Guys, you need to watch the Prisoner (1966). It is sofa king kino

Guys, you need to watch the Prisoner (1966). It is sofa king kino

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it's really not

Nice guy = white

the prisoner was 1967 and yes it is kino

I like to go on dates with shy girls and embarrass both of us when I pull out my tiny white 3 inch penis in the car after the date. : )

Nice guy = shit or get off the pot

Daily reminder to be as evil as you can be if you want pussy. Because pussy is evil and it only opens up for evil.

BZZT! Felt no pain
His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card dead
Fly man go for bling, he got bled
I jam over sting, see spots red
I am 'Sofa King, We Todd Ed'"

>personality
>mattering at all
jej

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>White guys

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The guy on the bottom would win in a fight against the guy on top.

YOU JUST KNOW

How do you meat these shy girls?

im white and not a nice guy

Dog is actually being a bro here
>Pack leader is busy with his human things
>His bitch is distracting him, therefore I will distract her

What was the best episode?

what it looks like when a bad boy touches you

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More like be honest and direct and don't try to deceive them with "nice" bullshit when you want pussy

>tfw he cheats on you and you really don't mind
What do? I love him too much to ever really leave him even though he keeps fucking all of my friends.

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cope

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wtf why is my pusy wet

this shit will just cause more fucked up women, a lot of them are retarded, naive, and warmhearted you know until some Chad fucks their brain up for life.

the west is so fucked

I go for 5/10's on Tinder.

you sure about that snowflake?

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sexy dad bod

leave you fuck face

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incels can be nice guys too, just because you hate women

Whatever you decide youll get what you deserve so theres that

Dilate.

>wallet in your front pocket
sweateye.............

He's the only guy I've ever been with, I love him.

That's a good move, makes it harder for it to be stolen

this

Codependency is bad and if you aren't trolling you should get out of this funk before it's too late

based

he's just fat

fatty would gas out

This is the truth. The biggest fault incels have is being ashamed of their lives and lack of accomplishments, so they create this facade of a personality that's really ambiguous and secretive. It just comes off as fucking creepy really. Literally be yourself. Despite what you think, people will be able to relate and your success with making friends/meeting women will skyrocket.

He only really loves me and that's what matters.

when you find out he cheated on you, how do you react? does he talk about it?

guys seems based actually
guess ill register to vote for Trump

this is so fucking true

>those teeth
wtf I'm With Her now

>ugly fat soft jello body.

jesus migapedes are pathetic beta.

Not always true. Theres a funny fat guy at work and all the ladies love him.

...

>touching thigh
>nice guy

do roasties even know what being nice looks like

20 more posts before this thread is deleted.
I wish I wasn't so lonely

I think I'm somewhere between nice and not-nice. Where can I meet some decent looking nice girls?

Because someone stabbed it.

Was there a cool breeze at the time of this photo?

A friend of his told me. I cried for like a day but got over it pretty quickly. He's open about it now.

You actually like it, don't you?

How do I know if I'm a nice guy bros?

How am I supposed to cheat on my wife without Craigslist?

I don't know. Sometimes it makes me really jealous that he's with other girls while I'm at home, but when we are together it's like I forget about all of that and he's mine. I love him a lot.

Being fat isn't the problem user it's being ugly

try Grindr

>tfw you literally can't stop cheating on your girlfriend
I fucked a girl at a party I went to with my girlfriend and she still hasn't found out yet. I am being so fucking brazen about it and she is such a dumb ho that she can't see it happening.
>haha user you were upstairs for such a long time
Yeah because I got drunk and was fucking some art ho on her period on the bathroom floor you stupid cunt goddammit.

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>Grindr
OH NO NO NO NO BROS

cool story, bro.

Touch a girls hand and take a picture.
If it looks like that, I got some bad news

user. Pls.... leave him before he wastes more of your time

normie pls leave

She likes him and the cheating secretly turns her on. Different strokes for different folks.

why is every zoomer a cuck now?

Watch who you calling normie, faggot
Sleeping with stupid whores doesn't make you a braindead normalfag

my gf finally wants to lose her virginity and im kinda worried bros. she can only fit one finger in, what if i hurt her? what if i cant cum?

and she fucked him afterwards

>normie
you're one of them faggot

you don't have any bros zoomer faggot

fucking your cat is illegal

>Not always true. Theres a funny fat guy at work and all the ladies love him.
He has a huge dick.
Trust me on this, women are size queens. My penis is nearly 8" and to date not one woman has ever complained about the sex, not ONE. In fact they compare me to other guys who have disappointed them and sometimes they even feel guilty having so much pleasure with mine.

Well how am I supposed to fix this?

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Funny you should mention that j just started the series a couple days ago

Sure bud

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>It's a zoomer continues to embarrass himself episode