NIK WALLENDA BOUT TO WALK A TIGHTROPE ACROSS TIMES SQUARE LIVE ON TV
THIS IS THE SAME GUY THAT WALKED ACCROSS THE GRAND CANYON A FEW YEARS AGO
COME WATCH THIS GUY FALL 30 STORIES LIVE ON TV
STARTS AT 8:00 PM EASTERN TIME (10 MINUTES FROM NOW!)
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no way it happens, they're going to have a million wires/a massive net to catch them
i would watch it but damn there's no way there's actual takes
I don't know, when he crossed the Grand Canyon there was no net or anything. It was fucking hard to watch.
fingers crossed for splat.
probably one you couldn't see
camera angles and all that
HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING FELL
HE'S FUCKING DEAD KEK
>joel olsteen family friend
ok, he can die
when is he actually going to fucking do it im watching gdq
How many trannies so far?
none yet surprisingly
Two hanging from each side of the balancing bar
What’s the point of this?
Damn, titties, milky milky mama
>breaking your fall with you face
Why?
I'd love to see them do the pyramid walk across two buildings. It'd make for better tv.
probably like an hour from now, the special is two hours long
christ
>tethers
Gay.
He should Roman salute in the middle and shout down at the denegerency of NYC. That place needs to burn.
>He should Roman salute in the middle and shout down at the denegerency of NYC. That place needs to burn
Deus vult!!
Bump for Katie Nolan
>Black jacket guy, he's the daredevil of team and also the wild card. Essentially a jerk and may betray the team for personal benefit but is so competent in his job that the team is willing to assume that risk.
>Veteran guy, acts like the mentor of the team, his expertise in combat can't be compared with any other on the team. Can't withstand zoomer shit and constantly throws fits in his own boomer style if things aren't done in his way.
>Mutt, the muscles of the team. Can't say a complete sentence without repeating his name and will likely fuck up the plan of the team going beserk against the enemy.
>Fedora fattie, he's clearly the mastermind and boss of the group. Doesn't usually do the dirty job himself and will rather stay behind moving the strings or doing the paperwork, it's a rare sight to see him personally come along with the team but the rest still respect his role.
>Hat guy, the new guy of team. Prone to be the first blood on the next mission and is overall impulse due to his lack of experience. Expect him to be killed in less than 10 minutes or become the protagonist of the mission.
>Black hood guy, tech scrub. Can't even hold a gun for shit and will pussy out like a total sissy if his teammates aren't covering his ass or he's not equiped with his tech gimmicks
>Flag guy, field leader and second in command. Clearly is proyecting himself as the new Fedora fattie but needs to learn all the tricks of the job first, slowly becoming an asshole in the process and backstabbing the fedora fattie or his teammate similar like the daredevil guy but in a worst more methodical way.
The airtime will probably be delayed by a couple of minutes so they can seamlessly cut to a commercial in case of a live T.V. splatfest.
he has a harness and Christ on his side, no splatting tonight
also no shit
They said they had to wear safety harnesses
Isn't it kinda cheating using a long bar for balance
The entire point people watch these tightrope spectacles is because people expect them to fall off and go splat. When Karl Wallenda did his walk in Philadelphia all the fans were screaming "Fall! Fall!" only for the guy to panic mid walk and sit down on the wire because it was so windy. He eventually fell to death, but not in Philadelphia.
Hes also using eyesight.
What a fraud
>Safety harness
Why bother televising this?
Cast them
>Woah!
I wanna watch Michael Strahan fuck Katie Nolan
Based and checked
Silly white people thinking they can cheat death
Fucking finally, GET ON WITH IT
>inb4 THANK YOU JESUS
tight pants
SO blessed
Oh my God what a faggot
How the fuck do these guys not know how to hook the shit in? Aren't they professionals?
so fucking boring fuck this
SHE SAID IT
They sound like fucking cultist holy shit. Are all evangelicals like this?
Woah is this 100% shitpost or are there a stream that wont crash my computer with popups
Please die.
Fucking degenerate Gillete ad in the background
This is really inspiring me. Praise the Lord
It's on ABC
doesn't look like it. also its boring as fuck anyway
Check out the moose knuckle on the right
>He doesn't know the glory and power of giving yourself to Christ Jesus
I'll pray for you, friend.
>safety harnesses
D R O P P E D
This is what non-degenerates sound like
are there any other christians in this thread bothered by the new trend of people saying "have a blessed day" it just sounds so corny and stupid compared to a simple "God bless you"
That wire is feeling really nice and tight sis
Praying that you find the path, brother.
christfags are so embarrassing
>tfw no christian tightrope gf
surprised no ones shooting at them, do americans not do that on Sundays?
Goddamn sometimes I love this place so fucking much.
shut the fuck up and have a blessed fucking day FAGGOT
Non-believer degenerates are worse.
you aren't a priest or God you can't decide who is and isnt blessed
Is this the equivalent of watching evil knievel jump the grand canyon
It's the day that is blessed, because we're all lucky to just be breathing air
praise jesus
>safety harness
why even bother lmao
Praise Jesus
You do realize that actual cultists are the polar opposite of Christians and exist to lead people astray from the truth of Jesus Christ, right?
Praise God degenerate
really. only reason anyone would watch is for the chance to see them fall.
SRY IM LATE DID HE DIED PLS SAY YES
>it's so stressful and tense
the nigga has like three harnesses
I love you all
they're wearing safety harnesses
God's a faggot
taking it all in
luck has nothing to do with it. God created us
The only faggot is you user
Yeah, and he could also destroy us. Faggots are really playing with fire by perverting the Rainbow, God's Covenant with Humanity that he would never destroy us again, but tbqh we could use another flood.
just got linked here from Yea Forums why are these christians tightrope walking and why isn't the rope swaying at all when the two men are walking at different times?
super taut steel cable folded 3000 times
Each pylon along the rope is pulled downward by cables.
is God holding the rope?
yes brother, like he holds us all
literally yes
kaiji did this and didnt even harness
fucking wild
no one told me Yea Forums is this cool
Amen! I love all my brothers in Christ in this thread and will be praying that you all have a pleasant rest of the day today.
wish they would show that ad for lesbian magic users in the back
>no harness
>nothing to look down on but the mangled bodies of the people who failed
>bunch of screaming panicking people to the front and behind of him
>businessmen jeering him on to die so they can collect their bet money
>isn't even christian
what if a pigeon poopy land in jis face lol
*wouldn't
ATHEISTS ARE FAGLORDS
LIKE SJWS
BASIC CONTRARIANISM
GOD AND /pol/
WHY DIS CHARLOTTESVILLE FUCKER THERE!?!?
What?
Lord save your soul, whatever you are trying to say.
why is he hugging people? it was impossible for him to die
this
Satan knows better
CHRIST WINS, DEVIL LOSES
>saying her ankle hurts
Uh oh bros
absolutely fucking pointless I've literally risked my life more rock climbing. come to think of it every day life is more risky than what he did
he was wiping his sweat on them as a sign of dominance.
>GOD AND /pol/
you're only allowed one
says who
Oh shit! She fell!!!
God bless Donald Trump
>he has to wait for her in the middle
>Makes it to the other side to meet her on the other side
He btfo her but she'll get all the praise
>have to refresh the stream page multiple times because it keeps cutting out
lost interest
died by pigeon interference. ironic.
Sucks being poor
>shadow on the wire
HE'S COMING
god. praise him.
What’s taking her so long? I thought men and women were equal
The gomers on her side couldn't attach the pole to the safety harness. The family used to do all this shit without any of that and it all went to shit when the Great Grandfather was walking in Puerto Rico and some moron screwed up the wire and it broke mid walk with him on it.
she started late
THICC
>WALKED ACCROSS THE GRAND CANYON
Yeah, a very, very, very, very small part of it, retard.
fair enough
THIS IS A FICTION
GOD MADE EVE FROM THE RIB OF ADAM
FEMALES ARE AN ALSO-RAN, THEY EXIST ONLY FOR THE MALE
AND SO SPOKE THE LORD
Once they hit the middle it makes no difference.
that body movement was doing something for me
It is done. Go in peace, my children, and love one another.
doobies say he dies
in the end what was it all for?
PRAISE JESUS
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>philly
of course
Empowering yourself through devotion and completely devoting your soul to Christ Jesus
Fun fact: Jesus is the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last. Also, every knee shall bow down to Him soon.
Why didn't they walk across from Trump tower though?
>Also, every knee shall bow down to Him soon
YES
PRAISE BE HE
Soon, brother.
Jesus that guy was so insufferable glad his 15 mins of fame is up, I hope he plummets to his death in obscurity
Well thread took a turn for the righteous...
I liked it. praise the lord
>Using the lords name in vain
>wishing death on his child
I'll pray for you bro
> glad his 15 mins of fame is up
Not so fast. He does a new stunt every 2 years or so live on TV, he never really goes out of style.
the wallenda family has been doing this shit for decades.
what a worthless family
ARE THEY CARNEY FOLK LIKE DRUMPF AND VINCE MCMAHON
My webm maker broke during that stream so thats all I got! Later folks, its been fun. Praise jebus!!!
>no fall
who cares retard
>LITERAL PROOF GOD EXISTS
SIT DOWN BANANA ATHEIST BE HUMBLE