Seriously..what the hell is wrong with you spider-man fans?

>picture of someone fully clothed in jeans
>wtf why are they sexualizing her

I thought that they were transadult, so the degenerates can finally do what they want to him without fear of judgment.

We live in a society

>We want more women in these movies!
>But NOT attractive women because t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶I̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶ they're being sexualized!

>it's not creepy to sexualise aunt may but it is creepy for spidey/mysterio
why?!

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yea, and mj is niggualized

because faggotry is sinful

Any complaining that women do about sexualization and all the other Anita Sarkeesian whining points can be boiled down to "I feel threatened by women more attractive or otherwise more desirable than myself, be they real women or fictional women, which results in me being inwardly scared and outwardly angry."

>caring about d*sney's fanfic when pic related exists

Unironically a more faithful spidey adaptation and better story than anything made on film.

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Aunt MoMay

yea like that time Doc Ock took the place of uncle ben. haha great .

>media does X
>media: "YOU MUST APOLOGISE FOR DOING X"
Every time

Earth-92131 had Dr Otto Octavius as a mentor to Peter Parker. Also he wasn't the role of Uncle Ben you idiot.

Please don't use "spider-man fans"

People that like the character are losers with superiority complex, and we hate when MCU fans get bulked in with us.

Read the fucking Ditko run if you disagree.

Anyone else notice they skipped over Uncle Ben in favor of making Tony's death the new Uncle Ben?

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Fuck off, Spider-Man is easily the greatest superhero of all time along with Batman

>Uncle Ben as Otto Octavius
Cringe

read the Ditko run

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You are unironically correct but Yea Forums and Yea Forums hate capeshit and Yea Forumsntrarians have a particular hateboner for Batman

Muslim crimes against humanity.

t. nintenshart that didn't play the game.

>Yea Forums and Yea Forums hate capeshit
That's all they watch and read.

>t. butthurt Snoyfag

hahaha thanks for proving my point exactly that you didn't play it. It's a million times better than literally anything on your port machine.

>Implying I own any of the shitty consoles
Go back to Yea Forums, you console peasant.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

female promiscuity

So you didn't play the best game of 2018. Noted. You have no right to an opinion.

disney ruins all

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You could ask the same of this board. Constant outrages everyday.

I would.

>a literal nobody on twitter makes a post

don't you get tired of your faux outrage?

why the fuck does the director put himself in the movie?

Jews

why wouldn't he?
happy hogan is an important part of the whole mcu storyline

maybe he could cast the character instead of being a faggot

They've never read ultimate Spider-Man or Trouble have they?

>sexualized
>Unflattering jeans and a short-sleeved shit

No.

13% of the population, 50% of the crime.

>Put a MILF instead of an old lady to play Aunt May
>WTF, why are they sexualising her

ARE THEY FUCKING IDIOTS????

>foot tattoo
the hallmarks of a slag

>they've never read ultimate Spider-Man
and that's a good thing

he plays the part well tho, unlike tarantino who just inserts himself in movies because of ego

It's less about Aunt May and more that I've had a thing for Marisa Tomei since I saw My Cousin Vinny as a kid.

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yeah favreau totally doesn't do it because of ego at all

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>G'wan, Parker

TIL Flash was Jamaican.

chucks suck and fuck

fucking based
horseshoe theory, amirite?
everyone is retarded but us

He's a good enough actor that he can get away with it. Tarantino makes me cringe whenever I see him on screen.

>>tattoo
>the hallmarks of a slag
FTFY