Say, "Hello," to your house

>walk in
>see this
wat do

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She's just being a snake oil salesman while also shilling her religion. It's mostly the snake oil though.

Pull out my pp and start rubbing it on they’re boobs

Its not a Japanese thing because in japan they greet people not the house.
You might say it's a pan-animist belief thing. But that's not how Japanese do it either.

She made that up.

For me, it’s Marica Hase.

roll for initiative

>far less of them are fat
>the fat ones still manage to look less gross than other fatties
this alone makes asians worthwhile

get a bellyjob from the middle girl

>what is japanese animism

I was thinking I'd say hello to her pusy but this is fine too

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>she's 4'7"
>Peter Dinklage is 4'5"
>she's probably just tall enough to kick Warwick Davis in the head
does she have an actual type of dwarfism?

The girl in the greenish swimsuit thing isn't even fat

>doing anything a hole says
Good goyim

shes trying too hard to be manic pixie dream waifu

she's japanese fat

Damn KonMari's really tiny. Average female jap is 5' 2'', she's small even for a nip.

She expands that on her book that personifying your house helps to put you in a different relationship with it. It's not just the place where you put your stuff, sleep and shower in, it's this abstract organism that's giving you a place to live in, so it needs help just as much as it helps you.
The final part is realizing that your house is an extra part and an extension of yourself, so helping your house by cleaning it and keeping it tidy is also helping yourself, and making yourself "cleaner and tidier inside"

It speaks a lot about Japanese culture and it's the sorta thing that I don't think can survive the classic american cynicism (I myself think it's a bit too far into the quirky), but it's a nice little way to see the world.

Wait I forgot to also mention it helps making the act of cleaning and tidying up seem like less of a chore and more like spending time with a friend and helping him.

Again this is pretty gay but what else can we expected from the nuked capital of the world?

nipponism

>It speaks a lot about Japanese culture
Nah man the gook tricked you. I live in Japan and these slant eyes have some of the messiest, cluttered messes of homes.

Shinto teaches you that literally every single thing has a spirit or life force. Rocks, streams, dead branches, etc. It stands to reason that an amalgamation of raw materials, all with their own spirit, e.g. a house, would carry the same connotation. The importance of the spirit of the house would probably be amplified by its importance to human life.

might have to make midge pastas about her too to get reactions from the waifuists

Not relevant. It's the belief system behind what she is doing, it's not necessarily adhered to by everyone. Her methods reflect the mindfulness of the Japanese worldview which is probably a dying thing in their sprawling metropolises these days but is probably still common practice in the countryside and by older generations.

Dive in.

Yellow-green swimsuit is the perfect level of thickness

Has she ever commented on Chinese feng shui?

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>it's not necessarily adhered to by everyone
It's adhered to by no one, though. Less than 1% of Japland actually follows Shinto. It would be like Greeks believing in Zeus.
She plays up her QUIRKY JAPANESE CULTURE for western audiences. No one believes that stuff. Not even in the bumfuck Inaka

What are some kinos with this level of thickness?

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She IS fat and you probably are too. Western pigs ruined the concept of skinny; if you cannot see your ribs, you are fat.

ongiri girl has cute face

>Most of the Japanese (50% to 80% considering degrees of syncretism with Buddhism, shinbutsu-shūgō[6]) pray and worship ancestors and gods (神, kami, shin or, archaically, jin) at Shinto shrines or at private altars, while not identifying as "Shinto" or "Shintoist" in surveys.[7] This is because these terms have little meaning for the majority of the Japanese,[7] or because they define membership in Shinto organizations or sects.[8][9] The term "religion" (宗教, shūkyō) itself in Japanese culture defines only organized religions (that is, religions with specific doctrines and required membership).[10] People who identify as "non-religious" (無宗教, mushūkyō) in surveys actually mean that they do not belong to any religious organization, even though they may take part in Shinto rituals and worship.[10]

Even if they don't take part in Shinto rituals/worship, the ideology shapes their entire culture and society. It would be like trying to separate Christian values from European culture and society. It's not possible. The individuals may not adhere to or identify explicitly as Christian but their environment is shaped by the ideology and they are shaped by their environment.

joke's on you, I can see my ribs and I have a gut

2nd from left and 2nd from right. Wrap em up, I'll take and marry em both.

>he doesn't bow when entering a building
What the actual fuck
Do you also wear shoes indoors? Do you wear underwear in the shower?

You are a faggot for even knowing who she is

I keep my shoes in the fridge and my designated fridge midge shines them for me

Ah, that's okay then.

t. seething roastie

just a fun fact for all you noids, she recently had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer and is taking a break from porn. Had to do a crowdfunding initiative to get the surgery, and will probably be getting implants before returning to porn.

And she's succeeding.

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This pagan idolatry must be purged from Christendom.

One reporter tried to bring it up but she flew into a rage and raped him.

This. I live in my own filth WITH PRIDE.

Stop being poor

I tried explaining to Japanese that there's no point in taking their shoes off when they come inside because human beings are literally made of dirt and everything they touch is already filthy just from being touched by them and the only thing they should really bother trying to keep clean is their souls, but they didn't seem to understand.

user your shoes will bring sand and small rocks inside
You don't want those on the floor

The ones in light-blue and green are very nice.

if you say hello to your house
and your greeted by silence and the feeling of pathetic reality and awkward mundane trash
maybe you should clean it

Sigh and check my bank account cause I don't think I can afford to feed all of them if they're my guests.

i just wanna grease em all up and slide around in em while they fart

>tfw went out with a Korean girl who looks like blue bra
>tfw playing with her love handles

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What the fuck? Being fat in Japan will get you publicly humiliated. Light blue and light green are still fucking hot though. And while most of these chicks are fucking fat and obese, thick asian women are my weakness.

I keep forgetting to donate something. I guess it wouldn't look too weird on my credit card to donate to a go fund me, right?

I mean, Japanese people think like the wind is their ancestors and that every single thing you do in life somehow relates to death or something supernatural.

It's nice a lot of them are atheists, but they're just as kooky in their own ways.

At least they are cool with death. I dated a Vietnamese girl that would sperg out if I mentioned anything related to death/darkness because of the very slight possibility of bad luck and evil spirits. She wasn't even religious but also wasn't willing to take the chance.

she meant the line for that ride forms behind me, pard'

/thread
OP is a sperg

what bothered me was that the show spent so much time on the people themselves. they're awful and I don't want to look at or listen to them. I was hoping the show would be more about what she recommends doing. I couldn't marathon more than five minutes into the show because of the family she was talking to.

it's called animism, user. pretty big part of japanese culture.

>"Own no more than fifteen books."

FUUUCK YOUUUUUU

does she at least advocate library cards? I don't even read much but fifteen sounds like a small number.

Yes, she is. She was literally a shinto shrine maiden and also she graduated a christian university in Japan.
She's weird even for most Japanese.

But to be fair, authors of "self-improvement" books weird in general. She's basically one of them.

kekle

Fuck, why are asian girls so good?

Genuine enthusiasm.

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Because they are experts at making shitty things look good.

Look at JAV cover art vs the actual movie. Everything in Asia (especially Japan, China and Korea) is like this.

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asians dont have souls so objects like your house are equal to them

>Say, "Hello," to your house.
>Is she crazy or something?

>Hello id like to introduce you to my kid!
>Xer is poly queer gender neutral trans woman!

How was she?

>Look at JAV cover art vs the actual movie
Shitty reddit meme. Maybe pick actual good fetish porn instead of some pleb shit vanilla with some FOTM waifu like Anri Okita.

>he doesn't follow the prescribed rituals for the appeasement of the hearth gods and household spirits
No doubt you also neglect your ancestors, you shameful white devil.

For me it's Natsuki Aoyama.

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Nigga I'm the UPLOADER and prime seeder of those fetish javs, you have no idea how deep I am in this shit. I own thousands of JAV dvds. But my original point still stands.

Also if you ever get a Japanese girlfriend, do yourself a favor and never look at her in the morning until she put up her makeup. I speak from personal experience.

>He believes in souls

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why are asian films so incredibly top-tier?

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She seems to have a vagina, so yes, she's like a pitbull and she'll snap at any moment.

And when you actually look at the video you'll see she has smaller tits, is 4x as fat as on the cover. Her skin is yellowish and not white at all. She has blemishes all over and it follows the same formula as all the other movies from that circle.

>tfw I bought a dresser because of her
>tfw I literally fold all my clothes except my jackets now because of her

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she doesn't even do that cover pose in the film

Imagine needing to actually be told that you can save space by folding your fucking clothes

Fucking Americans

What's fucking weird is that I was forced to learn how to perfectly fold clothes in the military here in Europe.

You'd expect Americans to know this as well due to so many of them being soldiers and promoting soldier lifestyles.

There's something severely wrong with Americans. Another thing is that I keep hearing "We're fat because fast food is cheap". meanwhile vegetables and fruits are basically free in the US but people are too lazy to cook something that takes 4 minutes.

>What's fucking weird is that I was forced to learn how to perfectly fold clothes in the military here in Europe.
Same. It's your first day, you look at your locker and the pile of shit you need to fit in it and go BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE but it isn't.
I don't know if American soldiers do anything except yell at each other and eat jelly donuts though.

maybe us Americans like to hang clothes instead because we can afford hangars and big closets

maybe we like to eat fast food and get fat because we literally invented fast food and it's fucking awesome

tldr go fuck yourself commie

Imagine the smell

Thanks for the laugh, user.

>Get called commie
>Literally live in a country richer and more capitalist than the USA
I'll just blame it on your lack of education.

Damn, millennials aiming to the stars.

this. it's watchable if you have a thread like this to meme in, though. I was able to marathon the whole first episode (taking lots of breaks) because I found a thread shitting on the young mother who couldn't handle doing laundry or dishes or whatever it was. And every time Marie Kondo had something to say, it was profound. I still remember and think about her advice pretty regularly. I feel like I'd benefit a lot from implementing her methods, but idk if I could tolerate another episode

y-yes madam

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Jordan would be proud

no, blame how much "education" they give us for free

and if you're not at war with 7+ countries, and your national debt is less than 20 trillion, and you have less than 2 million people in prison, you're not as socialist as us

and dog shit, and disease, and pee particles, and other bodily fluids, and garbage

The point is to have people that may look like you and your family. For instance, the two fag couples should be really familiar to you

Real life isn't like anime at all, ya dumb weeb.

Uh, no they’re not. They fear death like all pagans/atheists.

I wear shoes/boots at all hours of the day except for sleep. I dress for emergency and physical preparedness for anything that might arise throughout my day (save for entering a body of water). I feel undressed without my shoes and when people enter my home and i see them taking their shoes off at the door i tell them to cut that faggot nip shit out

Are you panking92 on reddit? lmao

/thread desu

I'd offer you some food but it seems you already ate everything in the house.

And if you don't treat your things well, in a hundred years they'll come to life and beat the shit out of your grandkids

You're saying that as if you're not scared to die. Is this why you eat junk food?

Isn’t junk food unhealthy though liberal?

That's kind of my point, the stuff will destroy your body and kill you, but you're not afraid of death so you eat it anyway. You don't care about destroying your own body because you think you'll get a new one when you die.

>stealthily changes his argument hoping nobody would notice
nice try liberal

What part of my argument did I change?

"Does crispy sock spark joy?"

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More than anything else in my life, oku-sama.

Why is this new age crap so popular? Is it just because she's a cute asian? The asian part makes her seem mystical to idiots westerners, and the woman part makes her seem sexy to idiot westerners?

I like women who like cleaning

There's a delightful Bakery around the corner ladies, lets go. My treat!

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Selling England by the pound, are we Pierce?

Wow, she's as tall as my great grandmother. What the fuck causes this? Mari surely wasn't malnourished as a child, right?

She sells $50 boxes.

Well he is irish

>paying for a porn star’s surgery
Hahahaha

Tfw my gf is 5ft

Why not?

>personifying objects

is there anything more fucking capitalist you fucking retard consumers eat shit die

yes you should personify women user don't be a bigot

ITT:

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