I've dusted your keyboard and replaced your poop bucket, user

>I've dusted your keyboard and replaced your poop bucket, user.

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ok time for my morning drink, take your panties off

She was the best part of the first season.
Prove me wrong

Fridge

Alright, gag me with your pantyhose and get on my back; we'll do a few laps outside

Why won't Hollywood hire Alexandra Breckenridge?

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You're not my regular maid. Where's my latex khazar?

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Not a single soul would argue against that statement though

What's a Khazar maid without milkers though?

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Is this considered the epitome of maid kino?

To be honest that's probably Colleen Camp in Clue

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Either this, or that old movie with the blonde chick with massive juggling tits

Brother!

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Literally should've been a breakout role. She's Amber Heard but a better actress

>maid
>acts assertive
cucks ruining a good idea

You are correct though

This

>alley oop for the quads
>gets it
nice

“i finished now are you gonna rub my feet like you promised”

name a more patrician fetish than french maids

pro-tip: you can't

Thank you. May I lick your feet and ass right now?

You can't go wrong with French Maid but Indian and School Girl absolutely shit on French Maid

school girl

CATHOLIC schoolgirl

mormon schoolgirl

girl scouts

Cheerleader aka the Charlie Sheen Special

Nurse

Pedophiles!? On MY Yea Forums!?!?

>panties

Why do mutts speak like toddlers?

We're talking about 18 year old schoolgirls.

Secretary

still teenagers

>Pedophiles
Ephebophilies

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Anne Frank roleplay.

Go to shop and get me fags and brekky lad

I want to fuck an actual 16 year old schoolgirl but make her wear like thigh boots and fetish gear and give her a taste of some bondage.

Legal for me to do in my country by the way :^)

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>basing your morals on laws
yikes

>bringing morals into the conversation

Yikes

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Thank you. Now let's switch clothes and let me clean your anus with my tongue.

Hey that's Aram from Blacklist, funny seeing him without a beard.

Jesus fucking Christ she was so hot

>i'm over 30 but it's hot if i pretend to be a kid
This is stupid. She'd be hot in anything, so why do something stupid?

based

schoolgirl obliterates it

m'lady please remove your knickerbockers!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY KEYBOARD YOU DUMV WHIRE IVE BEN ACUMULATING KEYBOARD CRUST FOR YEAAARS YEAARS YOU WHOOOOREEEEREEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call them?

Underoos

snifflewiffles

1/20th of american horror story is lowkey kino. i am 100% sure this show was created as an excuse just to shoot ridiculous scenes like the maid and this

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men of taste, all of you

She's your maid you fag, why are you asking for permission?

>being permitted to serve Best Emma as her foot slave bitch
HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM

I want to worship her feet while wearing her uniform

Refuses to suck

desu i agree that panties is weirdly infantalising. just call them pants, female cut trousers aren't trouseries or some shit

>I want to worship her feet
>>being permitted to serve Best Emma as her foot slave bitch

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>desu i agree that panties is weirdly infantalising. just call them pants, female cut trousers aren't trouseries or some shit
>Why do mutts speak like toddlers?
>m'lady please remove your knickerbockers!
>snifflewiffles
>Underoos

retarded britfags

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sexy prison guard cavity checker

in australia we call them the pants down under

>Slaves get nothing.
Here's where she's wrong.

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>saying trousers unironically

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You know that undergarments are not called “pants” in America, right? That’s what you wear on the outside.