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FUCK cumfags
I GOT PEAS ON MY HEAD BUT DONT CALL ME A PEAHEAD
(You)
hehehehehehehehehe your boy just got his cute chubby fingers on some pork shoulder man hell yeah dude i love titties
>Why yes, I have listened to every episode of Cum Town, including the premium episodes. How did you know?
yeah. im thinking im black.
cumtown is not good, fill your mind with something better.
i used to tolerate him but i can't stand his woke takes anymore
he needs to stop with the earnest woke shit, it's just boring
Name 17 things better than Cum Town
cringe
Top 5 bits:
1. Black John Wick
2. Bernie Sanders Town Hall Blackface
3. Adam wanking to BLACKEDRAW dressed as a woman
4. FINGOTH
5. Adam gets raped by the Mask
i think you mean "based"
you're right i pressed the wrong key
SAW 2018
TRANS SAW
IN FRONT OF YOU IS MY DICK
CUT IT OFF
it's the thought that counts!
He must have some serious blackmail on the girl he’s dating, holy shit
shes ugly though?
unfunny obese closeted greek hack
Holy shit she's hideous
Nah she's hot as fuck, kinda fucked up face but I actually like a girl with a butterface
*cackles extremely loudly in your path*
>closeted greek
He’s pretty out in the open about the fact he’s Greek
Also compare her to the fat fuck Stav
Red Scare > Chapo Trap House > Cum Town > O&A
the armenians are all liars
This
Stav's Dad is based and more of a man Stav will ever be
She has a nice bod, way out of stavs league desu.
This is it. We found the single worst taste in the history of Yea Forums.
So what are the best cum town episodes? And what are some good podcasts like it? I really can't into most podcasts and sleepycabin is the only one i watched fully.
ONE MAN
ONE INCH
You just know she's in to kinky shit as well. Insufferable in every other aspect though. Still, the most prime, easily accessible pussy a man like Stav will ever have
His wokeness allows him to bang girls that look like this On top of his podcast success
Rhian johnson
Cool Adam.
me haha
127
Guyerside Chat
Lets talk about how EP 159 (the one with Ab*y Rosenquist) is easily THE WORST episode in Cumtown history. Not only was her laugh awful and constant but her lacking every sense of comedy, ruining riffs and interrupting made me tap out 20 minutes in. Incredible. I hate her more than I hate worm Norton and Vinny. And Vinny seriously sucked.
me hehe
THE STAVROS HALKIAS STORY
Ian Fidance is the best guest, his degeneracy is hilarious.
suck moredickus
he is competing with adam for uselessness. stav is fat, adam just sits there and virtue signals.
Ian rules, Tim Dillon rules. I really want Ian back on.
Checking his tinder date's anus with a flashlight is a top 10 irl bit. As well as getting robbed by a tranny after passing out from coke use.
ADAM FRIEDLAND HAS AIDS
it's all the same shit. uhhh how about a gay black chinese retard AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn I'm hungry lets get something to eat after this
hey I'm gay racist mickey mouse and this is rape Steve-O
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sage
Yeah you may as well just watch the best bits on YouTube and cut out all the bullshit from the actual show.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm black.
Why is every thread about attractive females getting deleted right and left but this completely useless thread with this giant faggot still on the first page?
his "woke" takes are the absolute worst
I really really hope he gets type 2 diabetes
interesting.....
FUCK no, dude....
looks like generic brooklyn trash
Brooklyn girls are hot as shit they're just annoying
getting her on to sandbag matt and shane was some bitch shit on nick's part
I'm Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and I'm gay
I'm Barack Obama and I'm gay
Mistah Bernie Sandahs, Pepsi Marajuana here. Now I got to axe you, why ain't the damn hennesy free?
"Garfiel L'Sagna" still makes me laugh
go back to your subreddit faggots
Nick Mullen is your average Yea Forums / /pol/ user, with a coke addiction and a smidge of self awareness.
fawning over women celebrities are like anime waifuposters, literal cancer that is killing this website
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm black
Yeah my name K B Toys, my question to you is why can't the brothas beat they dick in the library?
Red Scare angers me to levels I can't even bear. The amount of unbearable, empty-headed vocal fry being injected inside your ears is bad enough alone, but possibly the worst part is that they pretend to have opinions. That Anna girl can only harp on le neolibrulism critiques well due ten years ago, and tries continually to imitate Paglia and Lasch to no end. It's nauseating to see such an imitation of "intellectualism", considering their 85 IQ slavic brains are at the computing level of algorithms, forced to repeat bad takes while not fully comprehending their existence. And guess what? This charade has convinced them that they somehow have sentient thoughts, desires, aspirations. Desires to show their misaligned faces in Hollywood, and be "actors", despite Dasha only starring in epick quirky indie movies (the type of shit that reminds you of ukelele soundtracks and "authentic" awkward dialogue). Could you imagine seeing these aimless, rotting husks on a screen, let alone in public? It makes me want to vomit.
Reminder that Swaglord is paid to keep these threads up even if they’ve been reported multiple times
Cumtown threads get 404'd every time they're posted
>Adam wanking to BLACKEDRAW
I still can't believe Adam admitted to doing this. When his GF leaves him for a black man it will be the funniest shit ever.
>Hawk, have you ever heard of a "bong hit transplant"?
>Red Scare
>Chapo Trap House
the two worst things ever produced
her tits are absolutely ghoulish
Adam is getting cucked again 100%
fuck you for making me look it up
those are fucking depressing
considering Dasha flashed her tits at her engagement party, with Adam also admitting he enjoys Shoplyfter (coercion porn), i can see him selling her off to men when the show's over
Hail to the King
>Top 5 bits:
>1. Black John Wick
>2. Bernie Sanders Town Hall Blackface
>3. Adam wanking to BLACKEDRAW dressed as a woman
>4. FINGOTH
>5. Adam gets raped by the Mask
spotted the new cum fag
1. Adam's Black Son
2. Cell Phone Kiosk
3. Charlie Sheen
4. Irwin in Prison
5. Black Saw
JESUS Adam is a real cuck isn't he
I’ve reported this thread from at least a dozen IPs
Batman villains
Thursday Boots ad read
N Word Blasting
Adam getting raped by the Mask
Autism Powers
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm black
yeah he basically had a bunch of permanently horny chapo fags gaslight him into thinking dasha was really hot and funny
now he's going to marry a 5/10 gutterskank that makes shit indie films and does findom for leftist that want to say the n word
and who will obviously cuck him and divorce him
Ray Romano raping a kid and Nick being autistic about Costco samples are all timers for me
I dont know who this is, but from looking him up, why do people listen to this cretin?
see
i remember that vid. they looked nice and bigger when she flashed them
>Nick being autistic about Costco samples are all timers for me
Nick's not trapped in society, society's trapped in with Nick
no surprise there
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if dasha divorces adam and takes all the cum town money she will be the most based woman in comedy
this is true
anna at her groyperist
Adam would actually kill himself. Plus he's the one most fucked without the podcast money.
what is nathan fielder doing in the bottom right?
1. adam's black son
2. thousand island stare
3. animal crackers
4. meatwad cosby
5. ad reads
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>nathan fielder
Whatever dude, shits boring who cares
based and redpilled fpbp /thread
yeah she's very ugly
I'd smash no questions
battle of the gaza daycare
She's objectively ugly but I'd still marry her no question
why do they all have huge chins?
based thot
Who is she?
the cohost of red scare podcast, hosted by adam of cumtowns gf dahas
cohost of the red scare podcast
"Sometimes you just want to see a little white girl get dominated" - Adam Friedland, viewer of BLACKED RAW
Is she a trap?
thought it was a man desu
yes. this is her before she transitioned
>Why yes, I do enjoy seeing young blonde girls getting BLACKED. How could you tell?
Jesus FUCK?! I just jacked off to a man!
Yeah I'm currently employed as a man who collects welfare
No, she's just Armenian
this is a trap you can't fool me
Looks like Lawrence Sontag
Has the fanbase reached mde levels yet?
Is she the bitch that tried to "'"correct""" Nick and claim the NHS was good and """corrected"" Adam when he said pedophilia is more accepted in Europe than in America
Because the Oriels have a 28% win percentage while the based Rays are 57.7%
Hearing these guys talk about WWII gave me cancer
>Yo, did the Nazis take down the British? I can't remember.
People pretend the NHS is a good service all the time, I'm not sure why, I think it's because its drilled in idiots that it's "free," and the people who run it are underpaid. There are underpaid workers in the NHS to be fair, but there are people in the system that are very overpaid.
its been rated the best health service in the world multiple times
The NHS is bloated but really it's brilliant for what it is.
MDE incels invaded the cumtown subreddit
Based MDE incels
I know its gotten so much better now
thanks for letting us know reddit detective, I look forward to your chapo screencaps.
My friend is from China, he waited 4 hours in A&E to be told to go home and drink gaviscon for his stomach illness that has had him in agony for a few days. He then had to fly to China over a 10 hour flight in agony to go to a Chinese hospital where they finally diagnosed his problem properly and kept him in for a week. The NHS is not well run, nor is it a good service, people have to wait ridiculous times to be misdiagnosed or told that what is happening to them is not serious. They never even informed my aunt's GP that she had liver cancer, that killed her because it was too late until it was discovered. People fawn over it because it is "free, " even though we pay extortionate taxes and import under educated foreign doctors.
you zoomin' ?
>that episode of The Real Ass Podcast where Tom Meyers was on and Luis and Tim Dillon made fun of him the whole time without him realizing it, and Zac looked away the whole time because he knew that he'd burst out laughing if he even looked at Tom
>mulldog on seroquel
that's gonna be a yikes from me
anecdotal evidence means nothing
>invaded
very gay. kill yourself in minecraft
Blah blah blah
Perhaps it is better away from London, but all the people I know live horror stories about the service.
Fuck off. The cumtown was somewhat open minded, and centrist, now all you assholes had to go and ruin that. Fuck. You.
dilate
Depends on your postcode mate, my Dad got booked in for a knee replacement surgery 2 weeks after seeing the GP. Better than the US where people are too scared to even go to the hospital or have to buy fish antibiotics online
>the incels programming requires that he reply with "dilate" when challenged
Fuck you.
Fucking based. I don't even like MDE that much, but "wow that's so problematic" fags have ruined comedy.
Cope
This but unironically. For the most part cumtown is the one thing where it's just about being funny and not about one-sided politics. Stormfag MDE rejects are boomer-tier r/the_donald tier in comparison.
Central city services are obviously shit then. I wonder why...
You helped destroy the MDE redditcucks homebase, you deserve it
>program execute:
>"cope"
Same "insult", different day.
They invaded it because they felt at home there, not as some kind of act of retribution.
Seething
give me a quick rundown on this podcast
Adam only watched BLACKED because he's transracial
idk if it's the MDEfugees or the o&a boomers who keep posting pictures of PAAGs but keep up the good work
>executed program
>Cope, dilate, seething
>error error error
>malfunction
>NO INSULT LEFT
*explodes*
>centrist
They're pretty far left. Except for based Nick. Nick is the unmoved mover. The Kierkegaardian knight of faith. Riding the Tiger through the Kail Yurga just like Evola advised.
haha look at him hes so MAD hes literally SEETHING haha
Have sex
Based, I was just about to say "cope" as well.
O&A boomers are much better than MDE cucks
>They're pretty far left
To you maybe, to normal people they're centrist, even center right
It's still pretty centrist. But edgy comedy on reddit will naturally be right-leaning (for now) since the status quo is neolib shit. During the Bush admin the Daily Show was edgy, now it's not. That's just the way things are.
The real problem is the fucking retards that can't understand the pendulum swing. If CTH and AHS and TMoR stopped banning the far-right subs you wouldn't be bitching here today.
Regardless, /r/Drama is the only true centrist sub and that's why it's the best one.
commies that do edgy humor
people here like it because they are
a)too much of a bitch to watch fash the nation an actually good podcast
b)its the most successful "edgy" podcast thats around because it won't get demonized because they are lefties
Seriously every story about Ian's life is a top tier bit
Short-duration thematic posting is more in tune with MDE tbqh.
utter dogshit, its like if sam hyde and million dollar extreme were leftists. unlike mde, none of the 3 are funny enough to do solo routines so instead they all team up and produce this podcast.
there is nothing to say about adam friedeland because he contributes so little other than occasionally virtue signalling with his breathy, distant voice
the guy in the op is Stavros Halkias, a body-positive woke fat-fuck who frequently buys photoshoots for his instagram where he poses almost-nude. its supposed to look ironic but it kind of isn't. he laughs like a banshee occupying like 40% of the podcasts dead air.
honestly i dont even want to write out more about it because it is so insubstantial and unworthy of analysis
MDEfags: no dead babies
O&Afags: one is in jail for killing a baby trying to steal a soundboard for his TV
nick is three times as funny as anyone associated with Mike "Ranch Dressing" Enoch
Listen to to these:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
This is a pretty good primer on the sort of show this is.
>unworthy of analysis
analyse THIS
What did you mean by this
mike is far more intelligent and funny and actually fearless enough to say jokes nick wouldn't dream of
What is this, is the blue Stav cackling
>Abby
like looking into the fires of hell
It means there is a person out there with a laugh worse than Stav
blue is stav laughing on top, abby on the bottom
analyse the shit from my anus
one of the worst takes I've ever seen on this site. This isn't even good bait.
>to normal people
Your conception of """normal""" is pretty warped. To working class, small town America, a guy like Adam might as well be from an alien planet.
>name,
>doesnt even name guy in picture,
>based
How is that even possible
its not bait
nick is in many ways a cuck who will always be too afraid to make a truly great joke because its too racist
those blackface skits are nothing
women
HUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>what if we took the annoying laugh from opie and anthony and made it worse?
>xhe doesn't know
What are Tom's most legendary bits?
based
>I tried pot once
Him wanting to eat hilldawg's pussy
BHT
"I've TRIED pot"
B___ H__ T_________
ok yeah i wrote all that garbage in the thing you replied to, but i still listen to it every week so fuck my life
that periodogram of the abby episode look like dog shit looool
listening now
??????????????????????????????
its essential 'put on while doing menial work' tier.
1. bong hit transplant
2. the british are coming dude
3. his life
Abby wasn’t terrible. Annoying laugh but has sentience unlike a certain Eastern European grifter GF
No wonder Adam doesn't like titfucking.
based
Shots fired
This
his parents buying him a grave plot for his birthday
For the life of me, I don't get how anyone can listen to these podcasts just from how they speak alone. All they say is "like" every other word. So fucking, like, annoying.
This Jake Flores seems like a real worthless faggot. He was also one of those cunts trashing Legion of Skanks for having Milo on.
neither are funny
but dahsa has reply guys that are thirsty for her ugly ass gash so she will always win twitter fights
cum town sub has been owning him by sending him pics of his dead pod partner
based bipolar digital signal processing poster
also that is a spectrogram not a periodogram. each line is a windowed periodogram, with intensity represented as color.
I hope this schism over Louis CK performing at Skankfest turns into a full on war to the point Nick can't return home and has to stay permanently in Canada with me .
Kek. Some of those guys are alright.
Louis was at Skankfest? I must be out of the loop, that's fantastic.
there's a whinging chapo/stupidpol fag in every thread saying "actually this isn't funny and heres why'" but it's the mde guys that are the problem? sort your shit out you're hysterical.
there's no schism, jake has been in a downward spiral for a long time. he had a drunk meltdown on twitter around the milo/skanks show and dragged nick in to that, too.
Nick making fun of the kermit the frog sounding Jordan Peterson is the funniest shit ever
funny because nick needs his help more than anyone
No he doesn't lol
>help
Ok he will clean his room hah
The comedy community is splitting down the middle, and soon it will probably be totally fractured between the funny people and the SJWs. The actual talent in comedy doesn't give a fuck anymore. Tim Dillon had Gavin McInnes on his podcast last week, and he doesn't care if anyone else thinks he shouldn't have. I think it's a good thing overall. Separate the wheat from the chaff.
I'm talking about this and the Twitter reply storm that's going on on Dasha's account right now.
the fact that the people leading the comedy scene are american, spells death for comedy. But to be fair all UK comedians are politically driven idiots that can barely make a joke that doesn't have an ulterior motive, other than being funny. I think stand up is just dead to be honest.
amber always has the best takes desu
>actual talent
>Tim Dillon
No
Peterson is one of the most knowledgeable high IQ philosophers out there today
clean your room is far more meaningful than you think it is and he goes FAR beyond that in his lectures
also nick is going to kill himself in the next 5 years and he clearly needs help
the boys were supposed to be at skankfest and bailed. maybe they knew.
reddit.com
>idk maybe im a liberal but you guys are my friends
>I guess it just feels really dismissive to tell us to go make friends in person when a large part of the audience could get killed or ostracized for trying to do that. A lot of leftists are trans people or people with disabilities
people took sides years ago but what luis is doing seems good and hopefully he doesn't get compromised
>no batman villains
>no adam getting cucked by beetlejuice
Conservative moral paranoia has gone full circle now, ironically the leftists hold the moral compass.
She cute. Would breed for chad armenian sons.
she and felix look like siblings
she looked ok back then
she looks like a ghoul now
Am I supposed to know who this is and why it's apparently important? Because I don't. I am not sure if you understood that I don't know who this guy is or what he is famous for. I don't.
Tim's a good egg, and easily the most based homosexual in the comedy business.
Dave Smith has been redpilled for a while, but Luis and Jay became truly redpilled after the Milo backlash, and I think Luis is ready to blow the whole thing up, and he knows that the funny people will be the ones left standing.
i agree with op. fuck cumtown kids, fuck their stupid sense of humor, fuck their dumbshit audience, and fuck jannies.
Jesus, you guys realize there's nothing lower on this Earth than an Armenian right?
He isn't funny, but nearly all standup isn't either.
Honest question: how does this guy manage to get laid despite being fat, bald, missing teeth and not even that funny? I'm not sure whether I feel envious, inspired or just puzzled.
Literally just be yourself.
Matt and Shane is funnier
Half of these are from the last few months you fucking newfag
No Cum Town bit will ever beat Def Jam Picard.
>But seriously black folks, beat yo kids
Have social connections that are attractive to women
imagine the smell
by desperately being fake woke and finding an absolute dog with low standards
9 lives, dirty cat litter and week old cheap box wine.
>Chapofags mercilessly bullied every time they say something on the cumtown reddit
based
be a minor celebrity that makes a decent amount of money
cumboys are bernie bros
I don't remember conservatives claiming Louis's new leaked set was problematic.
>reddittown shit now babysat
based mod
What do you even mean by this?
They literally just say that to avoid getting taken down.
This image here the one your reply was about and what you seem to be agreeing with, claims that the crucifixion of CK was a "conservative moral panic". Which is nonsensical.
they were bernie bros since forever, nick was friends with the chapos years before they all started podcasting.
both stav and adam are definite socialist cucks
nick is suicidal and is just adapting to his environment which is covered with commies
how can they claim to be left or woke when their best bits are racist caricatures and rape jokes?
yeah totally
youtu.be
that's an unfortunate looking... woman?
What she's saying is that the outrage against Luis comes from the same place as when conservatives would get angry about rap music, not that it's the same people doing it. Just that it's equally as stupid.
I was completely of the opposite opinion, you are either drunk or autistic.
If the boys controlled who got the presidency they probably would just give it to bernie. This bit is just about making fun of feminists who claim bernie is the less woke choice because hillary was a woman
nick has always been a socialist
they're leftist but they don't actually think they're woke, they're just anti-idpol.
I hate fat faggots like stav who are constantly making jokes about how fat they are. They think it makes them look less insecure when really it just reeks of desperation.
Dude you need to listen to Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast already. Matt is a true shaman, Nick is a poser
it reeks of depression and self hatred desu
link patreon eps pls
this is pro bernie did u listen to this
Oh I see
Oh alright, but if you're saying full circle I assumed you meant full circle, not half circle.
Is that Stavros? At least he's funny sometimes, Adam only exists to ruin bits and get abused by Nick.
Meatwad Kat Williams deserves a spot along with Nick losing a Superbowl commercial over his podcast's name.
I'm not on their patreon. but i might since it's only $1 unlike those cum town jews
it was me being a fucking retard I just reread it, dont worry
>over his podcast's name.
I thought it was him mentioning the nazi connections
built for _ _ _
no you're alright man
pagheets i guess because of her movie
her tits are F tier, tiny and flat
BIG BUG COCK
Like Nick had Nazi connections or IBM had Nazi connections?
Yeah Nick was more or less exactly like those guys for a while.
he made a tweet about ibm helping with the holocaust
they're still pals and that's a good thing
cumming in her hands
Three idiots talking about nothing and making edgy jokes.
Not bad, having that thousand cock stare helps.
Nick joked on Twitter in the past about how IBM knew their competers were being used by Nazi Germany to hunt down Jews to ship off to concentration camps and later to keep track of how many died still sold them more computers.
I listened to the red scare episode with Nick on it and Dasha has the worst personality ever. Like her whole persona is built on being a retarded princess with a coke-fried brain paired with the most pseud strain of American ""socialism"" imaginable.
I always wondered how that bug man got someone that far out of his league, but now I realize she's the most vapid and shallow person ever.
>they're still pals and that's a good thing
Yeah but Nick has Cumtown so he doesn't have to pretend to be as gay as them anymore, and that's a good thing.
you sound like a beta faggot desperate for sex
>I always wondered how that bug man got someone that far out of his league,
they are well within the same league of looks
both are 5/10s
>Murdoch family
There's one of one million.
>tilts his head so he looks less fat
lmao
Konzentrationslager
>85 posters
>288 replies
You faggots are pathetic.
Also FUCK SWAGLORD
and FUCK HIRO.
>tfw we'll never find out if adam was at the feminist bookstore
Imagine the dipshit that would save this image.
Yeah but she reads books and stuff
shaddup beech mam
cool adam
gay retarded jackass
gomers BTFO
based tom
can't wait for this weeks episode of chapo!
What's some Cumtown deep lore? How did Nick, Adam, and Stav meet? College or high school friends?
the only based thing jake flores has ever said
they met in the dc/baltimore comedy scene
nick and adam are old friends, they met stav in their 20s at a bathhouse in queens.
i think they all met on the comics circuit in DC
(You)
big tiddy Amber always delivers
I think Nick and Stav met while they both lived in Baltimore and Nick and Adam met when they both lived in DC. They met because they all were doing open mics.
chapo is good
wrong bitch
it stopped being good a while ago. i dont give a fuck about some nobody's gay book or socialist netflix or whatever the fuck theyre shilling now. they started take themselves way too seriously
faggot
So we'll hate him. Because he can take it
cumtown does the comedy part better than chapo, and dead pundits and aufhebunga bunga do the politics part better than chapo.
Stav is by far the most politically unbearable of the 3
>trash the nation
>funny
If you're an autistic 16 year old yeah
>cum town is political
Nick has mentioned politics like twice on the podcast.
>red scare does the politics part better than chapo.
ftfy
Why would you choose to be gay?
I'm Ryan Schutt and I'm Barack Obama and I'm gay
Nick's the wokest cumboy
Who put their dick in my ass?
No, that's just Stav being retarded
But he's also the most redpilled. How?
>red scare
>funny
yikes
More like Fags Of The Nation
Abby is annoying as fuck but It’s not her fault Matt Mcusker can’t do levels
Any one of a billion africans
when did i say funny, genius?
Got his bitch ass
ps checked
>pepe nigger
What's it like to be 16?
*falsetto voice* suck my dick cus i am gay
how about instead of me myself and irene its me myself and iraq where an army grunt fucks himself in the ass every day between fighting insurgents