By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! The power is yours!

>By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! The power is yours!

What have you done with your power user?

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Thrown trash out the window of my car while driving on highway offramps.

Rape

Protected Trans Kids of course

These are all terrible and you should feel terrible

I recycle for drug money

Which one is the Jew?

Which one is the tranny?

Didn't ask for a straw when I bought my diet coke

>there was no Jewish planeteer

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Get this man a medal

>feed!
>seed!
>fuck!
>suck!
>By your powers combined, I am Captain Sneed (Formerly Captain Chuck)!

was captain planet a eugenics experiment?

>pollution weakens him
>i rub shit on his face
>captain planet btfo

Shit is not pollution. It is natural. Shit smeared on Captain Planet would strengthen him.

i eat junk food though. filled with toxic chemicals and carcinogenic ingredients.

Took drugs, played vidya, tried to get away from people.

Doesn't matter.

why doesn't that matter?

They need to save the world, not ruin it.

Because its a cartoon and shit is natural.

you don't make sense.

Its a children's cartoon that promotes race mixing.
Why are you putting so much thought into it?

>Its a children's cartoon that promotes race mixing
how so? there's no fucking or love interest on the show.

5 people from different races "combine their power" and it produces a superhuman of a different color.

Have sex lol

Nice argument.

That Captain Planet flash game on Cartoon Network's website was KINO AS FUCK
Fuck the show though.

>Why are you putting so much thought into it?

Imagine having "Heart" as a power lmfao what a little fag.

That's not putting thought into the show.
That's putting thought into the reasoning behind its creation.
You'll notice none of the planeteers is jewish. Because jews aren't involved in the race mixing agenda.

He can practically get pussy on demand.

How funny was this in your head

It was funny to me

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see

why was that villain gal so hot and that fetish fuel with wind shrinking good lord

the blonde one actually since she's from eastern europe

Captain Planet is an enviorfascist

CN website used to have kino games, I remember a Samurai Jack platformer, a Dexter's lab one where you freeze evil stuffed animals, and a Teen Titans fighting game

not him but I laughed

I recycle my beer cans because it saves money on trashbags. Too bad i don't live in a state that pays to recycle or i could be saving a lot of money

bought carbonn offset credits

i always wanted earth
easily the most destructive

but thats when i was a kid
now i would want water, as you could silently kill anyone by giving them heart attacks