Euphoria

Is Euphoria just about >dude drug addiction lmao? That's what all the trailers make it seem like, which seems kind of like a boring, limited failure to capture what high school's actually like.

Globohomo: the television series

Its not about the latter at at all. Gen Z is statisticallly having less sex, underage drinking, etc. They are messed up in new, different ways, like dealing with full blown social media in schools all their life

I’m so sick of gay shit

>Its not about the latter at at all. Gen Z is statisticallly having less sex

When you look at the division between guys and girls, it's exclusively the guys that are causing the drop.

it's the same shit they've been doing since the 70's making shows and movies about people doing drugs and fucking around and pretending it's some kind of drama.

Seems to me it should be about late Gen X / early Millennials if it's about drugs and sex. (Think Doom Generation, Nowhere, The Stoned Age, Singles, Reality Bitrd, etc. etc. type stuff.) Only with trannies and less overall nihilism. Gen Z seems LESS about ALL that kind of thing. This is probably the typical thing where the "kewl kids" of yester decade are now the chubby producers of the present, and they're projecting their own bullshit nostalgia on the current newest gen.

It's basically a series of characters dealing with drugs and sex.

>Zendaya is a hardcore druggie and seems to be falling in love with the transgirl.
>Transgirl is cruising and got fucked by Turbochad's dad.
>Turbochad is psycho due to being exposed to his dad's degenerate sextapes and is now trying to fuck Transgirl.
>Turbochad's best friend is fucking the hottest chick in the entire show but wants to have deep meaningful conversations instead.
>THICC latina got a sextape leaked, realized she likes the attention and is gonna start camming.

Then there's some adjacent characters who haven't done much like Turbochad's slutty girlfriend, Zendaya's ex-friend who seems chill and /ourguy/ Fezco, the drug dealer.

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Prob. because all the girls are fucking dudes 20-30 years older than they are. Gen Z guys are too beta to hold up their end.

That just seems so over-the-top and unrealistic. Can't we just get a good drama about high schoolers that's gritty but not eye-rollingly edgy?

I oddly felt the second episode pulled back on some of the edginess of the first one, though there's still ridiculous stuff like the 12-year-old drug dealer with face tats and a small town having a booming community of transexual chasers.

Everyone Loves Tranny: the series

So what the fuck is his deal?

>Saw his dad's tranny porn but they still seem close.
>Hates the rest of his family.
>Uncomfortable around dicks.
>Despises body hair on girls.
>Obsessed with protecting his girlfriend.
>Fantasizes about killing "rapists".
>Sexting Jules.

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He’s becoming like his father basically

Damn, he's chad.

>sexting jules

Did yall not notice he used the name Tyler, the guy he beat up?

her pubes look so bumpy wtf

just sounds like some degenerate jew shit

i heard zendaya show her pokies in episode 2, could someone post screenshots and webm of that scene? i want to see her pointy small boobies of her

oh snap

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That's a penis.

Only for a short scene you can see here nipples under her top

>her

i knew in ep1 that the fatty would be the most degenerate of all the whores and ep2 just validated it

>"virgin"
>calls herself the biggest slut
>strips in front of a bunch of guys
>sucks off three guys and fucks guy who films her
>likes the attention from said sextape
>starts camwhoring
>writes fanfiction
>starts dressing like turboslut

also, calling it now: chad will end up killing tranny and distraught druggie girl will kill herself without the person who makes her happy

Everyone's gay and physco: the show. It's trying waaay too hard.

>Gen Z guys are too beta to hold up their end
Gen Z is the third generation whose parents noped the fuck out. It doesn't matter if it's drugs/jail or a career or just plopping the kid down in front of an electronic screen we're in the "kids raised by the people raised by the 'me-generation' generation" and it's no wonder they don't have any fucking clue how to interact with each other.

this is just fucking boring. assassination nation going full retard near the end was at least entertaining

Is there any reason to actually watch the show over only watching the sex scenes on porn sites?

GET A FUCKING JOB HIPPY

Where do I download this

>Turbochad's best friend is fucking the hottest chick in the entire show but wants to have deep meaningful conversations instead.
Isn't that the black guy? Why are teenage black boys always portrayed as tender, gentle souls.

Do you think there are actual HBO subscribers on this board?

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editing felt off and to much time spent on characters that aren't rue and jules

also i assume nate is setting jules up? would be terrible writing if they just happaned to hit it off on grindr after what happened with jules and nate's dad

I don't watch the show, just wait for sexy images of the big tiddy girl and cute trans. Anything new this week?

prediction: the school shooter incel will shoot up the school in the season finale

the show has been all "muh mass shootings" in both episodes so far

That user didn't finish the episode. Black dude was an asshole too. Basically tried to make her feel bad for wanting to fuck, then later that night asked her for nudes after sweet talking her.

Why is that girl's pussy bulging that much?

youtube.com/watch?v=oyi4ZrphRUw

>mfw nate's real accent

could someone post it?

imagine looking like that guy while having that accent
it goes beyond life on easy mode

i hope the blonde girl does a full frontal at some point. can't wait to see that feminine penis.

>ill suck or dick, nevermind sicko
do women really do this ?

haha her panties are all lumpy

Ok...

would pound boypussy and cum inside

plot was meh, needs more nudity.

not sure, so far the character is like "Im addicted so what". Went to rehab in the very first ep, came back and was instantly back on drugs, had 0 intentions of stopping even during rehab. its more like "we are unorthodox people and this is how we became bffs"

I don't know, I don't watch garbage.

"That" scene really wasn't necessa- oh dear God
Heehee BRAAAP! UGH.! SPLASH!!!!OOPSIE
PFFRRTT!!

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I think he is gay or trans but his dads porn freaked him so much he ran into an iron closet. got buff so daddy would not fuck him. note how when talking about what he likes about girls boobs,etc never come up, half of it is about clothing styles and he is with his gf because he wants to be her protector,etc not because he wants to impel her on his cock

You know what show actually adressed these issues in a hilarious, relatable and surprisingly realistic way? Fucking American Vandal, mocumentary about drawing dicks and the whole school shitting themselves, it's 10 times smarter than this pretentious crap

Guys, I have a big problem, after watching this show I feel really attracted to Zendaya? Till now I thought she was ugly af. What the fuck happenned?

so is israel version worth looking at?

You know what this show reminds me of? Skins obviously, but not the first gen of Skins that everyone know, i'm talking more about generation 3, when show was just insufferable and awful. Skins G1 wasn't realistic, but it still had a vision, it wasn't about partying and drugs, it was about a bunch of kids screwed up by their parents(pretty much every single character but Tony and the gay kid have parents fuck them over in some way) and trying to escape it with drugs and alcohol. But by like season 5 it was more about annoying assholes who are just druggies and cunts with no actual problem and the problem they create FOR THEMSELVES because they're degenerates.

>her

yeah well I bet you eat something every day

That girl on the right has no screen presence, who is she related to? How is she getting roles? This show is terrible btw.

The thing about stuff like this is that it's just cheap exploitation but it tries to also pass itself off as topical and progressive but it's really just 'hey look at these teens having sex and doing drugs and getting in outrageous situations'.

Like, fine, whatever, but it's no different from that 'wild teens' exploitation of the 50s and 60s that did the same thing but then cheaply tacked a 'moral' on at the end to get by the censors. Only now the moralists are clickbait journalists, so you just throw in a woke dogwhistle here and there and it's suddenly groundbreaking and important.

>but it's really just 'hey look at these teens having sex and doing drugs and getting in outrageous situations'.

And I'm not being all 'what happened to society' about this, there will always be sleaze and exploitation, whatever. I like sleaze and exploitation sometimes. Just keep the phony sanctimonious shit out of it you fucking fakes. I hate when people throw politics into the mix as a cynical way to try to leverage a bit of moral points and publicity. You're just showing teens fuck.

I can't stand her honestly and think she's fucking ugly. Honestly I think she gets cast because she has this gross childlike underdeveloped face that's not even pretty but sleazy producers think there's appeal in that.

She is really cute tho dude, i want to brush her hair when she gets out of the shower, desu

She's literally not cute. She's objectively ugly.

I agree user I really can't stand her face for some reason
She always looks angry and bored

how does this make you feel?

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>watching fat-enabling propaganda

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hornsy

Isn’t this that tranny propaganda show

>she

Dude, I’m eating right now.

desire to stomp trannies intensifies

This, and similar to twinks that when the youth fades even the lust dies.

>She is really cute tho dude
With heavy make-up, maybe. But no man, she's below average at best.

You’re gay or black? As she looks like a man and is black, what’s wrong with that?

She’s a Weinstein protégée. She outed herself on Twitter and at the golden globes

Zendaya is disgusted by trannies, her reaction to Tom Holland in drag was priceless- shock, awkwardness, fake laughter

does nate showering after beating up tyler (his dad showered after fucking jules) imply he also raped him?

Honestly the whole scene they were alluding that he was about to rape him like the get down on your knees part, and when he sat on him but ultimately I think he didn't rape him because if they did they'd make it more explicit for sure.
He was probably close to it but decided to do the opposite of his father, aka beat up a guy instead of fuck him.
And what I said now makes less sense when I saw he was messaging the tranny.

he uses fake pics and name
he must recognize jules

im think he's setting her up.. maybe he saw his dad's video with jules

either to humiliate her or to kill her

I'm also wondering what's he gonna do with her, it could be that he genuinely got curious after the party when he met jules but he's a psycho either way.
The scene describing his attraction to women was also nice, all of the things he's into are feminine but could be applied to traps and trannies as well which is interesting

Same DESU :/

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vox.com/culture/2019/6/23/18701226/euphoria-premiere-pilot-episode-1-recap-zendaya-hbo

>HBO’s Euphoria is two shows in one. One is bad. The other could be good.

>But too much of the Euphoria pilot feels like leftover “What the kids are getting up to today — it might shock you! More at 11!” paranoia from the ’90s, re-heated for today’s viewers. And very little of the show actually seems as if it’s tapped into the way kids live in 2019. It’s disappointing.

>And yet, every so often, the show will present a scene or image so beautiful that I can’t write it off entirely. It’s a series at war with itself — two shows in one.

>Show #1: The same old “Why are the teens so messed up?” panic, directed at parents of kids who are almost teens

>Show #2: A lovely coming-of-age story about two girls who find each other right when they need to

who knew vox would write something good

I have a hard on

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WHEN are we seeing zendanya niple? ??

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As a trans woman, this show is, dare I say it, kino.

DO WE GET TO SEE THE CHUBBY GIRL'S TITS?

They showed them in the first episode

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that smile tho

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Is this the average American locker room?

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she does porn

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>gen z men are beta

You know there was a study with cats where they essentially tried to create sðyboy cats feeding them fucked up diets.
It worked but an interesting thing was this: when they gave them good diets to make them healthy it took multiple generations fed good diets to get them back to normal.

i wish

Chubby
She's obese ffs

If Natalie Mars is Hogan then who is Nash and Hall of the tranny world order brother?

>ITT: “straight” men defend being sexually attracted to men
Faggots leave

You hit the nail on the head there, and if they chop the dick off then they are completely worthless and they might as well pump the suicide rate to 100%

Sue Lightning is the Kevin Nash since they've both been raped

Imagine if you got married to a good girl when you were a teenager and you never looked at this shit out of boredom and porn addiction.
That should have been what we all had.

>being straight
cringe

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based

is the left one a tranny?

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I just caught a rerun of the SVU where a tranny gets arrested for murder but they put him in man prison and he literally gets raped to death the very first day

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lol

Paying for tv shows. Good one user.

>the trannies in Euphoria find his Dad sissy porn
>the kid become later a tranny
yeah, seem like porn is the problem.

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>giving this shit views and making it popular
stop being degenerates

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When a man loves a woman,
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else,
He'd change the world for the good thing he's found.
If she is bad, he can't see it,
She can do no wrong,
Turn his back on his best friend if he put her down.
When a man loves a woman,
He'll spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs.
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain,
If she said that's the way
It ought to be.
Well, this man loves you, woman.
I gave you everything I have,
Tryin' to hold on to your heartless love.
Baby, please don't treat me bad.
When a man loves a woman,
Down deep in his soul,
She can bring him such misery.
If she is playin' him for a fool,
He's the last one to know.
Lovin' eyes can never see.
When a man loves a woman
he can do her no wrong,
he can never hug
some other girl.
Yes, When a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels,
'Cause baby, baby, you're my world
When a man loves a woman...

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I want to be on both sides of this arrangement. What does that make me?

Here's a future Euphoria General image:

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I wonder if the original Israel version shows trannies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphoria_(Israeli_TV_Series)

Thom Yorke in ep 2

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user bringin' the truth hammer down

>watching nigger faggot shit meant to replace Girls
At least Girls had actual women. (((They))) really are forcing trannies into mainstream.

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Like killing HBO executives

The great debate

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>fucked up parents create fucked up teens (1st generation)
>fucked up teens create a fucked up teenage culture (2nd generation)
>fucked up teenage culture fucks up normal teenagers with normal parents (3rd generation)
>fucked up teenagers become fucked up adults (Fire, Pure, Rise)

Was she a virgin?

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fag

Totally.

how could she wear panties like that and not get bonner?

Absolutely.From ears

who is the real pic? with piercing or without because its the shame photo

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It was dumb. Lost interest in the show after the episode.

Nothing.

Cause I never watched. Haha, OP BTfo'd! Wooooo!

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Yea Forums

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Keanu had just thoroughly milked her prostate

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Looks nothing like him bro

Man this show sounds gross

glad i'm not the only one

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It was aight

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Keanu gets up and goes to the shitter and takes a massive shit. Jamie wants to shit but wants privacy. Keanu leaves the door open so Jaime can hear and see everything, he finishes and leaves the shitter with a massive 11inch dick. Jamie wants to enema ass immediately after shitting first.. Keanu says, An Ass has shit like a heart has blood; my love for you is in my cock. Jaimie tries to hide beneath the covers but its too late. Keanu grabs Jamie's exposed ass. Jamie is ashamed as braps explode from the ass. Unhindered Keanu parts thr cheeks and goes for the brown eye; slithering up Jamies tooting ass with his tongue, Keanu gradually pushes his dick in. Jamie tries to protest but Keanu retorts, my cock is love and my cock loves your ass however and wherever it is. Jamie cries out: I don't want to shit on you! Keanu responds, I'm digging for love like an oiler digs for oil so who cares about the methane gas or the tons of mud, that comes when you're out to win oil. And my cock wants your love!

I'm confused.If your virgin and you get fingered are you still a virgin?

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Why does Fezco looks like Mac Miller, what did HBO producers mean by this

I played basketball for 4 years and never once saw another man's dick. the showers were sectioned off just like in public gyms. also if you were walking around the locker room naked you would get beat up and called a fag.

It was crossing the line; that someone like Effy was able to hold that kind of job even if she went to prison. Fuck I hate season 7 so much.

Very unrealistic that this ugly freak dresses as a girl and no one beats the shit out of him for it

no one can tell he is a he

But people beat up his bussy in every episode

Do they attend a school for the disabled? It's glaringly obvious

is he jerking of at the end or what is he doing with his hand?

I recognized her instantly, please send help

Are you perhaps a tranny connoisseur? Who would care about this besides some autismo like yourself?

S (he) can't act. Sorry

I think about this everyday.

What does boipucci feel like bros

;_;

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Homosexuality

Are we gonna get juicy webms at some point or is this show just all talk ?

lol

This is how it is in Denmark

I think it's in danger of committing a fatal writing flaw in having a cast of characters where literally no one is likeable.

She’ll get better.

>>Turbochad's best friend is fucking the hottest chick in the entire show but wants to have deep meaningful conversations instead.
Of all the things that you wrote, that one hurt me the most.

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>gun with couch teleportion ability
>is buying every prescription pill known to man but flushes fentanyl
>gets called a bitch by an ex-con and does nothing
>gets extorted by an ex-con does nothing
>pulls his gun completley out of the couch in plain view and nobody notices.
I was literally yelling at my tv for this whole scene.

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Hit up Grindr and find out.

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but, but, sex and drugs and trannies.

>She

The football chad din´t become a tranny, you retard. Did you even watch the episode?