Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks

>I will take a hat and sunglasses, just in case!

Nothing worse than when a young lady is too dim to appreciate your flirtatious banter. Makes me pretty upset desu, like who even raised these dumb sluts?

>Farewell, my friend! Heh!

He doesn't even hand her the flowers in the clip

i dont know you and i dont care to know you

>Plenty of fish in the sea for me

Being autistic is the worst possible curse. Even good looks and wealth can't get an autismo success with women.

>Oh well! Plenty of more fish in the sea for meeee.
Always cracks me up. Nothing's more wholesome while also funny than watching autists date and eventually find someone. The British one where the girl brings along her facial expression cue cards is the best.

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

>AH HA! A gentleman never tells.

Spoiler alert: they're birch trees

it seems we've both got autism, haven't we?

yep

WHY DID HE KEEP THE FLOWERS FOR ?

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Needed to assert dominance and point out that he's not just going to shower her in gifts

lmfao

>oblivion music starts playing

Your eyes are as sneed as chuck's feed

We know you are

>I have to pay you compliments. Like, for example... Let me think of an example of what a compliment is. You've got... Let me think. It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks.
Get the quote right.

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Jeez have sex sweetie

>your eyes are as brown as a nigger
wtf?

What could be more alpha than vocalising your thought process out loud?

>even autistic girls want chad

>Hello, we haven't been prop-
>NO
>...erly introduced before

Real talk, im kind of jelous of his ability to go out and say stupid shit like this. I dont think im autistic but i freeze up so badly next to girls, i wish i had some of that game.
He's going to make it

The mudcrabs in ESO are unironically more fearsome than most of the radiant enemies you find in the world.

Link me up user

youtube.com/watch?v=7no7KGKaBhk

It's not "game", user. It's lack of self-awareness due to autism. Person should be self-aware to a degree. Problem is when it becomes crippling.

>i'm jealous of his lack of social awareness

The best is Daniel's proposal but it's not on Youtube

I wish I could find it. I remember that the dude was pretty high-functioning, he had a job at an office where he was liked and everything.

I want to fuck Daniel's fiancee

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Have you heard of the High Elves?

Daniel is absolutely insufferable
Even the nigress with Tourettes is more bearable

I can't get past the way she turns to him at 2 seconds. She must have put up with so much shit to get to that stage - she's like 'oh god what the fuck is he doing now'

>Well, it was just an idea...

BY AZURA

do you want, little bit, fuck off??

He's ugly. That's all. Wealth can make up for your ugliness. But if you don't have neither beauty nor money, you're fucked.

Yeah... that was probably it...

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FAREWELL MY FRIEND (hehe)

It's just an idea

kek

>no smug alice GF

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the look in her eyes is great

>your eyes... are as brown as the trees
>no, no, no
>stands up and t-poses
heh

delight. simply delight!

WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE.

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>farewell my friend hahaha
unironically Chad as fuck

>What?
thot: begoned

>Well Alice it seems we both got autism, haven't we
>Yep
>Well, that's good to know

what's this? a king charles cavalier spaniel? of course it is, i can tell

>go on
>I'm waiting patiently
*whistles incoherent tune*

thats the one that gets me everytime

perfection

youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

Where can I find a girl like Alice?

I didnt know i wanted this till you posted the picture with that connection. She has an extremely face-fuckable-face. Like i really genuinely want to shove my cock in and out of her mouth watching her gag and cough while tears start to stream down her face ruining her cheap make up

Have sex, autist.

He forgot to bribe. That's the easiest way to get the 2nd date quest.

plenty more fish in the sea for him

get married

FLYYYYYIN
FLYIN IN THE SKYYYYYY
CLIFF RACEY FLY SO HIIIIIIGH
FLYYYYIIIIIIN

There's one episode with some middle aged woman who has a face like the elephant man, and she turns down some normie middle aged generic dude because he's not her type.

'Confidence' is not an intrinsic good.
This is why normies are normies. They lack personality/strength of character, and think they can compensate by bluffing 24/7. It's also why most people are fucking losers.

Someone post that buff chad

It's a good job he looked up and saw a tree instead of down where the mud and dog poo are.

our guy

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That's when she realized she's not actually autistic. She just wanted attention and sympathy.

you're an incel, why aren't you dating someone hideous right now? beggars cant be choosers right?

Where do I find autistic women IRL? They have a trillion males messaging them 24/7 on dating apps, so those aren't a option, and I presume most of them dislike nightclubs for the same reason autistic males dislike them

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See if there's any Autistic clubs/meetups near you. You just have to tell them you're Autistic then they'll let you join.

>you're an incel, why aren't you dating someone hideous right now? beggars cant be choosers right?
are you really an incel if you don't even try that would make you a volcel

Couldn't find any, what now?
Honestly think I'd have more success trying to pick up women on a street corner.

If he was attractive and said the exact same thing in a charismatic way it would be seen as quirky and funny instead of autistic

Based, his mom looked like she was hot when younger

Of course it is........I can tell.

tfw no aspie gf
youtube.com/watch?v=oh2Ta8IlFPE&t=

autists are not human, they don't have motions, they just mimic them.

literally indistinguishable from normal females

being hyperaware is worse than having no awareness

When will this meme end?

This line is not uttered once in the entirety of Oblivion

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At first. Eventually, you become an UberChad when you learn to control it.

cute

based autist

this. i doubt she even has it. just wants attention like any old WHORE

no autistic weeb gf

youtube.com/watch?v=YS04IKvohqg

Fuck you. How could you possibly be so cruel- even as a joke- to someone with mental illness? What is to be gained from even joking about being so cruel to another person?

try tinder

some of the more desperate/weird ones will message you first, provided you are decent enough looking

Well yeah if he didn't have autism it wouldn't be autism would it

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This literally never happens.

>provided you are decent enough looking

Based autist

I work at a dollar store and I love when these guys come in. Everything is like they're seeing it for the first time.
>"..Reese's PIECES? YOU GUYS NEVER HAVE THESE, THOUGH! OH MY GOD!"
>"THAT'S CHARLIE CHESWICK'S GAME A CARDS RIGHT THERE!"

I mean I'm not gonna lie and say I get like multiple women popping up to me daily

but you definitely get a fair amount who make the first move

as said, don't be a fuckin goblin and/or have an autistic sperg of a bio

damn I thought it was a straight audio rip from the game

A boner.

I am, though. Tinder is just rigged, like all these shitty apps.

Virtually no one looks at bios before matching, especially women.

nah, it still sounds so bad it would give off bad signals even if you're a hot autist like me
looks only go so far, if they smell the tism it's still a big blow

Something on your mind, goldenrod?

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I’m surprised they aren’t just keeping quiet and avoiding eye contact...haha

ARRGGHHH

How can whitey compete? youtube.com/watch?v=3rYM9c-maPU

>hurr durr autism
You will NEVER be this chad
youtu.be/z1BvQrdk7sM

files.
catbox.moe/l5hq39.webm

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A+ reaction image choice.

>aauuuhhh *yawn*

poor fucking guy. deserves a lot better than that used up warpig

youtube.com/watch?v=9hinca3VS_E