Tom done fucked it now
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tom will be replaying that moment for the rest of his life loool
As a original /lig/ poster. Here from day 1. I declare this is the thread
It's my first time making one haha
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i missed yesterday. what happened?
You missed the best episode
you should watch it. essential episode.
I think Tom was trying to match Mauras confidence but that doesn't work when you are a guy and retarded.
LUCIE A CUTE
Come join us boys
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AMBERS dubssssss
>first time making one
>didnt even check the catalogue to see there was already one made
stream?
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Amber got her chebs out la .... sorry you missed it
see
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DUBS
I really hope Yewande gets btfo and back twitter goes mad
Reminder that Danny will couple up with Wakande.
check the times idiot
this is the thread
how will Tom ever recover?
BTFO/10
Tom FUCKED IT
The boys reaction still gets me every time. Reminds me of being back at school.
>20:54:56
>20:55:15
>implying maura ever wanted Tom and isn't using this as an excuse for drama
HEY TRACEY
TRACEY
IT IS
IT REALLY MY SHOW
ITS MY SHOW HEY TRACEEEEEEEEYYYY
what is this absolute fucking trash?
>20 seconds apart
Well I'm very sorry...
based
Goodbye yewande
she didn't want to fuck him, this is just the perfect excuse not to fuck him
Drama time
The nigger is off tonight
LMAO
Thirty fourth for Hayley a cute
CUTE
Wrong link mate, missing a dash
If maura can do a pretend British accent why not just talk like that all the time?
Oh here comes Curtis the guru to stick his oar in
>act like a total hoe
>want a gentleman bf
Women logic
Gtfo Curtis
Maura is fit 2bf
This Maura drama is funny but the most obviously scripted moment yet which ruins it a bit
Curtis being le manipulating cunt again
Moira has 240IQ
>Curtis trying to fix it
>All the other lads cracking up
Fucking hilarious
Blame it on the lads
I AM GONNA START DOXXING IF PEOPLE KEEP ACTING LIKE YEWANDE ISNT A UGLY MONSTER!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SLAPPED TAR ON THE FACE OF AN INBRED WOMAN. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLIND MANS ATTEMPT AT DRAWING SOMEONE. SHE LOOKS LIKE THE VILLIANS EVIL SORCERESS IN A FANTASY MOVIE. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLACK MANS BALLS STRETCHED OUT AND PAINTED BY A GYPSY
Curtis gonna coach Tom to slime his way back
not workin?
>the damage control from this fag
Maura is quite based
Is Tom actually unironically retarded
Kek crush his balls
'j-j-just because I talk about "fanny flutters" and wanting to "fucking shag" men it doesn't mean I'm a slut!!!'
don't go on twitter whatever you do
OK this season is fucking saved
Look at Amy haha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
IM CRYING
this shit is lit
Maura is a beast
TOM BTFO NO SUCKY FUCKY FOR YOU
Based Maura putting the mong in his place
Holy shit these reactions
She's hot when she's angry .... gwan Maura
I don’t think blaming the lads is working, I think he’s fucked it lids
DO YOU WANT ME TO SUCK YOU OFF OR SOMETHING
Maura sounds Jamaican when she gets proper angry
>the lads creased
this is quality telly
tom you bitch
What a fucking melt.
If this guy wasn't good looking (and he's not even that great) he'd be a forever alone virgin.
Don't be a hero Anton!!!!
Maura triggering all the incels it seems!
Get in there /ourincel/ Anton
She wants a man from Norwich.
MAURA IS THE DREAM GIRL
ANTON PLEASE SNAKE HER
based anton
Why would a respectable man want someone who talks like that
Loving the lads pissing themselves
Based anton
Maura
>I want a gentlemen
also Maura
>I just want to jump his bones right now
girls are such two faced bitches
Based Anton about to stick it in
Anton should just shag her
>Anton being honest and cool
hes a good lad
ANTON MOVES IN
Shag her! Shag her!
>I havent even had a one night stand
Kek
COME OUT WICHA TOM
Go on anton! SWOOP IN
>that defeated walk up the stairs
100%
>Going in for round 2
OH NO NO NO
shes clearly joking when she says that stuff though, shes only had 5 sexual partners her whole life
Based Amber. 200 iq.
100% lie lmao
Imagine believing that
>Anton needing a night in the hideaway so someone can shave his arse in private
Based
wow it’s almost like the girl who’s most honest about sex (yes hun, girls like sex too) is also the most straight with what she wants with a man as well
this is so ape
>mfw Anton get's Maura into bed now Tom has blown it
>>literally lying to everyone
Kek
unironically this
Christ he literally has no independent thoughts
Yeah 5 sexual partners at the same time
Tom looks like S3 Alex
It's the current year
Tom confirmed brainlet
Lads..... she’s honestly right.
AMBER CHEBS
That's all they do. That's why i treat most women like dog shit.
HAHAHAHA
Based Michael calling out the bullshit
So which of the guys was it that originally asked tom if she's all mouth or not??
was it Michael?
my b
twitch.com/mr_darcy_
>yes hun
you're right but stop typing like a fucking teenage girl, I know it's /lig/...
>She’s listening
Digging his own grave fucking hell stop
Lmao curtis you snake
Think he’s fucked it again lads
All the lads keking at him
oh my FUCKING god looooool
aye it was michael, tom was a retard for admitting to the lad banter infront of her like
kek they've all fucked it now
This is hilarious. I’m a autist and wouldn’t spaghetti this hard on tv
sorry i missed a dash:
twitch.com/mr_darcy_
no
Fucking hell lads why do I feel like Tom is me?
These shots are fucking kino bruhs
CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS
>listening outside the door
wow this really is metalgear
lmao what a fucking moron (if this isn't scripted)
>literally keep your mouth shut and bang a nine
>fucking say nothing at all
>slam dunks it down the toilet
checked and correct
Maura is literally KinoMogging every other contestant by a factor of about 10
Maura is not in the wrong at all. Simply because she is openly sexual doesn't mean she's a slag or entitles Tom to shag her. What a melt
lmao ok
it's like my 6th form all over again
At the end of the day Tom, it is what it is...
Monday, 24th of June: The day Love Island went KINO
Anton + Maura, goat couple
AHAHAHAHAHA BASED DARCY
Nah Michael will be fine. He's got amber wrapped up, he doesn't give a fuck
Maura didn't intend on sleeping with him in the hideaway, whereas Tom did. Who's the real slut here?
>round 3
OH NO NO NO NO
lmao hilarious post
yes it does, fuck off. All 'sexually open' girls are easy
He said nothing wrong.
Alright kebab flaps chill ya tits
>baiting this hard
here's your (you)
jesus christ
You can't go around running your mouth about fucking and expect to marry a high quality guy /prince charming shit
She's delusional
they're still laughing at him .... Tom officially confirmed for the laughing stock of 2019
tbf he woulda shagged if she didn't hear it lmao
he's fucked girls in less time he said
Stop responding to the nonce, he is finally being ignored and is now replying to people in the hopes of not being fully ignored like the dirty nonce he is
Based Lukaku
>implying girls are capable of determining right and wrong
H O W L I N G
If Maura goes I'm kicking off
Or how about we stop acting as if sex means anything and let people do what they want without judging?
Tom sitting in bed alone being haunted by his spaghetti
>aye it was michael,
he's a scheming fuck plays it all cool in front of the group but he's as muggy as the rest of them
didn't guys choose last? I thought it's girl's turn
She's 28 and is acting like a whore she's got about 4 years until she's literally going to be mental
Is cider a deano drink?
Beat final 10 mins. The whole Yewande shit was dull af
1 MAURA FOR ANTON
Can't you fuck off?
hope he defends tom to the girls, doubt he will, but lets see
Was honestly about 2 mins this episode is better so far
Can’t imagine what that must feel like
no surprises there that the turbononce is saying this
Anton - lucie
Tom - will still pick maura like a duck
Danny - Arabella
Wakanda is gone
>don't speak
Perfect
maybe a cheeky strongbow dark fruits with the boys on a sunny one
Or posers and manipulators, you beta faggot
Lads stop trying to analyse it and accept that he fucked up and it’s hilarious.
according to his ex he's playing a game and is completely different (not the good guy he portrays)
He's just like me!
Just dark fruits, anything else is for pensioners innit
good
Dubs for anton saves yewande
he's definitely had a few .... strikes me as a bud light man though
More girls than boys
>Ex shit talking ex
Wow
Just turned on lads what have I missed
If Tommy said that she’d be all over him
Odds on us not seeing who leaves until next episode?
REMINDER IT WAS MICHAEL
>interesting to see if she's all mouth
B... But he's not that guy
>Or how about we stop acting as if sex means anything and let people do what they want without judging?
Maura is the one who is acting like its not okay to be a slag you retard. She's mad that people treat her like a slut even though she talks like a slut.
Nothing wrong with being a slut though. If sex doesn't mean anything then why was maura so mad about a dumb comment?
Listen to this wise man
We've all been there lad
pretty much all the drama
Forgetting Rate this. Forgetting the kino bunny challenge. Forgetting AMBERS CHEBBSSSS
the most kino moment of the season so far la’
100%
cheb posting
you can be a poser while also being a slut, what a dumb comment. And I've fucked more girls than you've had hot dinners, bore offOliver
Michael is a nigger, he is smart enough to save YEWANDE to look like the good guy and not upset the monkeys
Well yeah. He's a demigod.
Tom is bang average.
TEA AUDIT
POST EM
Curtis got kicked out for doing Nazi salutes in the jacuzzi
let that be a reminder that mega chad can say anything
Tom fucked it again
What did they mean by this?
fuck michael
Woah steady on you fucking racist
Anton can realisticlly win the Love Island League
AMBER CHEEBS AND ASS
Steak (well done) with ketchup and chips
stop acting like an uppity nigger
Chicken tikka masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naan
>making her coffee
>cucking even harder
he could have just said it was lad banter and he shouldn't have said it about her
not incorrect
grilled salmon, rice and edamame ... asian style of course
If tom Is based he picks yewande to get revenge
If he's cringe he goes crawling back to turbothot
Note this cannot be disputed
whoopsie
Turkey Dino sandwich and beans
chicken katsu curry (asda premade sauce) and rice. Spar rocket lollie for pud
it was how he said it to the lads as if she was a slag
idiot
He should choose lucie
God Amber's ass is SO juicy mmmmMMMM yun yum smelly Wakanda the lab assistant can't compare
How do I make steak lad, it always goes extremely tough and chewy and near impossible to eat
>>I know hes not like that
Kekkkkk
winrar unironically
Tomato pasta bake
Choc ice for puds
>Ambarse
Fucking HELL
good stuff fellas, strong showing tonight
This
If he couples up with Lucie and plays the game well those two could win and they can split the winnings
nobody is bringing yewanda on themselves after seeing how she really is now (both personality and her mug without makeup)
>well done
>with ketchup
Is this a subtle DeanoPost
Just fry it 3 mins each side for rare. 5 for well done x
>Lucie's bikini
muuh dick can't it lads, post them
But she does talk like a slag?
he's still got his foot in his mouth omd
it's so easy
Nice reading comprehension boio. I didn't say that you couldn't be both, just that you can be a poser and not a slut. No need to lie on Yea Forums of all places
>we're in 2019
Stop digging lmao
Cheers babe x
Glad you got it lad. I’d never eat a well done steak.
kwab
Leeds/Manc accent is proper grim
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR, COME ON
How fucking desperate is she that he's turned this right around straight away
Why do women think saying what year it is is some kind of encantation thay excuses any degeneracy
Reminder that it’s 2019
Weeeeeey
does Maura have a tattoo on her arse?
Seriously now that’s proper slag behaviour
I hope she doesn't belove this.
Out of character my arse. What's he saying, he was possessed by a spirit?
High heat, sear for a minute either side, then 3 minutes medium heat either side
Anddd.......
There show is over now
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>HONEST AND TROOTFUL
>Maura admitting shes going to exploit his cucking to her own advantage
>Maura has whipped Tom so hard he will be forced to couple with her everytime
Big think
Reminder it's current year + 5
WHY IS SHE FORGIVING HIM.
Maura and Anton with the high-iq moves
Tom absolutely cucked
>pudding
Grow up
>he went full beta
Shit. Maura is quite based. Most women wouldn't act that civil so quickly.
KEKED
Where do these shitty covers of cheesy pop songs that play in the background come from
Fuck only 6 mins left
PSA: grovelling ONLY works in this scenario because there is an artificially limited pool of men. On the outside she'd have a new man within the week
KEK BOY
>you will never become maura's personal servant
why live, lads?
tom you massive slave
Maura is actually hilarious.
I hope she cucks him with a black lad.
That’s my fetish.
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lmfaoooo
There’s a whole industry of bizarre covers made almost exclusively to go over low-brow reality tv
that and there's 50k on the line for her if she agrees to stay with him
You know why user
>
just hang me already
C
U
C
K
Maura femdom when
Great edit lad
W H I P P E D
Theres no way she has only slept with 5 people, I don't buy that for a second
...
My wife's son likes me to have pudding with him
He got the nigger brush oh nooooo
>made almost exclusively to go over low-brow reality tv
that and over ads for banks
>Maura now has a slave.
How can one woman be so based?
BASED
Is the cash prize only 50k? What the fuck lol, Tyson Fury would give that to Tommy for going to the shop for him
cheers
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY ADDING A NEW BOY TONITE
Maura/Anton couple when?!
>>Week
M8 these kinds of slags have a backup guy waiting.
lads chat about sex all the time and no one cares, she's just putting it on for the camera and having a bit of a laugh doesn't mean she's gonna tongue his arsehole as soon as they got a room alone
Why?
She has been in long relationships user. Plus she isn't English (no offence).
>this kills the african-irishwoman
mate the tattoos
honestly if it’s under 30 I’d be surprised
You don’t get non-visible tattoos like that for yourself
get me yeah?
This desu, seems laughably low
Arabella the Saxon goddess or
Yewande?
She was in a three and seven year relationship,
Do yous really judge and think girls are slaggy cus they're openly sexual? Come on bros
Raises his profile though
The prize is 8 weeks of bumming around with models
she was in a relationship for 9 years with her highschool bf
Kek
no he didn't she literally said she was gonna send him back up
LUCIE'S CHEBS
Looks much better in this picture than she ever has in the villa
AMBER'S ASS
Gave me a heart attack lad. Typing this from the ambulance
The rewards after the show are much higher (guaranteed millionaire with all the brand deals and appearances).
When it first started, 50k was a lot of money for some random reality show no one knew about. They just kept it at 50k even though it became a huge thing
the trips don't lie
Anton is fooked.
Are you fucking joking. That’s life changing money.
Don't be naive - any girl who talks about sex that openly is clearly gagging for it, just because its obvious doesn't mean it isn't true lad
also no offence taken, I accept the state of English birds
ARABELLA'S FEET
The prize is hundreds of thousands of Twitter and IG followers and companies pay you to promote their diet pills, protein shakes etc
>140 iq anton makes his move on the highest prize after having won over the entire villa
Scots are based
the boys are picking tonight and he'll pick lucie, hes safe
Joe on suicide watch.
yeah but sponsorships endorsements tv appearances club appearances books interviews maybe even your own tv show
wes quit his job as nuclear engineer which probably paid pretty well and has been living entirely off his love island fame for the past year
you could get dumped today and still make a decent amount of money off it
MAURAS TUMMY
imagine believing this
Maybe for a Northerner
she's in the villa in this pic
You can have lots of sex with few people. It's much better that way desu, you learn what each other wants, and it's just easier
Not for atom my though, he is a Fury he will be a millionaire fighting a bums alone, if he does well at boxing, with Fury being his brother, his looks etc he will make like a 100 million easy.
Guys I'm on the list as heading into the villa soon
Il repeatedly say that 'Lig' d' is a new word for sexy is you'll know its me
you only get half. dunno if it's subject to tax. can't even buy a decent whip with what's left, unless you take the deano route and PCP it
Huawei is peng
Jokes that women bleed
I WANT TO FUCK SARAH FROM THE OLAY COMMERCIAL
who here Olay /whip/ ?
Wish there was a proper fat northern lass in there
well yeah girls like sex too
girls seem to have to act super modest all the time otherwise they're labeled as slags but let's be real their orgasm is continuous they probably like it more than lads do
Say you have a feet thing as well, just so we defo know it’s you x
been away since Thursday, can I get a /quickrundown/?
I will never buy an Olay product
Amber's sister is a fat pig, send her in
Who /bonita/ here?
Any lads here got a pair of Alexander mcqueens? Anywhere to cop cheap
nice pusy
Sooo whats like your type on paper?
Soft and petite with a nice high arch of course
if i went on love island i'd just bun bare spliffs and chill out
What about guys though? We're always saying we'd shag random fit birds, but does that mean we'd literally do it if handed it on a platter? Not all of us.
I've met a girl who was pervy and sexual, but she was mostly talk.
>First time coming into one of these threads
What the hell, is this bizzaro Yea Forums? Is THIS the price the 4channel domain cost?
Everyone is gagging for it. It’s a primal urge
*dani amour enters the villa*
Exactly, those tattoos scream trash
No you're not. Their contestants are all held in isolation for a period before entering so they don't know what's going on
This looks like a pool side scene from blacked hehe
Would I have a good chance of finding a woman into my adult diaper fetish on love island?
we did these last year mate
joe currently on suicide watch
Alright bro have a beer and chill out or fuck off
Good eye.
Imagine having to watch yourself being cucked on telly every fucking night and there’s nothing you can do about it
Fucking Joe
>Dumping Lucie to keep Yewande in
Anton villain arc incoming
Danny the dark destroyer
I legit saved 50k last year (in one year) and then quit job to enjoy some NEET time.
watch 2 episodes lad you won't stop its quality entertainment
>anton having to make do with keeping some thot in who admits she has no interest in him
/ourguy/ is a cuck
Lucie basically wants to use Anton, the next guy will be perfect for Lucie
moving here when the time comes
moving here when the time comes
moving here when the time comes
Have you lads ever met a girl that talks openly about sex who wasn't a MASSIVE slag?
Even the girls with somewhat of a high body count don't talk about it. If you believe she has got to the big age of 28 and slept with *5* guys you're a mug
Kek
So far not too bad though. Lucy has done fuck all.
Yewande has a cute bikini on desu
Yeah would be so awful lmao
Like watching a cuckold porn scene but played out in real time every night on national tv
Haha would be so bad
>(in one year)
alri tarquin
it hurst so fucking much lads
Danny thinking yeah I’m not picking this moaning cunt
>>Love Island
Think about what you're watching
THIS *clap emoji* ISN'T *clap emoji* HOW *clap emoji* COUPLES *clap emoji* TALK *clap emoji* HAVE *clap emoji* A *clap emoji* FUCKING *clap emoji* LAUGH *clap emoji* YOU *clap emoji* BLACK *clap emoji* STUCK *clap emoji* UP *clap emoji* BIATCH
I don't believe for a second Danny likes Yewande.
>Have you lads ever met a girl that talks openly about sex who wasn't a MASSIVE slag?
yes desu
what glasses does danny have?
Joe never had a chance with her and deep down he knew that
That’s why he acted so creepy around her, it’s like when you shag that 4/10 slag and you don’t care about her so don’t care what she does... then you start DMing that worldie and start becoming obsessed
you get me yeah?
MOVE
they won't look good on you
Every time they talk the fucking life gets sucked out of room
Yeah, it came about because of her insecurity and talking about that 'risque' sutff got her attention. But she never put out
You can literally bet your life savings that arabella will end up marrying a white man
Why Danny letting himself get played
to be fair i like maura but their is no way its that low.
Villain? Lucie is a frigid bitch. She's made no effort since sandwich fairy left, she needs to fuck off
Imagine if a lad comes in, Lucie couples up with him, and then Joe gets reintroduced into the villa
Absolute carnage
Anton x Yewande
Far too early you sperg
I'm staying here
sadly this .... such a shame
yewande has never made any effort, but only one can get dumped. pick lucie for now as she's better eye candy imo
HAYLEY A CUTE
Hayley spotted in adverts
CUTE
How are they so tan? Given that they're British, they don't tan easily. I assume they're using fake tan, but fake tan peels off in a week and it takes a day or so to reapply it. Arabella is dark as fuck.
based
>>nobody likes like that
>>Looks exactly the same
Shit ad
>nobody looks like that
>everyone is fat
what did they mean by this?
Even paleoids can tan decently, look at Calvin Harris before and after. These people on LI probably just go to sunbeds every week
Lucie is hotter but she just mooches around doing nothing. I'd rather see the drama between yewande and arabella continue until one of them kills the other.
an average norwich male enters the villa
>believing this
Looking forward to Midsommar desu lads
Hi ladies I'm the new guy Steve from Bolton
Yh my mates call me stevo but you can just call me niggerslayer
can you just go to the other thread please?
just kick wakanda off
WakandOUT
you make a fair point
really want to kiss Arabella's pussy lads
>Yewande is the biggest bitch
God help Danny if he goes full retard and picks her
kill Molly Mae
A friend of mine who’s blonde, blue eyed and pale went to Mexico for 3 weeks last year. He came back literally brown.
we still have 90 more messages left
fake tan
If done well it looks real. I know pale people can tan, it's just the level of darkness they achieve is insane
Fucking rude nigger get her out
>messages
jesus christ they've known each other a couple weeks like
>messages
please please vote Wakanda out
>b-but it's called replies user
yes, they are
kek also curtis is a closet fag
Prize winnings tend not to be subject to tax in the uk
CHEBS
but it's intensified a thousand fold in the villa user.... they live, die and are re-born everyday
>admitting to footfetish on national TV
>aw shit, here we go again
GOODBYE WAKANDA
YEWANDE BTFO
>YEWANDE BTFO
YEWANDE BTFO
>YEWANDE BTFO
YEWANDE BTFO
>YEWANDE BTFO
YEWANDE BTFO
>YEWANDE BTFO
YEWANDE BTFO
>YEWANDE BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
byebye wakanda
BYE BYE WAKANDA
that face haha
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