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school shooting

came here for this

the police have guns

soul
soulless

Lots of guns
Big titties
Chads

At least in movies made before the 2010’s

>movie set in another country has an american character

They're fast paced

The way they count cash

>Niggers everywhere, even if it's a historical picture about Scandinavia, Far East, or Antarctica
>Main hero is ambigiously White/Spic, with dark brown hair, brown eyes, swarty skin, and a stubble
>Main villain is always an older white man. 50% of the time with a british accent

Diversity

>the american military is shown in a positive light
fixed that for you

big guys who are small

it appears to have a budget

It’s made by Disney

HOL UP

SO U BE SAYYIN

The sequal is set in London

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Shoes indoors shoes on beds shoes in the shower shoes on while sex shoes on shoes

it makes billions at the box office

>it's a remake, sequel or reboot

It's a rehash of committee-owned intellectual property

sounds british

It was shot in Canada.

Bra/sheets on during coitus

People actually watch it

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Directed/produced by a jew

>What the fuck? Fuckin' A that's shit. Fuck all this! Fuck you! Fuck your company! This shit is fucked!
>Gory gunfight, lots of blood and murder, body parts everywhere, decapitations, disembowelments, slicing, stabbing, crushings, mutilations, etc
>One topless scene
WELP, time for a 15+ rating

Attractive actors with relatively white teeth
Protagonist is motivated, proactive, and ultimately successful
Characters learn from their mistakes

Sounds like a BBC production tbqh

>budget over $100m
>army come to save the day
>*trap beat starts playing*
>coca cola/pepsi product placement
>divorced parents who have to save their kid and get back together because of it (bonus points if the dad's a hard working blue collar regular joe)
>chevy/Ford product placement

Quips and dancing out of nowhere

Character fucks a pie

Based
Hollywood movies rarely actually turn a "profit." Look up Hollywood accounting, basically movie studios have elaborate accounting to make it look like movies never make a profit as a way to dodge taxes.
So if studio is committing tax evasion then it's an American movie because we let corporations get away with that in America

It's something worth watching

no rape gangs

The dad calls his son "buddy" or "champ"

This unironically applies to almost the entire MCU.

Only two clear type of chars, good and evil, no grey scale characters.

Fat people

based and accuratepilled

Brits are cucked beyond belief as well.

Definitely this

You just described every british production ever though

What about purple scale?

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Based

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All actors who aren't niggers are jews

Jews propaganda and pedo shit

Based and burgerpilled.

The main character gets super powers and then has to find a glowy thing.

The villain is white male

This used to be true. Not anymore with all the chimps included now.

>it's shit

came here to post this

Black man white wyominz

>These fucking jew kikes trying to indoctrinate our children with their degenerate movies and brain washing. Fuck Hollywood, buncha gay pedos.
>"Yeah, American movies are awful"
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY. GOD BLESS THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, YOU SHITHOLE SHIT-EATING FAGGOT. OUR MOVIES ARE THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

We make the best Jew brainwashing movies though.

It is set in vancouver

it says so in the credits

>IT HAS A DECENT BUDGET

>IRRELEVANT NON-AMERICANS ABSOLUTELY SEEEETHE ABOUT IT

USA USA USA

non

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The title has the word, "American" in it.

All the best characters are played by British actors

Produced by jews.

TRY AGAIN SWEETY

EVEN GERMAN NEW CINEMA KNOWS AMERICA IS BASED

YOUR ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA
COCA COLA, SOMETIMES WAR

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Literally every US movie is a propaganda recruitment tool for the US military and intelligence agency as they fund part of the budget for the movies. Go Google it.

>clothed sex
>women covering their tits with something when talking to someone they just fucked
Hitman got that one right, but it was R-rated and the girl wasn't American.

TOM HANKS IS LITERALLY A CIA GLOWNIGGER

WHICH IS BASED

WHY WOULDNT YOU HELP OUT THE #1 COUNTRY ON EARTH THAT GAVE YOU YOUR OPPORTUNITY
AN HONORABLE PATRIOT
THANKS HANKS, T.HANKS

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niggers

tpbp

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i can tell you're fat from that picture of your feet

Male character is given "complexity" by being a businessman who misses his daughters concert/dance rehersal or whatever the fuck you call it.

Are broken families really that much of a problem there? And these characters are always White.

No nudity, lots of violence.

Its not a bad movie.

We can talk shit about ourselves. Pleb countries (ie all other countries) can't criticize us.

its budget is bigger than your country's annual GDP
still, manages to be pure shit

>Character goes to the bathroom
>No hoses
And I don't mean in like shitty, impoverished public restrooms. Not even in heir houses. Nobody has hoses.
>mfw Americans walk around all day with shit in their intestines.

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Based

Sentimentalism
Jingoism
"LookatmeI'macting"-ism

>hoses
Are you part vehicle

Somebody who's getting shot at yells "I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!!!"

Thor 2 did it...what others?

This.

>555

Triple Frontier. Netflix even.

Fucking EH. I wanna see this motion picture.

Scrawny female takes out 8 large men.

BASED CIA

>>divorced parents who have to save their kid and get back together because of it (bonus points if the dad's a hard working blue collar regular joe)
THEY JUST DID THIS TO GODZILLA
BUT THE MOM GETS NUKED AT THE END CUS SHES AN ENVIRONMENTALIST

MOVIE WAS FUCKING BASED AS HELL FOR THE 200 MILLION DOLLAR CGI MONSTER FIGHTS ALONE

AMERICA IS THE GOAT OF ALL TIME
NOBODY COMES CLOSE

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They are not boring shit.

I can tell you're based by that picture of your feet

Predictable

>divorced parents who have to save their kid and get back together because of it (bonus points if the dad's a hard working blue collar regular joe)

This more than anything else in this thread

NAME EXACTLY 28 EXAMPLES OF THIS EXCLUDING GODZILLA: KOTM

All these are true

>divorced parents who have to save their kid and get back together because of it (bonus points if the dad's a hard working blue collar regular joe)

>NAME EXACTLY 28 EXAMPLES OF THIS EXCLUDING GODZILLA: KOTM
Jurassic Park 3 for one