I almost lost virginity in dream

>came so hard from sex in my dream it woke me up

>I’m literally a virgin inside my dreams, never had a successful sex dream
Same here. It always builds up in the hottest way possible and then just ends abruptly.

>have really vivid dream where I'm a really suave charismatic person
>girl in dream is constantly laughing at everything I'm saying
>I fuck her in the dream and the force of the ejaculation wakes me up
>can't even go back to sleep to continue dream because of the mess

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I can't even get laid in my dreams, the closest was dreaming about sucking someones tits. Pathetic.

I'm sure he was handsome, OP, sorry

Once had a dream where I was watching porn, but this porno was actually some fat neckbeard doing a let's play of sex. At one part he goes something "Right, so here, that's the pussy and we're going right in there"

Don't even watch streamers, think the constant threads on Yea Forums influenced me that day.

Since regular, normie porn has been getting boring for me, I've been getting off to the idea of sleeping with a cute girl with an overly girly, comfy bed to sleep in with. Like I'll just fall asleep thinking about that because I know I can't get laid in real life.

>have recurring dreams about getting bulled in school
this isn't weird right haha

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>Once had a dream where I was watching porn, but this porno was actually some fat neckbeard doing a let's play of sex.

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>a let's play of sex

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>some fat neckbeard doing a let's play of sex
top kek

that's happened to me before
>having lunch with Kevin Smith
>suddenly feel something under the table
>its my cousin
>her ass is up against my dick
>start going to town
>can feel myself about to cum
>user TIME TO GET UP AND GET DRESSED WE'RE GOING TO THANKSGIVING
>didn't cum but have a killer boner
>get dressed and forced to go
>while there cant stop thinking about the dream
>cousin starts talking about how she got shingles or something on her butt from a baseball game barely paying attention
>I'm gonna give my shingles to user!
>starts rubbing her butt on me
>family just laughs
>then things get awkward when I don't tell her to stop
>her mom just says enough after a few seconds as everyone stares at me
>want to excuse myself to jerk off, but everyone would know that's what I'm going to do if I just leave to go to the bathroom right now
>just sit there awkwardly

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kek

>had a dream where I was lying in bed with my little sister

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>dream about sexy time
>cum while putting a condom on

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Well what happened was that I was going to fuck some blonde chick around my age in some kind of orgy club

I was making out with that chick but then something didn't feel right and I woke up, maybe it was because the very idea of losing virginity was surreal to me

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Before I had sex I never had a dream that included penetration. My own subconscious was cucking me through lack of data.

you wear a condom in your sex dreams? lmao I don't even use a condom in real life

haha well excayuuuuse me patient 0

Those are the worst when you get that close and just wake up...have had some where I start lucid dreaming but wake up before I can actually do anything.

Do incels even have dreams? If you literally stopped living your life and just sit inside shitposting all day, what do you even have to dream about? Are you still a child/teenager in your dreams?

>"Right, so here, that's the pussy and we're going right in there"

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>tfw haven't had sex with a girl with blue eyes in 7 years

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I'm not an incel but I do stay indoors shitposting most of my day and recently all of my dreams have been so boring. Like I'll just have dreams where I call my friends on Discord or I send a message to my friend on Snapchat and I wake up and have to realise that they didn't happen in real life.

heh

Do you live in fucking gringo land, how uncommon are blue eyes for where you live?

they are pretty common. I just keep on winding up with brown or green eyed girls.

You dodge the bullet
Congrats, and wlelcome back into the club

Virgins literally can't have sex scenes. Non-virgins can only do anal in dreams. I had an anal dream last night where I was one of the boys from Trailer Park Boys and we were robbing a store. Lucy came out and wanted to fuck me, so we went to a back room. Turned out she had a massive 2 foot long dick so I turned away and didn't want to have sex with her. Then I realized that because it was a dream, she was a real female who happened to have a penis so it wouldn't be gay if I fucked her in the ass. And so I did.

I've been trying to hire a prostitute for the last hour and all the bitches dont want to come to my house they all say I have to go to their places and I'm afraid that if I go, i might end up in some shithole and get robbed

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>fell in love with a girl from a dream again
it never ends...

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Which is worse than being robbed in your home?

Could it be that for some unconscious reason you don't actually want to