>The patient is male, 25
>Symptoms include seemingly random bursts of rage complete with screaming and furniture tossing
>His skin pigmentation has started to go green a few hours ago
>He seems to be only capable to speak in a weird dialect
>And do not forget his hallucinations about low paid manual workers
>The first one to figure this out gets to have sex with Cuddy
The patient is male, 25
Benjamin Anderson
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Benjamin Butler
>I don't like being touched
Nathaniel Watson
Could be lupus
Blake James
Autism.
Jeremiah Flores
Nigger
Tyler Diaz
>>The first one to figure this out gets to have sex with Cuddy
Weeeeell I'mma take a walk then. Don't need to win this one.
Jackson Parker
Makes people wonder how annoying they can be
Evan Price
It's very unlikely, It could be a STD though
Joshua Price
He also has a strong urge to constantly post the word "sneed".
Chase Lewis
We ran a blood test. Negative for STDs. His mom claims he is a virgin.
Caleb Kelly
>#125 on my Blacklist is "the Masked Man". He is a big guy and likes to make people painful
Adrian Baker
>Everybody lies!
>Now Foreman, go put you "urban" skills into practice and go search his house for drugs and his sexual history.
>The other tow, redo the bloodwork
Jordan Richardson
House!
Lucas Kelly
Do you want to cure the patient or what? Is the only way to motivate the crew.
Andrew Cox
Your patient just attacked a janitor - on his payday, no less. He is going to press charges against the hospital.
Connor Nelson
>House, we have a problem. I found in his room a bunch of this little statues covered in a white material, looks like thei are based on chinese cartoons that came straight outta China. It could be SARS.
Jose Perry
Put him on wide spectrum anti biotics and do brain biopsy just to be sure he is hallucinating.
Also are we sure it's not lupus?
Adrian Collins
Adam Long
Isaiah Rodriguez
And what was the janitor doing when he was attacked?
Aiden Wood
>He's a 25 year old virgin, all he needs to do is have sex
>House looks into the distance
>That is precisely what is causing the symptoms
>Everybody looks confused
>Storms into patients room and starts asking how often he masturbates
Ayden Hall
wtf is this real?
Nathan Fisher
this house threads are pretty based not gonna lie
Jordan Rodriguez
you gay
Jose Miller
It's Chili & Sea Bass
Cameron Reed
wew
Brayden Watson
House, we caught a preacher trying to sneak into the patient's room. He claims to be an exorcist and keeps mumbling about Iraq and something called Pazuzu.
Charles Powell
I'm too dumb to find a witty House retort about how their team doesn't know it's from japan while making ebbin references to animu. Plz help
Colton Hughes
Jose Brooks
>ar-see-us
Is that how it's pronounced?
Thomas Thomas
>Doctor, we just got the bloodwork back
>his blood ph is up around 9.6
>if he's going to survive it needs to be 7-8 max
Tyler Watson
Wait a second!
Random bursts of rage, primitive speech patterns and green skin coloration can all be explained by exposure to massive doses of gamma radiation!
Easton Richardson
Gamma radiation is cancelled by alpha radiation. Give him small doses of polonium until he gets better!