Bob lazar appears on Rogan

bluebeam

ill believe it when im given alien gf to marry and have children with until then its all nonsense

Aliens aren't ever going to visit earth, you retard. Not only is the FTL travel necessary to make the voyage impossible, but the premise itself is entirely ridiculous. What interest could we possibly have in a bunch of literal apes? Aliens don't exist, for all intents and purposes.

Normies just decided that UFO were cool and not cringe anymore.

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a funny one

Ayys are inside the hollow earth and the moon duh

derp OP u newfag, they pull this shit every time real info comes out, since they cant stop the leak they dilute it by pouring out tons of bogus shit so that the whole thing looks fake.

Theyre coming for you tonight OP

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>We

I bet aliens are sneed posters too.

>Just what in the fuck is going on?
Manipulation, of course. What the fuck else?

Soft disclosure to the public. Prepare thine booty.

youtube.com/watch?v=HJmdaOhFULg

Literally this. Most “UFO’s” are man-made.

The goyim need distracting.

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>make the same thread again
Just what in the fuck is going on?

>Fire in the Sky

NOPE.GIFJPNGDAT

i wonder what it must be like to be this fucking retarded but not realize yourself just how fucking retarded you are

When do we get to connect to the intergalactic net and browse alien memes?

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Distract the goyim with UFOS and other nonsense.

I used to think ufos were cool, If you see something odd though its spooky as shit and you don't tell anyone because it sounds crazy

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Theyre just alien drones

>worried about what others will think of them
>posts that stupid fucking frog meme
kys already loser.

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Good God you guys are fucking retarded. Yes, there are UFOs. No, it's not aliens.

Bread and circus for the unwashed masses.

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Its nazis and another species from earth that split

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>the contemporary theory of physics which still has no theory for gravity is the final word on what is possible

imagine being this much of a brainlet.

It would make existential ennui even worse and absolutely destroy any illusions of a possible afterlife i've created to stem my near crippling fear of the void

>What interest could we possibly have in a bunch of literal apes?
The same interest we have in the uncontected tribes like the Sentinle island people.

the two things arent related at all

The atlantians are returning.

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Did his company actually end up showcasing any tech on the day that he promised? I remember him stating that they'll basically be revealing highly classified technology to the public.

>done everything
>existed for millions of years
>bored
>wonder what those fuckbois are upto on that planet
>oh shit these monkeys can split atoms now
>start hanging around

hurrr durrr we are like an ant colonies compared to them!

yeh but we have ant farms as toys

>aliens exist so heaven and hell can't exist
the fuck logic is this mang, and if you are hindu/budda it just makes more places and things you can be when reincarnating.

>we

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Literally all western religion crumbles when you involve aliens

or they were the cause of them

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what if Yahwei is an ayy and our universe is just inside his space snowglobe?

Imagine wholeheartedly believing that highly intelligent extraterrestrials exist.

Just how? If you are talking JCM (Jewish, christian, muslim) more than likely the people that TRULY believe in them will just see aliens as God's side projects. Otherwise then yes, you would have dumbasses running around cursing their religion because they just do the religion for social points.

'Ancient Astronaut theorists, say yes!'

Porn probably

aliums are fucking scary bros

zap

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Manufacturing a history of alien interference in human affairs would be the ultimate plan in creating a unified world government. What's a more prolific existential threat to the entirety of humanity than the existence of aliens with space-faring ships?

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I am in a weird place. I can believe it because the universe is fucking big and there could be some on the opposite side of us. But I believe the scarier thing of that either we are the most advance thing in the universe right now, or we are alone. It scares me more because here we have this whole sandbox to play with, yet without an outside force pushing us to explore, we just fucking stay and die in the cradle.

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From the puppet war in Iran? Ofcourse

How fucking dumb

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That makes no sense because of the already existing religions on this planet alone. We already call people who aren't native to our land aliens.

All you need is to discover One Weird Trick to bypass the normal rules of physics. You think aliens are getting here using pleb rocket engines? Pffft.

Good, find a new religion that isnt sandnigger shit

This, unironically and less jewphobic.

Yes, we do have a moon base. And yes, we are currently experiencing some bear problems.

But in all seriousness
>tensions on the Middle East are rising
>US media suddenly starts talking about ayys and such
It's like a clockwork at this point, do you guys remember that giant UFO turd that was supposed to kill us all a couple of months ago? Yeah, me neither.

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tonight
you

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they're probably interdimensional desu

My brother

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They are there for defense against the Jupiter Wizard Cartel.

Quick, sell that idea to Charlie.

Not really; there is no information in the bible as to whether life exists on other planets or not. If it outright denied extraterrestrial life, and then there ended up being extraterrestrial life, than you might have a point.

But there's no reason to suspect that for a Christian, that God didn't make life elsewhere, there's nothing supporting that idea either. But it is possible.

The interesting crowd to watch will be the Christian conspiracy theorists. I have heard from a long time (from Bill Cooper types) that the "NWO" would use the idea of aliens as a means of creating a global government/global religion. Either an alien visit or attack would be a false flag to start off the NWO. That's their theory anyways. So even if there seemed to be a very credible alien interaction, there will be those that completely deny it as a sort of government fabricated hoax.

this there is probably one next to you right now they just exist at a weird angle and you are just a fixtures of their reality

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it's balancing in 0g.
it's like you would rotate yourself around yourself in water or on a chair when you can't grab anything.

no the space station in constantly moving so if you float in the middle you will drift as the station hurdles in the opposite direction

the space station is basically constantly falling in orbit

Side projects aren't in the Bible, so, no.

>implying they don't have subterranean cities on Mars

Only to black people

I finally just realized what is up with the weeks of daily FitS threads.

Hey, if you could write that into a graphic novel you could make a killing.

Delonge is full of shit he just wanted to cash in on the UFO trend

delet this

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you can see the space station with a home telescope dummy

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>implying they're aliens and not demons

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>evidence ends and conjecture begins right when it starts to get interesting
shame

>we

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how are normies so powerful if they are so basic?

Sheer force of numbers

>We already call people who aren't native to our land aliens
Only in America, most countries call them foreigners.

>implying they aren't the same thing

they are buying toys in their 30s now because they want to be nerdy kids they bullied when the kids were age appropriate for the stuff they enjoyed

everyone I know was shagging and doing drugs at 12-14

now they realize they missed part of their childhood since nothing has changed since 14

>hurdles

Babylon 5 looks more convincing than that

thats because you are retarded

Lazar is full of shit. There's no proof he ever worked anywhere near Area 51 or has a degree from MIT. There's no reason to assume he isn't just lying his ass off.

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That's not an argument.

They're chicks, retard

>scared of the void
>not accepting you will be to unable to care about it when you die

How is the Mars Penal Colony doing?

Wait, grills shaved the owls? Fucking bitches.

glad you agree

>the space station in constantly moving so if you float in the middle you will drift as the station hurdles in the opposite direction
Which explains why you never jump in a plane because if you do you'll go flying backwards right? Fucking idiot.

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The term has become synonymous with aliens and normies don't bother to make the distinction.

Do you think ayys are cute? Will they be my gf?

>did the obviously larping faggot ever put his money where his mouth was?
What do you think?

He may be full of shit but it isn't his shit. He's surrounded by yes men and spooks trying to use him for their agenda. Just another pawn pseud.

It's not the same thing, you have the kinetic energy of the plane, but in free fall (orbiting) you stay with the station because you're also in free fall.

>Aliens aren't real
But some retard who was an ex spook says they "MIGHT" be.

Its as if everyone stopped thinking logically all at once.

This gif is more retarded than the guy that just posted it.

I stand with you user. As a kid I want to be abducted and be friends with the ayys, but now the thought terrifies me

Mathematically it would be insanely unlikely that aliens do not exist. Earth being the only planet will intelligent life on it in the entire universe is so astronomically unlikely its hard to even consider the value.
The real question is if they've ever actually been to our planet or even our solar system.

Says a literal intelligent life form on a rock in whats basically the countryside of a tiny galaxy

BEWARE THE FAKE ALIEN INVASION
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What if we already are the aliens’ memes

You don't even need a telescope. You can see it with your naked eyes when ever it happens to orbit your part of the world at dusk or dawn

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What if Aliens were always here but we cant perceive them? Does the Ant perceive the Eagle? No.

>What interest could we possibly have in a bunch of literal apes?
They're here to watch anime.

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wtf I thought this was /pol/. I didnt come here for this shit man

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Holy shit. We're all talking about aliens now and not one single person on the internet has posted an ayy lmao meme. W T F

Fucking this.
Remember how in school they went over dumb shit that people believed 150 years ago? Apply that to fucking now. Faggots think because they have an iphone they live in the apex era of tech advancement. We’re still brainless retards just barely scratching the surface of what the universe and complexities of life have to offer.

>I am religiously and spiritually retarded: the post: the user

you're both retarded, you can't beat the speed of light, humanity isn't going anywhere and neither are aliens
get over it

>Its as if everyone stopped thinking logically all at once.
You elected Trump, I think that premise is already proven.

This entire post smacks of reddit.

Nobody believes we're all in a simulation?

Oh wow this really blew up! Thanks for the (you) stranger!

Only Christfags

Do you guys have vegetables in your lineage? Can you hear banjos?

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yet you entered the thread read it typed this solved capcha and hit post

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you can look it up retard, you've been told and are just acting more stupid

the astronauts constantly say that they drift

take a look in the mirror retard lmao

>Does the Ant perceive the Eagle? No.

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Nice try Cia/Fbi

>>CIA releases two UFO videos
link them faggot

Wow, you're a fucking retard. No wonder so many of you think Trump is smart.

You get ask an alien one question. What is it?

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Someone explain pic-related.

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open bobs

probably gearing up project bluebeam

You also have to factor in that they exist at the same time as us, since the universe has been around for like 10 billion years.

In reality, the aliens that have existed the longest have transcended to another plane of existence. Those that are still in the physical realm are advanced to the point where they can transfer their consciousness and essentially live forever (and as any living being including humans). Or they haven't developed that technology yet and are still on their own planets, like us.

Interdimensional psychic beings. Casper knew this

fucking hell, is that Crescent?

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it's the face of autism

this thread is moving slow since the emu wranglers have been evacuated

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brothers from other mothers

>you can't beat the speed of light
even if that were true (which is an assumption based on the idea of space being linear which is probably flawed), lazar's ufo were reportedly from a system 30 light years away. So they could have easily gotten here in a reasonable timeframe without breaking your precious einsteinian laws.

Space isn't real.

How the fuck do mutts manage to watch TV with all that crap plastered on the screen?

Aren't something like 92% of all stars that will ever exist in the universe have yet to be born? Even if a million species have already come and gone before us, on a universal timescale, we qualify as a forerunner species.

they need constant blaring sounds and flashy shit on screen to keep their attention. It drives me fucking insane.

>Just what in the fuck is going on?
It's called disinfo.

It's election season. The ayyy lmaos need Trump to win again

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All religion crumbles when you actually read what the fuck they use as their basis for existence. It's all obviously man made fabrication in an attempt to understand something we still don't understand today.

Anyone else remember the leaked Hillary emails talking about Extraterrestrials forbidding military conflicts?
Me neither.

>How the fuck do mutts manage to watch TV with all that crap plastered on the screen?
You should have seen how bad it was right after 9/11. There were multiple news crawls at the bottom. If you were watching CNBC you had all of that on top of the stock ticker.
Since most of the big news networks spend the majority of their broadcast time airing editorials and magazine programs instead of news, this way you can tune into Screaming Shithead Shill #72 and still get the headlines.
No one but geriatrics actually watch cable news.

>i-it was the Russians
>i-it was the aliens
Seriously?

What country are you from, pumpkin?

WHERE IS THE LAZAR RECORDING MENTIONED ON JRE??/

can't find it anywhere that fucking liar

THAT FIGHTER PILOT DESCRIBING THE UFO AS A SPHERE ENCASING A CUBE IS FUCKIN SIKKKK

FAGGOT SHOULDA TAKEN A SELFIE I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT

HE SAYD IT HOVERED IN POSITION AND HAD INSTANT ACCELERATION TO HYPERSONIC MACH 5+
STOPPED DEAD AND CHANGED DIRECTIONS AT G FORCES THAT WOULD KILL A HUMAN

ITS EITHER ACTUAL AYYS
OR DARPA HAS PERFECTED THE ANTI GRAVITY ENGINE FROM AREA 51 AND MADE A GOD-DRONE THAT WILL END CHINA IN 5 MINUTES

Trump was the one screaming about the Russians during the election though.

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based retard

This would unironically make a great movie.

We have molecules that are faster than light already and that's only what we know. Aliens could be using elements beyond what we've classified in abundance.

Just to be autistic, the UFO stuff was on the news before Lazar went on Rogan. Just a coincidence, that hipster faggot that was on with him just released a doc on Netflix on Lazar (it's not good).

Don't have a single clue what the reveals by the military and CIA are about. It's bizarre, for sure. Entertaining, sure. But I kind of lean towards this guy's take:

otherhand.org/home-page/area-51-and-other-strange-places/looking-at-the-bob-lazar-story-from-the-perspective-of-2018/

when it comes to Lazar.

Believe what you want, it will have no impact on what's going on, or not going on. Lazar being full of shit doesn't disprove anything else on the subject.

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That's enki/enlil.

We can see a shit ton of space from our planet. Clearly if they exist they come from far far away. Ignoring the FTL logistics which makes it impossible and assuming they are so advanced they actually made it possible. Either

A. They dont want to be seen by the general populace and thus with their tech it would make it 100% impossible for us to know about them, much less for a hillbilly to get a blurry kodak photo of them. So they are here. But every story, recollection and evidence is fake.

2. If they want to be seen. They would present themselves on a world wide demonstration.

3. They were never here.

2 didnt happen. So either they dont exist or at least they were never here OR they are here but every evidence and story is fake. If they dont want us to know about them, trust me, we wouldnt know about them.

They really wanted to know about the ayys.
The Pedosta email leak contained a lot of talks about ayy declassification.

or they crashed here thousands of years ago and they can't get back home

>Not only is the FTL travel necessary to make the voyage impossible
You're in a position to know this...how? I'm not a "believer", in the sense that I think little grey aliens are running around controlling the world, but we have no idea what's possible and what isn't. The tech we have now, the things we can do now, would have been magic, literal magic to someone 200 years ago. I don't know if FTL travel is possible, neither do you, or the scientists. Same for it being impossible. But here you are, calling someone else a retard.
>What interest could we possibly have in a bunch of literal apes?
Why did we go to the moon again? Why are we putting a Mars mission together?
Huh. Imagine that. Only humans are capable of being curious, in your sad little world.
>Aliens don't exist,
Again, you're in a position to know this...how? I have no clue if they're real or not - and neither do you. But I'm not stomping around mad on the internet calling people retards. The "ufo community" is definitely full of schizos and other assorted wierdos and whackjobs, but they're harmless.

Or they were put here, in time out. And their time out is about to end.

>Literally all western religion crumbles when you involve aliens
[audits your path]

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They wouldnt be aliens anymore if they crashed and lived and reproduced here for a thousand years. They would be non human earthlings

>You're in a position to know this...how?
It is physically impossible to reach the speed of light since the atoms making up the mass of any object vibrate and interact with each other at the speed of sound. You dumd pseud.

>What interest could we possibly have in a bunch of literal apes?
Apes>(You)
Deal with it.

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MFW XENU WAS REAL ALL ALONG

BASED TOM WILL BE APPOINTED KING MANLET OF THE HUMAN PLANET

>yeh but we have ant farms as toys

yeh no we don't. that was before the internet and i'm sure ayys would have that shit by now.

Hi borzoi

The bible states that God created man in HIS own image. How does the Church explain aliens in the look absolutely nothing like us? What makes us special exactly?

goddamn roasties

Yes, but they will start moving the goalpost and talking about hyperspace, wormholes, etc. The issue is that such advanced race would never be seen or noticed, much less have accidents or crashes against slow ass human machines. They might be here. Its a possibility. But every evidence is fake. You dont outsmart a wormhole user race with a shitty cellphone camera

Predictive programming to ease in the sheep on the alien reveal

So you're saying we're the funny cat videos on youtube to aliens?

Eh. They did find his name on a phone directory out there, but yeah, nobody at MIT ever heard of him, and he claims a degree they don't offer. He was probably a contractor there for a brief time, like this guy thinks:

otherhand.org/home-page/area-51-and-other-strange-places/looking-at-the-bob-lazar-story-from-the-perspective-of-2018/

Lazar is just a convincing conman. He was made a star by Art Bell. But any time anyone really digs into his story, they come up with nothing - and autists have been digging ever since he appeared in the public. That's why now the cover story is "They made my life disappear!"

Heh

wait a minute how did this post get here anyway

The idea that these things were the Hopkinsville aliens is bogus. The authorities found no signs that the family was inebriated in any way. They claimed they shot the intruders point blank with no effect and that they were floating. How's a shaved owl gonna do that?