>yo dude please could you help me bro? I don't have a place to stay tonight, if you could just let me crash at your place that'd be really, really fucking cool. dude like please man, I actually just need a place for a few hours man c'mom please man
Yo dude please could you help me bro? I don't have a place to stay tonight...
"Sure, OP. Enjoy your vacation, man. 3 days."
Of course, my friend. What varieties of kino are you into?
This will be me when my mom dies. : (
>by Adobe
fucking subscriptions
Sure but you have to eat ALL the eggs
maybe... but whats your favorite simpsons episode?
*unzips dick*
You know what to do
Had this happen to me in college. He was a gang member though and just needed a place to crash for a few weeks. Street cred was well worth it
AYO WHITE BOY WHERES MY PANCAKES
i hope this brings back repressed memories
It does
Sure, but I only have one bed and no sofas. We'll have to sleep on the same bed together if you want to crash ;)
I always take the chance to make a new frend
Sure but you have to suck my dick first
okay :o
Fuck off, loser
Just get a fucking job. It isn't difficult.
*unzips pants*
Sorry it's a bit smelly, haven't showered in a few days
*does a 360* *walks away epic style*
Same bro, for about a week until I kill myself
Same. She is 76yo, I don't have much time left.
360 degrees would just turn you around in a circle. You'd be looking at him again dude.
Thats the joke, jackass. Epic brainlet detected.
all me btw