/bb/ Big Brother 21

OFFICIAL PRE-GAME POWER RANKINGS:

>/ourguys/
Boss Hogg
Blockhead
Anal

>Potential Greatness
Jack
Bogged Bimbo
Bimbo
Bella

>Irrelevant/Floater
Ovi
Sam
Nicole
Whole Fat Milkers

>Unbearable
Nick
Kemi
Aura 2.0
Token Gay

>R.I.P
David

is kemi just doing the splits or are her legs gone? it is suspicious that there a awkward conspicuous hole on the side of the pool where the most people are.

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her one leg is down and hidden by ana's body

her other leg is up and hidden by tommy's body

If you really look at David he looks fake as shit

looks like tommy is sitting on her front leg

think he is leaning against it. david, how i hardly knew thee

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god that is so bad lol. why do they even release this shit before the episode if they can't get it right?

hey poorfag ya still here seething about my technology?

i really dont understand why they dont do swimsuit pics before the first night eviction. theres gotta be a doorway that leads straight to the backyard without entering the house right?

yes, that's how they build the comps

because they dont care

Thats where the vet will be photoshopped in. They enter the game later inside of on night one.

It would disrupt the flow of the edit, they have to film their first meeting/introductions/grodball twist, they can't just have them take the pictures and then walk in the house and pretend they didn't just meet during the photoshoot.

ayyyy gabbagool get a loada dis fuckin mook mama mia pizza pie

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watch bb14 here with us

I'm trying to finish last season before tomorrow but I'm only half-way through

watching the showfag edit won't tell you anything. please don't post

too late

showfag opinions are only allowedand ignored during the episodes. you have 3 one hour periods during the week to post

reminder that Dane > Dan
>7-0 without production helping him manage the jury with "reward competition"
>controls the game from start to finish, doesn't need to pretend to be weak like a cuck
>pulls Dane's funeral on his first season and still wins without losing a single vote
>literally beats black Dr Will and male Janelle, Dan's competition were fucking Keisha and Memphis

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as long as showfags know that mole is as cute as a button, they're welcome in these threads

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is bbcan7 worth it. I hear its a snooze. Couldn't even get the motivation to watch bbcan6 even though 5 was GOAT tier BB

The show is so boring, people sit around and chat about nothing.

That Trump bitch is so fucking hot god damn it

Imagine that was cum lol

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Anthony was better debate me

Dane had one week to mist Anthony, succeeded and won

But Anthony was better

both of you go on reddit daily. you're boring.

haha

another post not worth reading based on how it looks

Skip 7 entirely because it just declines after the week two vote. 6 had a strong second half and some good drama.

no

look at this coward ass motherfucker posting his big celebratory dane > dan post who knows he can't debate me that the guy dane won 7-0 over played the better game

why are you quoting me all I did was say the Trump bitch was hot
She needs to be on BLACKED

Tommy doesn't look right at all in these pics. His right arm looks shrunken and mangled up, and the interlock with Christie looks fake. Unless Christie has stretch arm strong arms interlocking with Tommy's t-rex arm, this looks anatomically impossible. Also where Christie's arm is resting on Tommy's shoulders it has those fake looking shadow marks that David's butt projects onto the cooler.

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It's [not worth it]. Dane's a great winner, but watching a Brigade alliance run the table isn't worthy of a watch. Try finding a highlight reel or something.
>Suck your own dick live on TV in-front of the jury
>Lose 0-7
>Own alliance doesn't even vote for you
lol

literally nothing about the way tommy and christie are holding hands is anatomically impossible

have you held hands with a girl ever? serious question

based virgin

Dane doesn't flip Anthony f5 and goes home

Anthony/Adam/Mark/Kyra F4

Who are you pulling for

And don't fucking tell me the answer to fit your agenda, tell me the truth

I will forever respect Dane and what he pulled at F5 but tell me the truth

watch 6 instead

twitter.com/bigbrotherca/status/994730929280040960

Meh first two thirds with PB controlling everything, GOAT endgame with them turning on each other
>BBCAN5 was GOAT tier BB
nvm you are a pleb

Anthony is better than Dane by raw BB skillset but Dane had an edge in game knowldedge and won because of it

reddit

Dane had a week where he was gone because everyone knew what a threat he was, and he outmisted Anthony to convince him Adam was the bigger target

It's one of the greatest weeks of all time but Anthony wins F2 against Adam, Mark, or Kyra. Adam wins against Mark or Kyra. Mark/Kyra who the fuck knows

reddit

haha that would be so gross haha

i havent watched bb since ianb owl

who hurt you?

dude i literally confessed to my reddit username last thread

you really have to deal with reddit shitposters coming on /bb/ to call jessica fat and say they want to fuck bimbo and cuddle with sissy because you cant say that shit on reddit

big nigger

stay there

ive been shitposting here since bb14 on Yea Forums

make me

now you're lying

ive legit been watching since season 1 episode 1

my mommy was really into survivor and they pushed big brother as the next survivor and i watched it with my mommy

ask me about any season 1-20 see if i can't tell you something only a watcher would know

so which 60,000 post thread are you currently sifting through to find a decent string of comments from?

yeah reddit you've watched but no with Yea Forums

mulder ima suck that spooky dick

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bro, if you're gonna talk like that you're out of the bomb squad

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the best moment on Yea Forums was the double eviction

post funeral, frank evicted, dan wins hoh and puts ian on the block. Dani & Shane gonna vote Ian out.

The comp is pulling a key through a wooden maze to the end. Ian has to win POV to survive.

All of Yea Forums is counting on him

And he does it, he figures it out and it becomes clear that he's got the answer. Pulls out his key and presses the button

My lord, the celebration

I was there. Were you? Why don't you tell me a story from Yea Forums bb14 feeds bitch?

Devin you think because TMZ paid you for an article you're suddenly an expert on US race relations? NIG HARD-R.

i miss her, bros

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fuck off

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two weeks of sissy youll be like ange-who

that sounds pretty awesome

>gets BTFO
>moves on to next post

that's it bro, you're out of the bomb squad

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where my /sissy/bros at??

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The two best moments in /bb/ history were that and Morgan winning OTT. Nothing has come close since.

Actually, put Bridgette and Frank in there too.

i just got here bruh. molefags are the scum of the earth.

>girls don’t look like their Instagram pictures 24/7

hey virg

RIght is better. Don't @ me.

those chicks are all ugly if you actually look at them.

She never looked like that. She was barely in the top 5 of girls last season baka

bro, i watched the funeral live because of Yea Forums

i mean, god bless my privileged life but I swear I did. Because I was on Yea Forums all the time and /bb/ started up with TUNE IN NOW FEEDS NOW NOT A DRILL

So I tuned in while Dan was still pacing around before the funeral. And I watched every second, as it happened in real time, legit crying because I believed Dan. Then he turned on Danielle and the shitposting began.

I watched the entire Dan/Frank convo, the Dan/Dani apology convo

I honeslty dont care enough to lie in a preseason thread that nobody will care about tomorrow when the episode airs. its the truth. greatest shit ever, I really hope to watch a moment that tops it

how would aura failing the puzzle on live television rate among those?

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she was literally crying the whole time. I was so glad she failed. didn't even look that difficult

I believe you

Cody cucking Paul out of a win in season 19 was pretty good too, especially since his key was the last one to be revealed.

these are my newfag equivalent of Ian/Morgan winning.
the comfiest shitposting.

this was amazing

>NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN

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just finished this and have nowhere else to post it.
enjoy.

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>mfw /gif/ has trained me to be scared by such an innocent word

god i hope shes still in the house doing sexy shit

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based I thought the same thing

I just want her to fart in my mouth. Is that really too much to ask?

post it

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I forgot Cody immediately won AFP too. God that was based.

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that's my kelowna boy right there

also Morgan getting the care package that allowed her and Shelby to be safe right after the first part of the double eviction when Alex went home and they were outnumbered 2/5 with Danielle as HOH was absolutely god-tier to watch. Especially when everyone here had the realization that Shitney was fucked at the exact same time everyone in the house did. Plus Jason crying in the storage room with Krispy afterwards was the cherry on top

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Great photo user! Can i save it?

it all yours my friend!
im doing this one now

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why is jason momoa there

i was gona do one of her kini pics. but i decided to do this one

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take it friend, its all yours

Thanks for joining us tonight, user!

kek thats a good one
those chins...
im cutting her out so i can put her different places (like mcdonalds)

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Honest question, what's so bad about teams, if this is a team season?

streamable.com/tsx72

>Paul worked that manlet zogcuck into such a seethie he voted against him out of a spite
Baste Paul

becky!

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based /train/

Yuck

so who do you girls think the returnee is gonna be?

I hope Paul or James

There is no returnee
3 teams of 5, that's why there was a first day eviction

why didn’t Johnny Mac just bang her? she clearly wanted it.

he was a volcel

>teams
fucking kill me

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>teams
ya pulled that outta ya ass

>117112661
>THREE fatties on one season
based

anyone have the amazon alliance streamable?

who is /ourguy/ this year?

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saggy tits. hes a dentist and can do better

Who's to say he didn't after the show?

im digging mohan

>amazon alliance
wat?

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I'd rather them add three vets to be the leader of the teams. I hate how these recent seasons are full of Battle Backs and no-eviction week twists. Like, if we're going to go for 99 days then please at least give us 18 houseguests jfc.

for me, its cheran
he looks like a cheeky cunt

> Shortly after wins Amazing race
> Then marries and impregnates Jessica
Lost the battle but won the war.

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god that house must smell so rancid

Nah, Becky had FTs. You can like or dislike those but they weren't saggy.

this?
streamable.com/cggp1

Jessica’s preggo tits were A+

>teams
who /offbeat/ here?

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>won a million dollars on the amazing race
>paul lost 500k twice

poetry

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maybe the most insufferable set of 3 people ive ever watched on tv
>muh boomer dad
>muh mentally ill chick
>muh gay

misted lol

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Just judging from his interview Cliff is 100% gay on the side. His poor wife.

but also yes, they were all annoying

someone please post the picture worth $1,525,000. You know the one.

yep thanks

>you now remember when Braden called Kevin a beaner and told him to shove up a banana up his ass

fuck ronnie

t. russell the love muscle

here ya go bud

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Ronnie was super entertaining, though. The night everybody figured out his shit is 100% grade-A kino.

russell the shotgun*

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thanks but i looked around and found out i had it all along

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this group was lowkey kino. chima chimp out was god tier

Grodball was ridiculous that season. Chima did nothing wrong.

no worries lad, ive got it in my jody folder

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>beaner

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don't make me . . .
NO NO
UGHGH
*splurt *

i want to paint her forehead with my seed

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I want to plow her fields with my sneed.

formerly spunk

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what is that from?

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One Piece

boku no pico

fuck off weebs

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pudding from one piece

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He asked a question, autismo

thanks, ill get around to reading that some day but its so long.

ill check this one out too *wink*

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He finally speaks
twitter.com/tulaneterry/status/1143355177145180162?s=21

Did he ever fug moo? I forget what happened there

pretty sure he hit it and quit it

also the three deer heads with those colors

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she was one of the girls he was taking creep shots of at a big brother reunion. so i would wager no

I'd say yes. The ejaculation was sobering, and he realized what a dull person she is and how unlikely a long term relationship would be.

based

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Thanks for the hint, bald black man.

what an absolute madman

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love em

ok

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yeah we already went over this fuck off back to r*ddit

hahaha. they should call my buddy Glenn after the show.

I've never seen an episode of Big Brother in my life. Can I get a quick rundown? What's the best season to start with?

based as fuck

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the season that starts tomorrow

sorry, i was at the bungalow and just got back.

watch bb10

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She's gonna _win

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wish her boobs were bigger but other than that she’s perfect

I'm in love, bros

This or BB14. If you really wanna stretch it, last season wasn't bad.

did you go over this too?

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>wish her boobs were bigger
shit taste

both top quality seasons. youve gotta fall in love with dan first though, then youll be extra excited at the start of 14

That's Jackson's foot dumb dumb.

she's already won my heart and a hot dog eating competition

>fatty with good feet
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Such a good natured sociopath

youre fucking retarded

this but unironically

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Are you fucking dumb?

what are we gona see tomorrow? the team reveal and david going home?

Based and danepilled

how do you explain this?

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>he doesn’t like a nice handful of tits

fag

might've gotten me if you had included the 6 toes in all your previous pics but nice try

BASED ANALYSE HAS 6 TOEA SHES SUPERIOR

Was this discussed

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i tried to bring it up here but nobody responded :(

We need more milfs

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her butt was discussed?

Missed this too

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Clay had a mommy in the house and an arthoe both throwing themselves at him. What a lucky man.

15ish people compete to win Head of House (HOH) for a week. The HOH then nominates 2 people to be voted out for eviction. Then there is a veto competition where whoever wins can save one of the selected nominees. This means that the HOH must pick another person to take the previous nominees place. Then everyone votes on which nominee gets kicked out of the house. Repeat this until there are only 2 people left, then the previous 7 players (the jury) vote for who wins 500K.
10 is a good season to start with.

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based retard

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hot chicks in bikinis tanning. if you're a homo the men lift weights shirtless

There's an important SpaceX launch in just over a bong if any of you are bored, might get to see it blow up a big govt payload and ruin musk's year

Re-circle the foot
Circle the smudge under the brown guy's right hand

>AANNDDD BE QUIET, SCENE!

Why did they photoshop a patio?

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>no comfy l shaped couch
Wtf

>Circle the smudge under the brown guy's right hand
Okay I'll give you that. That is strange. Fattie's thigh fades..
You can just chalk it up to production being not knowing what they're doing. David is confirmed the only one evicted because his pics were the only ones taken hours.

the furniture in the house looks uncomfortable to me

look closely at the top of the flame.

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Thanks user!

its real
wtf

Imagine it was poo. Grooooossss

Wew is Akbar /ourguy/?

youtube.com/watch?v=mD9eLzJpD_Y

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idgi?

burger flag right on the tip of the flame.

OH SHIT, N-BOMB

>mfw /ourgirl/ is one of the returning vets

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sacre bleu!!

so the rumors about him were false?

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Paul better be a coach

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*old timey car horn noises*
*tongue falls out of mouth*

night ladies
feeds tomorrow!

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Place your bets on wall comp survival time. I'll give her 3 minutes

I CANT WAIT FOR SHELBY TO WAKE UP

Will she even be able to get on it?

>it’s finally premiere day

LETS GOOOOO

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so whats the story with the nig guy?

another fucking fridge

ya seethe?

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night babes
arent feeds wednesday?

First boot

i think they start right after the episode?

i didn't know there were guys who liked the fridge body but whatever works for you dude

Feeds are Wednesday right after the episode airs

Your reminder we missed Sam's prime by only 2 years

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based off what?

On the west coast
So around midnight eastern time the feeds start

same situation as cameron in bb19. if you remember that.

I don't, to be honest.

Who's going to provide the smoking kino this year?

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the swimsuit photos. he was shooped in
did you even read the thread?faggot

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It's theorized that he's the day 1 boot based off the fact that he is photo shopped into both of the group photos. Could be another BB19 situation where he's replaced with a Vet immediately, or some other bullshit twist

Is he sticking his tongue out?!
I think that explains perfectly why him holding hands with a girl(hint:not a penis) looks so fake.

as the biggest Tangelafriend on this board, I say: old and who?
She's got nothing on my girls Bimbo & Sissy. Counting minutes until the first sunbathing stream...

based incel

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Maybe I'm just a closeted fag, but that's my ideal body type

>those tanlines
Holy shit stop my cock can only get so erect.

based, they literally have a girl called Sexi this season.
you like fit and athletic girls with no body fat? HAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

hope she brought this swimsuit

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and Bimbo this one

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I bet she could grow out a 10/10 bush in just a few weeks

flat is beautiful

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night /bb/

see y'all tomorrow!

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Pineapples are my favourite fruit.

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15 BONGS

I wish there was an archive of the feeds for the night Bridgette got gaslit. shitty season overall, but that night of feeds was incredible.

post yfw the first comp is a all you can eat contest

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the wall won’t be able to hold her for that long

haleigh was consistently feasting on her nails and eating candy. i was turned off by her eternally when she giggled that she made her thumb bleed, and then picked her nose.

gross, gross person

>forgetting the constant Vader-esque mouthbreathing right into the mic

she also turned on the faucet to mask going to the bathroom then ripped a giggle-inducing fart

i don't think she was capable of closing her mouth with those awful lip injections

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Cody wtf

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13 hours

youtube.com/watch?v=VKNoJ2BzSRU

Mole is cute and there is literally nothing you can do about it

die

So, will the landwhale use the showers like the others, or a more comfortable rag on a stick to clean herself? Or there's really no way she can wipe properly?

you didn't even try

Wow what a coastal elite front-row kid

Who are the cat ladies rallying behind?

probably fatasian

>yfw david throws the first competition so he doesnt appear like a threat only to find out coming in last results in elimination

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what is filters?

Any leafs have a better work around to watching the feeds? I've been buying prepaid american Express cards and using vpns to watch feeds.

>be me feb
>start watching BB because Eva Marie was Celebrity BB
>apparently regular seasons are much bettwer
>watch S17
>absolutely based and stevepilled

How was S17 received on Yea Forums? Will this season be good?

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Just think of the sheer amount of food she continuously has to ingest in order to maintain that voluptuous and plump amass of gluttonous and quivering lard.

hot take from the city slicker.
but he never gave a fuck once in his life and he certainly ain’t gonna start now.

morning nut

Is that LIDL Jason Momoa?

>this thread didnt die overnight

Reddit likes Cliff, Kemi, Fattie Bitch, Analyse and Tommy.

when I woke up I was amazed that the new thread was already almost at bump limit and then I realized it was the same thread from last night

>getting into big brother because of eva fucking marie

don't reply to the people with downs syndrome please

please do not reply to anyone, ever

oh no someone that watches sweaty man drama is upset :(

while i'm not the original poster, are you seriously feeling superior to someone, while you watch a goddamn tv show for old ladies and gays?
again, stop posting

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yes

this is Yea Forums not Yea Forumsie

Can all the aggroposters who just wanna pick fights all the time go to survivorsucks?

They fight over everything and there's even a downvote button to make everyone know what posts you dont like

go away

sup aggro

More like faggroposters

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Piece of tackle on the end of a fishing line.

they’ll never stop because it gives them all the attention that they’re looking for.

i mean there are so many threads on Yea Forums

wouldn't it be more fun to go troll on /pol/ or Yea Forums

little kid this isn't Yea Forums this is 4channel

this is where they prefer to do their trolling, for whatever reason.
I understand the impulse but I don’t get how they can keep it going for this long.

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