Love it, hate it, Alita isn't going anywhere.
Btw, she has a better ass than almost every modern woke actress (incl. Brie)
Love it, hate it, Alita isn't going anywhere
Julian Hill
Brandon Perez
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives
Leo Cook
Fuck off faggot bobody cares about this garbage movie saged
Dominic Evans
is alita cute and funny i can't sleep at night because i'm not sure
Adrian Hernandez
qte
Nathaniel Sullivan
now these are the quality threads I look for when I arrive on Yea Forums for my daily dose of retard juice. keep em coming user!
Justin Perry
Literally zero ass
Evan Gonzalez
It's a cute ass tho
Josiah Gonzalez
Easton Reyes
Oliver Phillips
Reminder the alita discord is ran by an incel SJW discord tranny that hates Yea Forums.
Dominic Jones
>it's not a baboons ass so it's flat
Jordan Lewis
Landon Brooks
All ur ass are belong to us
Kayden Jenkins
She certainly isn't going anywhere especially to Alita 2
Dylan Evans
t. nigger
Levi King
Floplita
Ian Harris
Don't give a shit about the story I only watched it because I have a leather fetish
Ethan Reyes
Gavin Smith
Based
Nicholas Martinez
Based Disney funding Alita 2.
Anthony Martin
Best case scenario they have the same amount of ass, sorry.
That being said, Alita a cute. I'm sad about what happened to her.
Evan Young
>he doesn’t understand 5 inch high heels are designed to make ass look bigger and perkier
Pee comes from the balls user.
Gavin Powell
They're both acute.
Camden Hall
Fuck off back alitrannies
Jackson Watson
>designed
Wrong. That's just an added benefit.
But body weight fluctuates. While her ass has always been on the small side, that famous picture with the rough unisex outfit made things seem worse than they are.
youtube.com
Her ass after the 7:00 mark looks good, regardless of heels.
Gabriel Powell
How are you faggots enjoying /trash/? HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Jose Lopez
is this in the big negatives then?
Nathaniel Wood
I don't believe you
Jacob Turner
Why is Disney trying to recommend I travel to Russian occupied territory as my closest theater?
I know alitafags have heavy overlap with /k/, but this is pretty ridiculous.
Thomas Howard
asslita
Chase Fisher
It's just a flat ass
Lucas Wood
They are all trannies or tranny 'allies'.
/alita/ threads were nothing more than an assault on Yea Forums from outsiders.
Not even the Yea Forums weebs liked the Alita movie, because it was fucking awful.
Those threads were so embarrassing they put /mlp/ to shame.
Juan Lewis
lel
All discords are run by trannies, by definition. More importantly, all discords are ran by Discord Inc.
Anthony King
>Flat ass
To the /trash/ where she belong
Easton Walker
New instruction to marvelfags: You love alitafags now. Disney is the distributor now, remember?
Jacob Stewart
Luis Thomas
>hdrip
>still have stupid watermarks everywhere
it's not fucking FAIR
James Martinez
The Blu ray comes in a month. You all ordered four, right?
Chase Rivera
So, in the magna, her name is Gally. Everyone says her name is very masculine, but to me, Gally is a very feminine sounding name. But nips pronounce their l's as r's. That means that her name should actually be Gary.
Leo James
1 for watch
1 for collect
1 for display stare at it
1 for cuddle with it on bed
Elijah Wood
What if the author wanted to name her "Geri", but the spelling is like "Gally" for the moonchinks?
Kayden Morgan
Wouldn't it sound more like "Girly"?
Andrew Rodriguez
i cant be the only one who wants to like this movie but cant get over the bug-eyed hideous design right?
Dominic Hall
4k uhd preorder my dude
Colton Kelly
somebody link alita discord?
plz
Adam White
"4"? You mean "all", right?
Jaxson Cruz
think of it as Galley thats more or less how they pronounce it
Alexander Ramirez
youtu.be
1:06
Sounds like Gah-reee. Japanese r sounds have a soft roll, I can see where someone might thing she is named gary or geri
Jose Clark
Then she should have been called Jelly.
How the hell is Girly masculine name?
Matthew Peterson
It's easy to find on 4plebs.
Alexander Hughes
>Gary: Battle Angel
I like it.
Logan Ross
thank you
Juan Russell
Why they make her look like a literally child? This is wrong on so many levels
Oliver Sanchez
Best kino.
Robert Young
Jordan Barnes
Alita is incel, she never had pussy.
Lucas Morales
Michael Lopez
As long as a woman has a mouth, she works.
Daniel Clark
Joshua Harris
>Alita is incel, she never had pussy.
She's anatomically correct.
Not sure about the womb part tho. But, considering we already have the tech for artificial womb, a cyber uterus is not too farfetched.
Tyler Roberts
Let's colonize Jupiter
Cooper Rogers
HOW COME THERE STILL ISN'T A TORRENT FOR THIS SHIT? FFS SAKE IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE IT WAS RELEASED.
Parker Nelson
There was a rip based on Video-on-Demand, but it also has ads on it.
That novelization is basically licensed fan fiction.
Dominic Diaz
retard
Chase Bennett
WHERE IS THE HIGH QUALITY RIP THEN 'EXPERT', 'NON RETARD'?
WHY IS THIS TAKING LONGER THAN ANY OTHER FILM FOR THE HD TORRENT?
EXPLAIN AWAY 'CLEVER MAN'
>There was a rip based on Video-on-Demand, but it also has ads on it.
HENCE THE SCREENCAPS, WAITING FOR THE 4K HDR DOLBY VISION FLAC AUDIO THOUGH, M8O.
Parker Clark
Grayson Morris
Austin Reed
It doesnt work thatway. Theres no shill for alita
Josiah Sanders
Reminder
Kevin Cook
>Reminder
Levi Davis
Imagine defending an actress who loathes you because you're such a faggot
Andrew Edwards
know your place Alita fags
Justin Bennett
>t:seething marvel fag
David Evans
>t: seething marvel fag
Wyatt Butler
actual reminder
Evan Diaz
I didn't even know about that. Yikes.
Kevin Hughes
Cameron Russell
invite/T5DWmgn
Elijah Carter
Actual reminder
Jason Nelson
What if I told you I defend every single franchise on this board, even the objectively bad ones
Cope faggit.
Nathaniel Peterson
Her ass is the least of my worries really, her face looks like a mix of Joseph Gordon levitt ad Heath Ledger. You'd have to pay me to bang that bitch.
Kevin Phillips
>You'd have to pay me to bang that bitch.
You have to pay people for not automatically throwing moldy vegetables at your face when you step out of your makeshift NEET coffin
Bentley Johnson
What's up Brie
Owen Hill
The glass ceiling. Except it isn't.
Brody Thompson
Alita crashes through a glass ceiling. Except from above. Trope subverted.
Joshua Kelly
>Trope subverted.
An outdated gimmick that I couldn't defend even in TLJ, regardless of my desire. Also, this clever back and forth we're having is extremely cringe worthy, but you must have felt it by now.
Lincoln Lee
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize this was a conversation for two people.
I didn’t even think about it when I saw the movie - just occurred to me now.
Chase Myers
>Oh sorry, I didn’t realize this was a conversation for two people.
I hope so, otherwise it would be even more pathetic. And your movie is okay btw. I'm not the one spewing inaccuracies left and right.
My gimmick is to correct people on what they're wrong about and it's fun.
Jackson Fisher
Yes it was just my “shower thought” on seeing you guys talk about Brie vs Alita. Not particularly interesting observation, I know. Guess the other guy left.
Gavin Martin
This movie is trash and you’re a faggot
Camden Garcia
> Brie vs Alita
That I am in support of Brie doesn't mean I'm against Alita. But the way this board casually turns on actors/franchises at a flip of a coin is annoying.
>pre-GoT season 8
Oh my god! I'm so glad that bitch Emilia had an aneurysm, I hope she dies kek!
>post-GoT season 8
Oh my god! I love Emilia! Top waifu best waifu!!!
>pre-Captain Marvel
What a talented actress Brie is! I wanna suck on her bosom!
>post-Captain Marvel
Dude what a cunt lmao also fungus feet!
>pre-Alita
Rodriguez? You mean that dishonest Tarantino tier hack? You must be crazy bro!
>post-Alita
Did you see that movie? What a true auteur the director is? Who run the world? Alita chads, that's who!
It's all comical to me at this point, but I'll continue to call it out whenever I get the opportunity.
Brayden Barnes
Of course
Mason White
You're just gay
Julian Clark
no one wants that manufactured fake star
Nolan Cruz
>everyone has already forgotten about it
Truly revolutionary, this was
Joseph Diaz
She has a boyfriend. Imagine being so gay you find her unattractive
Charles Watson
That's funny because last I checked your virginity general was nuked off of this board fucking faggots
Jace Collins
>was nuked
Normal Tuesday.
David Jackson
How did this have worse CGI than Avatar?
Carson Nguyen
i want to like it but the only torrent i've found so far has, i think, chinese urls bouncing around the screen like fucking pong. also it looks blurry, like it was shot on an older model iphone over someone's shoulder in mongolia.
Michael Green
Ha, her face really does!
Underrated post, user.
Xavier Harris
Can't go anywhere when you're already in the trash.
Tyler Sanders
Alita is for Mexican cocks not white boiis
Landon Davis
Thats an easy skip right there
Lincoln Davis
The VOD rip is less yellow and blurry, but still has ads on it.
I never got on any of those bandwagons, thank goodness. Except the Alita train. Choo choo.
Jacob Cruz
Those were the days...
when Yea Forums loved /ALITA/
Ethan Campbell
Adam Brown
i wanna drink my dear
Luis Taylor
Jaxon Phillips
i'm sorry but alita fans are a bit cringe
Owen Perry
Shitlita.
Cameron Myers
Us too.
Aiden Perez
Normiebook is actually the least normal place
Blake Hill
not sure which Swayze character that is, but I want it to be Dalton