>Seth Meyers’s massive crush on Rihanna finally came full circle last week, when the duo embarked on an afternoon of day drinks, cunnilingus advice sessions, and makeovers for our entertainment. It was one of the most enjoyably dirty late-night segments in recent memory, which gets even more amusing when you realize the behind-the-scenes hustle that went on at NBC to make it happen. As Meyers told Variety in a new interview, Late Night had to convince the network to air a mid-week rerun and cancel a new taping to accommodate the shoot (which lasted about three hours), since there was no way Meyers could return to work in his inebriated state.
look, all I’m saying is that if I worked as a writer on Late Night with Seth Meyers, I wouldn’t go around stating it publicly
Nathan Rodriguez
>Lusting over some oil sheik's sloppy seconds
Caleb Hall
Completely understandable
Cooper Perry
>buy girl hundreds of dollars in drinks >let her put makeup on you >sing karaoke and dance for her and her snapchat friends
Is this what betas do when they try to fuck a girl?
Aiden Hernandez
Rihanna's net worth is probably half a billion. Why why she be fucking sheikhs? She's like a female Leo, she probably just smokes weed and uses sex toys
Lincoln Green
No way her net worth is anywhere near half a billion.
Henry Clark
I think I just saw a thing that put her as one of the richest female musical artists in the world. She has a makeup line.
Blake Perry
>Seth crushing on a woman sure buddy
Jordan Barnes
>Rihanna's net worth is probably half a billion. Why why she be fucking sheikhs?
Because why make half a billi when you can make a billi more?
Jayden Perry
yes. Even guys who try to reject "game" have their own concept of what it takes to fuck a women. This is called "beta game".
Samuel Garcia
>Seth had to convince the studio to let him get the biggest guest he's had in a while Doubt
She made half a billi off the Fenty shit just a few years ago
Ethan Moore
>Rihanna's net worth is probably half a billion. Why why she be fucking sheikhs? Your causality is wrong. She fucks sheiks, thus she’s worth half a billion.
Michael Collins
I like thicc Rihanna
Kevin Cruz
She doesn’t need those towel wearing betas, she’s worth her money off her clothes, make up and music
Austin Torres
>Seth Meyers still has a show Now there's some shocking news.
Camden Cox
>billionaire from fucking guys >doesnt even know about her own businesses
I mean, i can get not liking her music, but that bitch really rich on her own. You just seem not to know about it.
Grayson Bennett
I'd be very impressed if you had a whole folder of just Stone Cold reaction images
There are many sources to support this. She gave it to Chris Brown which is why he beat her and she didn't press charges. It was the only way he'd agree to keep her secret.
He's clearly gay if he's at a Rihanna concert, what a fucking waste
Jason Torres
I've always been confused as to why guys say they're sexually attracted to Rihanna even though she's ugly. Then my bestfriend who always talked about having a crush on Rihanna came out as gay. From that day, I realised all men who say they have a crush on Rihanna are closeted gay men who don't realise she's ugly. So, actually, you're the faggot.
