanks

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theres no race in space bro
just turn off ur brain bro :)

nailed it
pls apply to work at netflix or hbo
we need more forward-thinking writers like yourself

will there be nudity and or a rape scene?

Based

Fixed it

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just as bad as that netflix shit, fucking faggot.

Heres your spike spiegel bro

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dub

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I would actually take Steve Buscemi instead of John
youtube.com/watch?v=g7DnjOg8-Ik

It would been better if Spike was Chinese. He is from a Chinese gang in the actual anime.

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there aren't a lot of chinese-american male actors

I kinda like this one

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Netflix is so bad at casting

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No you can get them from China and you Americans can start sucking their dicks. You're used to it already since you pander to niggers making blacked pornography.

megan fox took the bogpill didn't she faye is uncast able

>pitbull
this is where I lost

as are you

Remember all the articles about Netflix receiving praise for not "whitewashing" the characters, despite changing the ethnicity of every single one?

Have you never heard someone refer to something as jet black? It's a saying, not a skin color holy shit

Keanu as spike and Laurence Fishburne as Jet, with some literally who asian qt as Faye would have been kino while keeping the identity politic faggots at bay. Released about 10 years ago produced by literally anyone but netflix

>cast a jew as an chingchong
>cast a mestizo as a nigger
>cast an asian as a mestizo
>cast the bad guy as white

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>being this gay

>jet's not black

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my thoughts exactly
also, I'm sure he's a great actor, but why is Jet a black dude?
there's not even a shred of ambiguity, he's objectively white in the show
whatever, it'll probably suck anyway

>he's objectively white in the show
t. 56%

ancient japanese proverb. meaning is lost in translation.

I won't watch it anyways, nu media is pretty gay

Who will play Julia though?

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Beatles fans

all of these remakes have been shit right? why do they keep doing them?

To bring in the normies with vaguely familiar shit, and the guaranteed audience of mongoloids that will watch it for nostalgia purposes, no matter how bad it is. Just like Star Wars.

It's anime. If he was black you would know.

Yeah. Samurai Jack was Black as well and the Fire Lord from Avatar is white

lame diversity casting aside, if they don't put that girl in the authentic slutty Faye outfit I'm gonna lose my shit

this

or Alita

This is what black people look like in anime. You were expecting him to look like Mr. Popo?

Isn't Faye's good looks part of her character? Iirc she uses it to seduce rich men or some shit. How the hell are they gonna expect the audience to believe that creature is beautiful

Glad they put an Asian as Spike but that dude' voice is wimpy. American Spike had a good voice so this alone fucks it up for me.

On that note they should've cast a Japanese dude.

I can actually see Jet in the black guy to be honest with you family members of mine.

>jet
>jet black
>not jet, like flying machine jet the mechanic the most obvious reason

>the rock
Kys

Jet's a white boomer out of touch with the young hip kids of today. Isn't that meant to be his whole character?

Just make the entire cast Asian lmao

Nexflix will change this

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Superalloy darkshine is a Japanese man in blackface

never before have i ever seen a nigga so fly
good goddamn

americans will claim this man is not black
normalfags from /pol/ will complain regardless

Will we have kino soundtrack?
I hope they keep the opening the same, would be great.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_KyJpRuKU

Is Spike being a chink canon?

Really Spike is the only one I have an issue with. Not only isn’t he Asian but the actor doesn’t have the charisma

Faye and Vicious are good picks

Jet seems like a character who should have been black to begin with

youtu.be/dY2ojKpW8Z0
youtu.be/pxh3mvkokfw
youtu.be/00vDy2lAwC8
youtu.be/DL_KyJpRuKU

Kinô

chink jew from mars

Yeah he wont be able to play Spike well. And the movie wont really work without a good Spike. Dont care about Jet being black the actor is good.

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