Pictures of you with a celebrity

Kelly is looking pretty rough.

Which one is celebrity?

don't worry, I'd be nervous too if I met Chris Griffin

>tfw I'm older than her
>if we were in the same room i would have the authority
where did it go so wrong lads? Why couldn't just have died at 21

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goddamn that waist is diamond material

You don't have authority in any place you go, stop kidding yourself

Took a picture with lion. He's really down to earth once you get the cameras off him

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I'm so not with it that I never know who any of these douches are in these threads.

based hover hand

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CHIGACHAD DOESN'T LOVE ME

Is she crazy?

I only know this iconic duo

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I was excited to meet her

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what movie?

me and guy fieri

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is woody harrelson your dad?

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After years and years on this site, it never ceases to amuse me when manlets get BTFO.

lol

God, i would do anything to grab ASR waist or any part of her body.

Lol

Jesus Christ, fucking Joe Biden's distant cousin right there

OH NO NO NONONONO

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im sure she appreciated it

omg that's sad

This says a lot about our society

i wish i'd get to meet ron jeremy too

OH NO NO NO NO NO
HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This fucking picture Kek.

kek

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This reminds me of...

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Is this first class?

Ray Romano is killing it

damn you're the same height as miley cyrus who's a womanlet

That guy is not even short.

>Johnny Debt stumbles around begging random women for food
I believe it

Is this Amy Pascal?

>right amount of thicc, smol and hairy

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Were you both on a flight to Flavortown?

it must be nice to be a celebrity when you can dress like white trash and appear hip.

lol'd merrily

pretty chad move honestly. just own it.

Me on the right

he is, I googled she is 1.78m so he must be like 1.6m

guess which I was

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HAHAHAA OH NONONONONO WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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This is an american website pal stop using your fake measurements and talk like a real person

He's grabbing her tit

matey on the right looks glasweigan

Took a photo with crixus

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which one's the celebrity?

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>I was excited to meet her
No need to tell that

So a very tall woman who is probably wearing 5 inches high heels means that that guy is short?

Best Arrow villain

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so cute, she's on her tiptoes

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How fucking high is Nick Cage there

>wearing 5 inch high heels
Why the fuck would anybody wear 5 inch heels? 2 is already hard enough, good job on outing yourself as someone whose never had an interaction with a woman before.

Wish that where me

his toupe died in the 80s

who's the woman standing next to russell brand?

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Yeah man, arrow went to shit after that season

cope harder
she looks like she was on her knees in order to be the same height level as him

me with the blowhole

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goddamn genes are a meme

You See That Guy Over There ?

Yep that's me

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how come I never see Natalie in these threads

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>Why the fuck would anybody wear 5 inch heels?Are you serious? You probably never went to a party before, loser.
And when she stands up she looks 5 inches taller than him, you absolute retard.

How is it Eva tows the line between sultry seductress and refined beauty so well?

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Why does she look like shit here ? It's not like this on her instagram and movies. She looks so tired. Her lips, her puffy face, dark rings, her nose, her skin...

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*sproing*

Wait is Christian Bale based?

yep it's me again

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Dolphined

So white women prefer dolphins and dogs over white boiis lmao

King Richard. Can't you read?

good idea using a scarf to cover your hideous lack of a chin.

kek

>December 2009 in Oslo
>Nobel peace prize ceremony going on
>Working in an office in one of the upper floors of the townhall where the ceremony is supposed to be, but don't have pass to see ceremony
>Go down to grab a smoke in the smoking area
>Obama along with 2 Secret Service guys suddenly comes through the door
>He asks me for a light
>Stand there with Obama for about 5 minutes and smalltalk about how he was supposed to quit smoking, but it's one last celebratory smoke since he won the peace prize

Easily one of the most bizarre moments of my life.

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>Completely claims actress
Chaddest one here desu. Based untermensch. Keanu, take notes

>grabbing her tit
>she is liking it
what a fucking unintentionial autistic chad so fucking based

Jealous

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What happened? How could someone piss Hanks?

Why am I not surprised that’s an American?

...

dis nigga has good taste at least

You have 7 days left

>when she stands up she looks 5 inches taller therefore she must have been wearing 5 inch heels
Yes, because she took her shoes off then put them back on faster than a split second. You're a dipshit.

me on the left

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>dat inverted chin
>those dicksucking lips

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This guy ha a really nice scalp

me warping in the back

he's a coping manlet what do you expect?

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Is he an asshole in person?

Who said anything about taking shoes off?

Her visible disappointment is caused by his lack of eye contact after the pic is taken (not his height). Celebs get annoyed when they are treated like a cardboard cutout, even if it’s due to anxiety

>Johnny Debt
kek

it's that guy from goonies

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Did any celebrities you meet smell nice?

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I have a picture with greg sestero but i look fat in it so it will never see the light of day

how did she smell?
Did she smell nice?

Lol, retard.

which one of you did this? baka senpai

congratulations, you killed Obama a little more

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He might be, but not to me. It was just me, him and the 2 Secret Service guys, but he was very talkative and friendly. Asked my name at the start and shook my hand, then shook my hand again when he had to go.

I liked him, but didn't think he deserved a peace prize for doing absolutely nothing. Didn't tell him that, though.

the one who downloaded it from the internet

>those sunken eyes
JUST

>have the ear of the most powerful person on the planet
>make smalltalk about smoking
Brilliant

I would cum so hard if I were that close enough to smell her.

big if true

Kino

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>that fucking Mario N64 face

Describe it?

top-notes, mid-notes, base-notes etc

>this is the guy telling you to have sex

>"Thanks, I've quit smoking but this is a last celebratory cigarette. If Michelle sees me I probably won't live to accept the prize, haha"
>... Despite making up 13% of the population ... What do you intend to do about that?

He was leading the conversation. I was too fucking struck to start talking politics.

wrong

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I took this picture of Paul Dano after we made a kino movie together.

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Eucalyptus-Juniper and Patchouli

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You should have called him a nigger.

nnnnnnice.

Chief Sitting Bull over here

no one gonna post anna's comment?

Really great gal

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Cute i love Tay Tay.

I imagine he stinks

The most brutal mogging I've ever seen, holy fuck

I met the queen

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go on....

I genuinely don't know if these threads is where we post random guys who are extremely ugly with celebrities as a self-deprecating meme, or if I'm genuinely shitposting with some of the ugliest people I've ever fucking seen in my life.

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What makes you think being that much of a homosexual is socially acceptable in a civilized society?

fucking lol

Based

this is the point where the timelines split. If you had just redpilled obama on the JQ then and there, things could have been different...

is THAT jeccisa alba.
wow shes no averga elooking

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh boooooiiiiiiiii

is that Orlando Florida or the guy from Game of Thrones?

its fake

you guys ever heard that Jim Norton story about sitting next to Nick Cage on the plane?

Watch it, Tay. "Queen" could be considered a slur now.

youtube.com/watch?v=fAKYLTPnRd8

thats some zucc level photography

Damn, never thought I’d see a Yea Forums poster mog T Swift like that

weak shoop

the guy is a cunt irl

Bloom

>s-so you free tomorrow..
>THX FOR THE PIC BRO HEY IT'S TOM CRUISE

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MC Ride and Hugh Mungus?

She’s too old for Leo. Based 50 though...

Wholesome

>P-please just let me rest

Do you think he will masturbate to this picture when he's older?

Me with the wolverine girl

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Holy shit, you have the face of Chris O'Neil when he makes goofy faces in pics. What the fuck

You look like Ryan Gosling’s gay, retarded brother

Me on the TIGHT

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This is such an extreme mogging that it almost loops back around and almost makes the ocarina of time npc looking guy look normal

God I wish that were me

Me on the left

This was an exciting day.

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Its like if chris oneil got the disease roger ebert got

Never seen Stefan smiling

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Nice, you're probably over 6'3 since she's 5'10 and regularly wears 2 inch heels.

ronney?

jupiter's cock

Have sex

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Lebron James?

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whats going on here

My pic is better

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Do you think she masturbates to that photo now?

dis nigga cringing in his own pic

>getting that boob feel in

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Based

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HAHA

Tueres only one race

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>wearing a JAWS shirt
mogging the fuck outta Daisy lel

loved you in inbetweeners

Both look pretty autistic here so it could have been a good match

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>hoverhanding when you could have laid a hand on those hips
You blew it.

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what a fucking chad

I meet Keanu when he was visiting my country and I didnt have my fucking phone on me

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lynda carter

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That big black cock, bros...

>gays are normal people just like you and me!

>that look on his face when the old dude turns around.
>the realization of being a turbo manlet.
>trying not to cry after he gets hit the first time.
>barely being able to lift his onions built arm in an attempt to hit back.
>getting rag dolled by the light swats of an old man.

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it's for the best, don't be one of those assholes who asks celebrities for photos

wow lol holy shit what a bitch

I had a picture of me with black science man from when I visited new york but my cousin’s friend (who took the pic) never sent it to me

is this the aussie behind howto egg yt channel?

Fuckin' kids this days, no respect.

You just know after they snapped that pic that he ravaged that faggot's hole and shot his BBC sperm in his guts.

What's her facial expression called?

This is the reason why she doesn't like being recognised

>taking a picture of yourself getting mogged
I hope none of you do this

the cunny

hes shorter than a woman. what’s not to get?

cute

The one that hasn't hit the wall

The mogging meme is reddit

woof

Who?

ha roastie

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fuck outta here with your retarded measurement unit

if that body language tells you that she's liking it then good lord you are gonna be in trouble some day

rogan

Have sex

loathing

the chad virgin

>that anklet the woman on the left is wearing
kino

She's French.

Have sex.

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ZOOM'd

I finally made it, Yea Forums...

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Most french women only ever come off as trashy sluts tho

this seems too good to be true. is this shopped?

Probably a prescription for aids meds after taking it up the ass from Jew producers for parts. Y'know? like the rest of the whores there.

why is the kid wearing ear muffs?

>oh no someone egged me how embarrassing
>better fucking assault him rofl

i know it's australia and all but still

Severely autistic

Probably autistic

No

Taylor is really nice to her fans

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>someone trying to run errands gets annoyed by a complete stranger who hassles them for a photo
>incels on the internet call her a bitch

Egging someone is battery

what an angel

She could have politely declined the photo instead of having a cry on twitter after taking the photo with him

He doesn't want to listen to her awful music

There's no way Margot Robbie in her 20s right? Even back in Wolf of Wall Street. In her early 30s at minimum?

Am I the obly one who finds this suspicious?

>decline photo
>incel makes a post about it
>gets called a bitch

Sluts, yeah, but wearing Givenchy and going light on the makeup.

It's a movie, retard

so instead she chose to post on twitter and make sure she gets called a bitch by thousands instead of dozens

otherwise internet journalists would have called her a bitch

zoomy violated the nap

more like banter

God I would wife up Abella so fast

Maybe just don't annoy strangers.

Which one is you?

>someone hits you in the back of the head.
>turn around and see some manlet holding a cellphone in your face.
>Ignore him and look like a chump in front of the world.

I bet you voted Sanders.

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This is Jared from justjared

Really REALLY nice

BASED
KEK imagine being this much of a cuck

Anyone who works hard is bound to lean republican, this is a nobrainer.

that fucking honker of a nose

>i'd j-j-j-j-j-just stand there l-l-like a p-p-pussy
I bet you would. That's why you'll never lead a commonwealth country. If someone pulls that shit you need to punch them in their stupid fucking face, or better yet, choke them.

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JUST

She's a celebrity. She doesn't get that privilege. If it bothers her that much though, just pay someone else to pick up her shit.

which one?

Saved and shall be posting this on /fit/

This is why cucks get milkshaked. If the first one had just knocked him out at the very first time, then no one would ever try it again.

kek, plus it's not like he'd refuse the prize because some norwegian user told him it was bullshit

Imagine thinking you're entitled to anything from someone because you saw them in a movie

>Oh, the Jews? You mean the same Jews who are holding my family hostage? Yeah, not gonna happen, friend.

Are you john torode?

Kek, superman has an asscrack nose.

Mogged

I had a dream like this but with Karlie ;___;

It's not an entitlement, its the nature of the beast. If you're going to become internationally known so you can become rich then people are going to act like they know you.

But like I said. If it bothers you that much, pay someone to pick up your shit. That's what I would do. Lots of people out there that would love that extra income.

Brainlet take. Think about it, why do celebs get paid astronomical amounts of money for not a lot of work? Because part of the work is also to accept thw fact that you'll never have a normal life and privacy. They OWE us pictures and autographs and smiles because WE pay them millions for 2 weeks of shooting.

that’s why they’re getting paid so
much. we own those clowns

>lol just never go outside for any reason bro

>right wing niggers can’t handle eggs
Lmao fucking pussies the lot of you

they can buy their own outside

>ywn carry taytay off into the sunset for tender love making

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At least Yea Forums gives out advice it lives by.

me getting an autograph from Emma

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I don't have a picture but I fucked Charlyne Yi years ago. It was a different time

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Based Jean knew how to deal with dirty hipsters

he's british, this pic was taken for dkr when they used Trump Tower

looksmatched in 2020

You've posted that story before

She is literally built for sex

>not squeezing her ass

ChadBro!!!!

going straight for the boob

I have. It's one of my greatest achievements, beyond inevitably killing myself this year

she cute

nogged

based zoomer

>hoverhand

>*sound of everyone in the thread cringing at once*

You can go outside and if you want privacy, there are plenty of places that will gladly keep out anyone that's not pulling down a six figure income.

That place isn't going to be CVS though.

Story aside. She's pretty cute when she wants to be.

This, honestly. They live like fucking literal royalty because they're millionaires from "acting" every once in a while, it's fucking ridiculous. They don't deserve any sympathy for shit like this.

Is that Deathgrips?

She was picking up herpes medicine

absolutely based

>that bulge

Senpai hide yo boners before meeting your idols

lol

so this is how all the gay henryposters look like huh

what was the occasion?

>Nobel prize
>not in Stockholm
Nice larp fog. Here’sa a (You)

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So fucking pale HNNNNNG

>femanon here

>for dkr
Commonly known as "The Batman Movie"

You unironically are entitled to it. It's part of their job.

>he lets himself get hit by eggs
not everyone has an egg fetish bro

Was this pre short hair Miley? Gods she was hot then.

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