HEAD LIKE A HOLE
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
this cover was really bad and fuck anyone who likes it
She did two covers in the episode, one was bad and the other was great.
Then they made a big professional music video of the bad one fuck
How is Ashley O hotter than Miley Cyrus tho? I'm still trying to figure that one out.
I think this was the worst episode yet. With some editing it would be fit as a literal Disney Channel movie.
Honestly better than the social media episode
That's what I kept thinking. They could have cut out the swearing and the couple of mildly violent scenes and it would have been a kids movie.
Miley Cyrus sounds like a transsexual
Thing is... Disney is the embodiment of sinister origins and intentions, so it is creepy.
The hostage car one was the worst of all the seasons.
God dammit fucking kekd
This, the hostage car one was a fucking nothing burger of an episode, no interesting concept, no interesting message or twist, it's literally fucking nothing. I feel like they wanted to do a "mature" and "grounded" episode and ended up making something insanely fucking boring to the point where it never should have been a black mirror episode. They didn't even tell us why the one mummy's daughter killed herself like holy shit what were they thinking.
Is there a full cover of the actual NiN song or just the rewritten cover?
It's at the credits. The song from With Teeth didn't get a video.
There are worse episodes like San Junipero. Smithereens at least had great acting in it (albeit, i'l agree it was completely devoid of anything else. It just seemed like a showcase episode to show off the actors honestly).
>Is there a full cover of the actual NiN song or just the rewritten cover?
yeah here it is
youtu.be
DIET SNAPPLE MAKES A GIRL HAPPY
TEA GOT ME JAMMING FROM HEAD TO TOE
is nine inch nails the new daft punk that normies latch onto and pretend they always liked it
SNEED IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A FARM ILL SEE YOU THERE
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I'M USING THE CAT BRUSH
AH HONEY
Bro, Plastic Dove has this number coming up on there where it's like fucking Disney Channel Sucker Punch, and she's got this purple hair and is kicking really high like Emma Peel
danger: a pleb opinion is in this thread
first of all it's called Descendants 3, it has nothing to do with Sucker Punch
second of all it's going to be amazing
I don't even want to know what this Zoomer shit is about.
I liked the song
>The addict defends his drug at all costs
I don't even use social media, if they wanted to criticize it they should have done it in a more interesting way. People get in car wrecks looking at texts that's not even unique to social media. Let me ask you this, if smithereens was a regular BBC movie or whatever would you think "wow this could be a black mirror episode"? Of course you wouldn't, it's boring garbage.
miley has a pretty pusy!
I never understood why people though Miley was hot until this
Thanks for the warning, at least you're self aware.
No, stupid, this is obviously a one off thing. Normalfags see NIN in the same light they see Korn
What's confusing is- Miley makes music or semi makes music so why use someone elses song? Why not just write a song for this episode?
this is true but the acting by the two main guys was fucking fantastic and elevates it significantly.
>dude just write a hit pop song for a shitty tv show!
It’s unironically charting on the billboards.
GIVE HEAD LIKE A HOE
Fuck you, I love it and I love being a normie
black as her fucking asshole
This episode promised a sassy robot and we only got that for the last third that should have been more sassy robot
I'D RATHER DIE
Yikes
What season/episode is this? I just started the seies but I want to skip ahead to this one tonight
(s0/e0)
I tried googling it but its just hundreds of articles about how bad this episode is
Who here would still fuck her? I would.
The song is dead without the synth part.
Isn't she married to a white guy?
Don't even bother, it is really bad, the whole episode is a pr stunt to make her look hip and cool and relatable, nothing of substance happens, and it is basically a teenager chickflick.
Might as well been rated E.
miley was on a black cock carousel before she settled for a budget hemsworth
More than two
Every song in the episode was a Tront song
Tront's trying hard for your love
To be fair she was one of the better actresses in the episode, not saying much, but it does play her up. Irresponsible hippie exterminator dad was fucking retarded.
Carly Rae Jepson unironically works mashed up with NiN youtube.com
>It’s unironically charting on the billboards.
Are people retarded? Brooker and Reznor literally wrote these songs to be as vapid as possible to critique modern pop culture. It would be like Republicans thinking the Colbert Report was really a conservative program.
This episode was kino.
The wig
Most episodes so far have been awfully depressing, but "playtest" just killed me inside
Dunno why I'm watching this show, everything is horrible in this universe
Also, the whole time I was thinking the main guy seemed like Kurt russels son, so much alike. apparently that is his son.
Damn he needs to be in more stuff.
I’m her biggest fan
nine inch nails could be the worst band to ever fucking exist.. god awful music with edgy teenager lyrics, jesus fucking christ their almost as bad as alice in chains
He’s a shit actor, what the hell are you talking about? 90% of the episode was him overacting and yelling, it actually started to give me a headache.
If you don't like him then you don't like kurt russel.
If you don't like kurt russel you're a homo
They are almost the same person actor-wise, hence me feeling the entire time it was his son or someone trying to be exactly like kurt russel and it turned out to be true
I don't think he's a shit actor at all. I like kurt so much that I want his son to take his place is all now that hes old as fuck
NIN and Yea Forums BTFO
t. hannah montana fan
honestly better than that edgy teenage, psuedo-deep, angsty bullshit
What would have been a good NIN song for her to cover
Not, Hannah Montana, but Miley Cyrus is unironically better than NIN
Reznor is still mentally healthier than Miley, Britney and the other pretend-bubbly-quirky disney princesses though. And more honest.
Reptile, and she can sing it in first person.
what did she mean by this?
giwtwm
she considers a life-long career as a camwhore
No shitty meth head tats
I unironically like Miley's speaking voice
yeah, she sounds like she's drinking and smoking a lot
Jesus fu kin chrost
youtube.com
And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse.
I hope Tront is at least getting royalties.
He's selling on a roll merch.
>it's even already sold out in multiple sizes
>but there's still no fucking purchaseable Quake OST
Kill yourself.
ASS SO FAT, YOU CAN CALL ME FARTI B
literally nobody at rock concerts dances like this
has the director ever been to a fucking rock concert?
she was on all the cock
I want to fuck miley cyrus
People like to meme constantly about pop stars and celebs being trannies but this bitch is the most legit example I've seen. There's a 6 foot tranny waitress at my local gay joint that looks just like her.
What's it like having multiple cute sisters? Taylor Hill's only brother comes to mind I wonder what's up with that.
No she's just an ugly literal prostitute
Literally anything is better than the 2nd ep, the bar for it is already on the ground as in you could trip over it to knock your teeth out and it would still be better than the garbage that was Smithereen
Best part of the episode.
Wikipedia
SAN JUNIPERO IS BETTER THAN ANY MOVIE I'VE SEEN THIS DECADE HOLY SHIT.
WTF WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS SHOW UNTIL THIS WEEK, HOW WAS I SO BLIND
Somebody explain this "San junipero so good holy shit!!" meme to me please
ok, but like, what if, hold on just listen alright?, what if you could, like, suck your best friend's dick in street fighter?
If nothing else, you can surely say you enjoyed the direction and editing... right? its fantastic.
The sets.. the locations.. everything just visually was amazing.
But put on top of that the story and it makes it a 10/10. I can understand if some people just cant get into a 80 year old lesbian love story though. But at least admit it looked great and is worth looking at once
that's the point of the episode. as if miley cyrus and a fucking mouse van weren't enough to drive it in they give it a disney movie ending complete with them using a stupid electric mouse to foil the bumbling security guard
first captain marvel with the nin references and now this
Angry a CUTE!
season 5 episode 3
ty bb
Finally watched San Junipero tonight
I loved it when I was figuring out the whole "time travel" plot but once everything was out in the open it was awful. The ending made me gag.
>U DONT UNDERSTAND REAL LOVE!!11! MY DAUGHTER DIED AND MY HUSBAND WAS A DUMBASS WHO REJECTED IMMORTALITY SO I WILL TOO!!!1
>end credits
>no just kidding I will eat pussy for eternity
Like they tried to hard to make me feel something when she was having her monologue about 49 YEARS! 49 YEARS WE WERE TOGETHER! and then she just changes her mind with no further argument? Okay
Miley episode unironically should have ended with RoboMiley pulling the plug and killing "herself". The feel-good ending was god awful and felt not at all like Black Mirror. BM is at its best when it's dark and gut-punching. Compare this ending to Shut Up and Dance, The National Anthem, or The Entire History of You.
she admits in the episode that she knows theres no actual afterlife her daughter and husband went to, so her not dying with them isn't really a big deal in the end. She was just lashing out at the moment of that rant, and rightfully so
>It was so brave of "Chuck" Brooker to make a sci fi story about a random girl wandering around some coastal town for an hour until anything remotely interesting happens, and when it does, it's not even that interesting.
Bravo Brooker
B R A V O
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>music women will never truly understand
>episodes zoomers will never understand
There is no way you aren't a 14 year old girl who thinks they have unique taste because they "love sci fi"
SAVIOR
BLOODSHED
HELLFIRE
SHADOW
There is no way you aren't a 14 year old boy who thinks they have unique taste because they are contrarian
Trent Reznor music only means something when it’s being sung by a suicidal drug addict.
>you will never
>Brooker and Reznor literally wrote these songs to be as vapid as possible to critique modern pop culture. It would be like Republicans thinking the Colbert Report was really a conservative program.
>It’s unironically charting on the billboards.
youtube.com
i want to go back to the early 00's when being edcy teen was cool
>trent became a stupid idiot that talks shit about politicians
the music also downgraded since he teamed up with atticus ross.
the last albums are all forgotten after a week of listening
Whenever i hear NIN outside it’s always from some boomer who’s probably into hard bondage
I fapped to her sweaty armpits
holy pleb
>white girl dancing
wrong
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
Trent's literally selling shirts of it
Oh god what the fuck is that
I thought the T-shirt was so funny I literally bought it before I even watched the episode.
>No regrets,
Why are there so many videos of Miley Cyrus peeing on the ground?
90% of comments dont realize its a parody
God her voice is horrible
You haven't thought that through. Keep your snide quips to yourself in future.
Literally what the fuck is this shit?
>she knows
lol, fucking tech slaves will never get to the next level of reality.
possible tech in 40-50 years. Hold out.
Semitic influence
Um NIN's best albums were late 80's early 90's tho.
get a load of this faggot
Chernobyl is hyper interesting compared to this
Why
Reminder this is what a friendless loser girl looks like