>yaaaas!
The wachowski sisters do it again
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Well, he was good in Space Jam. He can probably handle a Wachowskis flick.
haha! Isn't racism so funny!
Kill yourself.
souds cool to me. i like MBJ. And it's not like black people in the matrix is some new concept...
>Isn't racism so funny!
This, but unironically.
Michael B Jordan is alright in all honesty. I thought he did a good job in Chronicle and the Creed movies
Lmao
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Yea i love him in Creed. I hope they do a creed 3 too.
Hey Reddit! :) how's your first day here treating you so far?
Can't wait to see Agents being btfo by a strong black man.
>sisters
dude its all pools in an office getting paid 0.02 poos per post
>* poos
Tessa wants Chris Hemsworth in Creed 3 for romantic reasons.
>she wants to fuck him
Why are incels so bad at spotting bait
>i like a black actor therefore i must be reddit
kill yourself
Shut up nigger.
Yes.
It is funny you stinky nigger
>you write as if you are on reddit
you clearly are dense as fuck.
No one is asking whether this is a cash cow milk move or if it will forward the movies narrative.
Just implied angst at the fact that its Michael B Jordan.
Even than its not a question about his filmography or acting ability...its....*clears throat*...its because he Le black roodi pushed by the Jew boogie man agenda.
If you are unironically triggered by tthis, check one of the boxes below.
[ ] Incel
[ ] My name is "cletus
[ ] Both of the above
Kill yourself tranny
Is this really what this board has come to? Why the fuck are all of you so obsessed with reddit and niggers?
"Negro" was right there the whole fucking time, you people are such a goddamned travesty.
>racism
They have the same name autist
i just want to talk about movies
It's funny to laugh at the disabled.
>i just want to talk about movies
>on an anti-tv and anti-movie board
Go back to anywhere else.
what makes you better than a nigger if you're past the age of 20 and still haven't copulated?
Found the nigger.
His IQ and manners.
shut up faggot that wasn't even remotely funny
>Both of the Wachowski Brothers became trans
ARE THEY SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT
IS IT A REBOOT AND HES NEO
OR JUST SOME RANDOM NEGRO
>invent the redpill
>take the bluepill
>His IQ and manners.
most of you guys are jobless NEETs with no future, and haven't interacted with a girl since high school. If you had an IQ worth anything you wouldn't be here on Yea Forums whining about how little sex you get and how niggers are evil
its pottery
>most of you guys are jobless NEETs with no future
I feel like you're just describing blacks.
Cringe
Based
>the best movie made by women was made by trannies
femoids BTFO
kek he won't be able to reply to you now. his programming is broken.
What a gross faggot you are. You should be ashamed.
we're not talking about blacks we're talking about you faggots. It proves my point that you guys are so obsessed over them like this guy more and more blacks are getting cast into hollywood blockbusters and this pisses you all off
>You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus.
>I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
>Instantly put out garbage
Really makes you think
>we're not talking about blacks
Yes we were. That's what you started whining about.
No i was talking about how obsessed you all are over niggers and reddit. Do you have autism? Why is your reading comprehension so bad?
Found the nigger
>i was talking about
We were talking before you were talking, kiddo. You seem very confused and angry.
meant to reply to this guy not
Forced cinematic integration is bad and you should feel bad. Make T'Chalia White.
Just admit you lost user it's okay. You're not going to turn this around when we all can see the old replies.
Can't even click a link correctly, eh?
The OP was about Michael B jordan getting cast into the new matrix film and then you dumbasses fell for obvious bait
Excess estrogen makes every task more difficult
I have no issue with that. I do however hope they bring him back for a cameo or in any capacity. Keanu is back on top after a long time, they'd be dumb to ignore it.
Before I reply could you please confirm these are the posts you meant to respond to? Thanks.
post a picture of your jaw and height i'mprobably taller than both of you
>Matrix 4
Wait... what? They never made any sequels to The Matrix. Is this some more hollywood bullshit? Skipping right to the 4th installment ?
>trolling for pictures of men on the internet
There's got to be better ways to find things to wank off to, user.
Black people being cast in a Matrix reboot really isn't forced diversity.
If you actually think this is a real response and not bait to stir up sexually starved newfriends like you for (You)'s then you are dumber than any nigger possible
not will smith oh come on now
>the most worked up guy in the entire thread by 1000% is accusing everyone else of being worked up
Haha. Classic 4channel.
It's going to suck and the Wachowskis haven't made anything good in years.
>Assassins flopped
>Bound broke even
>The Matrix was a hit
>V for Vendetta was a minor success
>Speed Racer flopped
>Ninja Assassin flopped
>Cloud Atlas flopped
>Jupiter Ascending flopped
>Sense8 is one of the most expensive and least watched shows in all of Netflix
Where the fuck is the money coming from, they have the worst batting average of any directors on earth
How are they not totally blacklisted by now
You sure are talking about that post a lot for a guy who didn't fall for the bait.
>you think that's a man's dick you're sucking?
Why would they not stick with Keanu, especially now that he's having a resurgence in popularity?
Who says i'm worked up? You're the ones going apeshit over bait. I'm just here to talk about movies
>Who says i'm worked up?
Your seething demeanour.
he keeps responding kek
The delivery of this was kino. The actor who played Smith played him so fucking well holy shit. What a villain.
He is not the worst but not the best. They will get the younger, female, and black demographic a lot more now... but I feel like he's a poor replacement for Keanu.
based samefag
>when you go from attacking people for their racist behaviour to calling people a bunch of dumb niggers within a 10 minute period
i love this site
ASSASSINS WAS SO FUCKING GOOD
THIS IS WHEN THEY WERE STILL MEN SO IT MAKES SENSE
I dont care about people being racist on this website I just dont get why it has to overtake any discussion possible on this board. If whites are so superior why do these guy let blacks live rent-free in their head every single moment
Fucking die nigger or return to africa
You don't actually think white people post on Yea Forums do you?
I’ve got to agree. Yea Forums would fucking hate the Matrix movies if they were released today.
>i hate how it overtakes this board
>let me make 500 posts about it
Haha. He doesn't know that he's the problem. Classic 4channeler.
WALLACE IS OK
BUT NEO IS NEO
LEAVE NEO ALONE!
STOP FORCING DIVERSITY INTO EXISTING PROPERTIES MAKE YOUR OWN
What do you mean "you people"
I liked the first Matrix movie and hated the second and third when they came out, for racial reasons.
You can make it through the first one fine, sure Morpheus and Tank and Dozer are okay, but the minute they reach Zion it just goes full FUCK WYPEEEEEPOOOO and I wasn't having any of it
lol look at this retard. You weren't tipped off by the fact that the last bastion for all of humanity was called Zion in the first movie?
>THE HUMAN RESISTANCE ARE ALL LITERAL ZIONISTS
THEIR GOING ALL OUT!
The only thing that can stop them is the death penalty
You can't guess at shit like that. Like how come every racist stormfag on earth likes Carl Weathers
Turning the main character black is, especially when Keanu is a draw. We already had Morpheous as a black lead, why is that not good enough for you faggots.
what was racist about that?
Wheres your Google now?
m.youtube.com
Same thing as Bradley Manning: they were purposely brainwashed into transitioning.
Look up Buck Angel.
>Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We've got a tranny city to burn
I can see why they wouldn't want Keanu back
Liking this guy has to be peak Twitter bugman
Soo tired of women, niggers and faggots!!!FACT!!!
No, he has no charisma
OH
>implying both sides of your flowchart aren't bluepills and that you aren't a coppertop
What did he mean by this
t. nuchan election boomers taking more b8
wait sequel or reboot?
>Speed Racer
Was a great movie, yeah it flopped, but that doesn't mean it's bad. I do agree that most of their post-2000s stuff is a drone to watch
Can I not just laugh at the absurdity of casting a fucking black dude as Neo?
It was enjoyable enough at the time when it came out.
They're a couple of deranged kike weirdos. There is less than a one percent chance another Matrix film would be anything other than unwatchable shite so it doesn't really matter.
All that's left of humanity is a bunch of sweaty shitskins. I'd turn around 360 and walk away. Stuff your prophecies in a sack mister!
I hate black or white washing as much as the next faggot but honestly what is the deal?
Who said anything about Neo?
It's a different "The One". Neo was already like the 5th successful the one, and the merovingian was used to chump the one wannabes.
It makes sense that there would be all types. Literally the one fucking role that does make sense in that manner
This is a fake article, right?
Why are you all pretending it's real?
ah-bloo-bloo
I'd be happy to see it happen. Think of the memes.
>/pol/ sourcing The Onion
you know I specifically come into these threads to farm (you)s you only have to post like one thing like "/pol/ fuck off" and you have like 30 triggered redditors jumping at you defending a board FOR FREE
what does your gf think of this hobby of yours
you first
will smith was supposed to be neo
and besides....everyone always pretends that keanu is white. it's always so hilarious to me
and what matrix is like "our movie"? you mean how agent smiths are all white men, and the resistance is a diverse group of people? ffs.
They already had a white man as the main character, why is that not good enough for you?
you know we've never discussed it
>the resistance is a diverse group of people
They don't look that diverse to me
ok..
reddit.
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He fucking died at the end idiot.
there was a comic , where Morpheus is offering Neo the two pills he takes one and the next panel is Neo passing out and Morpheus taking off his pants , that webcomic was funny , anyone have that ?
Noice
I refuse to believe the tranchowskis came up with the matrix
they stole the idea from a voodoo hatian bitch. thats why the first movie was good and the last 2 were shit
>Hey hey people
Ayo, afta dis, there ain’t no turning back, bro. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth, nigga.
It's their series you retarded hapa mutt.
Will the love interest still be a white woman?
They actually just ripped off a bunch of cyberpunk manga, most notably Ghost in the Shell. For the sequels they had to come up with shit on their own which is why they're so terrible.
they're hacks
yeah if he's trans.
THE CHARACTER AND FRANCHISE BECAME POPULAR BECAUSE OF KEANU
MAKE NEGRO SOME OTHER CHOSEN ONE, SET IT IN A SECOND PARALLEL MATRIX THE MACHINES WERE BETA TESTING
ERASING THE ORIGINAL NEO THAT MADE THE MATRIX WHAT IT IS BY REBOOTING THE CHARACTER IS FLAT OUT FAGGOTRY AND THERE IS NO DEFENSE FOR IT
why can't the main character be indian, east asian, native american, or any other underrepresented ethnicity instead of the one that's far overrepresented in media
>No, he has no charisma
And Keanu does?
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
If they were smart, they'd do one of the previous versions of the matrix. but they're not smart. so they're rebooting it.
Not the first time Michael Jordan was in cyberpunk media
ok mother fucker i would watch this, even if made by mentally ill men dressed as women
How about mexican? Theyre about to be the next majority anyway?
>implying there isn't a digital version of Neo stored somewhere in the Matrix
>he doesn't know about the canon Matrix Online.
lol
hol up
This. Imagine having the exact same setting of 1999, but it's the story of one of the previous Ones who ended up rebooting. Hell, they could even go so far and show the first cycle.
That's the beauty of it, the prophecy already has the "shaping the Matrix as he saw fit" in it, so going absolutely ham with his abilities in the final film for the cycle would be entirely in line with the first trilogy. Neo was pretty conservative with his powers, I'd say, considering he could literally re-shape the Matrix to whatever he wanted.
No he didn't, he left the Matrix and joined the machines in the real world.
Nope, he ded. So ded.
>"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is"
Why did he say that and then pretty easily explain what the Matrix is in under 30 seconds?
Why are people thinking Michael B Jordan will be Neo? If the matrix is rebooted, like it has in the past, the one will not be the same person since they’re not jacked into the matrix any more
>the Wachowski (((((sisters)))))
>inventing anything
They literally stole most of concepts of the movie from some female black author or something. They had to give her money after she sued if i remember correctly.
I know it's pretty funny if taken at face value, but what he really means here is that nobody who gets told what it is can actually comprehend it unless they see and experience that it's true. He's not strictly correct, but in universe it's true for almost everyone. Some extended media showed the rare exceptions, where people believed without seeing first, the Kid and the sprinter from Animatrix shorts, for example.
and instead of making the movie about a love story and a war, they could make it about the one's sacrifice and a tragedy where you're honestly sad to see the characters you like that have been built up over three movies die because they're slaves to the system.
hell, you could even get the oracle planing the seed's for Neo's eventual rise and the machine's creation of Smith.
nope, you brain ded.
that too, but he ist kaput
>but he ist kaput
Says who?
>be young morpheus establishing his connections all over the upper layer while diving into the matrix to find the oracle rumored by the council
>fighting and evading agents along side nairobi
>unplug to naked black sex on recently re-constructed nebuchadnezzar
i would watch this
NEGRO
HE IS THE 13%
because sóibois and /leftypol/fags actually talk like that
>nairobi
Thanks for the chuckle, you magnificent bastard.
i think the likelyhood of this getting made is pretty low t.b.h. at least not by 50 year old drug addled trannies.
2 THINGS ARE TRUE
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH A YOUNG MORPHEUS MOVIE
REBOOTING NEO INTO NEGRO IS ABSOLUTE FAGGOTRY
>haha! Isn't racism so funny!
It can be, you can't deny that.
Faggot fragility
Based.
>mfw I haven't seen a single flick in theaters this spring and summer
>mfw I'm causing all the kike butthurt and all the flops
You ain't taking money from this incel Dr. Schlomo, I'm tired of your bullshit and so is anyone who literally isn't a cuck/brain dead idiot
Already watched them destroy every fucking classic with their bullshit, how can you expect any better? Anyone who gets excited for any of these reboots/sequels/prequels is fucking garbage and you're part of the problem
Nothing against it, he has proven he can deliver an amazing performance.
Keanu was an absolute shit tier actor back then (just look at Dracula) and yet was cast perfectly.
I trust Wachowskis.
Sense8 was SUPER popular in Brazil. Like, national happening tier popular.
Didn't Keanu date the trans chick from Sense8 for a year?
I don't get it.
He didn't, really. Neo was a program that controlled a human brain via a wi-fi chip. He was always stationed in the Machine City, with a remote controlled body. It's canon from Matrix Online.
NVM. I honestly seriously thought they were going to cast the actual Michael Jordan basketball player. I've been thinking that this entire week reading all of these threads.
I thought it could be kino.
Michael is dead, overdosed in 2008 or something, only kept "alive" in media for profit.
The red pill was HRT all along.
cloud atlas is the worst waste of talent I've ever seen, what a shitty movie
Stick to watching twitch streams.
Sense8 is great show you absolute mong
ok user, tell us what's great about Sense8
the women have dicks
THIS IS ACTUALLY A NEGATIVE
MORE SPECIFICALLY ITS AN ABOMINATION AGAINST NATURE
NOW YOU KNOW
I enjoyed it is all you need to know, I'm not going to get into an argument with you about a show you seem to have already made your mind up about
just admit it's terrible user, nobody will blame you.
ok mong I'm sure you would just love to have your echo chamber maintained
>any Matrix after the first
Yikes. Yeesh. Zoinks. Jeenkees. Zip zop, zippity bop. Hoofa. Waka waka. Jeez.
I dont have a problem with this as long as it's a story on how morpheus got out of the matrix.
i would watch this
I'm certain that's why he got the role and it not at all because of his skin color.
>tfw they've always been judged by the content of their character, but everyone comes to the conclusion that the entire race is completely, hopelessly, utterly worthless.
Is this a morpheus prequel?
and its going to suck
Isn't Neo dead? How can he "replace" him? Are you guys freaking out over nothing?
imagine the smell
I was going to ask i this, is this just a reboot or a sequel? Trinity is still gonna be white though I bet
I personally thought cloud atlas was ok. Sense8 was garbage
most liberals hate israel
Holy shit that would have definitely been more interesting news that this bullshit
MYSTERY NIGGAS
dilate
YOU WANNA TALK SOME SHIT?!
Yeah mixing drugs with orgasms + plus brainwashing yourself with degradation play is basically what trannies do now. On tumblr and such they make videos that are hypno-suggestive with hidden messages and flashing images that chip at their masculinity.
Throw in the degrading effect of long term pornography and you're going to eventually re-write your brain to think that's what "feeling good" is all about.
Plus you have a climate where people encourage the state of being a tranny as a way to be "special", or having "victim status" ect. You're not just a boring white boy with no identity, you're a (insert pronoun here because I have no clue) with an identity pre-made.
You can go online and bitch and you can get sympathy from your online friends that you're special. You can do porn or cam shows for attention.
Its pretty devious mental destruction.
Obviously they were pretty normal "doods" who came into a lot of money, and maybe they thought this was the path to happiness. Maybe they were miserable before - who fucking knows. I know one day they will probably wake up with no family or friends and wonder what the fuck happened to their life.. when sex isn't really the only thing out there.
I blame the jews completely.
What the fuck? Racist? Diversity means African-Americans!!!!
I think this is great, he's a great actor.
Based trannies.
i dont care that he's black, i just think he's jarring in most things he's in, he's not very natural in front of the camera and acts like a showboat almost. Really doesn't blend in at all. He screams 'I'M ACTING" and despite being built like a brick shit house he has a baby face. hard pass from me.
>sisters
the wachowski faggots should be lynched
this, but also the nigger part added
?? blacks are hustling more than white folk whats your point here lmao, guess a boy can only take so many wedgies before he starts crumbling
not a fan. think i'll save my money this time.
I hate to be a wet blanket, but the Matrix movies were always “90 percent black good guys vs 100 percent white bad guys”. In fact, the only reason Neo wasn’t black, and Trinity didn’t get BLACKED was because Will Smith was already committed to Wild Wild West.
Personally, I’m cool with them digging the Matrix series up again, because I’ve always liked the setting, and it’s not exactly like everything went out on a high note. Maybe they could even outdo the Star Wars nu-trilogy by having it be about everyone looking for Neo, who still exists in the Matrix, and have him be a mentor of sorts to MBJ’s character.
If it doesn't have Fishburne and Reeves then it's not Matrix and I'm not fucking interested
> stole most of concepts of the movie from some female black author or something
Neo is dead anyway, isn't he?
t. Nigger
exactly, I literally don't give a shit anymore, they can fuck right off, with their gay moralising faggotry.
How do I stop watching hypno porn? Or porn in general?
Keanu not being cast might be a sign of a bad script. I'm interested to see how they do the story.