JUMPSCARE BAD
JUMPSCARE BAD
Josiah Morgan
Ryan Rogers
Stop.
Tyler Diaz
Evan Garcia
What's the best part about this is that OP is literally doing every single thread manually from his phone. Every single one.
No bot, not even copy paste text or anything, literally typing on his phone, attaching a picture from his folder, clicking on a two or three store fronts and posting. And sometimes he posts both from his computer AND his phone, depending on if he reset the router from the ban 5 minutes ago. And the thread always gets deleted about 12 posts in with him greentexting anyone who posts in it. And he still does it 8 hours per day minimum the entire day.
A sight to behold.
Gabriel Reyes
>A sight to behold
>just another autist
We literally have one of these every other week, summerfag.
I think you need to go back.
William Adams
Christian Barnes
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Parker Peterson
Okay reddit retard
Gabriel Campbell
Juan Carter
BASED AND ROBUST RETARD
Isaiah Rogers
based, you can see OP absolutely screeching in the (You)'s already
Charles Myers
Based jumpscare bad tranny.
Landon Jenkins
Colton Murphy
this thread is posted multiple times a day every day, retard
Liam Green
horror movies of any type are crap and not kino (antikino)
Julian Evans
Yup, it's quite a sad sight to see really. Worst part about it is that OP thinks he's real smooth IRL, and a grand manipulator.
Jack Collins
Christopher Moore
Its multiple people doing it
Justin Cruz
more like
Jumpscare good
Nicholas Bennett
Thomas Walker
more than likely two discord tranny zoomers
Carter Morris
We literally have one of these every other week as in we literally have a new autistc faggot spamming something every other week, you idiot.
Dylan Brooks
given the amount of autists on this board trying to simulate real human interaction, I'm surprised there aren't more.
Jacob Edwards
Austin Wood
SEETHING
Levi Hall
They're worse than autists, trannies.
Anyways, post more spiderman
Levi Allen
Christ, you sound like an NPC
Lincoln Jones
Brandon Martinez
People who hate jumpscares usually have watched so many horror movies that they are now completely desensitized to them.
Jose Anderson
These threads still get replies and people have the gall to act like OP is the autistic one.
Eli Lopez
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
John Thomas
Cameron Diaz
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little soijak thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" bearded feels guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about horror movies. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic soifag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "JUMPSCARE BAD SLOW BURN ATMOSPHERIC GOOD." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
Benjamin Clark
Personally I don't have a gall. I don't even know what that means. But I've seen a documentary on the gulf war, if it's related.
Oliver Lewis
Idk that sounds pretty baste to me, fammie
Ryan Morris
Could you COPE any harder? Lol!
Lincoln White
Ryan Williams
Go beep-boop somewhere else, NPC.
Nathan Brooks
nobody:
literally nobody:
OP: JUMPSCARE BAD
Nicholas Rogers
>I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen
Fucking lost too soon. What happened to me? Am I getting old? Used to read these with a straight face till the very end.
Austin Sullivan
Jacob Ramirez
OP utterly destroyed. Christ.
Lucas Morales
based
Lincoln Perry
homo
Ian Torres
Based qt from twitter
Cameron Hernandez
this thread is so terrible i think op gave me cancer
Ian James
Juan Scott
>You're soi if you don't enjoy horror movies that can't think of any other method to scare the audience besides sudden loud noises or erratic movements after a moment of silence
Any sensible person accepts that a jump scare here and there can add to a horror movie if well done. Critizing the over reliance on cheap, contextless jumpscares which has been a regerettable trend in recent years doesn't make one soi, though.
Bentley Miller
Benjamin Adams
John Bailey
No, but thank you for replying to my post anyway user.
Camden Lewis
>/>117092331
Again ?
Chase Gomez
Nicholas Ramirez
>JUMPSCARE GOOD
William Ramirez
Dylan Jackson
>taking OP's bait seriously
user I
Samuel Jackson
-> to reddit
Nicholas Sullivan
Luke Jones
Juan Gonzalez
whats he gonna say?
wheres he lookin?tghese are the mysteries
Isaac Baker
You first, NPC. You know Reddit better than I ever could.
Adrian Bennett
Leo Watson
As long as redditors are triggered, I support it.
James Carter
I know man, I know.
Anthony Watson
Tyler Anderson
Adrian Bell
*breathes in*
Jordan Morales
>You first, NPC. You know Reddit better than I ever could.
Jack Young
>this post
OH NONONONONONONONONONO
Joseph Nelson
>le cheap jumpscares argument
We've been making fun of people like you for more than a year, go back
Easton Rivera
Nolan Reed
HERE IT COMES
Joshua Watson
>We
go back
Cooper Ross
TOURETTE SYNDROME (TS OR SIMPLY TOURETTE'S) IS A COMMON NEURODEVELOPMENTAL DISORDER WITH ONSET IN CHILDHOOD,[4] CHARACTERIZED BY MULTIPLE MOTOR TICS AND AT LEAST ONE VOCAL (PHONIC) TIC. THESE TICS CHARACTERISTICALLY WAX AND WANE, CAN BE SUPPRESSED TEMPORARILY, AND ARE TYPICALLY PRECEDED BY AN UNWANTED URGE OR SENSATION IN THE AFFECTED MUSCLES. SOME COMMON TICS ARE EYE BLINKING, COUGHING, THROAT CLEARING, SNIFFING, FACIAL MOVEMENTS AND WOJAKPOSTING.
OBSESSIVE–COMPULSIVE DISORDER (OCD) IS A MENTAL DISORDER IN WHICH A PERSON FEELS THE NEED TO PERFORM CERTAIN ROUTINES REPEATEDLY (CALLED "COMPULSIONS"), OR HAS CERTAIN THOUGHTS REPEATEDLY (CALLED "OBSESSIONS").[1] THE PERSON IS UNABLE TO CONTROL EITHER THE THOUGHTS OR ACTIVITIES FOR MORE THAN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.[1] COMMON COMPULSIONS INCLUDE HAND WASHING, COUNTING OF THINGS, SÔYPOSTING AND CHECKING TO SEE IF A DOOR IS LOCKED.[1] SOME MAY HAVE DIFFICULTY THROWING THINGS OUT.[1] THESE ACTIVITIES OCCUR TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT THE PERSON'S DAILY LIFE IS NEGATIVELY AFFECTED.[1] THIS OFTEN TAKES UP MORE THAN AN THIRTY HOURS A DAY.[2] MOST ADULTS REALIZE THAT THE BEHAVIORS DO NOT MAKE SENSE.[1] THE CONDITION IS ASSOCIATED WITH TICS, ANXIETY DISORDER, AND AN INCREASED RISK OF SUICIDE.
Landon Hall
this, sounds so fucking cringe and obvious it HURTS.
Justin Brown
oh no, it's le reddit bogeyman. Imagine letting something like that live rent-free in your mind for so long. No wonder you're a permavirgin.
Mason Hernandez
Noah Lopez
Hahahahaha omg i get it
His like, mouth is open
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ian Williams
Jonathan Rogers
Evan Allen
And you are here 24/7 and notice this. Lmao, you're more pathetic than OP
Kevin Scott
>oh no, it's le reddit bogeyman. Imagine letting something like that live rent-free in your mind for so long. No wonder you're a permavirgin.
Ethan Powell
Itt op posts himself
Nolan Carter
Stop posting selfies in Yea Forums, user. You're not famous enough for anyone to care about you.
Kayden Hill
Singles and op dies
Landon King
>implying there's any difference between Yea Forums and reddit aside from anonimity
I'd like you to argue with this. Literally impossible.
Jeremiah Taylor
the sad part is op literally cant stop, their brain cannot comprehend not posting this garbage
sage
Jason Jenkins
Ffs you niggers just stop posting in his thread, let him speak to himself.
Inb4 "b-but you just posted here"
Brayden Thompson
Omfg you le completely destroyed le op with this epic roast lemme post this on /r/murderedbywords my good sir
Jayden Gomez
Absolutely based never stop
Connor Phillips
>no ears
Robert Peterson
cmon OP more open mouth pics more greentexts you're slacking go go go
James Bell
For one Yea Forums doesn't have an upvote system to easily censor opinions you disagree with
Jose Mitchell
DROP THOSE DIGITS
Sebastian Gomez
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BAM!
>AH! WHAT A SCARE! HOHO
Aiden Richardson
Good lord I bet you people unironically call people newfags when they jokingly reply to the "turn 360 degrees and walk away" line with "you'd be facing the same direction idiot" and feel superior because you heard of babbies first meme.
Michael Gonzalez
He does this around the same time, in every thread. It's actually quite fascinating.
Like he times when to create the thread, how many pictures to post in a particular time-frame, when to take a short break, and when to resume posting.
There is some kind of methodology to all of this.
Michael Morales
Hunter Roberts
Okay. So that's two differences, but that's about it.
Austin Nguyen
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Robert Kelly
very slow burn, atmospheric post
Colton Price
this he's litterly monotoring and watching op fuck Yea Forums like a cuck
Justin Davis
No way to shill money to a post/tread you agree with to get it more attention.
"I just had my ovaries removed! Fuck having kids!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind strangers!"
Chase Peterson
Okay, that's three differences total, but that's about it. So nothing essentially.
Isaiah Brooks
>still so much salt from redditards
Brandon Davis
nice digits user
Adrian Roberts
There's also the fact that Reddit is more conservative, with classic belief systems. They're comfortable with masculinity and femininity, while most people on Yea Forums are bluepilled, and LGBTQ+ and new-wave in their beliefs.
Bentley Rodriguez
if its not the op its still some other neet mentally ill loser that does nothing but ruin things and deserves to be called out and shunned
Dylan Cooper
Agreed. Reddit feels like the male if we consider Yea Forums the female.
Evan Richardson
True. Not as much tranny worship on reddit as on 4channel.
Landon Howard
I'm often accused of phone posting this thread, that means I can post while at work, school, or doing social things or whatever.
Jayden Lee
Yup.
Reddit = Masculinity, belief in family values, Logic
Yea Forums = Emotional, hippy-esque, unorganized
Lincoln Miller
BANE? :--DDD
Adrian Diaz
So what if Yea Forums is more left-leaning and diversity friendly? It's still a fun place to hang out.
Reddit sounds boring desu.
Gabriel Morris
not OP but this is literally me
Elijah Cruz
It's not boring. It has a nice sense of structure to it. Each post feels slightly more authentic and important, since it's not anonymous. But they're just more redpilled which may trigger some people.
That being said, I've seen a lot of left-leaning people on Reddit too, just not as much.
Jordan Diaz
>whats he gonna say?
The n-word.
Nolan Kelly
>checks r transpassing
>doubt.jpg
Nathaniel Torres
>Dude what if we pretent the site's beliefs are switched hahaha okay this is based, this is deep
Isaac Flores
>got you triggered
YESS YES YES YESSSS I WINNNN hahahaha, I knew you'd eventually fall for it!
YESSSS
Aaron Young
based
Hunter Rodriguez
cringe
based and redpilled
Connor Moore
Stop posting candlejack you will cur
Jaxson Bell