/trek/ A cellular peptide cake

absolutely based

Suzie was so goddamn hot.

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ya I watched it too after RLM, Im glad I havent watched any of the seasons all the way through so now whenever mike autistically brings yet another episode of tng I can go watch it for the first time

That was a disturbing one tbqh. What is the best episode in TNG'S 7th season?

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ALL I WANT IS A QT SPACE WAIFU TO CUDDLE AND TRAVEL AROUND THE ALPHA QUADRANT IN A RUNABOUT WITH, I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY ARRRGGGHHH

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>too tall
>saggy tits
>Jewish

Best regular episode: The Pegasus / Parallels (tie), but the series finale is better than any of the TNG era films.

>not wanting a gigantic amazon gf so at least my children won't be manlets

Plus they get to go on that sweet birthright trip to Palestine

>tfw eligible but not raised Jewish and never bothered to do it, thus missing the chance to have Sheldon Adelson-approved sex orgy with a whole bunch of neurotic Jewish qts

>finally get to the finale of voyager after a few months of painful slogging
>it's a time travel/alternate timeline episode about muh 7of9
Why does this show exist?

They had to have something fun an appealing to balance out Spacemall 5

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DAMN Riker looks like THAT?

Just watched Masks (7x17). Weird episode.

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If voyager is so appealing why did it get worse ratings than spacemall?

how do you rate voyager?

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Oddly that's one of the TNG eps that I remember most intensely from childhood. (I was *just* old enough to catch S6 and 7 as they aired.) It's a shit ep, but fun in parts, and I do like the mysterious, Mayan-inspired aesthetic of the aliens.

Good actors, bad writers. could have been great.

It's true Trek. It could have worked perfectly on TOS too. People just hate because they can't use to stroke their egos for being smart like they do with DS9.

Calm down dude, all he did was call the episode weird. No need to start hallucinating ds9 fans shitting on the episode.

More like TOS than any of the other 24th century spinoffs.

So when will we get proper caitians Yea Forums?

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>>>e621

That drawing in the second row is ruined by the fact that it looks like her tail is coming directly out of her asshole.

TOS did everything voyager did better, though

If janeway went back in time to save 7, why didn't she go back in time to save every voyager crew member?

Why did Picard go back to five minutes before Soran's rocket launch in Generations when he could have gone to *any* other time in the past when it would've been much easier to stop him?

Lazy writing?

Why don't starship crews min/max their stats before beaming down?

How did Troi beat Data at chess?

based and truepilled

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exactly even in terms of quality with ds9

If time travel is such an easy feat in star trek, why doesn't everyone resolve their problems via time travel?

How is ignoring the Kobayashi Maru's distress call from the neutral zone not the correct answer?

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Greatest Enterprise

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Wheres the ferengi

Because that's not the parameters of the test.
Same with revealing yourself to be a klingon spy.

I mean I have a friend who shoves a tail up her ass so it's possible caitians do the same thing

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this would've been infinitely funnier if it was shitty paints of the characters, but i guess that's expecting a bit much of Yea Forumseddit

...

Fucking casual

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Most painfully under used supporting ds9 character coming through

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>be gun nut right winger
>that terrible drawn gun
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAH

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shes a cake

So you are agreeing that std sucks and just making note of how awful TNG fanboys are, right?

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>including a guest star on a list otherwise comprised of series leads

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>being this wrong

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>std captains
fuck off

DSC is a bad addition to Star Trek but it's decent TV as far as modern shows go. I probably wouldn't watch it if it wasn't canon though.

>another thread ruined by mentally ill alt-righters

shill plz go

>DSC
>caring about "canon" at all

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STD isn't cannon and never will be.
Unironically kill yourself

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Can Data cum? Like can he actually jizz, let alone orgasm? Or was he simply raped by Tasha Yasha?

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He's fully functional

Hes "fully functional" so yeah I guess he can cum. But what actually comes out is anyones guess

To he honest, I get every show wishes they had the same level of freedom ds9 got. That shit got pretty crazy later on.

Who determines canon?

Its not always a good thing
I.e. the last season of ds9 was one of the worst seasons of any ST show until std came along

Can he impregnate people? Did Tasha have to die so she wouldn't give birth to cyborgs?

Definitely not a shitty prequel series

The property owner.

Why are people so autistic about DSC? ENT and DS9 ignored canon and did more damage to it than any other show and people here love them.
Is it because they watche them when they were kids so it's ok but NEW THING BAD?!

no clue but it shouldn't affect your enjoyment of things unless you are some turboautist

I'm SO excited for Picard!!!!!!! You NEED to try tea earl grey with s\o/y.

I HATE STD! Except I love Tilly's fat rolls.

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the fans

Was so brilliantly unlikeable

>worst seasons of any ST show until std came along
And seasons 1-7 of voyager and seasons 1, 2 and 3 of enterprise

People will hate Picard just because it's new. Screencap this and take a look on Yea Forums the night of the premiere. It will be a trainwreck on Yea Forums yet be critically acclaimed by non-autists. Reddit will hate it too because as much as Yea Forums likes to deny it, they think exactly the same.

S1-3 Voyager > S1-3 DS9

Really because of the 15 year lull of trek. Tng ignored parts of tos's 'canon' but nobody complains about that either

The worst episode of tng was the global warming one because it forever cucked warp travel

t. Dukautist

Season 7 is still good unless you're a Dukat fanboy, which means that it's underrated here.

You're a fucking retard.

Deep Space Nine
The Next Generation
TOS films
Enterprise
The Original Series
Discovery
TNG films
Voyager
Kelvinverse films
The Animated Series
Continues

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nah, ds9 season 7 and season 1 are worse then about half of the seasons of voy and seasons 2 and 3 of ent

they really are quite terrible.
But at least std is so bad it redeemed all these shows

>2019
>still seething about Picard

What's so good about the first three seasons of voyager?

Should I watch any ST other than TOS and TNG?

>that list
absolute soiboy taste

heres the official trek rankings based on 20 strawpolls conducted on /trek/

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It's because TNG was 80% of Trekkies' first Star Trek. Who cares if canon was completely raped if that was your first introduction to canon? This generation of Star Trek will, after being introduced to kids through the Nick series, will become the new standard of Trek by 2030. Trek fans will think the new Klingons are the real Klingons and Star Trek is about 'cheeky one liners' and GURL POWER and saying fuck whenever you want because that's what they grew up with. That's why everyone's so faggoty about Picard and DS9 here. They're good shows but people deify them and crucify TOS and ENT/DSC because they didn't grow up with them.

If you like tng, there's no reason to dislike season 1 of ds9

nope you've already seen all the good stuff
maybe the animated series.

I was literally around when you made this. There were no strawpolls. You made a shitty, cluttered turboautist version of tardchart's charts.

Nobody who likes star trek would shit on tos.

I'm on s3 and nothing, really. but I guess s4 and beyond are pure ass based on him liking s1-3 specifically

Deep Space Nine is better than either of them but just by a little bit.
Enterprise if you NEED more Star Trek.
Voyager is only watchable for Janeway and the doctor.
Discovery if you like modern trash like Game of Thrones and Britannia.
The Animated Series if you can't get enough of Spock and Kirk.

>implying they are similar
?
And TNG is not very high on my list of favorite star trek. Its under DS9 in fact, but im not some retarded fanboy who will actually defend the bad seasons of ds9 or claim its the best star trek.

Every Picardfaggot I see is like "Yeeeaaah TOS was made in a REALLY racist and sexist and homophobic time and the acting is shit and the costumes are shit and it looks like shit and the stories are boring and the characters are dull and there's no nice old bald man drinking tea and talking about equality and progressivism buuut I can appreciate that it was the prototype that lead to great characters like Troi and Wesley and Geordi"

>Voyager is only watchable for Janeway and the doctor
doesn't broccoli join the show too? is he no good?

because TNG still had Gene on it
same reason why people can accept ENT and DS9 because it had Berman on them
meanwhile STD has literally no one of the "original" people on it

>Deep Space Nine is better than either of them but just by a little bit.

holy shit ds9 fanboys are so insufferable. Its arguably better then TNG, but no way in fuck is it even close to as good as TOS let alone better.

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Barclay was the worst part of TNG

Comfy pre-Borg/Seven stories, Vidiians, Talaxians, Kazon. The original Delta Quadrant was the asshole end of space

TOS would be the best Star Trek if it had character progression. We only got that in the movies. Otherwise it's just a fun show with some good stand-alone episodes.

most definite

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>ranking the Babylon 5 ripoff first
>ranking the JJ shit
>ranking TAS
>ranking fucking fan films
Reddit please depart immediately.

delete this or im going to make emit till look like a practical joke

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I agree that anything is better than the borg and 7, but kazon aren't good either

Seven is the worst character on VOY
Change my mind

There are 6 Broccoli episodes in Voyager. There are 162 non-Broccoli episodes in Voyager.

It is the best Trek. Thats just a fucking fact.
>but muh spacemall soap opera
like I said, you fags are completely delusional

>muh story arcs

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TOS is just a forbidden planet rip off.

>hating DS9
>hating TAS
why are you even here

Seven never molested any children.

Tell me, in your own words, what is wrong with the Kazon as antagonists?

I said don't come around here no more

>contrarian TOS fans being aggressive and acting like retard as usual

DATA NO PLEASE AARRRGGGGHH

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Imagine tuning in each week to watch a bald frenchie and his luxery liner full of kids and civilians talk about diplomacy

Retard is the default state of ds9 fans

>its a DS9fag has an autistic tantrum because no one thinks its the best series episode

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TOS films > TOS

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Who else got a boner from this scene ahaha

but DS9 is the one with diplomacy, TNG is mostly space adventures for the whole family

True
But both are better then all other trek media

>someone doesn't like DS9
>suddenly the thread turns into people whining about TOS, Picard and Voyager
LMAO how sensitive are they?

How does a race that doesn't even have water resources have spaceships?
Why would the writers do a retread of the klingons instead of having a more original threat?
Why would seska side with them over voyager?

T. Std shill trying to divide and conquer

First Era
1966-1979
Gene Roddenberry
Puerto Rican Klingons
Classic tales
>The Original Series
>The Animated Series
>The Motion Picture

Second Era
1982-2005
Rick Berman
Ridge-faced Klingons
Story-arcs
>TOS films
>The Next Generation
>Deep Space Nine
>TNG films
>Voyager
>Enterprise

Pseudo-Third Era
2009-2015
J.J. Abrams
Orc Klingons
Action
>Kelvinverse

Third Era
2017-
Alex Kurtzman
Monster Klingons
Sassy one liners
>Discovery
>Picard
>Lower Decks
>Section 31
>untitled nickelodeon series

Holy shit, I remember this from when I was a little kid and my parents would watch Star Trek. This scene terrified me.

>How does a race that doesn't even have water resources have spaceships?
they had it at first and then didn't anymore
>Why would the writers do a retread of the klingons instead of having a more original threat?
they are nothing like the klingon
>Why would seska side with them over voyager?
because Cardassians are evil

>he thinks the entire thread is reacting to one post
delusional

Um no? Ds9 is the series for war mongering racists.

That's an obvious lie.

>because Cardassians are evil
Wrong

TOS and TNG are good shows just not as good as DS9.

Picard is one of the more boring captains but he's alright. Better than Sisko - the worst non-DSC captain.

>How does a race that doesn't even have water resources have spaceships?
They were revealed in Alliances to have overthrown their slave masters and are operating spacecraft that the Trabe built. The only Kazon who had a shortage of water were the villagers living on the Ocampa homeworld surface and the spacefaring ones never seemed to have a water shortage.
>Why would the writers do a retread of the klingons instead of having a more original threat?
What makes them a retread of Klingons aside from the letter K?
>Why would seska side with them over voyager?
Why did Gul Dukat side with The Dominion? Cardassians respect and fear power and will always capitulate to whoever is weilding the most.

>racists

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>How does a race that doesn't even have water resources have spaceships?
Isn't that literally explained in season 1 episode 1?
They were a slave race who revolted and stole all of their oppressors shit. or am I misremembering that?

>Why would seska side with them over voyager?
Because she was butthurt at chadkote and frens and took any opportunity to get revenge

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Alt-righters love ds9

DS9 was all diplomacy

>ITT: Stationfags btfo by Voyager continuity autists

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>TOS and TNG are good shows just not as good as DS9.
TOS is objectively better then DS9.
TNG is worse then either.

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Ok explain how the kazon were good? (this post will not get any serious replies)

alt-righers love ENT

>continuity in a show that smashes the reset button in every episode.
The only consistent part of voyager is how shit it is.

Not really that shocking that DS9 fanboys haven't watched the other shows tbqh.

Most definitely started with TNG and went right to DS9 and just shitpost about the other shows. Hence retarded shit like claiming ds9 is better then tng or tos when 2.5/7 seasons of ds9 are borderline unwatchable

I love both VOY and DS9 and feel sorry that you're missing out on the fun.

I want a new Star Trek MMO to come out. One with at least OKAY graphics, decent controls and actual classes with whole sets of spells (just make the classes a part of your species - like if you're a Klingon you have Klingon abilities). Needs RPG features and less planets with more zones on each world. Make the 'mission' stuff dungeons. Less combat, more dialogue and puzzles.

I just wanna join the RP realm and join a Section 31 guild.

Yeah and enterprise sucks.
Thus proving the shit taste of spacemallfags.

At least pretend your opinion is not just because of your political views.

Old people like TOS.
Commies like TNG.
Women like VOY.
Centrists like ENT.
Real men like DS9.
Alt-righters don't like anything.

>Real men like king nigger
ha ho kay

I've seen every Star Trek and DS9 is the best followed by TNG and then TOS.

>real men like ds9
How can you even say that while posting on /trek/

Yeah, it's more like real men who pretend to be women like ds9

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lol just watched eye of the beholder (7x18); that bad guy was the fbi agent in rush hour

>It's another Vic Fontaine episode

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I've seen every star trek multiple times and you are wrong

>real men like ds9
>literally a soap opera

lmao get a load of this fag
Real men only watch the CHAD captain kirk, not beta sisko and his gary stu wormhole god powers

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tng sucks because after s2 it focused way too much on the boring characters without adding anything to them, for the most part, anyway
ds9 saved o'brien and worf atleast

Ent is for scared soccer moms who want to ogle tucker and malcom while space George bush tells them 9/11 never happen again

Archer is a pacificist liberal pussy fagggot

Ok insaneway

Kathryn Janeway
James Kirk
Jonathan Archer
Jean-Luc Picard
Benjamin Sisko
Edward Jellico
Gabriel Lorca
Christopher Pike
Philippa Georgiou

You’ve all forgotten the most important question of all, What DOES God need with a Starship?

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let's all just be frens

This, but without irony.

Nine...

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What do you think Quark's jizz tastes like

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That same taste you get if you put a penny in you’re mouth.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the burger king meme?

It’s not really a good tv show either, even if it wasn’t Star Trek no one would talk about it at all. At least with the outrage it has emotions attached to the writing without it it’d just be a boring space tv show with tensionless battles

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Burger King? More like Burger... Kling.

GET OUTTTTT GET OUT OF THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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IT'S A BOTTLE OF FUCKING JACK!

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Such great dialogue. William Shatner? More like William Shakespeare!

His pink lips were coated with grease as it oozed out of the cheeseburger and made it's way down his chin getting caught in the thick forrest of his beard. He chewed through shallow breaths, his massive blaoted stomach resting comfortably on the top of his plush thighs. You give one a squeeze as he continues to chew, your fingers sink in between the soft flesh ready to almost burst out between the seams of the newly replicated but now all too tight pants. It had been like this for the past few months now. He broke up with Troi, and you would be his counselor instead, wooing him not only with sound advice, but also a plethora of 21st century comfort food.

You reach across the the table with a napkin, wiping away a grease stain from what was clearly the start of a second chin. "I hope there is dessert" he asks mouth still partially full of food. You smile to yourself thinking how rarely empty of food his mouth has been these days.

"I'll go get us brownies from the replicator," you say getting up from your chair. You've been keeping your quarters at lighter gravity to make it easier for you and the Commander to maneuver. He gets so out of breath these days otherwise. A growl escapes your own stomach as you think about what kind of brownies you want. Has your own stomach always been so hungry? Now that you think about it has it also been sticking out more than usual?

"Don't forget the ice cream." You hear him call back from table watching the way your hips sway as you waddle away to the replicator fully intending to come back with one tray of brownies and a gallon of ice cream for each of you.

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The only redeeming scene of the movie was the campfire.

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You made it up.

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People shit on V, but it had some of the greatest personal moments between characters.

> In J.M. Dillard's novelization (and in the original script William Shatner contributed to) Doctor McCoy played a practical joke on Spock, reprogramming the computer to display "marshmelon" instead of "marshmallow". Although this wasn't filmed, the error in Spock's pronunciation and Doctor McCoy's delight in it are evident in the movie.
It's okay, folks, it's okay! The novel explains the plot hole. You just have to read the novel in addition to watching the movie, and all the plot holes will be explained.

STD is definitely trash but Anson Mount was the only good thing.

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>"We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings.

>"Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the mo-st……... human."

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This is wonderful.

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Not canon. Midnight's Edge said so.

Or words change pronunciation over the course of 300 years.

*Gasp* can it be? N-new Riker fatfic? SQUEEEEE!

>kill character
>next movie is about how he comes back
AND BOOMERS PRETEND THEY ARE BETTER THAN CAPESHITTER ZOOMERS

THIS IS BASICALLY INFINITY WAR-ENDGAME LEVEL OF SHIT PANDERING

FUCK THE WEST
FUCK AMERICANS
FUCK MANCHILDREN WHO CAN'T DEAL WITH LOSS

> McCOY: Tell me, Spock. What do we do after we toast the marsh, ...er, melons?
McCoy is mocking him for an incorrect pronunciation, my friend.

TOS>TNG>ENTERPRISE>DS9>VOYAGER>STD

I just watched The Inner Light (TNG S5-E25) for the first time.

I bawled like a little bitch. What an episode.

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Get the fuck out, people will tell how wrong you are for enjoying a good episode because it's popular.

Don't worry, someone will come along any minute now to tell you that you're wrong for liking it.

Well, McCoy is a bit Olde Tyme himself.

What a fucking pleb-tier opinion. You disgust me.

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False-flag.

>not liking the jail break scene
Seriously?

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Best standalone episodes in the entire franchise but painfully mediocre otherwise, completely squanders a great setting and preemptively ruins any Treks set after it with the sheer amount of technology creep that happens.

I'm confident you could edit it down into a great one season show.

>SCOTT: Nothing amazing about it. I know this ship like I know the back of my hand.
>(as Scotty turns and walks off in self-congratulation he knocks himself out on an overhanging pipe)
The Shat is truly a master of comedy.

I just got to the episode of VOY where Neelix leaves to spend the rest of his life on the shitty asteroid. Am I supposed to feel sad about him leaving? I've hated him since episode 1

>SCOTT: What're ye standin' around fer? D'ye not know a jail break when ye see one?!
Gold, Jerry! Gold!

oh fuck what season. i hope it's soon

It was either that or face child molestation charges when they got to Federation space. Sex with an Ocampa is ALWAYS rape since they can never legally consent.

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DS9 HAD THE BETTER SUPPORTING CAST THAN VOYAGER

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near the end of season 7
>Kes tries to murder Janeway for "forcing" her to leave Ocampa as a "child" but doesn't immediately crucify Neelix

based, fuck that zionist shill

I'd go back to Start \trek if they made one that was set after the TNG-VOY-DS9 time period. Setting stuff in the time between those and TOS just isn't interesting to me.

What a fucking cuck. Love this new narrative that Star Trek was always left wing

Remember to visit www.trekcore.com

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>saw this shit when it first ran on UPN

For me, it's extreme comfy. Goddamn i need to revisit it.

good.

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why do the bajor people wear ear rings? i see men wear the rings too why?

What's with TNG cast and trying to split their fanbase?

it's fake

star trek fans are often pedos so they vote democrat to use as cover and look progressive

I checked. It isn't.

how is this controversial?

that episode where spock goes to romulon to find the unity

>star trek fans are bad and weirdos but I am totally fine and different and special!

link it then

In the article she says it's impossible for a Star Trek fan to be conservative. Not as joke, she's completely serious.

because internet is like a small village

boundingintocomics.com/2019/06/18/star-trek-alum-marina-sirtis-a-star-trek-fan-does-not-equal-a-republican-it-doesnt/

how is this controversial?

In my opinion Voyager, at its best, is right up there with the best of TNG and DS9. At its shittiest tough its worst then any episode of ENT. The grand majority of its episodes are mediocre to terrible.

I want to milk you.

Stupid retards making a big deal out of it.

made you do it hahah

No hatewords pls.

is kira a terrorist? she helps criminals

Dammit
See Pic

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ITT we write Trek to appeal to Republicans

>McCoy and every other doctor refuse to help people unless they have a insurance
>the captains all lie under oath
>Federation uses faulty intel to invade other planets
>all the Federation budget goes to building weapons while even Bajorans refugee have better standard of livings
>O'Brein gets 15 divorces and marries a new wife every year
>Worf is sent back to Klingon space because he is an illegal immigrant
>Geordie is never allowed on the front of the ship
>Spock is sent to prison because he went to Romulus on his own
>Janeway never becomes captain because she is a woman
>Sisko never becomes command and later captain
>The Federation doesn't help Bajor because "not our problem"

picard has sex with white girl?

Literally one of the first 5 series deserve to be shit on completely. They are all watchable and fun to watch even at their worst if you are a real fan.

I will never give STD a chance until they admit that it belongs in the Kelvin timeline, though.
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but that happened in the show
are the people complaining about TNG even actual star trek fan?

>if you are a real fan.
elitist pig

We can't elect Jaresh-Inyo as the Federation President because he is a warmonger. And all his policies are just Romulan hoaxes, like fighting against Subspace Warming. Vote Layton for president instead, Layton for peace!

. . .

What? President Layton wants to invade Breen to boost his poll numbers and secure a second term for himself? I am shocked, SHOCKED!

>The Federation doesn't help Bajor because "not our problem"

That would be pretty based though.

like biden lol

Absolutely based. I have one
>the federation is never formed because humans are intolerant of alien cultures
>instead humanity is wiped out during ww3

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>the shitty mobile game star trek timelines is more faithful to trek than STD

lmao

I've got more
>humanity is split into countless mini-factions and states because muh evil globalism federation
>they are easily conquered by a united alien race

Philistine

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watch this episode again? no

TNG is really stupid.

gay and 4chanpilled

Why does she use such hatewords?
I thought leftists were supposed to be tolerant.

you're a sad pathetic creature

Faggot
>tfw ywn suck on her saggy massive tits

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Star Trek: Stirner

I wanted Year From Hell Part 80.
I got TNG but with different costumes and the ability to abandon plotlines whenever we chose.

Leftists are just hateful and divisive by nature, it seems.

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Whoa, I can only say: CRINGE

She will not divide us.

I really miss good star trek I can watch on TV

This future isn't as comfy as it's supposed to be

Stargate would be the comfiest future if i'm being honest desu

ITT you're a faggot

in a real sense? sure, USA fighting saving the world from space aliens and still using BDUs is a comfy future for sure

>hyper competition means the fractured planet is more advanced than the stupid alien communists and they're blown the fuck out by the planetary coalition

>being this braindead

When does TNG gets bad? 'im finishing season 5, season 6 is bad?

More like:
>initial burst of production and innovation from capitalism results in quickly reaching the peak of production and innovation
>however the infantile fixation on "profit" above all else means that sabotaging your competitors means greater gains than the now slow natural pace of innovation
>furthermore, the fixation on shortterm profits means almost all General Research (the kind that advances the general understanding of a field, without the explicit goal of producing a product and which often produces no tangible results for decades but becomes the cornerstone of future innovations) is completely defunded
>all research and innovation becomes about inventing the next derivative product, with little no improvement or even a decline, all in an effort to circumvent patent restrictions
>the end result: an environment of hyper competition where innovation is marginal, sabotage is high, the majority of the populace live in squalor, the majority of talent is wasted, only a tiny fraction of the talented people are scooped up and paid to work on the task of trying to generate more profit, perpetuating the same cycle of squalor, stagnation, and decay

It never gets "bad" as a whole, it's that the early seasons they were still finding their stride, with some real hit or miss episodes as the show continues, until a trend of more good than bad episodes, with some really great episodes and some really great multi-part episodes.

I mean some episodes are just useless filler, like A Fist full of Datas, but they're rarely bad from a technical perspective. Unlike STD where you can take a given episode and break down technical aspects that are poorly executed, inconsistent, poorly thought out, poorly shot, poorly paced, etc etc

ironic that kes became a child molester herself.

Shatner is the emperor of truth.

timelines is total shit yet I still play it daily

they killed SGU just when it was getting good

late series award chasing for brent spiner
shame he can't actually act

Assuming you haven't seen it already, just wait until The Visitor in DS9.

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It's worse than this: even if general research is still funded, that funding is itself subject to a competitive process that's only concerned with feathers-in-caps and deliverables. Thus the funding coalesces around two things, fads and surety, and so all the successful proposals are about "machine learning for ________," and basic research starts to look entirely like venture capital.

This belonged in season 1

SGU is Stargate's Enterprise. Right when it hits it's stride they screw us over.

cringe

Captain this "Motorboat" is causing quite a reaction inside of your pants... do you need some help taking care of the swelling?

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DS9 > TNG > TOS > TAS > VOY > ENT > STD

next generation always gave an off feeling to it, like it was written by people who had never experienced any of the things they were writing about, and I don't mean space travel.
it just felt like everything was simulated, the fake stories that they would come up with for quick background filler that is never referred to again, the fake enjoyment, the fake hobbies, the fake opinions.
no real characters, bad guys aren't bad, no one is ever really angry, it all just feels hollow, a bit like in a dream about something you haven't done before, everything just feels off.
similar to the costume designer for the second half of GoT, she made crappy fantasy costumes with no realism or aesthetic quality to them, mostly just cheap illusions.
perhaps someone has a clearer way of describing this.

>it's a "Picard yells at a dying old man" episode

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incredibly dark screencapture

You're touched.

i had to do it with the lights off, sorry. I don't want my parents thinking I'm watching porno.

This was the single most anime moment in all of Star Trek.

he's all bleeps and bloops and christmas lights on the inside but he can also eat and drink. i wouldn't say he can come, that would just make an unnecessary mess unless singh thought that other people would expect it.

put a big picture of will riker with his shirt off in the background so they'll think you are just making a collage of your heros.

thanks for the tip

This is my favorite collage

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is there no porn where picard dicks on wesley while beverly watches

t. discord tranny

Nice communist head cannon

It would work better as a webm

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Why settle for half, when you could have the real thing?

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And that's why Quark decided to stay behind when Starfleet took over management of Deep Space Nine.

I'm a paleoconservative Star Trek fan ama

Why are you so old

I'm not.

So then you're a neoconservative

McCain was a neoconservative.

So you're older than McCain?

He's definitely a paleoconservative then

Maybe he's pushing for more carbon emissions, to return us to his natural climate.

It all makes sense now. Paleoconservatives are reptiles trying to bring us back to Jurassic climates.

I'd say he's succeeding then.

>tfw no swole Picard

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So much samefagging in one thread

cringe and discovery pilled

Not a thing

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I like how this thick Vulcan bitch gets laid the fuck out by Dukat twice in the same two-parter.

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reminder that DS9 is shit

reminder that DS9 is the shit