HEAD LIKE A HOLE

Thing is... Disney is the embodiment of sinister origins and intentions, so it is creepy.
The hostage car one was the worst of all the seasons.

God dammit fucking kekd

This, the hostage car one was a fucking nothing burger of an episode, no interesting concept, no interesting message or twist, it's literally fucking nothing. I feel like they wanted to do a "mature" and "grounded" episode and ended up making something insanely fucking boring to the point where it never should have been a black mirror episode. They didn't even tell us why the one mummy's daughter killed herself like holy shit what were they thinking.

Is there a full cover of the actual NiN song or just the rewritten cover?

It's at the credits. The song from With Teeth didn't get a video.

There are worse episodes like San Junipero. Smithereens at least had great acting in it (albeit, i'l agree it was completely devoid of anything else. It just seemed like a showcase episode to show off the actors honestly).

>Is there a full cover of the actual NiN song or just the rewritten cover?

yeah here it is
youtu.be/ySGtniX4QrU

youtube.com/watch?v=HWcKNhueAIc

DIET SNAPPLE MAKES A GIRL HAPPY
TEA GOT ME JAMMING FROM HEAD TO TOE

is nine inch nails the new daft punk that normies latch onto and pretend they always liked it

SNEED IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A FARM ILL SEE YOU THERE

o

I'M USING THE CAT BRUSH

AH HONEY

Bro, Plastic Dove has this number coming up on there where it's like fucking Disney Channel Sucker Punch, and she's got this purple hair and is kicking really high like Emma Peel

danger: a pleb opinion is in this thread

first of all it's called Descendants 3, it has nothing to do with Sucker Punch

second of all it's going to be amazing

I don't even want to know what this Zoomer shit is about.

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I liked the song

>The addict defends his drug at all costs

I don't even use social media, if they wanted to criticize it they should have done it in a more interesting way. People get in car wrecks looking at texts that's not even unique to social media. Let me ask you this, if smithereens was a regular BBC movie or whatever would you think "wow this could be a black mirror episode"? Of course you wouldn't, it's boring garbage.

miley has a pretty pusy!

I never understood why people though Miley was hot until this

Thanks for the warning, at least you're self aware.

No, stupid, this is obviously a one off thing. Normalfags see NIN in the same light they see Korn

What's confusing is- Miley makes music or semi makes music so why use someone elses song? Why not just write a song for this episode?

this is true but the acting by the two main guys was fucking fantastic and elevates it significantly.

>dude just write a hit pop song for a shitty tv show!

It’s unironically charting on the billboards.

GIVE HEAD LIKE A HOE

Fuck you, I love it and I love being a normie

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black as her fucking asshole

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This episode promised a sassy robot and we only got that for the last third that should have been more sassy robot

I'D RATHER DIE

Yikes

What season/episode is this? I just started the seies but I want to skip ahead to this one tonight
(s0/e0)

I tried googling it but its just hundreds of articles about how bad this episode is

Who here would still fuck her? I would.

The song is dead without the synth part.

Isn't she married to a white guy?

Don't even bother, it is really bad, the whole episode is a pr stunt to make her look hip and cool and relatable, nothing of substance happens, and it is basically a teenager chickflick.
Might as well been rated E.

miley was on a black cock carousel before she settled for a budget hemsworth

More than two

Every song in the episode was a Tront song

Tront's trying hard for your love

To be fair she was one of the better actresses in the episode, not saying much, but it does play her up. Irresponsible hippie exterminator dad was fucking retarded.

Carly Rae Jepson unironically works mashed up with NiN youtube.com/watch?v=WC1ei5RlK7E

>It’s unironically charting on the billboards.

Are people retarded? Brooker and Reznor literally wrote these songs to be as vapid as possible to critique modern pop culture. It would be like Republicans thinking the Colbert Report was really a conservative program.

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This episode was kino.

The wig

Most episodes so far have been awfully depressing, but "playtest" just killed me inside

Dunno why I'm watching this show, everything is horrible in this universe

Also, the whole time I was thinking the main guy seemed like Kurt russels son, so much alike. apparently that is his son.

Damn he needs to be in more stuff.

I’m her biggest fan

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nine inch nails could be the worst band to ever fucking exist.. god awful music with edgy teenager lyrics, jesus fucking christ their almost as bad as alice in chains

He’s a shit actor, what the hell are you talking about? 90% of the episode was him overacting and yelling, it actually started to give me a headache.

If you don't like him then you don't like kurt russel.
If you don't like kurt russel you're a homo

They are almost the same person actor-wise, hence me feeling the entire time it was his son or someone trying to be exactly like kurt russel and it turned out to be true

I don't think he's a shit actor at all. I like kurt so much that I want his son to take his place is all now that hes old as fuck

NIN and Yea Forums BTFO

t. hannah montana fan

honestly better than that edgy teenage, psuedo-deep, angsty bullshit

What would have been a good NIN song for her to cover

Not, Hannah Montana, but Miley Cyrus is unironically better than NIN

Reznor is still mentally healthier than Miley, Britney and the other pretend-bubbly-quirky disney princesses though. And more honest.

Reptile, and she can sing it in first person.

what did she mean by this?

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giwtwm

she considers a life-long career as a camwhore

No shitty meth head tats

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I unironically like Miley's speaking voice

yeah, she sounds like she's drinking and smoking a lot

Jesus fu kin chrost

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youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse.

I hope Tront is at least getting royalties.

He's selling on a roll merch.

>it's even already sold out in multiple sizes
>but there's still no fucking purchaseable Quake OST

Kill yourself.

ASS SO FAT, YOU CAN CALL ME FARTI B

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literally nobody at rock concerts dances like this

has the director ever been to a fucking rock concert?

she was on all the cock

I want to fuck miley cyrus

People like to meme constantly about pop stars and celebs being trannies but this bitch is the most legit example I've seen. There's a 6 foot tranny waitress at my local gay joint that looks just like her.

What's it like having multiple cute sisters? Taylor Hill's only brother comes to mind I wonder what's up with that.

No she's just an ugly literal prostitute

Literally anything is better than the 2nd ep, the bar for it is already on the ground as in you could trip over it to knock your teeth out and it would still be better than the garbage that was Smithereen

Best part of the episode.

Wikipedia

SAN JUNIPERO IS BETTER THAN ANY MOVIE I'VE SEEN THIS DECADE HOLY SHIT.

WTF WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS SHOW UNTIL THIS WEEK, HOW WAS I SO BLIND

Somebody explain this "San junipero so good holy shit!!" meme to me please

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ok, but like, what if, hold on just listen alright?, what if you could, like, suck your best friend's dick in street fighter?

If nothing else, you can surely say you enjoyed the direction and editing... right? its fantastic.
The sets.. the locations.. everything just visually was amazing.

But put on top of that the story and it makes it a 10/10. I can understand if some people just cant get into a 80 year old lesbian love story though. But at least admit it looked great and is worth looking at once

that's the point of the episode. as if miley cyrus and a fucking mouse van weren't enough to drive it in they give it a disney movie ending complete with them using a stupid electric mouse to foil the bumbling security guard

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first captain marvel with the nin references and now this

Angry a CUTE!

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season 5 episode 3

ty bb

Finally watched San Junipero tonight

I loved it when I was figuring out the whole "time travel" plot but once everything was out in the open it was awful. The ending made me gag.
>U DONT UNDERSTAND REAL LOVE!!11! MY DAUGHTER DIED AND MY HUSBAND WAS A DUMBASS WHO REJECTED IMMORTALITY SO I WILL TOO!!!1
>end credits
>no just kidding I will eat pussy for eternity
Like they tried to hard to make me feel something when she was having her monologue about 49 YEARS! 49 YEARS WE WERE TOGETHER! and then she just changes her mind with no further argument? Okay

Miley episode unironically should have ended with RoboMiley pulling the plug and killing "herself". The feel-good ending was god awful and felt not at all like Black Mirror. BM is at its best when it's dark and gut-punching. Compare this ending to Shut Up and Dance, The National Anthem, or The Entire History of You.

she admits in the episode that she knows theres no actual afterlife her daughter and husband went to, so her not dying with them isn't really a big deal in the end. She was just lashing out at the moment of that rant, and rightfully so

>It was so brave of "Chuck" Brooker to make a sci fi story about a random girl wandering around some coastal town for an hour until anything remotely interesting happens, and when it does, it's not even that interesting.
Bravo Brooker
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

>music women will never truly understand

>episodes zoomers will never understand

There is no way you aren't a 14 year old girl who thinks they have unique taste because they "love sci fi"

SAVIOR
BLOODSHED
HELLFIRE
SHADOW

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There is no way you aren't a 14 year old boy who thinks they have unique taste because they are contrarian

Trent Reznor music only means something when it’s being sung by a suicidal drug addict.

>you will never

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>Brooker and Reznor literally wrote these songs to be as vapid as possible to critique modern pop culture. It would be like Republicans thinking the Colbert Report was really a conservative program.
>It’s unironically charting on the billboards.
youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg

i want to go back to the early 00's when being edcy teen was cool

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>trent became a stupid idiot that talks shit about politicians

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the music also downgraded since he teamed up with atticus ross.

the last albums are all forgotten after a week of listening

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Whenever i hear NIN outside it’s always from some boomer who’s probably into hard bondage

I fapped to her sweaty armpits

holy pleb

>white girl dancing

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wrong

THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

Trent's literally selling shirts of it

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Oh god what the fuck is that

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I thought the T-shirt was so funny I literally bought it before I even watched the episode.
>No regrets,

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Why are there so many videos of Miley Cyrus peeing on the ground?

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youtu.be/BTsW30Ur0s

90% of comments dont realize its a parody

God her voice is horrible

You haven't thought that through. Keep your snide quips to yourself in future.

Literally what the fuck is this shit?

>she knows
lol, fucking tech slaves will never get to the next level of reality.

possible tech in 40-50 years. Hold out.

Semitic influence

Um NIN's best albums were late 80's early 90's tho.

get a load of this faggot

Chernobyl is hyper interesting compared to this

Why

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Reminder this is what a friendless loser girl looks like

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