Burgerpunk kino

I hate this image

5'11 vs 6'0

>Travel the highways in other countries
Beautiful Scenery
>Travel the highways in America
Fucking advertisements everywhere blocking the view

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I checked the menu out, and I don't think Dutch people usually have 8 oz steaks for breakfast.

>this is the guy calling you a tranny

Why are there two exxons across the street from one another

Image is what most large interstate offramp areas are like. Beyond that image it just spreads out into farms and maybe there's a town mainstreet nearby. It's all concentrated at the offramp for a reason.

BASED YOKEL FLYOVERS ELECTING THE NYC BILLIONAIRE

THE POWER BEHIND THE THRONE

>This is the """"guy"""" calling you a 'chud'

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Capitalism is ugly

"""girl""" I mean

So traffic going either direction can easily pull in.

Seems pretty normal to me. Fit guy, handsome, he is just getting mogged by the Giant Trump cutout

Because if Exxon wasn't there it'd be someone else.

yeah real comfy huh

damn he's tender

free market

>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS AND GAS STATIONS
>IS THIS WHAT AMERICAN TOWNS LOOK LIKE?
It's a fucking freeway exit, not a town. You niggers are retarded.

Go dilate

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GAS THE CARS, EXXON WAR NOW

THE ONE WITH THE TALLEST SIGN WINS

BASED XOM
CEO OF THE LARGEST NON-STATE OIL COMPANY IN THE WORLD BECAME SECRETARY OF STATE
LMAO DRUMPF IS SUCH A MADMAN ITS COMICAL

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Pulp Fiction
The Big Lebowski
Dredd
A Scanner Darkly

Fear and Loathing

Go jerk off to orange Daddy

I do, satan.

But why do American freeway exits look like this? I've been in freeways in several countries, and it's never been this insane.

>blocking the view
What view? Keep your eyes on the fucking road, retard

It’s called Breezewood, PA. I going to assume this picture always gets posted on /int/ as bait so here’s the context: it’s a town located at a sort of crossroads for major interstates and the Pennsylvania turnpike near the Maryland border. It’s always been a place where travelers stop for supplies or to stay the night. It’s essentially one giant truckstop.

The view of those bushes?

if i had to guess it'd be because america is so big with such a large interstate/highway system that developed so fast that servicing the traveling population outweighs the profit of the local population in many areas of the country

many of these exits have people wanting to eat and go as quick as possible before resuming their trip so you need to cram in as tight as possible to vie for their attention

To be fair, other countries don’t have anything even close to the massive size of the American highway system.

have sex, snowflake

4 MORE YEARS *dabs*

SHITTIN ON THESE R/CHAPOTRAPHOUSE FAGGOTS ALL DAY

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Lots of car owners and truckers, and that not every exit has this, they tend to be more concentrated. This is likely off a major interstate, looks like I70 from the signage.

I love these places, I drive from south california to north california about once every year and it's always comfy as hell just sitting in these places, at a Dennys or some random McDonalds, by myself and knowing everyone is in transition.

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Probably because population and land mass make a huge difference. In Europe, you could drive a quarter or halfway across Europe in 11 hours. In the US, you could drive for 11 hours and still not make it out of Texas.

From what I understand Europe has a lot of mass travel options too, so people probably prefer trains and whatnot over driving their own cars. The US doesn't have that, mostly because it's so fucking big.

There's a stop along I95 in Georgia before Savannah that's just like, 15 hotels and fuckton of food and gas.

I'm thinkin he based

There are no countries that have banned billboards, but four states in the US have banned billboards. Few countries have as many drivers or as robust a highway system as the US, leading advertisers to exploit other forms of advertising over billboards.

>everyone is in transition.
Everyone is a tranny? Wtf is wrong with America?

>mostly because it's so fucking big
Stop falling for the autojew's tricks.

I AM SERIOUSLY CONCERNED FOR 2020

TRANNYS ALREADY KYS THEMSELVES LIKE CRAZY
BUT THIS IS GONNA BE A BLOODBATH LMAO
SOME OF THE LEFTOIDS ARE JUST SNOWFLAKE IDEALISTS, THEY DONT DESERVE THIS

DRUMPF IS IN AGAIN SO EZ :^)

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Nigger

Pooler? Yes, it's a godawful wasteland like most of the US. I'm an European here right now and I need to go back.

>implying someone needs to regularly commute from new york to los angeles
use your brain. they can't even get a single super rail built in cali (spanning just one state), let a lone multiple.

YOOOO I'M RUNNIN THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE DRAINO

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Yeah, Pooler. That was it. Anyway, I'm sure most people recognition it's all part of the highway economy and that Americans love traveling by car.

Does Good Time count?

Stop trying to defend it. America is turning into a giant strip mall and you are not helping. I'm guessing you have never seen anything else.

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It's very annoying and I feel like barely anyone is influenced by highway billboards. I have them where I live in Canada but they aren't spammed like they are in America. Usually they are just a sign at road height and not the towering billboards

The death of Penn Station was a travesty.

I think the only way the billboard adverts would make anyone care is when it's for South of the Border or something neat and tourist trappy. Otherwise, it's just nonsense a driver doesn't even look at.

I'll defend whatever I please, you anti-freedom faggot. I love interstate intersection oases.

The Founder
Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Good Burger

AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE GRAND CENTRAL

WHEN THEY DID THAT CEILING RENOVATION AND YOU COULD SEE THE CONSTELLATIONS AGAIN

HOT

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>hurr durr i wish i lived in a shitty little village where the only thing to do is sit outside like a fucking retard all day

Fuck off. I like being able to go to Walmart at 3 am for some snacks.

Reminds me I need to check out Union Station next time I'm in Chicago. There's nothing like entering a grand palace of travel and then heading down to your train.

the US has a shit load of empty space and forest. Most definitely more than where ever you are from.

I look at old american cities and there were so many great old buildings in them
What happened? It's not like they were bombed to pieces like in yurop

People who live in small towns hate living in small towns and wish to live in the city.
People who live in the city hate living in the city and wish to live in small towns.

Grass is always greener, nigger

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Spoken like a true Goylem. You know it isn't patriotic to shill for the shitification of your country. America never used to look like one big strip mall you know.

Stuff like the OP's image is literally worse than Soviet Era brutalist design

This is why the world doesn't take you seriously

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I'm willing to bet 90% of the >do americans really do this posts are by americans

>third world shitholers thing some trees and tall grass is a "view"

Stay poor.

t. never been anywhere in his life. Places like this still have mcdonalds, starbacks, and all the shit. It's just the building codes don't allow them to build obnoxious ugly buildings

And people who lived in both, hate living in cities.

>People who live in the city hate living in the city
NA M8

PS BUY A BEACH HOUSE AND GO FOR THE WEEKENDS

Post-War thinking was "gut everything for highways". NYC was almost torn in half for that. They literally had no thought of preservation or history before the 80s, we've lost thousands of old historic buildings for nothing.

Do those places have mega supermarkets open 24/7 where I can go and get some munchies so I can watch a movie in the middle of the night? No, they don't.

Pretty to look at, but I bet it's a fucking bore to live in. This is why Europoors are pathetic.

Why was this allowed to happen?

I drive all over America for work and I've really come to appreciate burgerpunk
There are places where the sprawl just goes on and on. Endless miles of hotels, fast food chains, walmarts, office depots, and parking lots, and no one actually living there. There's nothing to do but eat and drink. It's like some bizarro realm out of Dredd. There are no grocery stores, only gas station 'grocery outlets' and liquor stores. The people are chill but completely aimless. Like everyone's goal in life is just to have kids then wait to die. There's nothing quite like walking around the sprawl late at night, with everything lit up bright from parking lot lights, getting shitfaced and just going from BWW to Chilis to Applebees then just fucking around behind some orthodontist's office or stealing a whole bunch of road signs and stashing them under people's cars or something. It's a lawless land in the sprawl and I've found my home in it.

Old buildings dont make money, gotta make more stripmalls, roads and glass towers in search of perpetual revenue
I hate this country's mindset

Do those places have mega supermarkets open 24/7 where I can go and get some munchies so I can watch a movie in the middle of the night? No, they don't

Fucking city slickers lmao

The funny thing is, guess which generation pushed that? It wasn't the boomers, they'd only have been in their teens and 20s. Same with initial outsourcing, boomers weren't in lead positions in the 80s and early 90s.

It doesn't look like "one big strip mall" you fucking idiot. That stuff only exists in cities and along major roads, which is all you ever see because that's where you only go. America is full of natural beauty and has a bunch of nice small towns, and even nice sections of larger cities.

I've been to canada, australia, and germany, and only germany was nicer-looking, but fuck me if I'd ever live there. More regulations and restrictions than you can seig-heil at, and driving/parking anywhere there is like driving/parking downtown in a big city. Their "grocery stores" are like a CVS or walgreens with even less parking. Their fridges aren't cold, they don't put ice in drinks, public restrooms are rare, their fucking toilets hardly flush. Air conditioning? What's that? Their food is cheap though, I give them that, and they have walking/biking paths everywhere, which is fucking awesome.

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Based and burgerpilled post

oh, and I love brutalism.

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We are living in burgerpunk

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Crumb's History of America is a better pic.

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ROBERT MOSES DID EVERYTHING WRONG

BUT THOSE HIGHWAYS WERE STILL NECESSARY, AT LEAST HE GOT AWAY WITH THAT MUCH

THEY REALLY NEED MORE LANES ALREADY
BUT NOW NOBODY CAN DO ANYTHING CUS OF THE LANDMARKS COMMISSION

2nd oh, in germany nothing is ever open

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Living near the german border myself, groceries are usually a few hundred meters from where you live so people shop every two days instead of on a weekly basis, thus you also need less volume to serve customers and fewer people drive to grocery stores

i want to die

Jews did this, kill all jews

Never said America doesn't have natural beauty. There is plenty of it. I just hate seeing needless urban sprawl, and yeah America has way too much of it.

Kek it went to my friends house once who is a german immigrant and he offered me some pop. I was fucking appalled when I found out they don't refrigerate their pop or have ice cubes

I curious to see if we revert back to open land once brick and mortar stores become completely obsolete.

>flowery trees
>brutalism

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JUXTAPOSITION!

nah, we will need more suburban sprawl for a booming population thanks to immigration.

>advertisements and billboards don't exist outside of America
WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?

peak burgerpunk kino

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like hard boiled noir with slapstick humor

We can only hope lad.

uh no retard boomers born in the mid 40s-early 60s were absolutely running shit in the 80s and 90s - the exact time when america began its full transition into being a hyper capitalist nightmare full of gluttony, greed, and degeneracy. Which is funny because these faggot boomers were all about peace love and anti-consumerism in the late 60s and early 70s. Then they turned their backs on that and fucked over the country as well as future generations.

One can only hope, seems like the next few decades spell bad times for malls as well

They're not as obnoxious

Yeah, it's maddening. My wife is from germany, and I went to stay with here three times before we got married. You buy cans of soda *individually* (and they're tall and skinny for some reason) and I had to find places to stuff them in their tiny fridges, and would put them in the freezer for a bit before drinking them.

Don't get me wrong, I actually really like visiting there and would love to go again, but I wouldn't want to actually live and get along there.

>visit America
>go to diner
>order coffee
>middle aged waitress continually refills it, addresses me as "hun"
Just like in my kinos. Hanging out in American diners is top comfy

My mall is depressing as fuck. I pretty much only go there to buy birthday/christmas gifts and 70% of the spaces are unoccupied.

i ran out of responses to this image about 6 reposts ago

I'm American and I still love that. I got called darlin a few months ago and got half a stiffy.

>live in America
>go to diner
>"Hi my name Juanita, what I get for joo?"

This. There's nothing more comfy than stopping at an iHOP and ordering some pancakes with your bros at 2 in the morning.

>2200
>with the almost total decline of automobiles after the gas collapse the highway system is abandoned, all forms of life outside of cities is relegated to small overseers of automated farms and windmill stations
>highways and interstates fall into decay as air traffic increases and highspeed railways overtake them entirely
>vast swathes of land are left to fall into disrepair, too far from sprawls to be developed and too close to a plethora of abandoned materials and buildings to be totally deserted
>the occasional travelers and freight still moving by convoy are prone to attacks by mutants and bandits inhabiting the intersections and exit roads of the midwest
>attempts to uproot them or smoke them out find nothing but a nightmare of gas stations, hotels, motels, convenience stores, strip clubs, restaurants, and other such odds and ends stripped clean of anything useful as the exitroad hooligans scatter like cockroaches

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something something symbolism of the american dream

Why do Americans do this?

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This is an American's genuine criticism of living in Europe?
>I couldn't buy high fructose corn syrup in bulk, and when I procured a single can, I couldn't easily refrigerate it
Please, please, stay in your 56% shithole

wow just like my vidya!!!!!

How is food so cheap in America?

I went there last summer and the Canadian equivalent of a Denny's Grand Slam would cost you like 30 fucking dollars

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>American diners
Literally all the classic diners near me have closed. Even the nearest Waffle House is 15 miles away. Shit fucking sucks. I don't want to go to a goddamn iHop. I live in Texas, it shouldn't be like this.

THERES AN ENTIRE GENRE OF DESERTED MALL VIDEOS, PRETTY BASED

BLAME AMAZON

Because we try to celebrate individuals you commie shit stick. Those sizes are outrages though.

>boring, shitty old buildings
You know what’s better? The Avatar section at Disney World.

BIG
AMERICAN
DICK

That's a lot of fizzy drank

>visit NY
>fake smile waitress puts on her prettiest voice, no doubt pushed on her by management or she gets the boot
>asks multiple times if we enjoyed our meal and if we want anything else
>hands us the reciept about as soon as we are done eating, lowkey shooing us out
It was a decent meal and all, I'm just gonna guess that's a NY thing and not representative of all dining places in the US

don't worry, achmed, we will
we know you're jealous

because coke is amazing

stop importing American culture. I’ve never seen a beautiful city irl until very recently when I visited Europe and I never knew how therapeutic the site of traditional architecture and orderly public spaces could be until I did. They are a necessity once you experience them and the vast majority of Americans have no idea what they are missing in their day to day lives. You have something unique and irreplaceable. Don’t take it for granted and certainly don’t turn it all over to corporate satanists for convenience or monetary gain. Cherish it and protect it with your very lives if need be.

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How about you faggots learn to use refrigerators?

Fridges probably weren't in the Marshall Plan budget so it's not really your fault

Supper clubs and greasy diners are the height of comfiness
>tfw an old black lady called my sugar when I held the door for her yesterday

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Why would you refrigerate drinks you bring home to put in your home refrigerator?

Fucking kek'd. When I was on a roadtrip in the US we'd always look at the advertisement signs whenever we drove into a new city to understand what the primary demographic living there was.

Las Vegas? Ads for marihuana and lawyers for DUIs.
Lots of old people? Ads for retirement funds and estate lawyers.
Lots of fatties? Ads for doctors and supplements.
Lots of poor people? Ads for shakedown artist lawyers you could call if you "slipped" inside of a Walmart

>posts a CSGO map

I'm sure my mall has a video then. Growing up it had a Woolworths, KB Toys, pet shop, Orange Julius, arcade (which I think is still there), all the good shit.

Uhm what the fuck...this picture was taken just a mile or two from my home.

YUROP IS A MUSEUM BUT ITS DEAD

AND NOW WITH IT BECOMING EURABIA ITS LOSING EVEN ITS SERENITY

We try, usually we manage to shoo all the glass towers off to a separate part far away from historical city centres, but in some cases like the horrible black box in the middle of historical Paris a monstrosity gets through

>Go to America
>The people are actually very friendly, will start conversations and riff with you

Where does the Americans are assholes stereotype come from? Was I just lucky?

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>Driving along the interstate, stopping at an Exit and after a long day staying at a quaint little chain hotel with free coffee and takeout from the Applebees next door
This sounds consumerist as fuck but it's so incredibly comfy and I pity Euros who will never understand it.

Try to find a more reddit post I dare you

Trip 7 confirms America for Holy Land.

the founder

To drink them later.

>He doesn't by a case of coke to have cans in the fridge at all times

Was it a chain? You gotta do to run down 3rd generation joints to get a real taste of it. Also everyone in jew york is a colossal piece of shit that I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire

Eh, got highways and truck stops in Germany too, not as huge of course, but pretty underwhelming, driving gets pretty uncomfy after the first 4 hours behind the wheel as well

i've been all around the world and americans are the nicest, sweetest people second only to canadians

the french are the worst

I have barely ever travelled outside of my boring northeastern state in my life.

>forgot to tip, because you don't do that where I come from
>have pubes and spit in my food next time at that 'comfy' dinner
And that extremely phony behavior is annoying

>horrible black box
that's the joos branding your area as their property; they always have those near their banking centers, it's part of their evil cult bullshit

Because it's 50% nitrites and mystery plastic instead of actual food.

Okay Americans why the fuck do you put shredded iceberg lettuce on your nachos? It ruins the whole thing

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So leave them in the fridge for two hours and drink them, problem solved
I prefer a case of citrus radler over coke though

>visit America
>order some food and drinks at a restaurant
>they want me to pay in advance, tip included
WTF is wrong with you mutts

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that's fast food, not a restaraunt

See I'm Canadian and I Americans more outwardly friendly. Canadians need more time to warm up to you or be drinking to have good conversation

It also looks pretty similar to Kelso, WA and Weed,CA and Santa Nella, CA.

Every major insterstate has small towns like this every 100 miles or so.

i have never left my island and it depresses the fuck out of me

>that extremely phony behavior is annoying

That shit made me and everyone I was in the US with uncomfortable as fuck. Why can't waiters in the US understand that there is a middle ground between being pissed off and acting like they just won the Powerball? Just act normal, you fucking cunts.

People refrigerate their drinks all the time, what?(stores, restaurants etc.) You having retarded friends who are as moronic as you proves nothing.

An there's no tipping at fast food, it doesn't add up. Maybe a food truck, but that's definitely tipping optional deal.

maybe it's because i only toured around the atlantic provinces? And in America I was only in Texas and Minnesota.

Jesus christ, what should it look like?

Government housing and government ran food stuff courts?

Boo hoo businesses advertise and have logos, our the horror.

Never been to France
Italians have been absolute counts, Swiss and Dutch the nicest, Germans/Austrians in between

It does look pretty ominous doesn't it?

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>did a cheeky dine n dash at Red Robin last week

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Maybe it's a regional thing?

i used to go to nyc diner every day for lunch. i would only have a half hour to 45 minutes so i'd be eager to get the check as soon as possible (right after finishing my meal and second cup of coffee). if you were there midweek during hte lunch rush i imagine they give you the reciept cuz a lot of the crowd are like me and need to get back to their prison cell (cubicle)

>Where does the Americans are assholes stereotype come from?
That's not a stereotype anywhere, asshole.

Congrats for being black.

How do I do this in America without getting shot

Most obvious lie ever, why would every other traveler disagree? Kill yourself amerimutt.

>americans think people dont use refrigerators
Maybe not in Finland where you can put your beer outside on the porch and it will be ice cold 10 minutes later

>only in Texas and Minnesota.
Every state in the US is as different as European countries are when it comes to hospitality. Lumping them all together is like lumping the entirety of Europe together.

yeah Italians are pretty bad. Actually if I had spent more time there I might put them up with the french. Can confirm that the dutch, swiss, and Norwegians are great though. The Irish were great to me as well.

HOW DO SCUM LIKE YOU EVEN LIVE WITH YOURSELF LMAO

Cool lad I'm from New Brunswick. The Maritimes do have a reputation of being quite friendly though. Idk I just found I would have more spontaneous interactions with strangers in the USA

I've visited multiple parts of America, I like the outdoors parts of America never been in the big cities, or would only be there for a day or two. The rural parts of America where the natural parts are, always have literally the nicest people. Always helpful and pleasant and easy to talk to. I had one give me their shirt after I had fallen and got soaked and ripped my clothes.

I always post
>do Americans really do this?
But, Americans, you're actually pretty cool

>calling random trannybasher #3753893 snowflake
the irony

I've been to New England and they were the nicest people I've met, anyone in Spain, France or Italy were absolute nigger cunts at least in the cities.

Maybe not assholes, but American tourists are generally known for acting like entitled brats. At least everywhere I have been in Europe and Asia.

Are you retarded? Who doesn't want refrigerated drinks?
Gonna tell you a true story right now. Went to Americanville in Baustin, East Dakota and they served me frozen steaks, an American specialty, what is wrong with you people? Why don't you cook meat?
Must be a regional thing.

Norwegians and Swedes are bros, you just gotta get them drunk or spend a few weeks warming them up to you before you can actually interact with them
Danes are slightly bigger cunts, but still bros, and more open

vote Yang nigger

Man Germans not refrigerating their pop is a real thing. My German friend's entire family leaves their pop out in room temperature and drinks it like that. How do you explain that?

Nobody thinks the Swiss are great, what? Stfu, you fucking liar. Swiss people are colder than French and Germans combined. Especially to foreigners.

my wife's family in germany doesn't refrigerate their sodas or most of their drinks period, they keep them in the basement or the garage (all big plastic bottles; they never had cans), and they drink them warm

>t. low income tourist that cant handle the prices

Highways are ugly in every fucking country fuck off.

You're retarded and attract like minded dimwits. That's why. Wanna comment on my story here?
Why do you eat frozen steaks?

Tourists tend to be upper class people, which is only fitting they are more entitled.

I'm Swiss, you fucking retard. Lmao. Keep lying. Swiss people are known for their lack of hospitality. They act like humans and not like phony waitresses in the US.

Buy a half-gallon of sugar water at KFC, give a dollar to diabetes research!

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>Why do you eat frozen steaks?
I have never heard of anybody doing that, ever.
t. 100% home-grown burger

And germans DO NOT refrigerate their drinks. They have the potential to, some might do it, but at large they do not.

I can't imagine why people get so asshurt over this. It's not like the town is the spot in the picture. Most towns aren't directly located next to the interstate. I guess the majority of the 4channel base doesn't drive. Thus they never needed a rest stop.

>we’ll never get an On The Road-style roadtrip movie because doing so would require featuring actual fast food/gas station brands, and the corporatecucks wouldn’t allow it

>Frozen steaks

I don't know what you mean? You mean like rare and bloody? That's normal. Don't tell me Germans only eat well done steaks. Well done steaks and warm orange crush to wash it down. You sick fucks

There are at least two people ITT: who contend Germans don't refrigerate their pop. The odds don't look good for you Hans

We don't want your company. You must earn the privilege to waste my time and if you prove that your worthy people will hang out with you. No Swiss person is looking for friends from other countries. You must've met other poor foreigners

Rich people are awful. I live in central indiana, our richest area is carmel/noblesville and the people there are, to me, almost unbelievable. Similarly, I once went to Fallingwater and was apalled at how awful the other visitors there behaved.
>how DARE you exist on MY earth, peasant? Begone!

SWISS REALLY DO HATE EVERYONE EVEN IF THEY PRETEND TO BE NICE

>KRIMINELER AUSLANDER, RRRRRAUS!

PS LUGANO IS BASED, PASTA SWITZERLAND BEST SWITZERLAND

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The only burgerpunk posted itt

>And germans DO NOT refrigerate their drink
>my mongoloid German friend does it=all Germans do it
Lmao die on that hill

I had a pretty great weekend stay at a couple of buddies in Zürich, great drinking buddies
Granted one of them was a filthy Croat

These are members of the 20%, the 1%'s bootlickers, and the majority of them are status obsessed neoliberals, affluent "liberal" NIMBY types who like to virtue signal. Who think that going to Europe and visiting tourist traps makes them cultured. Reddit is infested with these people.

cry harder, wrongfag

>sit on long distance railroad in norway
>20 minutes after departure, 1 hour from the next station
>suddenly hear loud arguing from the back of the railroad car

Turns out an American family had forgotten one of their bags, and they demanded that the train be turned around so that they could get it. When the conductor said it's not possible, they began threatening to sue the railroad and shouting "I know my rights".

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I mean frozen, are you actually mentally handicapped?
>amerimutt
Why did I even ask.

This picture pisses me off because it's so old that Quiznos isn't there anymore and I fucking LOVED stopping at that one for one last stop before going home. A footlong Italian on herbs and cheese or roast beef n cheddar on wheat and it was a photo finish to the bathroom.

Last time I went to the states
>Pull over to gas up and get a big mac
>eat the big mac before hitting the highway again
>ass soon as I get on the highway my stomach hurts and my ass is about to explode
>Have to pull off to the next exit a couple of kms away
>Barely make it to the gas station bathroom and unload green buckshot diarrhea into the toilet

So many shart incidents must happen on America's highways with all the shit food present

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We don't even pretend to be nice, because we don't care about you or your feelings. Go to the US for 100% phony behavior from everybody around you.

Plenty of Americans are great and mindful tourists, you can however usually spot the entitled nightmare tourists from a mile away. All in typical getup og cheap shorts, shirts and sunglasses, decently overweight and boomer age. Once you know the archetype you know instantly who's gonna treat you like a wagie slave from back home in the US

the American south/north has proper manners, the east/west are the rude fuckheads.

One on the right looks like the generic cups you get at the movie theater. They inflate the sizes there because they're trying to distract you from the fact you're paying four bucks for eight cents worth of soda.

Most US McDonalds have the 650 ml size as their medium and the 946 as their large, but it has so much ice in it it's essentially the size smaller. Seriously, I once got the 44 oz size at Jack and the Box, finished the drink in like ten minutes, went and grabbed a 16 oz can of soda from the fridge and pouring it in almost reached the top of the cup.

No one in America eats frozen steaks you silly bitch

naw, if you're used to the food that rarely happens
I only get diarrhea a day or two after taco bell or after eating mr. gattis pizza (a rare small chain)

Always funny when Americans think other countries are a sue-happy as they are

Revenge of the nerds 2
the beach bum
tater tot and patton
doom generation
The Other Side
the ernest movies
cannonball run
smokey and the bandit
super troopers
Joe
vanishing point
sling blade
meet the fockers

DISCORD TRANNIES BTFO
these people are his biggest fans. thanks assholes, your sour, bitter, and salty asses are the reason he got elected.
thanks (((((projectionists union)))))
isnt that some belgian tourist trap thats open like 3 hours a day, and has rats everywhere?
yuppies and boomers were a massive mistake
yeah, the west oaks mall in orlando is one of them. its a shame it used to be really nice in 2001. now its like being in europe there are so many arabs and niggers chimping out.
salty autists. we welcome everyone and treat them like family till they fuck up and show their asses, then we give them shit.

THE TOURISM INDUSTRY WORKERS OF SWITZERLAND PRETEND TO BE NICE

BECAUSE THEY ARE SLAVES TO THE GOLD :^)

>is a douche
>assumes anyone who isn't is lying
you're a psychopath

Amerinsectoids' souless nigger ridden hellhole.

you gotta ice it yourself
bottom 1/3

>To be fair, other countries don’t have anything even close to the massive size of the American highway system.

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Salty autists sounds about right. I feel like the asshole american stereotype started from butthurt basedboys from the coast getting roasted for not being able to pump their own gas

>isnt that some belgian tourist trap thats open like 3 hours a day, and has rats everywhere?
Those are american flags
Also in Belgium people would live and work in those buildings, so you could not visit them

bro i live in pic related and it's fucking boring

proof: zieje van bruhhe zet je van achteren

Man I just buy the burger from McD's and just bring a can of coke with me from the grocery store, that's plenty enough either way

do keep in mind this is the relative size of the US with Europe, and the US has a population rivaling every single EU state added together

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Hey bro, can you help an exchange student in Limburg out? I'm burning up

THE SMART YUROS LEFT THE STAGNANT OLD COUNTRY FOR AMERIKKKA

TRY TO BE BORED HERE GOOD LUCK LMAO

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>t. salty flyover

and then there is Alaska

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what a shithole

Same thing here. Most of the food, especially fastfood, was like eating nuclear waste.

We quickly learned why every supermarket had like 8 massive shelves solely for vitamins, supplements and non-prescription medication, of which 2 or 3 massive shelves were solely dedicated to stomach ulcers, digestion problems and diarrhea.

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>Burgerpunk

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I normally get the big gulp cups at 7-11 and fill ice to the top of the narrow cupholder part. This was at the drive-through though.

its some belgian place look at the sign. who cares about flags. it shows someone there speaks american

I've been talking mad shit about ugly American interstate stops but I love Vegas. Am I a hypocrite?

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No fancy european regulations over here
Yes you are essentially eating poison

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_road_network_size

After you get past the third world shitholes, you get Russia, Japan, and Canada, none of which have above 1.5 million km of roadway compared to the US's 6.8 million km of roadway.

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Vegas is just good old capitalistic excess, it pretends to have a little bit of class at least

Even the difference between McDonalds in Canada and the USA is staggering.

The US tastes much better but must be full of research chemicals

>t. autist that freaked out when black girls yelled HE CUTE

When I was like thirteen I ate that kind of road food for a week and only had to stop for diarrhea once near the end. It also helps to eat at places like Ruby Tuesdays or even Wendy's or shit that are step up from shit like McDonalds

Yeah it does, but it's handcrafted to be as addicting as humanly possible

>VEGAS
>CLASS
M8..

CHINA HAS HOLIDAYS WHERE THEIR HIGHWAYS BECOME PARKING LOTS
THEY RUN THEIR GASTANKS EMPTY AND DIE IN THEIR CARS FROM DEHYDRATION

THE INSECTOID MIND IS REALLY SOMETHING ELSE LMAO

I can't imagine what it must be like to have to live with such a sensitive stomach.

Pretends to have class user, pretends

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It's called not growing up on corn syrup and chemicals as part of your daily diet

>tfw was sexually harassed in Vegas by a plastic bimbo prostitute with giant tits as she forcibly grabbed my hand and rubbed it on her vagina saying "you can't handle this"

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This. Fuck Spain.

Did you order a champagne to share with your herpes ridden partner and retreated to your private quarters like a true classy gentleman?

No I ran away and was scared cuz I lost my friends

Dont be too hard on Spain, tourists from Britain have turned them off the idea of interacting with foreigners forever

I think it has something more to do with not being a frail little boy

>I can't imagine what it must be like to have a healthy body that isn't desensitized to poison

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You did good user, couldnt have done it better myself

film for this?
Best I can think of is Top Dog(1995)

They treat each other like niggers too not just foreigners.

Do you use the same logic whenever non-American men can't fit a 20 inch dildo inside of their ass? They're just frail little boys?

lol that happens because your diet isn't as good as you think it is.

If your body suddenly hits the eject button on what's in your intestines when something gets into your stomach, its because your body think the stomach food is better.

fuk them. they would come to florida, and talk shit like all the spics couldnt understand them, then get their heads busted open for calling people names and being douchebags,then whine about white people. their women are highly overrated as well.

FAACKEN HOLERDEYS DAZZA

NORF MAP OF THE WORLD IS STILL THE BEST THING OUT OF /int/ EVER

HAVENT BEEN TO L O N D O N IN YEARS, CANT IMAGINE THE SUVVERN SHITSHOW BY NOW

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>If your body suddenly hits the eject button on what's in your intestines when something gets into your stomach, its because your body think the stomach food is better.

Amerilard education everyone.
Diarrhea after eating raw chicken is just your stomach telling you that it prefers the raw chicken as opposed to the salad you ate earlier in the day.

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Actually, I think non-Americans are pretty adept to fitting 20 inch dildos inside their ass. Germany comes to mind.

Building a bowel tolerance to poison doesn't men it still cant give you cancer and diabeedus, user

>Can't handle fucking McDonalds without feeling like you're gonna die
I guess this is how black people feel when white people complain about spicy food

doesnt matter softdrinks barely cost anything and you usually get unlimited refils

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> burgerpunk
I like this
my contribution:
National Lampoon's Vacation
and I'm not even a boomer

McDonald's back home is just fine, do feel a little bloated after it though

supply management

>thinks it's about spices
It's about the lethal fucking cocktail of hormones, steroids, chemicals, corn syrup, enormous amounts of sugar and enormous amounts of sodium.

When 33% of your whole fucking population will suffer from one or several heart conditions before the age of 50, you might want to turn your brain on and wonder why that is.

Raw chicken would be vomited.

fuck I forgot to watch the Florida Project
be back in a few hours

I will admit that if I ever have a choice I usually try to get my burgers from somewhere other than McDonalds; it's not horrendously bad but the burgers feel flimsy and are too greasy. Even Wendy's is a marked step up from Mcdonalds.

>salads is just good

>franchised mcd's in the home country got to underline that they're using domestic meat and ingredients to assure people they arent eating the same poison served in the US
lmao

>The most common symptoms that occur after eating raw chicken that contains one or more of these pathogens are:
>abdominal cramps
>diarrhea
>vomiting
>fever
>headache

Notice that second one?

Wendy's is one of my goals to try out the next time I tour the states, what's a good meal to start with?

the baconator, or a 4 for $4

chocolate frosty.

Usually the number 1 anywhere is iconic or a good starting point.

it's depressing and smells faintly of nigger sweat

Wendy's is meh. I haven't gone there in over 5 years because they upped their prices stupidly high. Their fries are good.

Go to hardee's/carl jr's and try a chicken club sandwich (my personal fav)
rally's has the best french fries and good burgers
jack in the box has good burgers
I like arby's curly fries (I usually get the chicken strips)

BACONATOR, A BURGER CLASSIC OF BURGERLAND

WENDYS IS THE BEST OF THE BIG 3 NATIONAL CHAINS
MCDONALDS IS NOW #2 IF YOU GET THEIR FRESH BEEF BURGERS
WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE BIGMAC THE WORST MEMEBURGER OF ALL TIME

REAL BURGER RESTAURANTS BLOW THEM ALL AWAY OF COURSE
TRY 5 NAPKIN BURGER, THEIR ROSEMARY AOILI ONE

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Name one first world country that doesn't have an obesity epidemic.

Bacon Jr Cheeseburger is great if you want the flavor but don't want something too big.

If you want the experience of classic American chain food but not fast food shit do Applebees, TGI Fridays, or Ruby Tuesdays

Might as well try it all, not like you plan to diet on an America trip anyway

>Russia
combination of temperate climate, shitty co nstruction and not giving a singular fuck leaves roads looking something like this

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t. Tranny

Fucking Americans treating politics like sport. I think they might have nationwide autism.

*BLYATS ON EACH BUMP*

BLYAT COMPILATION 10 HOURS
>O BLYAAAAAAAT

BASED HONEST AMERICANS

IT LITERALLY IS A SPORT, A BLOOD SPORT

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I'll give you several.

>The US has an obesity rate of 36.2%
>Austria: 20.10%
>Italy: 19.90%
>Denmark: 19.70%
>Switzerland: 19.50%
>South Korea: 4.70%
>Japan: 4.30%

Inb4 you try to argue that 20% is still an epidemic, even though the US has nearly double the amount of fatties.

To be fair, in american politics it basically boils down to team red vs team blue, they even have sponsors

POST UK :^)

27.80%.

Bongs are almost as retarded as Americans.

Just fast food:
>Wendy's
>Arby's

Sit-down chain food:
>Applebee's/Ruby Tuesdays/TGI

Regional/rural chains that are the best but are hard to get or impossible depending on where you are:
>In-n-Out
>Whataburger
>Jack in the Box
>Backyard Burger (really good shit, but probably the most obscure on this list)
>Dairy Queen
>Cracker Barrel (sit-down restaurant with a recreation of an old general store in the front, really is its own experience though it's only outside of major cities)

>conveniently left out England

>calling other countries fat when a fifth of your country is obese

Also
>However, as Asian populations are particularly susceptible to the health risks of excess adipose tissue the Japanese have redefined obesity as any BMI greater than 25.[25] Using this cut off value the prevalence of obesity in Japan would be 20%, a threefold increase from 1962 to 2002.[26] A 2008 report stated that 28.6% of men and 20.6% of women in Japan were considered to be obese.[27]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_obesity

You are still shitting out the food in your intestines idiot.

>Data published as a part of the World Health Organisation (WHO) study in 2018 indicated that 28.1% of adults in the United Kingdom were recognised as clinically obese with a Body Mass Index (BMI) greater than 30.[2] In 2014 84% of adults in England were classified as overweight or obese (a body mass index of 25 or above), compared to 63% 20 years earlier. More than one-thirds of men and over 8 in 10 women are overweight or obese.[3]

>Experts have predicted that by the year 2020 91% of the United Kingdom population could be overweight or obese.[4][5]

NORF!
AT LEAST THOSE FATCUNTS R GUD FER A SCRAP
HOOK U RIGHT IN THE GABBER MAIT

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>Wendy's is one of my goals to try out the next time I tour the states

Never knew those were regional, outside of backyard burger which I've never heard of. I see dairy queens and cracker barrels all over the place though.

post the northen man pasta

...

the truck makes that shot extra kino

Triple Stack

'ate queers
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate transsexuals
'ate homosexuals
'ate rugby
'ate catholics
'ate gypsies
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate frenchies
'ate huns
'ate the EU

Love football
Love me wife
Love pints
Simple as

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Nice backpedal, faggot.

8 oz is nothing kid

>they can't even get a single super rail built in cali (spanning just one state)
It's a big state

For me, it's the McChicken.

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>ywn be a successful college athlete who is invited to go to Donald Trump's white house McDonalds feast with solid gold candelabras and Abe Lincoln contemplating the meaning of life in the background

>how therapeutic the site of traditional architecture and orderly public spaces could be
actual autism. i bet you sleep with a weighted blanket and have an electronic hug machine too.

BASED

>PRESIDENT OF BURGERLAND
>GIANT SPREAD OF BURGERS
LIKE POETRY

SOMEONE GET RID OF THOSE FUCKING SALADS THOUGH
WHAT, WERE THERE WOMEN COMING
THIS IS AMERICA EAT A DAMN BURGER SWEETY :^)

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