Yo dude please could you help me bro? I don't have a place to stay tonight...

>yo dude please could you help me bro? I don't have a place to stay tonight, if you could just let me crash at your place that'd be really, really fucking cool. dude like please man, I actually just need a place for a few hours man c'mom please man

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"Sure, OP. Enjoy your vacation, man. 3 days."

Of course, my friend. What varieties of kino are you into?

This will be me when my mom dies. : (

>by Adobe
fucking subscriptions

Sure but you have to eat ALL the eggs

maybe... but whats your favorite simpsons episode?

*unzips dick*
You know what to do

Had this happen to me in college. He was a gang member though and just needed a place to crash for a few weeks. Street cred was well worth it

AYO WHITE BOY WHERES MY PANCAKES
i hope this brings back repressed memories

It does

Sure, but I only have one bed and no sofas. We'll have to sleep on the same bed together if you want to crash ;)

I always take the chance to make a new frend

Sure but you have to suck my dick first

okay :o

Fuck off, loser

Just get a fucking job. It isn't difficult.

*unzips pants*
Sorry it's a bit smelly, haven't showered in a few days

*does a 360* *walks away epic style*

Same bro, for about a week until I kill myself

Same. She is 76yo, I don't have much time left.

360 degrees would just turn you around in a circle. You'd be looking at him again dude.

Thats the joke, jackass. Epic brainlet detected.

all me btw