Cast him

wow

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Is he a pedo?

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yes

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Absolutely obsessed

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what in the serious fuck did he mean by this?

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The pedophile in that movie about a lollipop.

Elizabeth Warren

The Virgin King and The Chad Lovecraft

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so chad he's not even bothered by the fact that "figure" and "nigger" don't rhyme.

willem dafoe

he has no philtrum, it makes him look spooky as fuck

Based

himself, just like in The Dark Tower saga

ooooh la dee da, someone pronounces it fig-yure, not figger

honestly can't even think of anyone else that looks like him

>need twitter for work
>sign up
>get recommended SK to follow
>remember his books from a childhood -- lets see what this cunt is up to
>next three days my feed is filled with his nonsensical ramblings
>constantly sucking obama's dick
>equating everything wrong in the world with trump
>unfollow the cunt

Yeah, nah, fuck that faggot. Hope a nuke lands on his gay little cottage in Maine.

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I thought Steven Hawking was dead?

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In his defense he's a horror author that has scrambled his egg with lots of alcohol and cocaine and got banged up in an accident. He isn't exactly going to be a normal person.

They're both shit storytellers.

King doesn't know when to stop fucking writing, has shit endings and his prose is godawful YA-fiction tier trash.

Lovecraft's stories are comprised of 99% exposition because he didn't know how to write dialogue, filled with antiquated and drab prose (even for his era), and are formulaic as fuck.

Everyone knows when they make a movie about this dude it’ll be Jim Carrey.

Bob Lazar

rent free

This. Never once did Trump come to my mind when watching Chernobyl.

Unironically Eric Roberts

I don't think you've read any of the king books. king uses nigger all the time. more than lovecraft ever did.

CGI'd Andy Serkis

>The children's horror book author wants to chide a POTUS with a life's career in international business and trade about how power works

Just this past week Trump refrained from retaliatory strikes for Iran shooting down an American drone. Bush or Obama would already have an invasion force ready at the border.

any pedo in jail could do the part

honestly would be a good fit. he's batshit insane and could capture king's autism.

he's homo for trump

>a POTUS with a life's career in international business and trade
fucking cringe

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>summer Yea Forums

neil young.

This is literally the only good thing he's ever written.

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Sugarbuns, this MACHINE just called me an asshole!

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damn, thats gonna be good.

Put some thick glasses on Bruce Dern.

>leftist denying reality
>tripfag whose trip is about TLJ of all things
fucking massive retard alert

what is his involvement in international business, incellular? you mean selling the country to russia... perhance?

>muh alcoholism and cocaine abuse
>muh near death experience
>"destroy all your adverbs, nigga!" -- stephen king, on writing

Just saved you from reading 200 pages

the trump brand is worldwide you stupid tripfag absolutr denial of reality like what the entirety of modern leftism is

>Grow up thinking you're James Caan
>Turn into Kathy Bates

Sad!

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>the trump brand is worldwide

yikes

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Are you actually this upset a celebrity has an opinion or is there something else you’re mad about? You can tell me user, this is a judgment free zone.

have sex femcel

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Bill Hader

This is incredibly offtopic and also incredibly true. I can’t imagine anyone criticizing our president. You guys know you can run for office, right? If you seriously think you’re more qualified at being the president of the United States, have at it. Otherwise, please have some faith in our leader and our country. It’s disrespectful to make fun of him and America but continue to live here as if you’re not shitting in your homeland.

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>So Stephen, I understand you have a new book coming out for the summer?
>Mmmm, yes! This summer's hottest book is IT. This book has everything: paper sailboats, child-killing clowns, a giant benevolent turtle of ancient appearance named Maturin... Thot Mitzvahs..
>Wait. . . Okay. . . I don't know why I'm even asking, but. . . what's a "Thot Mitzvah"?
>You know, it's that thing where a girl becomes a woman by having six teenage boys run a train on her in the sewer. It's the only coming-of-age ritual where everybody comes.
>Stephen!

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Why do you always get here before me???

It was about trust, and really why should anyone find 14 year olds having sex worse than the same 14 year olds eaten alive?

>is, technically speaking, a gang bang featuring children.

Wrong. A gang bang is more than one male having sex simultaneously with one woman. The kids in the sewer take turns having sex with Bev one-at-a-time to completion, which is running a train. Actually totally different. Don't they have editors, or anyone doing basic research?

Source on that image? Thats that alien that bites that chicks head in half isnt it?

The guy who played him in Monkeybone.

me

Lovecraft was a gay lollipop sucker.

Dafoe would need to gain a but of flab, but this is what I was thinking.

t. alien

sissy spacek

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>you mean selling the country to russia... perhance?
you mean like selling 60% of US uranium to russia like obama? you mean like that?

they were 11 or 12
not 14

This book is more fiction this his published fiction

based

I know this kike personally.

Is it really that useless?
What's he got against adverbs?

YO DONNIE

back in the day he could

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evidence that the “King” brand is just a writing committee?
mileswmathis.com/king.pdf

The next book is uh about...uh...A SCARY LAMP MONSTER OOOOOOOOH

jejejejeh

at this point he probably just does it for the (you)s

Kevin Spacey.

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Kevin Spacey isn't obsessed with cunny though

Butthurt liberal retard tourist

Better than some pompous diaper wearing career politician cunt

deh!

they did both abuse children, so I have to say this post is spot on

Every single of his book has a toddler and a comment about his tiny peen, also diapers are mentioned super often and out of place in his stories, which makes me think he might have a fetish.
Honestly I think he's mostly doing this for shock value, but who knows.

Literally Who

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yeah because it takes a committee to write all those shitty books

Who would be the best person to play the role of a drug-addicted alcoholic that wrote tons of shitty books and got lucky with a few of them, then proceeded to live off his name for the rest of his appalling career? That's a tough question, OP, I can't think of anyone.

kek

His book on writing says to drop tv/film to be successful at writing...was it all a ruse? He's watching tv. I obviously don't, I'm posting on Yea Forums, but...

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They're shit in prose, google it to find examples (a lot of writers agree with it)

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bob lazar

>tourist
You have literally only been here since the 2016 elections.

>>need twitter for work

extremely underrated post
I will steal this

Michael Shannon

He also finds Harry Potter terrific.

he'd make a good Clarence in Robocop.

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>Every single of his book has a toddler and a comment about his tiny peen, also diapers
No. Sexualising children still appears often though, it's weird. Together with alcoholic writers in some sort of crisis and telepathy it's one of the few themes that are almost always present

just take a look at his face

he's a sex pervert

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Just get a child molester to play him.

It is a good children's book, though. Problem is, (wo)manchildren never grow out of it with time.

I don't know any actor with a face that's hideous enough.

>muh endings
>muh politics
>muh THAT scene
fuck the hive mind, I enjoyed like 75% of all his works and I stand by it. It probably helps that modern horror lit is absolutely shit, and by modern I mean the 60s onwards. inb4 muh Ligotti, muh Barron.

I vote Herr Flick.

Same glasses even.

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