"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder

Just in case you pity this outlaw

Here's his chat log

youtube.com/watch?v=LvFn45fPgeg
youtube.com/watch?v=LvFn45fPgeg
youtube.com/watch?v=LvFn45fPgeg

Can I get a link to that ep?

I want to be the guy who gets paid to voice these transcriptions and logs

Are you telling me you wouldn't fuck a cowboy

It does seem to be a lot of fun, yeah. I can quote some of them, still.

My Pleasure bro, please listen closely for gems like pic related
drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

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lost

Cheers bruv, you've made my evening.

>be in court as the appointed reader because reasons
>do impressions for each voice
>"And then Mr. Ambrosio said 'For you.'"

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He drives a hard bargain.

What strikes me about Vincent is how he just puts on an act with Hansen. He's not really upset, but he should be.

Is there an uncensored pic of Vic's dick? Spoiler it and post, pls.

Nice trips pardner, and yes he's a total pedo faggot sorry he got caught, hope this meme really takes and he an hero's

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You eat sixteen tons, whaddya get?
Hansen with a folder and caught in a net
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I sold my soul for an underaged whoree

The decoy could at least give him a kiss on the cheek before the big, strong policemen manhandle him away to prison.

lol

Darkness warshed over the Decoy...
Darker than a black bulls big black cock on a moonless prairie night.
There was nooo bottom.

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I hope there's a redemption arc where he kills a pedo in prison with an iron

a BIG iron

What would happen if Vincent got interviewed by these cops?

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Vic redemption arc is that he is released and starts chatting up kids again.

remember guys, he wasn't gonna do anything...
>IM NOT THAT BIG BUT I COULD FIT....

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This is where Vincent's life ended.
Right in The Hughes's garage.
He's probably taking note of all the stuff he'll never see again.

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>when the interrogate laughs at his penis size and tries to cheer him up

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i do declare if them walls could talk, fellers

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He's out already

Do you think he still uses his kik? I never used kik so I dunno if you need to be added by him, but someone should show him how venerated he is by Yea Forums

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NO MORE BIG IRON VINCANT

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what does the 33 stand for?

>He’s a senior in high school

Jesus fucking Christ he doesn’t deserve to go to jail... he’s obviously lonely as fuck and been rejected his ENTIRE life! This girl is literally flirting with him... and he probably feels like a weird creep but this is the ONLY girl ever who has liked him.

Yeah it’s creepy as fuck but this dude is a lonely desperate child... get him therapy but don’t send him to jail and publicly ruin his life

christ

My god it is hilarious. He changes his name for attention and when she ignored him. What a fucking tool.

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YOUR NOT BEING A STRAIT SHOOTER WITH ME VINCANT.

his weight in stone obv

M'LADY, NEIGH, I AM NOT THE NEMESIS THEY SAY

He'll get therapy in prison, if you catch my drift.

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HIS DAD CALLED THE DECOY AFTER HE GOT ARRESTED

youtube.com/watch?v=4_to1wT4MdE
youtube.com/watch?v=4_to1wT4MdE
youtube.com/watch?v=4_to1wT4MdE

he did 30 months out of a suspended 10 year sentence, he's been out for awhile

Should have went mgtow

>Decoy: Jesus Christ! It don't seem real. Guy ain't gonna never be free again ever. Now he's imprisoned, and the other one too, all on account of sendin' a text.
>Hansen: It's a hell of a thing, entrappin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
>Decoy: Yeah. Well, I guess they had it comin'.
>Hansen: We all have it comin', kid.

I can't read the green bobbles.

>WHERE HE IS JENNA? WHERES MY BOY VINCENT?

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>top 10 anime crossovers

>the senior Ambrosio

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not important, vinnie knows his 12 y.o cousins had her blob. The creepy continues.

bet he got his during those 30 months

he already fucked and sucked an underage boy so I assume he knew his way around things

the plot thickens

spbp

he's kinda gross

shoop an akatsuki robe on vincent and give the cops big ass swords

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HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

Good to know that 2,5 years is what you get for planning to knife rape a 12 y/o. I'm sure it will be a great deterrent to other diddlers.

KEK

GOODBYE HORSES

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Yeah when I finally saw that I kinda gave much less a fuck about this gay emo lil nigga. "Bipolar" I've never been diagnosed with any mental disorder but I've also never tried. Bet I could if I tried. "shock therapy" is that even legit? for depression on him right not his pedo shit?

Shock the sad out!

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10/10 HOLY SHIT

AND HE DECIDES
WHO TO FREE
AND WHO TO LAY

Vic is obviously not remorseful.
He's giving Hansen the old "fat guy" routine, heard it tons of times.
If Chris hadn't been there, he would have knifed the ovaries out of that 6th grader.

Should he be carrying that thing around?

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Is FUPA a pedo thing?

shucks, ma'am, that lil thing ain't no more than a pea shooter

we'll keep em' on a short leash, rest assured

This part of the real life cinematic universe?

VCU

Guys the chatlog is a goldmine, highly recommend

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maybe just a hand job

>trying to seduce cunny
>not using something like Signal
At least try you dumb outlaw. Obviously since they have access to the bait's phone they'll still have a copy of the messages but don't make it so easy for them that all they have to do is phone up Google for a copy.

Excuse me while I whip this out...

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>phone up Google
easy as that

Google's top execs are currently discussing how to modify their services to blacklist Trump as much as possible to try and lessen his chances of reelection, are you still going to pretend they're great people?

This is a thread about pedos, Sir.

sir this is mcdonalds

>5 years later
>Hansen is filming Season 23 of "To entrap an innocent man"
>Lures his next mark to the house with the promise of cunny.
>Vincent Ambrosio strides in confidentiality
>"Ah, Chris Hansen, my arch nemesis, we meet again. You see I was on to your little scheme this time. I spent 5 years in the can plotting my revenge."
>Opens trenchcoat and pulls out five year old boy.
>"You see, it wasn't me in that online chatroom. It was little Jimmy here all along."
>MFW police come in and arrest Hansen and the 30 year old roastie posing as cunny.

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daily reminder that he showed up with a fucking knife

>"Ahh, but Tex, what about those pictures you and your little friend sent?"
>A devilish smile crosses ol' yeller belly Hansen's face
>"If I am not mistaken, having a kid send dick pics constitutes production of child pornography."
>A deputy walks out of the closet and drags Ambrosio off to the gallows as Hansen rides into the unset.

He wasn't going to do anything.

Good lord what a trainwreck

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Reminds me of Richard Clock.

>Hello?

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Holy fuck.

Seriously Pardner?

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>YOU TELL EM I’M COMIN!
>AND CUN’S COMIN WITH ME YA HEAR!?

You don't think he would've maybe raped her at knife point? Why does everything immediately go to Isis/Cartel level violence shit now? Fetishes are getting stranger?
Ugh. Either way fuck Vincent

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Fucking nice. We should record an album and send it to him.

I don't know if I wanna come here anymore.

I’m fucking dying.

>Why does everything immediately go to Isis/Cartel level violence shit now?
It's the Zeitgeist.

kek

Vincent says fuck you too.

Fucking beautiful.

We are all gonna look so stupid when they legalize it, lol!

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how are these chat logs acquired?

image of teenage girl for attention

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This entire thread is made of solid fucking gold.

ouch. oh oww vincent's opinion of me stings like fire. cast it off!

Google cooperates with police.

Fucking kino.

this.
humiliating losers who have nothing is fun, you guys

How retarded you have to be to post with underage strangers online in current day and age.

>He later says he thought the smiley and gun was a beer bottle and with his name on it or some shit.
tcap scared of suicides now. decoy talking to him about it.

How can we make Vincent see how much joy he has brought us?

he's a large fellow

...

That's been Yea Forums's bread and butter from the beginning

for thee

Hansen is doing God's work.

Well I'm the type of guy that will never settle down
Wherever little girls are, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around

we need to get in touch

I WAS A HIGHWAYMAN
ALONG THE CHATROOMS I DID RIDE
KNIFE AND CELL PHONE BY MY SIDE
MANY A CUNNY LOST HER BAUBLES TO MY TRADE
MANY A REPORTER SHED HIS LIFEBLOOD ON MY BLADE
THE BASTARDS ENTRAPPED ME IN THE SPRING OF TWENTY FIVE
BUT I AM STILL ALIVE

we get caught by Hansen and tell Vincent when we meet him in jail

>Don't think you're gettin out of this one, Tex...

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>Hello?
>You know i am fat right?

Jesus Christ how does he not realize how he sounds, like just read you fucking messages back you fat fuck.

wait is she holding her chest with the ol"oh what have I done; is this justice" sort of look on her face

I can't tell by the image quality.

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t h r e a d___c u l t u r e

I don't get why none of these guys ever ask for lewd pics. If they don't get pics then don't show up simple as that.

Vic is out and on the prowl.

>I'M CALLIN YER BLUFF HANSEN YA RAT BASTARD

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What's his bounty?

be he was a dick of a cop. too fat

They come because they're thirsty. Thirst beats logic.

REEEEEEE I can't find the video anywhere

WELL YOU WONDER WHY I ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK
WHY YOU NEVER SEE BRIGHT COLORS ON MY BACK

There's a link to it in this very thread.

Not sure Johnny would approve.

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HE WANTS TO BE A POLICE OFFICER BUT HE IS TOO FAT

He's asking for help, dude.

No one's too fat to be a police officer.

>drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

I'm not downloading that shit i'm trying to just stream it.

>senior in highschool
>he's 23

>I'VE PLAYED THE CHILD DIDDLER FOR MANY'S A YEAR

Anyone else lowkey hoping that Vincent very publicly fucks up his life again to supply us with more material?

>I SPENT ALL ME MONEY ON CUNNY AND BEER

how do you even get a physique like that

>BUT MOW I'M IN JAIL AND MY ASS IS SO SORE
>THAT I SWEAR I WILL PLAY THE CHILD DIDDLER NO MORE

being out on the range pardner

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down
When the man comes around

>AND IT'S NO NAY NEVER
>*FAP FAP FAP FAP*
>NO NAY NEVER NO MORE
>WILL I PLAY THE CHILD DIDDLER
>NO NEVER NO MORE

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EVERYCUNNY
WILL BE DIDDLED
ALL THE SAME

AIN'T NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN

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ahahahha what a sick fucker hope he gets raped by big bubba in jail

BIG IRON
BIG IIIIIRON

Didn't Vic take it in the ass before he became a child abuser?

>several years back
>hanging out at skateshop my friend worked at that I'd help out at sometimes
>some dude in his 30s-40s walks in
>goes up to some 13-14 year olds and asks them if they wanted to come to his arcade
>at first I was thinking it was just some dude advertising business his new business
>thought oh cool and assumed it was a legit arcade with some retro games
>when I started asking him about what games he has in his setup
>I found it that it wasn't an arcade but just an entertainment room at his house
>with some xboxs, playstations, and nintendo's that he was gonna charge kids $ to play

Shit creeped me the fuck out; we ended up making that dude leave.

What would you do in that situation?

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Jesus fucking Christ Tex, why didn't you stop

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Must have been a long dick to reach in there. Hotdogging those enormous flabby cheeks seems more realistic to me desu

go to his house and check out those cool video games

take a pic of his face and give police

major lulz

EARLY ONE MORNING WHILE MAKING THE ROUNDS
I TOOK A COUPLE DICK PICS AND I SHOT THAT DECOY DOWN
I WENT RIGHT HOME AND I WENT TO BED
I STUCK THAT LOVIN TOOTHBRUSH UNDERNEATH MY BED
GOT UP NEXT MORNING BOUT A HALF PAST ONE
TOOK MY OLD CELLPHONE AND AWAY I RUN
MADE A GOOD RUN BUT I RUN TOO SLOW
THEY CAUGHT ME MEASURIN SLITS IN JUAREZ MEXICO

Anyone notice when Vincent puts his hand in his pocket to get his knife Hansen puts his arm up and looks really nervous for a sec because he thinks he's about to get blasted?

JUST A GOOD OLD BOY

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kek

Wouldn't you be?
Game's up for the diddler and all bets are off.

like a rhinestone pedo

>U WANT DO IT RAW
>U CAN PUT THAT IN THE FRIDGE X 9999
>Chris Hansen: How old are you?
>??? THIRTY... NINE!
>Chris Hansen: You said you were 35 online.
>??? THIRTY... FIVE! THIRTY NINE!
>I'M NOT GAY OR ANYTHING, I'M JUST SAYING!

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Why are these threads so FUCKING COMFY?

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TCaP provides us with a great variety of characters.

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Because they generate tons of great OC and it’s a somewhat obscure subject we haven’t already autistically grinded into dust. Same reason why fatkino and Jazz threads are top comfy.

That guys voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

gettin' muh comf own

I WAS A PREDATOR
FIDDLIN' KIDS FAR AND WIDE

TCAP has been a part of Yea Forums since basically the site opened, it's very comforting that it is not only continuing but has changed so little in all these years even if Chris looking rough these days

I don't blame Chris, I would expect any good cowboy to be carrying a Big Iron on his hip. In that kind of situation, a cowboy might try blasting his way out.

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KEK

All he wanted was some cunny

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Your Honor, I swear to Christ I wattn gonna do nottn'!

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>Hansen: Did you say "are you ready to have my thang in your mouth?" What did you mean by that?
>Green: Are you ready to have my dick in your mouth

>Green: That would be the cleanest, best pleasure, I would say.
>hansen: The cleanest, best pleasure is to have sex with a 13 year old girl?
>Green: Yes, sir.

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Is there honor among pedos?
Like they help each other out & stuff?

Anyone got a name on the decoy girl?

DIDN'T TALK TO FOLKS AROUND HIM

just googke imageserch her face u lazy dweeb

Reminder that some of BasedShaman's old TCap videos are still up on DailyMotion, I.E, best TCaP content on the internet.
dailymotion.com/video/x5lnwhd

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KEK

fatshaming

>The man smiled at him a sly smile. As if they knew a secret between them, these two. Something of age and youth and their claims and the justice of those claims. And of their claims upon them. The world past, the world to come. Their common transciencies. Above all a knowing deep in the bone that beauty and loss are one

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AH HAVE YA NOW HENSEN! I'M NO LONGER REGULAR VINCENT AMBROSIO, I'M BIIIIIIG BUUUUUUTT AMBROSIO!!!!!

holy shit

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I came in my pants when they fucked the rabbi.

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oh my

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Why were they taken off YouTube?

hat's actually kinda cruel.

BIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIRON
BIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIRON

ohhhhh hahahahaohohoh
awwww

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NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM
EATS ALL YOU EVER SAW
BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE CUN SINCE THE DAY HE FOUND PORN

KEK

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, Vic.
vicarrested.jpg

The man with the cunny fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.

half expect a 'please respond'

He's the only one who ever did original Predator content and didn't just talk over the episodes like that MistaGG faggot. He made songs, sketches and so on that were comedy gold.
Just check out the rap at the end of the Cody Green chatlog reading. Priceless.
dailymotion.com/video/x59wo9n

The pedos he made fun off started coming after him on YouTube, so he couldn't keep making the songs and sketches without being banned for "bullying." He's just making shitty incel videos now.

Come on, who hasn't been a bit desperate?

>Cleanest
>Best
>Pleasure

Oh my fucking GOD dude at least try to hide it

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link his channel

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>dude at least try to hide it
Hansen already has the chatlog so he might as well be defiant and go down with some pride.

This guy reminds me of the kind of person that uses reddit.

no way!

His YT channel isn't worth following today. It's just a bunch of incel and life coaching videos about positivity. His creativity died because YouTube banned him 1000 times for making funny shit like the videos I linked.
youtube.com/channel/UCrrtMbMm4Rt3qJ1SebeNCxA

His TCaP stuff is still on his Daily Motion. Also
dailymotion.com/BasedShaman
archive.org/details/RecoveredVideosFromOldChannel

kek

it's hard work, entrappin'. but it's honest, and the pay's fair.

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Kek

"I'd wager it's up in the pantheon of civil duties with moderating online image boards for free."

lost

tfw 25% of Yea Forums could end up at Hansen's table.

>he played club penguin
eww

Homosexuality and pedophilia are two sides of the same shekel.

yeah, gross

Yup, o'l Sharif Hansen sure has a nack for trickin' them desperate loners into prison.

That sounds like something you'd hear in line for Splash Mountain
>Why hello there, young riders!
>Yall bes' lookin' out for that Brer Vincent!
>Ooh hab' mercy he's gonna getcha honeychild!

nice, made me chuckle

60 of his TCaP songs right here. A lot of them are based on chatlogs that only hardcore fans would get. "My Uncle Bought Us a Gym" is a classic, solely based on Richer Breault crying and saying his uncle bought them a gym.
archive.org/details/TCAP-Songs-BasedShaman

Now that Vic feller, he was lookin' to have hisself a good ol' time with that cunny but priest Hansen had other plans...

Is it more of a male homo thing or do they get some decent female numbers up in there as well?

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CUNNY ROOOOOOADS
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME

And this song is why he kept getting banned for racism and "bullying."
archive.org/details/TCAP-Songs-BasedShaman/Safraz Kahn Bear Neccesities.mp4

the lady "pedos" just fuck their chad students dude
nothing happens except maybe the cuck husband leaves
nothing happens

offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=60906

Race: White

I watched the Safraz Khan interrogation. That guy is fucked in the head. He's highly intelligent and aware of what he's doing. The arrest was also pretty funny, considering Hansen parked 2 pedos right next to each other. Also, that Indian fag got deported despite growing up in the US.

basically huh?

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youtube.com/watch?v=VTdiO_wsoKY

>talked to more underage girls than he can count on his fingers
>sent dick pics to all of them
>tried meeting up with all of them
>finally got to meet up with the tcap decoy
ENTRAPMENT BRO

imagine how many cunnys he diddled

the cowboy guy brought a knife? wtf?! 2 years for trying to gut a little girl?

do you happen to know if that video has the full police interrogation?

How much humiliation do you need, dude?

It's the full interrogations of both. They're both memorable predators. The Egyptian guy wanted to be treated like a toilet and emasculated by the child he was meeting. A TCaPer, Ember Infierno, managed to get in contact with him and offered to be a dominatrix over webcam. She made him dance around naked and do all sorts of crazy shit, then she uploaded the video. It's pretty recent, like 2018-ish.

I'm just psychically ill, bored. This shit makes me laugh hard. I like to to laugh hard. Laughing with anons makes me laugh harder. I have all the time in the world. Why not? I like this stuff. Find better reality Yea Forums if you can. You can't. I've seen everything.
I need everything. I like Stephen McDaniel type stuff too... Not just tcap stuff. Jim Can't Swim is a great channel.

>Ember Infierno
She's contacted and trolled the fuck out of a bunch of these predators.
>lorne armstrong
>stanley kendall
>jean pierre wehry
>yazan asfour
>david schumacher
And likely a bunch more. She pretended to be an underage boy and got Stanley to implicate himself in all sorts of disgusting pedo shit, then she revealed herself by showing him her tits and dropping the little boy voice. She basically made Lorne Armstrong fall in love with her, which produced a bunch of drunk phone calls and all sorts of hilarity.

>I like Stephen McDaniel type stuff too...
You need help of some kind.

lmaaaaoooooo

but also I hope the people running this show get murdered

TO THE PLACE
I BELOOOOOOOONG
SEX OFFENDER
DATA BASE

>Yea Forums making fun of pedos
talk about calling the kettle

this chick seems a little messed up and no I don't care about the pedos

not really, because invariably there's some pedo debating people who mock vincent

I need help because I enjoy watching the fat detective frying Stephen like a hotdog on a grill for murdering some innocent lady then getting on then news and talking about it? And on top of that he was a lawyer. He should have known much better. I notice something new every time I watch it and it's usually just background while I work on something else.

What kind of help do I need? Doctor. I like police interviews/interrogations crime documentaries. Fuck me right?

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I think she's a psychologist or some shit who just loves fucking with these shitheads. You should see how much she's fucked with Lorne Armstrong over the years. Hours upon hours of phone calls on YT. She even got him into a long distance relationship with some other girl, also trolling the fuck out of him, by the way, making him believe she's cheating on him with a black doctor.

THE CHATLOG WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

ALMOST HEAVEN
WET VAGINA

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splendid bait.

Yea Forums is the only place on the internet where people will defend the pedos and not laugh at how retarded they are.

It's not healthy to watch hours of psychos chatting about their crimes, dude.

vic as marlboro man edit?

You clearly don't understand the humor in TCaP. Watching interrogations of the dumbest people on the planet is pure comedy.

the decoy kind of mocks him about it, see you in morning if u r alive, and then the next morning, he initiated convo then she was like u alive? lol,
They DGAF if he an hero's before the sting.

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The Stephen McDaniel interview is 2 straight hours of
>yes
>no
>I don't know
>I don't understand
and detectives mocking him

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I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
AS I GO RIGHT MERRILY ALONG

>They DGAF if he an hero's before the sting.
frankly, pedos can an hero without me being sad

is that even illegal?

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They wouldn’t be sad. They don’t want to get sued by the pedo’s family after he an heroes. It’s why NBC stopped the original show.

Where do you even go to talk to kids in chatrooms? Isn't it all discord and snapchat now?

>I take it you've come to deliver the Platinum Cunny?

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if it's just a girl throwing shit and piss in his face then it would be legal.

youtube.com/watch?v=YdW5-uJqCVY
>THE MANY MILES WE WALK
>Vincent: I want you to get a ruler and measure how long the slit is
>Jenna: Huh?
>THE MANY THINGS WE LEARN
>Vincent: Your vagina
>Vincent: I wanna see how small it is
>THE BUILDING OF THE SHRINE
>Jenna: So ur not coming if im too small?
>Vincent: No. I am. But it just means I will need to buy lube if you are to small
>ONLY JUST TO BURN
>*Vincent Dick Pic with toothbrush*
>Vincent: Ok well you tell me
>Vincent: Is it going to be to big
>Vincent: Hello?
>Jenna: You're a good man, Vincent Ambrosio
>THAT'S THE WAY IT IS

>stanley kendall
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Based

I like soft, sensual kissing. I like to make love.

He looked like he was pretty much on death's door in the troll videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=W4deRNFNaxw

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why don't we all sign the condolence book for ol' stanley?

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Vic would have had that kid's kidney out in 3 minutes if Chris hadn't showed up.

ENTRAPMENT BRO
THESE PEOPLE WOULD NEVER FUCK KIDS IF NOT FOR CHRIS HANSEN LURING THEM IN
Also, that fap video is fucking disgusting.

fucking hell, hope he rots.

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It seriously is entrapment, though.

These are the kind of people Yea Forums defends. Always remember that.

>He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the decoys and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. Cunny never sleeps. He says that cunny will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. Cunny never sleeps, says Vincent. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

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based high and mighty user

fuck I love this board.

>you have to be virtue signaling to hate pedos
lmao, pedofaggot

men are fucking pigs

>you can let me smoke your chode
wew lad

snoke

Not the show. Ember trolling people isn't even reported to the police, so it's not entrapment, even if they confess to pedoshit.

>The rule here is total silence. We make no pretence of rehabilitation here. We're not priests, we're processors. A meat packer processes live animals into edible meat. We process dangerous men into harmless ones. This we accomplish by breaking you. Breaking you physically, spiritually and here [taps head]. Strange things happen to the head here. Put all cunny out of your mind, and masturbate as little as possible. It drains the strength.

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What will Pitchfork rate it?

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>that part in The Thing remake where they're in the chopper and Vincent Oliver Klozoff is the thing

We might reach post limit on this thread boys, best one I've been in in a good long time, sometimes it takes a fat pedo cowboy to bring everyone who matters together

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Most of the posts are about the old show, though. Vincent is boring as fuck.

hes a symbol, the TCAP hero we need right now

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Oh CAWD, Kayla, my precious princess! @};-

youtube.com/watch?v=9eePz7rR8qk&t=1s
Truly the best, even after all this time. His fucking phone book sized chatlog is legendary. He was THIS close to getting to show Mr. Penis to his precious princess in person. Oh my CAWD.

NOT A WHOLE LAAAAWT

You might be right about the raw texts between decoy and predator but I don't like just those...
dailymotion.com/video/x59wo9n

Federline from Cleveland show there is so annoying. Good voice actor I guess. "Cody Green" "Cleanest Best Pleasure" guy. I think... Man how I hate that wigger crap so.

>groom this little loli for over a month, generating several harry potter books worth of text
>say you want to marry her
>buy her an expensive bracelet and go to visit her on YOUR BIRTHDAY
>see this 10/10 young looking decoy at the sting house
>score.jpg
>strange that she doesn't want to hug me after all that chat
>at least the massage chair is comfortable
>precum on your cock from all the excitement
>loli slips off the chair and moves away
>chris hansen walks in
>OH CAWD

Shaman was a great talent. He read close to 100 chatlogs, usually in the predator's voice. The Jeff Stacey one is one of his best, especially the Mickey Mouse themed song he made to end the episode.
dailymotion.com/video/x524onj

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>YOU CAN ALWAYS SUCK MY DICK *nasally mickey mouse voice*

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are new episodes even planned. or did chris run off with the money?

youtube.com/watch?v=avvavQYhqNA
Hearing him read Cody Green's full logs really made me wanna punch the guy for once so that must mean he's a good voice actor kek.
I mean he really nailed the wigger stuff. I can hardly stand it on black people but hearing some white trash loser talk like that is nails on a a chalkboard to me.

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Yeah, Cody's insufferable. He does do all the predator voices pretty accurately, which may be a bad thing. That wigger re-offended multiple times.

>flashed his THANG to children and got arrested
ayy lmao

He turned into a fat loser.

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Hansen unequivocally ruined the rabbi's life to this very day. Is Hansen, dare I say, antisemitic?

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If he had in anyway insinuated it might be a problem like with the catholic church he for sure would be considered one by most.
...
no he just caught some rabbi homo pedo