I got some rusty gold here Frank

I got some rusty gold here Frank

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Apparently the fat one has Crohn’s disease lol how are you so fat with Crohn’s disease!

lol!!

I was in the hospital for over a month and American Pickers was having a goddamn marathon or someshit and it was seemingly on repeat. I was blasted out of my goddamn mind on dilaudid and things related, so I started making up little soap opera stories in my head about them.

Go on

*blocks your path*
*offers you 50 bucks for the rusty tin can in the corner of your attic*
What do?

>S-Sure
When the episode airs:
>We got this tin can for a steal at $50, it's worth $3,000, easy.

If I was alone, as I often was since no one came to visit me except my mom and aunt, I'd verbalize the lines I pictured them saying to each other off camera.
>Goddamnit Frank you gave me HPV
>what are you talking about?
>I haven't had sex with anyone else in over 20 years and I suddenly get HPV...explain.
>It can lie dormant! I don't have any symptoms!
>You are a lying bitch and as soon as our contract is up for renewal we are done with this farce of a marriage.
Just wacky shit like that.

Kektus

Right? I got diagnosed with Crohn’s when I was 16 and I still haven’t gotten above 120 lbs. It fuckin blows.

They can't keep getting away with it

so they definitely fuck each other in that stupid little van right?

why don't these two have CelebHeights listings? is Mike really 6'0?

>Murrica very superfluous object history
no, thanks, i like to waste my time differently

>go to some old guys house in bumfuck kentucky
>guy shows them his garage
>says no to every offer, they maybe squeeze out a couple buys and leave

some people get way too attached to their crap

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My father in law met them at a gas station when they were filming in our city a few years ago. He said they were assholes, especially the tall one. I always got that feeling from them on the show.

Its better that these old people get anything from all the shit they collect, the majority of the shit they have would probably be thrown out when they die. Its not like they know how to use ebay. The rest of their stops are just the extra stock of other antique flippers.

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perfect

Fucking perfect

virgin american pickers vs CHAD down east dickering

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kek

They’re lovers, right?

I got some rusty feed here, Chuck

They probably wanted to buy the shitmobile he rode in on for fifty bucks but your old man turned them down. Serves him right.

>sees rusted out bathroom sign
>wow, such Americana, I'll give you $50

>how much for this punctured tire?
>”I’d hate to see it go. How about 75 dollars”
>I’ll give you a 150