/got/ General - dragon queen edition
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First for house Bambi (formerly Baratheon)
grrr
1st for Fuck Stannis
Unbelievably based
Hotpie got fucking cucked and forgotten about
First for The Queen in The North
[Spoiler]We’ll never see her like again[/Spoiler]
>Book Jon wants to have a son
>Book Dany wants to have a daughter
They’ll join their houses
>we never got to see Dany in armor
Fuck man, Lyanna Mormont had like less than a minute of screen time fighting and they prepared some for her.
No
Many people underestimated Hot Pie. All those people are dead now.
Imagine being so good at your job that you get chosen to spend the rest of your nights standing outside a room while the king fucks his sister, you lose all your lands and titles, you aren't allowed to have sex anymore and you have to do it >for free
Not really. He's one of the few non-Starks that actually got a happy ending. He's perfectly content making pies at an inn in the Trident.
How come they never showed Aphoul? Robert said he was the only commander skilled enough to meet the dothraki on an open field. Seems a big cop out to hype this guy up as some kind of super soldier then never even show him.
>wanting more Targs in the world
Cutest psycho!
>Wow Arya, I'm so glad you're alive, you're so strong and pretty~
>Whatever fag, outta my way, I'm on my way to go get some Bambi dick
>tfw she finally found true love with a good man and he killed her and she's probably going back to drogo again
No wonder he kills all of his characters
>says she's been raped and defiled
>then calls Drogo a hero an episode or 3 later
>and is now going back to him in death even though there's no afterlife
What did the writers mean by this?
She only pretended to not like Drogo's dick so the new cute king she was meeting didn't judge her for not being a maiden
Unironically this. She’s a raped victim or a grieving widow depending on what suits her at the time. It’s what anyone would do in that situation.
It happened off screen in season 6. But it's not like she had a choice with drogo even though she fell for him later
>I have a son, you have a daughter... we'll join our house
#MeToo
>Hey Jon, your new waifu is very beautiful. Did she ever tell you about Daario?
mini kek
What's the source on this image
>raped and defiled
She was talking about the time Jorah touched her without permission, not Drogo
This?
>"That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly."
>I hope you performed to her standards in the boat
>whole purpose is to stop the white walkers
>his plan actually gives them a dragon which causes them to get past the wall, but they don't even make it past winterfell
>Arya kills the night king
What was the point of this nigga
To stop Dany from "liberating" the entire world
He’s there to mislead you into thinking he’s the main character. Story was all about dany all along even at winterfell in his own home.
>Ser user of house Ymous... someone forgot to write down all your great posts
They did my boy Barristan dirty. I'll never forgive D&D for that.
Giving the white walkers a dragon was actually Tyrion’s plan, just like all other horrible plans given to Daenerys
I miss this nigga like you wouldn’t believe
NOH
Anyone could kill her she's just a mortal
show could’ve used more /ss/
I looked for you on the catalog
Was the Tommen/Margaery sex scene not enough for you?
Jon doesn't know anything about what she did in Essos though. they never talked about it and no one ever told him. He wouldn't know shit about Drogo
Aemon got a raven about all the stuff Dany was doing in Essos, since Jon was LC at the moment he would have also read it.
I was praying for Dany to find a creative way to bring Lyanna over to her side..
I don't think so. Sam would know cause someone has to read for him but it always seemed like Dany stuff was Aemon having some connection somewhere sending him personal stuff. There's really no reason for him to be getting news about her adventures in Essos otherwise
She was Aemon's great niece, no?
>A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing
I looked for you in my sister's bedroom
/ll/, you say?
I was not there. Woe to her womb if I had been
Imagine this fight but with actually good choreography
Yes, when Aemon finds out about Dany in the books he's on the verge of deserting to go to her before he dies
And without the greatest swordsman of his generation not noticing the still alive enemy getting to his feet
>not knowing about Howland's ninja frog assassin skills
>ecg managed to get emilia on their threads
When the Tourney at Harrenhal ended, my sister moaned about how horny she was, and I wondered where you were
Imagine if dany got tied up and was called a brap pig and the camera just watched her for hours until she was forced, after extreme embarrassment and feeding, to take an enormous shit and the camera zoomed in on her face as she did it.
>Drogon is an orphan now
Never forget that ayra cooked people. She's evil.
Freys aren't people
Lannisters and smallfolk aren't either
It's ok she killed and butchered human beings and cooked and taste tested them just to rub it in the face of a guy she was gonna kill, cause she hung out with some nice Lannister soldiers after
/ecg/ is based, they have a user that was a Tarly soldier and got burned by Dany and seems like they're getting the real deal on their thread
>Freys
>human beings
I don't understand
Why did the show fuck up the "the north remembers" plot
no, we needed the whole thing
>eldest son backed out of his marriage promise
>youngest daughter baked people into pies
>eldest daughter spread the exact same secret that he took to the grave
>nephew is Kingslayer 2.0
How would Ned feel about all this?
Because they didn't feel like introducing a bunch of new Northern lords in major roles so we got a very half assed version of that with Arya killing every single Frey in five minutes
I have never watched a single episode of /got/ and I never will. Fuck your normie hivemind garbage.
noice
lol prove it
>I have never watched a single episode of /got/
How can you watch an episode of a general thread?
Yeah I'm thinking he's mad
Because D&D are degenerate hacks. They wanted Ned to seem like a retard for being honorable, even though that's the reason why so many of the Northern lords remain loyal to the Starks despite the Starks being in a completely weakened state. The same can't be said for the Lannisters, whose allies are content to watch Cersei slowly ruin everything her house has built now that Tywin is gone.
This was also after season 4, when George left the show. It seems like those two can't write or introduce new characters without the source material or GRRM looking over their shoulders.
>mfw Daario took her anal cherry
She blew him at the end, so it's officially canon that Dany is willing to go ass to mouth. As if I needed any more reason to be in love.
NOOOO, SHE IS PURE
Would you?
i see you've been reading my tumblr, user.
Confusing book dany with Emilia Clarke is a horrible mistake friend
Proof, goof sir.
What?
The /ss/ that mattered was Sansa breast feeding sweetrobin and d&d robbed us for edgy Ramsay shit.
This, book Dany is a WHORE
That's why for me it's Ashara Dayne.
I would lick her pussy and give her a shoulder to cry on
Absolutely
is it just me or are the caps getting steadily worse?
Ashara fucked Brandon after dancing with his brother
LIES AND SLANDER
SHE LAYED DOWN WITH NED BUT THE T*LLY FUCKING SHITS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING
Yep.
help out a retard -- which nephew of ned's are you referring to?
Ned only has one nephew
>Eddard "MUH HONOR" Stark
>impregnating a girl without marrying her
Sweet autist counts as nephew but he didn't kill any monarchs
Show Jon made Dany pure again. Just imagine what Book Jon will do
He didn't impregnate her, they just had a love night
Barristan says that Ashara gave birth to a stillborn daughter.
Yeah missionary and hand holding
Would I what?
>fuck Daenerys
>fuck Emilia Clarke
>fuck my aunt
>fuck my aunt if she looked like Emilia Clarke
>fuck Daenerys if I were Jon
>fuck Emilia Clarke if I were Kit Harrington
>pure
>when she burned down an entire city because he didn't fuck her
>gets preached on by a little girl in the show
This is DnD's most unforgivable crime
>>fuck Daenerys
Yes
>>fuck Emilia Clarke
Yes
>>fuck my aunt
No
>>fuck my aunt if she looked like Emilia Clarke
Yes
>>fuck Daenerys if I were Jon
Yes
>>fuck Emilia Clarke if I were Kit Harrington
Can't because he got friendzoned
It’s whatever, she got hers
Come on, Ned had three siblings. One of them had a son. You know who that son is.
Name one(1) thing better in life than women. Go ahead, I dare you.
They weren't gonna make it through the winter anyway
Got any proof?
Woman
Yes, pure
Would you fuck Daenerys if you were Kit Harrington?
Would you fuck your aunt if you were Kit Harrington?
What if she looked like Emilia Clarke?
it's missing: "Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Death by fire is the purest death
Yes
Depends
Yes
Justice
>can’t hug her and tell her it’s gonna be alright
>tried to defend her burning down a city because he loves her
What the fuck was his problem
Thank you for the information.
Why didn’t you protect Emilia’s smile?
We do.
Every fucking day.
INCEST IS ICKY
Except Cersei and Jaime they can have a romantic end
Why weren't you there to protect her when she needed you most?
She was all alone and scared waiting for you to show up to save her...
We weren't there
I'm a worthless piece of trash
What the fuck
Wasn't the user you asked btw
He's a plot device not a character
But i do
Delete this
>ashara
>not a whore
silly user...she fucked Oberyn, Brandon, Barristan, Ned and even her brother
>Dany got KHALED, had a personal fuck boy, and fucked her nephew
>Sansa was Ramsay's fuck toy
>Margaery was an /ss/ seductress
>Gilly carried her dad's incest spawn
>La Goblina forced innocent Gendry to fuck her
>Cersei
>whatever I'm forgetting
Reminder that there was only 1 truly pure in girl in all the Seven Kingdoms
Does this look like a protected smile to you?
LIAR
You will NEVER wake up in the middle of the night and turn over to see her smiling at you...
SHE'S CRYING OF HAPPINESS
>That's all you've got to say? My brother died for you...Hodor and Summer died for you...I almost died for you...
And it was all for nothing.
She also somehow fucked Jon Con despite him being a turbofag
Did you forget about the S5 episode where Hodor helps her abort Karl Tanner's baby?
FUCK OFF
This show sucks kek, especially the last season was unwatchable
Howland said it
>The crannogman saw a maid with laughing purple eyes have sex with a white sword, a red snake, and the lord of griffins, and lastly with the quiet wolf . . . but only after the wild wolf spoke to her on behalf of a brother too shy to leave his bench.
>we will never see Visenya in live action
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nobody here is gonna disagree with that
Reminder that she was the inferior sister according to the Conqueror himself
I know but it's been a month and still seeing these generals
Then ignore them
The perfect race no joke
Misery loves company.
The most based house
I usually do
They are by far the most retarded house. Although I will admit that doesn't stop them from being based
Balon doesn't even have any fancy dolls shaped in the sigils of his allies and enemies to put on his maps like Robb, Stannis and Dany do.
>Unironically liking Iron-niggers
>Hey dad, Robb is offering you a alliance where you get to become king and keep the rich westerlands that are right next to our islands
>No, I'm going to reject this offer by raiding the frozen shithole that belongs to the person offering the alliance and hope that someone else offers me a different alliance instead
Lol, imagine having Theon Gayboi as your heir
It’s called paying the iron price
My girlfriend has become increasingly obsessed with the idea of Targaryens. At first it was the dragons and the exotic appearance. Then it was idolising various lore characters, such as speaking endlessly about how much she loves Rhaenys and how awful Visenya is compared. Recently she's begun expressing deep fascination with the incestuous nature of the house and talks about how hot it all is. What do I do, bros? Is she going to leave me for her dad?
>making deals has worked great for everyone up to now
She's fucking her brother, user.
How would you react lads?
Fucking everyone in the ass didn't work out for the Ironniggers either during their first rebellion.
No lie, I dated a girl once who admitted to blowing her little brother sometimes when they were teenagers.
Was this his plan all along?
N+A=D
Is that not normal? Asking for a friend.
How the fuck is broter-sister incest a "sin in the eyes of gods and men" when these people have been worshipping a dynasty of sisterfuckers to the point that the dragonknight's love for Naerys is one of the most popular love stories of the land?
Jaime is right to be pissed
>Get married
>Have a son and daughter
>They'll marry coz they're Targs
definitely based
definitely retarded
fucking gayjoys
Basically Jaehaerys added an excerpt that says "except for Targs because the gods made them that way."
I don't think so. Most guys I know are pretty grossed out at the thought of being sexual with their sisters. Even if they're hot.
The best and most popular Targaryen king also really was in love with his sister and managed to convince the faith that Targaryens were special in regards to incest
>managed to convince the faith
I'm sure the 'be convinced or get eaten' threat of the dragons had something to do with this.
How can any of you continue to meme this shithole series after the way they botched the ending
Huge YIKES
Yeah, but that should have resulted in incest becoming normalized, not everyone saying that non-Targ incest babies are abominations after 300 years of being ruled by incest babies
>YIKES
How can you continue to be a faggot?
little girl who couldn't count to twenty
just read the Varamyr Sixskins chapter in ADWD.
If I do 6 chapters a day I can be done in 12 days.
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS
>Where's my butt plug?
get a life roastie, no one cares
so what happened to the dothraki women and children?
they kind of forgot to exist
Probably back in the Dothraki sea, where an army of Lhazareen is coming to rape them all
I was literally asked and I have a cock--one I'd be more than happy to ram down your throat until you choke impotently on my nut.
Why did Drogon melt the throne and not attack Jon?
Nowhere in the series were the dragons shown to be anything other than mindless vicious monsters who attack and eat children.
Inb4
>Danarys went into Drogons mind after death
No she didnt
>Dragons dont attack targs
Yes they do
>Jon was fire proof
No he wasnt and hes not bite proof
>Drogon realized the throne was the problem
After committing mass genocide?
>Drogon saw Jon as family
That was rhaegal, he literally stared daggers at jon when he was about to pork dany
Don't ask me, I think Jon shouldn't have killed Dany in the first place
Back in Vaes Dothrak with the 80 thousand Dothraki that Dani didn't bring to Westeros
It's utter nonsense, just like the rest of the season. If you'd have told me a year ago this is how it all ends, I would've laughed in your fucking face.
Is he the worst person to get captured by?
The Mountain is just as bad if not worse.
Book Euron, or Gregor are probably worse.
Theon and Jeyne are outliers.
>loyalty was their honor
>Tyrion looks at Jon and Dany fucking like it's bad news for no reason
>Drogon too even though he's a fucking dragon
>Varys dismisses it for no real reason at first even before learning about Jon's heritage and give nonsensical reasons after
>Sansa is mad because Jon found a nice waifu even though it's the best hope for the north
>It turns out breaking them up causes Dany to go insane and burn everything and everything would have been better if they had been encouraged
What is the message here, incest is good, bad, what is it?
t. garou studios
>the entire message of Dany's story is that you can't escape your genetics
very blackpilled
To make manlets rage
He's a peasant with no fighting talent. He got off as well as he could.
I'm pretty sure that even if Dany burns down King's Landing in the books she won't be insane
I mean the "I'm right and everyone else is wrong" and "let's break the wheel" stuff is total show fanfiction
Targshits really should've been purged earlier. Why would based Jon even want to be a Targshit?
His plot relevance plummeted even after he was given Stannis' and Aegon's plotlines
Dany's sack of King's Landing will happen in the books but it's only a question of how. Any book reader could see it coming with all the foreshadowing she's gotten but it will likely be left far more obscure with GRRM.
If you were Jon, why would you want to be a cringe Targ instead of a Chad Stark?
this
>Tyrion even points out that a single arrow can end the whole war
>she STILL doesn't fucking wear armor
Because cute aunt wife
Arya is the most abhorrent and despicable character in all of fiction. I can’t think of a more evil and worse villain than her. She’s a genocidal fucking psychopath and shouldn’t be considered a human being.
I would carve and burn her face off.
THE STACY YGRITTE
vs
the Becky Dany
Not really. He’s a nice boy if you just do what he says and don’t mention his bastardy. Also he’s son of Roose Bolton, so that automatically makes him based.
If you were Jon why would you want anything to do with the crazy dragon bitch or your bdsm sister/cousin?
It's based Wylla Manderly for me lads.
Cringe
a daring synthesis
Book Dany will give Jon a son unlike shitgritte TAKE THAT YOU DEAD WILDLING BITCH
Dany being a lesbian would’ve changed everything. If only...
Fuck off Yara, that's not even your real name
What goes on here?
A bold strategy.
>choose to be a Stark
>Family tells you fuck off after they clearly used you and you kneel like a cuck
>choose to be a Targ
>dany lets you rule or do whatever you please while she conquers everything in your family name
No wonder he said it didn’t feel right
Yara is waaaaay too good for Dany. Why would Yara degrade herself that much
Say it with me.
B A S E D
>Dany will never be dommed by a lusty Yara dyke
>Dany comes to KL on Drogon alone straight from Mereen
>easily subjugates the city and gets proclaimed Queen
>Jon comes to her for aid against the White Walkers
>she eventually agrees like she did in the show
>White Walkers blow the fuck out of humanity in battle (not in Winterfell) and kill everyone except Dany and Jon who escape on dragons (Jon has to be forcibly rescued)
>they escape South
>Jon is traumatized and worries only about going back and defeating the WW
>Dany however is only focused on her Kingdom as she's been usurped by fAegon in the meantime
>burns KL in a show of power to demonstrate the one thing she has over fAegon as Targaryen
>Jon kills her to prevent further bloodshed
>the sword comes out of her chest on fire
>Jon rides north again to defeat the White Walkers
Oh wait no the prophecy was metaphorical and Dany's mad genes are actually the evil Jon prevents and killing Nissa Nissa was the point the entire time and it actually has nothing to do with the Others
Why didn't they just let Jaime die charging Dany? Shit, let him be the one who killed rhaegal. He didn't do anything after that moment anyway
They couldn't even get Jon killing Dany right. Why didn't he kill her with long claw? It would've been poetic on many levels.
buttsecks
>turn page
>"Arya"
How else was Cersei gonna get her happy ending? He had to be alive to let her know she’s loved and won’t die alone.
>it's a Dany chapter
Nissa Nissa was the beast all along, that's why Lightbringer was on fire even he took it out of her chest
Those are always the most dreadfully fucking boring to get through.
Jon's gonna kill her and as she dies she tells him she was pregnant. Classic GRRM. She's gonna be a lot less evil in the books when she dies and her death is gonna be a lot more tragic.
Really hoping in TWOW her chapters get significantly better or they might go down as some of the worst of the series.
I'd kill myself if I was Jon and this was my ending. Double kinslaying and denied my throne by an 11-year-old tree wizard.
>“We hoped to kind of avoid the expected and Jon Snow has always been the hero, the one who's been the savior. But it just didn't seem right to us for this moment."
D&D are autists. In the books he will kill Dany to defeat the Others.
I don't know about significantly better, but I don't think they can get much worse. If we're lucky Winds will just be a big book of useless shit getting killed off, although I hope the new PoVs serve a purpose before their inevitable demise.
>*The Ugly Little Girl
Jon is gonna stay dead. That’s why D&D had next to nothing to write for him. There’s no outline for him late in the game. Just stolen parts from Aegon for his story that Cersei didn’t take.
Don't forget sent back to the purposeless Night's Watch where he can't fuck
>Jon is gonna stay dead.
Imagine being this delusional.
As an Emilia bro, i can concur every time I turned the page to "Daenerys" i felt physical pain
>it's a food description
>browsing fanart out of boredom
>find an "a song of ice and fire art" tumblr page
>fucking half of it is just shitty tracings of sophie turner and maisie williams
>my throne
Yeah fuck off, Jon doesn't want it. Most he ever dreamed of was Winterfell, not to be a Targshit.
>Turn page
>It's a Jon Connington chapter
What is the point of the Night’s Watch? Or rather, why was Jon so obsessed with becoming a man/Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch? It’s a literal bleak and depressing shithole. You even see the other men complaining about it.
You can never fuck, never have children, never marry or date, and if you try to leave you get executed on the spot. You vow to completely forgot about your family, friends, or any of your previous roles and duties. Your entire purpose in life is to “guard the wall” and fight wildlings constantly until you die early. When you aren’t battling to the death, you’re just shovelling snow 24 hours a day, every day, and training for more battle. It’s literally like a prison but somehow worse. Why on earth would anyone voluntarily join such a horrible place?
Only chapter i've enjoyed of hers was the House of Undrying one
Jon snow didn't save anyone. He didn't save mormont, he didn't save the wall, he didn't save winterfell, he didn't stop the night king, he didn't save kings landing.
He didn't do anything helpful at all except kill Dany, and even then by doing so he doomed the kingdom to another massive Civil War
I remember trying to get through her POV’s and I just physically felt depressed and like I want to kill myself. Why are her chapters such an unendurable tedious nightmare? I really, really hope she gets more interesting in TWOW once she enters Westeros, but I don’t think I’ll ever enjoy reading about her.
Most don't volunteer to. If you read the first book, most of Jon's arc is dealing with how delusional he was for wanting to join, yet finding brotherhood in it because of his bastard upbringing
Making Dany a pov character was a mistake IMO.
He looked up to Benjen. Also, I'm pretty sure bastards are heavily encouraged not to have kids, so the vows fit. He regrets it for a while all the same.
Jon was completely turned off having kids and was also an obsessed honourfag like Ned. Northerners actually value the Night's Watch a lot, there's less stigma about being a bastard, and there's a solid opportunity to rise through the ranks and gain a lot of respect. And what else was he gonna do? Not like he was ever gonna get legitimised.
I miss her so much bros
>turned off having kids
More like he though there was no point in having kids since he wouldn't get any land as he was a illegitimate.
Unless Ned was secretly planning on putting a Targaryen who believes in the Old Gods on the throne.
>try to find more art based on books
>overwhelmingly crowded by book versions of characters
feelsbad
ned was just fine with sending him off to the wall, his only issue with it was that jon was a bit young
I did read the first book. I honestly just feel pity for everyone who was there.
Grrm planned a time skip after the first book and then didn't follow through. It's why most characters are very young. Most Dany chapters are filler to allow the war of the 5 kings time to unfold
It also explains why the last season was so rushed. Grrm probably told dnd big arcs, but nothing between since he himself didn't really plan it out. He frequently changes the story as he writes it, so projecting major plot points so far in advance seems like a bad idea.
At least Jaime saved KL. Jon is just a retard. The damage was done. All he did was basically reset the entire thing as they do it all over again, waiting for another Dany to show up or for her to wake up in volantis and come back to kill them all.
Yeah that's the point. It's a punishment.
Makes sense, either her or Val but Ygritte would be the ideal if she wasn't dead. Sansa doesn't make sense because Jon grew up thinking its his sister. When you grow up with someone like a sibling, you don't really get any sex drive for them. Dany is an insane dragon bitch and a foreign invader with crazed ambitions, more likely Jon will put a stop to her like he did in the show.
It's a fucking gulag, what do you expect?
>"Dear brother. I had hoped that you were dead."
>"After you," Aegon answered. "You are the elder."
>"I am pleased to know that you remember that," Rhaenyra answered.
godammit why is she so based lads?
Ending implies that a Elective Monarchy may eventually become a actual Democracy. Are they any real-life examples of that happening? I can only see Poland and HRE and how bad that went.
No one wants her for their queen. She never got any Westerosi friends, and a woman without friends is a woman without power.
Look across those fields, relative. Can you see all those banners? Tully, Arryn, even your own nephew sides with me. The men holding those bolts of cloth will make me king!
Which book pov’s did you find most enjoyable, /got/?
Why are you rushing ?
Catelyn is the best, I think most criticism of the PoV is just by jonfags.
Bran's ADWD chapters and Brienne's and Vicky's chapters are max kino.
Jaime, Tyrion, Ned, Davos also unironically Catelyn since even though she herself was a silly bitch its the lens through which we see Robbs story. Sansas were also interesting
Danys and Brans are terrible. Aryas can go either way
Catelyn gets shit from Robbfags more than Jonfags.
For some reason I’ve never liked Bran’s chapters. They aren’t as bad as Dany’s, but they’re pretty close. I didn’t find that he was really well written or an intriguing character. The way Martin developed him just seemed like filler chapters 99% of the time to distract from bigger upcoming events or just as a quick update about what’s going on in Winterfell.
In a Q&A interview, Martin said that in the first book he literally “sort of forgot about Bran” - word for word, that was his statement.
No, they literally always get crushed by hereditary monarchies or become de facto hereditary. Hereditary monarchy is unstable, but elective is infinitely more unstable. The strongest house eventually just takes over, which in the case of Westeros would be the Lord Paramounts of the Reach, aka Bronn, so basically everyone just doomed themselves to centuries of Bronn's kids as kings. Thanks, Tyrion.
Tbh robs issue was he thought he was a conquering hero and it was all going to work out.
His mum was just impulsive and thought kidnapping twin lannisters son was a good idea.
We are going to get more dothraki shit, it's not looking any good.
I enjoyed Sansa’s the most, honestly.
>inb4 sansafag
No, I just found her internal thoughts and struggles/endeavours with the Lannisters and Tyrells in the earlier books pretty entertaining to read. I also just like her interactions with others and her character development. She goes from being sheltered and naive to distrustful of others and I find the way Martin wrote her sorrow and torment after her family was killed was really captivating and you could sort of feel the emotions she was going through. And I enjoyed her interactions and side-plot with LF as well. I’m excited to see what’s in store for Sansa in TWOW since the show panned it out completely differently.
I found most of Catelyn’s chapters just depressing and sad, but well written anyway.
Needs more depression and worldbuilding.
>turns out that the Dothraki value plump khaleesis as proof of a khal's prosperity
>every night, Drogo has Dany's handmaidens tie her down and forcefeed her fermented mare's milk and horse meat
>she's usually left to stew in her own waste, only washed when Drogo wants to rut her
>she's never able to get him to look her in the eye
>everyone's in awe of her as she grows bigger, but nobody ever respects her
>she she begins to stress-eat and binge-drink to make her forget how much she hates herself
That’s true. Modern democracy was born from a relatively stable government. How many years was it between The English Civil war and 1775, like a shitload?
They can’t even get succession based on laws derived from their religious faith right. One election and they’ll be fucking eating each other.
The series is called A Song of ICE and FIRE, not A Song of Fake Fire and Fire
Martin also stated that Bran is the hardest pov character for him to write, by far. He does get a lot better in ADWD, though.
He fell for the honor meme
Would you rather have Jorah instead?
Sansa actually has an interesting POV even if you dislike her. All the tourneys, heraldry, the honor meme, the concept of knighthood and the prestige that goes along with them.
Somebody has to actually be into this shit.
You get Cersei, Brienne and Arya all subverting this stereotype, but that only matters if theres an actual character to act as a foil.
If Gurm had any idea where the story is heading he wouldn't have spent 8 fucking years between books, especially when TWOW has a shitload of cut chapters from ADWD
More like Drogon. The entire book he talks about being in Mommies arms, Mommie looks scared, Mommies mad, etc.
End of the book reveal is that Drogon isn’t the child you assumed he was but a dragon.
Because you don't tell the family of dragon-riders that they can't do something.
A good chunk of the later Targs also married outside of the family. It was only under Aerys the Mad's father Jahaerys II that the tradition of sibling incest began to pick up again.
Book Arya is more bearable and I remember enjoying her chapters in ACOK and SOS. Show Arya is a repulsive serial murderer psychopath who receives absolutely zero consequences for her actions.
Yeah, Dany's JonCon. And it doesn't conflict with Jorah getting banished since Barristan is a pov too.
Kek.
For now, since I started acok, its Tyrion and Sansa since they are in King's Landing where the story is so much better than the rest
Bran's chapters in AGOT and ACOK are mostly crying about being an useless cripple
Bran's chapters in ASOS and ADWD are pretty much just walking north until the very last one where shit finally gets good.
And there's of course countless repetitive wolf shit scattered across those chapters which is mostly just sniffing and eating
Bonus points if GoT is rewritten so its not 100% established she lost her child
I was a huge Branfag when I read the books. 13 year old me would've been so happy about him becoming King.
Why?
>13 year old me
There's your answer bro.
any normal 13 year old would surely just be a jonfag or something
I was 13. Also, I enjoyed Arya's chapters a lot as well because I was a friendless loser (still am, but I now have better taste) and could relate to her.
He thought that was the only shot he had at making up for being Ned Stark's bastard.
Yeah nobody likes kids, not even other kids. Thats why everyone hated 9 year old Anakin Skywalker and nobody became a Gohanfag.
Even the Power Rangers was about teenagers.
>nobody became a Gohanfag
Yep, absolutely no one haha
I would lick it like a tootsie pop
>AGOT
Best: Ned
Worst: Bran
>ACOK
Best: Tyrion
Worst: Daenerys (minus Undying) and Bran
>ASOS
Best: Jaime and Tyrion
Worst: Arya
>AFFC
Best: Cersei
Worst: Sam
>ADWD
Best: Jon and Theon
Worst: Quentyn
>nobody became a Gohanfag
I knew a shitload of Gohanfags, but only during the Buu saga. Also, I was a Trunksfag but only during the Cell saga so I guess you got a point.
Theon was the best part of ADWD. I find his story and character phenomenal.
bro every1 kid I knew fucking loved Gohan until he became an adult.
I just wish that he had made the decision to save Jeyne by himself rather than getting bullied into doing it by Mance's girls
Why didn’t he just become a knight? Sure being a knight sucks in other ways but you can still fuck and you’re not stuck in the snow surrounded by criminals. It at least has a better reputation than the Night’s Watch.
Then they were fools. He was never the most popular character. It’s common knowledge in media that you appeal to children with characters a few years older than them. Even if its a 14 year old designed for 8 year olds.
norfeners dont like nights
Starks can't become knights because they follow the old gods
Mostly agreed, but you also have to remember he was severely traumatised, broken, handicapped, extremely depressed and mentally fucked from the extensive torture and abuse, and it was implied that he was even castrated/got his cock removed. There really wasn’t much he could do and his spirit was destroyed. In his chapters though, he says (in his thoughts) that he despises the sound of women crying/weeping, and that he wishes he could save every woman who was a victim of Ramsay’s psychotic torture and escape with them. He even said he wished he could be brave and heroic again - “please don’t let me die as Reek. Let me die as Theon, that’s all I ask of you.” - he says this when talking to the gods or whatever.
Sansa follows her mothers gods (the seven)
>Worst: Sam
fat pink mast
Bran wanted to be a knight, he even wanted to be on the Kingsguard
All current Stark babies follow both old and new gods, in theory anyone in the norf could become a knight, fucking Jorah did.
But it's just not traditional so Jon never considered it and decided that going to a glorified penal colony was the best place to run away from his bastid life.
bran was a tully fucking shit
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Didn't seem to have thought of it/ wasn't an option. Jon honestly never seems to think that he had anything else going for him, which is odd considering how many bastards seem to be in reasonably high up roles with various people, Roland Storm et al.
Honestly it doesn't seem like Ned had thought much about what the kids were going to end up doing at all. He seemed genuinely surprised that Robert wanted Sansa to marry Joffrey for example. So when Jon said I wanna join the watch I guess he just went with it seeing as Cat was going to throw him out otherwise.
If I was Ned I would have packed Jon off to White Harbor years ago, or asked Yohn Royce or one of his other mates in the Vale to foster Jon.
Blame Ned for allowing his wife's southern memes in the Norf
For a guy that starts off the series taking his 8 year old kid to watch an execution he really has some modern values when it comes to parenting.
Maybe he was traumatized by the Lyanna incident, but that was all on him and Jon Arryn thinking that the headstrong girl who loved fairy tales about true love and loyal knights would want to be shacked up with Robert.
Ned actually blames Lyanna's wild attitude for her death
someone literally posted the proof already shit head.
a direct quote from the book:
>"That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly."
after that, it's described that dany wanted to fuck one last time and took daario by mouth, since she liked the feeling of him hardening. anyway, if he "took her in every way a man can take a woman", then anal is implied, and then a blowjob is explicitly stated to happen afterwards.