Is this the perfect man?
Is this the perfect man?
Josiah Wilson
Caleb James
Small dick
No charisma
Egotistical
Entry level IQ
Dishonest
Ethan Garcia
>non-white
No
Jason Smith
Why do you think he has a small dick?
Jace Thompson
Also he’s very charismatic?
White people are pretty boring
Christopher Davis
Wait a minute I FUCKING CAUGHT THAT SNEED
Christopher Hill
Nope
Liam Powell
Stupid motherfucker
Need someone to spell it out for you?
Everyone fucking hates you
Everyone fucking hates you
Dawson's Creek was the best show of all time
Camden Sullivan
I really truly believe that he doesn't have a small dick
Dylan Butler
why pacific islanders so fucking ugly
Cameron Ward
Agreed, the rest of his body is disproportionately large
Wyatt Adams
I think he’s supposed to be ugly in the movie. He says that his parents took one look at him and threw him into the ocean
Isaac Garcia
Man bun Maui unironically did it best
Charles Diaz
BASED
Ayden Perry
Jesus he looks legit scary when he smiles or makes whatever they face is
Samuel Campbell
Kys
Asher Carter
Crass
Hard of hearing
Uninteresting
Cocksure
Karmic imbalance
Nathan Stewart
E.honda did it better
Nathan Rogers
Hard of hearing? Wat
Jaxon Martin
His live action actor was legitimately obese. Maui is a unit, please don’t compare them.
Thomas Ross
Actually mirin
Elijah Turner
Is that what they meant? That was never addressed again, dunno about the underlying lore
Isaiah Davis
Imagine the smell
Jeremiah Lewis
Basically has no nipples
Nope
Cooper Rodriguez
WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT
Jack Diaz
"NO!"
Isaac Taylor
Don't @ me ever again
Adam Barnes
He does have nipples, zoom in
Nicholas Sanders
This isn’t fucking Twitter
Zachary Collins
They’re completely flat areolas. Wtf are you supposed to do with those?
Owen Taylor
M I R I N