Will it be kino?
Will it be kino?
Dominic Lopez
Michael Ramirez
Honk honk
Joseph Reed
>star-studded
>never even heard of any of those actors
Kayden Evans
what can go wrong?
Luis Bennett
who's the target demographic for this snorefest? NPR listeners who also enjoy capeshit?
Elijah Diaz
>How can we make people care about the Mueller report? I know let's have celebs read it! Surely the plebs will pay attention to us this time!
2020 can't come soon enough.
David Reyes
Rethuglicans BTFO
John Powell
Sounds boring as shit.
Adam King
heat death of the universe can't come soon enough
Hunter Ortiz
ORANGE MAN
Levi Anderson
Celebrities reading the mueller report won't change the contents of it. What exactly do they hope to achieve? It's not going to convince anyone Trump did anything wrong unless they already thought that.
Brayden Ward
Already got a thread up, jackass
>
Evan Sullivan
b-but i thought if a bunch of famous hollywood degenerates read it the goys would change their mind
Julian Miller
>shut up, cunt
Jaxson Mitchell
Wealthy Jewish boomer women who live in New York and other coastal cities
Parker Nelson
>NPR listeners who also enjoy capeshit?
This is probably fairly accurate.
Landon Jenkins
This is it, Qhdwamphf is finished.
Landon Ward
BAD
David Nguyen
What's the point? To highlight the waste of bureaucracy?
Eli James
Nathan Wright
What the fuck is wrong with these people
Austin Nelson
Nice digits there
Hunter Davis
Ian Kelly
Both sides of the toilet believe that the Mueller report proves them right, and they think that if they keep saying it, they'll win.
Blake Russell
Based.
Eli Rivera
seent it
Anthony Jackson
Based obsessed about politics 24/7 because I have no life outside of the internet culture warrior thread.
Ryan Gray
Everything is literally a stage, and everyone is actors. Our government is a farce.
Landon Taylor
I’m sure in the minds of the producers or whoever is running this project, this will be an EPIC night that will go down in history and help ensure Trump’s defeat in 2020. But in reality, to the extent it’s watched at all, it will be forgotten about by the following morning, and by the time the election rolls around no one will even remember that this ever happened.
Evan Clark
powerful trips
powerful
Aaron Lopez
OH FUCK
Adrian Jones
Instead of actually promoting/doing something of worth to try and better the political quagmire that is US politics at this present moment, they'd rather sing and dance and live in the world of fantasy wherein they can act out every argument theyve had with themselves in the shower
Isaiah Gutierrez
based master chief get
Ayden Murphy
witnessed
Leo Sullivan
Checked
Ryan Baker
kino
oh poor bateman
Adam Torres
JUST ZOOM MY WORDS UP THERE SENPAI
Ryan Moore
Justin Long's part of this, I forgot about that guy. What a forgettable guy.
Mason Green
that's a little dark, man
c'mon it ain't that bad
Landon Clark
NPR is a boarderline parody of stereotypical mondern leftism. its almost comical
Levi Thompson
Oh fuck
Liam Lopez
>John Lithgow
Is he going to call Hillary a cunt?
Nicholas Bennett
Noah Bell
Jose Campbell
Amazing digits
Blake Rivera
>live stage
I don't think you know what kino means.
Benjamin Watson
WU TANG
Josiah Mitchell
troll normies by telling them NPR is the left wing version of fox news.
John Sanchez
sounds like a real hoot
Ryan Russell
What the fuck are they doing? This is a dead issue. it's done there is no collusion.
Jordan Robinson
There is. Trump and other alt-right adjacent forced Mueller's hand into pretending otherwise. Now that the messenger duty will be spread into beloved public figures they are safer for retaliation since the public wouldn't take kindly of them getting disposed, it's quite heroic.
Tyler Cooper
>unorthodox trips
nice
Ryder Miller
It's not about collusion anymore, it's just outright derangement over Trump the person, and his "unacceptable conduct".
Lucas Morris
Connor Kelly
jew no?
Anthony Roberts
What an absolute bitchslap that was. Loved it.
Grayson Collins
Why would anyone want to watch that? And are they gonna act out specific scenes? Because that could be HILARIOUS
Nathaniel Hughes
I just cant believe a group of people are still absolutetly seething because trump won. Like fuck just let it go. Move on with your life.
Anthony Hill
>what's the difference between a black guy and shit in a bucket?
the bucket
>why don't black people take cruises?
ain't falling for that shit again
>what do you do if you wake up and see your tv floating away
don't call the ghostbusters, chase that spook out of your bedroom
>what do you call a million black guys protesting for their freedom?
prison
>why don't black people dream?
because the last one that did got shot
Juan Sanchez
FLOOR IT CHIEF, GO
Carter Hughes
Dammit I thought Lithgow was better than this
Cooper Jones
Leftism really is a mental illness.
Jaxon Butler
Nice
Isaac Davis
Alternative headline: Democrats finally read the Mueller report
Ryder Watson
Nice trips, Chief
Logan Richardson
Luke Cook
You do realize trump is a shoe-in for 2020, right?
We have four more years of retards coping to deal with
Evan Taylor
I gotta wonder how many of them actually believe the shit they themselves are saying.
Like, do you remember when they rounded up a bunch of semi-recognizable people after the election to call for the Electoral College to refuse to seat Trump, and instead declare Hillary POTUS? Were they serious? It's like that fuckin commercial, "That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Grayson Peterson
>Hollywood: Why do people hate us?
>Hollywood:
Andrew Green
oh wow
Tyler Morris
I literally remember plebbit saying shit like "Hamilton electors said that there's almost enough faithless GOP electors! Drumpf is going to lose!!!"
>Trump loses two electors
>Hillary loses five
>All the other Dems were so bad that one elector voted for FAITH SPOTTED EAGLE
James Ward
They believe their golden calf pawns could sway the public in their favor.
Once we figure out time travel, we could go back to near the beginning and prolong our species, perhaps advance it even further...
Chase Bell
Because people love actors and respect the opinions they have, actors should do all our thinking for us!
Brody Sanders
>Alex Jones get depersonified from saying the frogs are turning gay
>every media corporation can run endless programming about how the president of the united states is a secret KGB informant working for Putin
Really gets the brain working, I wonder who could possibly own all those global media corporations?
Juan Moore
why white people make this face?
nice digits bro
Chase Bell
Really glad I opened this thread
Joseph Rivera
god i hate this retarded jewish puppet
Andrew Wood
>the last one
Camden Wright
Charles Murphy
Alex Jones got removed because he was spreading Sandy Hook conspiracies and his listeners are just as retarded so they harassed a bunch of parents grieving their dead first graders
Hudson Rivera
Hudson Perez
Michael Barnes
sneed
Brandon Torres
What are they going to expose? Shed light on?
Leo Rodriguez
that happened in 2012 dude
you are stupid
Dominic Rivera
Do you ever feel like it's damaging to the national psyche to constantly treat politics like one big circus, where you need to put on a stage production over a reading of a government document describing whether or not the current president is guilty of a crime
Like even if you can't stand Trump, you could understand how this sort of thing would come off as unseemly
Jayden Campbell
none of that is true
Michael Turner
the president is a criminal rapist