He's patient enough to listen to me talk about my co-workers and favourite YouTube videos of the day while he's...

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OP: he's patient enough to listen to me talk about my co-workers and favourite YouTube videos of the day while he's watching his kino

>tfw ur gf is a camgirl so you don’t have to listen to any coworker drama
>tfw instead you get to hear her hilariously make fun of “””straight””” dudes who beg her to show her dick without tipping

I can't imagine anything more boring and insufferable than listening to a woman talk.

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kill yourself faggot scum

Why do women gain satisfaction out of this? I genuinely can't comprehend it. Who gives a single FUCK about your petty social bullshit?

>gf
>camgirl
>her dick

im a cis girl so technically from your retarded /pol/ perspective I’m straight

I'd listen to a fembots petty bullshit desu. Its just kind of about getting an understanding and killing time talking I think

>he doesn't care that my relationships end in 3-6 months and I cheat on my boyfriends
:3

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Based lesbian nigga dabbing on them /pol/lacks

>gf is an e-whore with a penis
I don't even know how to approach this

Why are all girls like this fucking 40 year olds?

just know we're not listening to a word you're saying

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>he doesn't mind explaining the entire plot to me when I come back to the couch and decide I kinda want to watch the movie again before leaving again after several minutes of browsing my phone next to him with the screen on full brightness and volume turned almost all the way up

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holy fucking BASED

Congratulations, you are a subhuman.

you ever met a girl who didn't yak about her life? their brains are wired differently

i would drop any kino to listen to a qt talk about her day

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Sure you are retard

Im just so fucking lonely....

cringe

kill yourself faggot scum

have sex

*BOINK*

I bet you'd be her paypig too you pathetic retard

why would anyone beg? there's plenty of big willy trannies that whip them out for free, i only watch those, no penis no views

I'd crush your pathetic 16" neck for fun

Idk about him, but I'd clip off my right testicle and feed it to a stray cat just to have a girl simply acknowledge my existence for the better half of a second.
As a matter of fact, if there are any femanons ITT, please reply to my post. Pleeeeeeeeeease

>tfw extremely talkative extroverted gf
I recommend this to every kissless virgin, she never once asked me about my sexual history because she’s always too busy talking about herself

she also orders for me at restaurants and does all the talking for me at family functions (even my own family functions)

I will gladly listen to her drone on about her trivial girl problems until the day I die since she basically saved me from ever having to overcome my crippling social anxiety

do you really think his neck is over a foot long

The only women I will listen talk about stupid bullshit are my mother and grandmother. My gf gets like 15 minutes total per day to talk about dumb shit and other women get like 30 seconds max.

Precisely why you dont have one

If she's really that extroverted, why the fuck is she in a relationship with you?

I don't evenean any offence, I just find it odd that she wouldn't want some turbo chad?

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