Toy Story 4

>pros
+ Woody
+ Forky
+ Bo (surprisingly she's not SJW)
+ human element
+ pushes the boundary of creepy elements in a G rated film
+ antagonists are not just bad for the sake of being bad
+ Ending is another tearjerker and has a good twist you won't see coming

>cons
- Buzz
- Keanu Reeve's character
- Key & Peel are more annoying than funny
- Too many new characters mean old classics get barely any screen time
- Main conflict hints at another dark climax but gets conveniently resolved on it's own

It's good. Not great. Not shit. But it's good. Yes it's the worst of the 4 films. No it isn't strong enough to come across as a worthy follow up to the trilogy, and this is made even worse by the fact that it has almost a more conclusive ending than 3 did. On it's own merits though, it's fine. Better than anything from Funimation and better than low tier Pixar films.
I really think a lot of the problem is that when it comes to Toy Story, the core of these movies is Woody and Buzz, and while this movie does Woody justice, it has absolutely no idea what to do with Buzz. For some reason he's retarded now. They turned him into a secondary character that is just there for more jokes and as a result really kind of butcher his character. That's probably the biggest flaw with the film.
In a way, It's actually disappointing that the movie is as good as it is because if it was shit we could just ignore it and say everything ended with 3 (which I guess you still can) but unfortunately this entry is good enough to validate its existance.

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Who is even the audience for this movie? I was 7 when Toy Story came out. Perfect age for it and I loved it. By the time the 2nd one came out, I remember thinking I was too old for it. I was in my 20s when the 3rd one came out. Now in my 30s. Who wanted this movie?

>Key and Peel
Why does this sound like a gross sexual thing?

i don't see how toy story 4 isn't better than 1.

Anyone that thinks Pixar is ever going to stop making Toy Stories is being naive.
Toy Story is, more than anything else, their baby. It's their signature creation that put them on the map and defines them as a studio. They are going to easily keep making them until Tim Allen retires from the role of Buzz. I'm anticipating at least another 2 or 3 films.

>Who wanted this movie?
The shareholders

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>Who is even the audience for this movie?
It's for all audiences. Fans of the old movies and also newer young kids. I teach 6th grade and all the kids were going to see it this weekend.
>I was 7 when Toy Story came out. Perfect age for it and I loved it. By the time the 2nd one came out, I remember thinking I was too old for it. I was in my 20s when the 3rd one came out. Now in my 30s. Who wanted this movie?
Normies love Toy Story. It's kind of like how gen 1 pokemon is still really popular.

Buzz was always second banana. His arc was completed in the original movie, all the others have a focus on Woody. Buzz spends half of TS3 speaking Spanish.

Pixar hates Tim Allen now. It seems they could barely get by with him in this film by making him a literal dumbass.

>Who wanted this movie?
Normies who just want their favourite film franchises to get repeated ad infinitum so they have something to look forward to go and see

I thought it was really good, I'm surprised they didn't fill Bo with feminist propaganda but rather she was someone who just found another way.
My main problem with the movie is Buzz and how they didn't know what to do with him.
His "inner voice" shit went nowhere and he acted like a retard when he was basically in the same spot he was in Toy Story 2. It was like it a different character

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this

My theater was absolutely jam packed with small children so clearly it still is relevant

At the box office it's also outperforming Toy Story 3

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I'm surprised so many people from Yea Forums actually went and watched this. Fucking disneydrones I expected better from you.

I agree with your list. I hated Key and Peeles characters. Buzz is not even a aecondary hes a tertiary at best

I agree completely

>I thought it was really good, I'm surprised they didn't fill Bo with feminist propaganda but rather she was someone who just found another way.
Yeah they actually found a way to make pretty much everyone happy. Both SJWs and normal non-indoctrinated free thinkers seem to think she was handled well.
>My main problem with the movie is Buzz and how they didn't know what to do with him.
>His "inner voice" shit went nowhere and he acted like a retard when he was basically in the same spot he was in Toy Story 2. It was like it a different character
This seems to be the main complaint I'm seeing. It's like they completely forgot about his development through 2 and 3 and reverted him back to 1.

3>1>2>4

>Change my mind

switch 1 and 2

>i don't see how toy story 4 isn't better than 1.
you could make that argument

2 > 1 > 3 > 4
Everyone rates 3 high just because of the incinerator scene. Leave that out and you have a mediocre movie.

>Funimation

Nigga what?

The "prison escape" aspect of it was also pretty good.

It was the passing on the toys to another child scene actually.
Incinerator scene was just a basic action thriller sequence.

>Key & Peel are more annoying than funny
what a shocker

They ain't bad if you like comedy duo niggers. Like Bad Boys or some other movie starring Martin Lawrance,

>- Keanu Reeve's character
had to google that, couldnt even tell the biker guy was him

they had the best joke in the movie
... although technically they didn't speak for it

So what would you prefer for 5?

1. A film that follows Woody & the Lost Toys
2. A film that follows Buzz and Bonnie's Toys
3. A film that follows both and merges them at the end

I'll wait for Cole Smithey's review.

When did you cry bros
For me it was once when Gabby got tossed aside by Harmony and again when she went with the lost girl and they found her parents
That character really hit home with me for some reason

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>had to google that, couldnt even tell the biker guy was him
Yeah it was kind of a waste of a role

Buzz and Bonnie
Make Buzz and Jessie the new leads
Maybe have Woody cameo like Cap does at the end of Endgame, a wizened old timer cowboy

how about no more toy story movies and have the pixar jews come up with something new?

OP is spot on.
It's good but they almost need to make 5 now to justify it sticking out from the other 3.

Neither
This was the perfect epilogue to an already perfect trilogy
If there had to be a 5, I'd want a wholly new story with all new toys and kids, maybe something having to do with the roll of toys when smartphones/videogames exist, or a movie set in more "toyetic" eras like the late 20th century

Some softporn starring the new teacher Bonnie meets

I never even wanted TS4 but would now welcome a TS5 to retcon the 4th’s ending. As long as Pixar has Buzz the way he was in 1-3, I’d be fine with it.

>tfw Woody says goodbye to all his friends
it was too much for me bros

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It's a movie made for girls, there are hardly any men or boys in there besides some diversity hires. It makes sense that Woody would be upset to losing his place as top toy, but abandoning the family he has made for some porcelain poosi is a bad moral.

>it's also outperforming Toy Story 3
Not if you adjust for inflation. Also, $8000 is pocket change for movie studios.

>Bonnie didn't care for Woody after all, making the last scene from Toy Story 3 pointless
>All the other toys get barely any screentime in favor of the new toys
>Buzz gets dumbed down
>Woody leaves, ruining the themes of loyalty and friendship presented throughout the whole franchise
"This movie doesn't ruin the rest of the trilogy" MY ASS.

When he puts the star on Jessie
They did a good job forshadowing that also

>adjusting for inflation
Nobody cares, Avatarbab. You're about to get passed.

My only beef with the movie is that they made Andy look like an actually well-designed 2019 CGI character instead of a jimmy neutron lookin walnut ass like he was in the first two.
Yeah I know no one would like that but considering he's in the movie for less than 10 minutes, it would have been cool for consistency's sake

>Being this obsessed
You brought up the topic, you know that, right?

I had an erection everytime she appeared on screen
I wasn't the only one r-right?

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You got a friend in me

Unless you're Woody, fucking cunt.

You're not alone
Giggle was great too

Perfectly summed up my views on the film user, great work I couldn't agree more.

I had a boner for a different qt.

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dude she was like 2 and a half years old

>small children
>not adults who grew up and recognize the franchise
and there you have it

Admit it.
You felt uneasy.

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it was jam packed with small children
for every adult there were like 2-6 kids under the age of 13

When and where will I be able to watch this online? Please?

4's ending is likely permanent, but yeah I also welcome a TS5 to give Buzz some love

I think he meant illumination

I've been using kimcartoon and such. My wifi is ass so it takes a century to load but it works

desu toy story 2 still the worst for me, idk why people love it so much.

>Bo Peep wasn't a walking feminist dogwhistle
>Forky wasn't a walking LGBTQ+ dogwhistle
>Buzz wasn't a walking conservatard strawman (because of Tim Allen)
>the Key and Peele plushies didn't have any racebaiting shit stuffed (haha) into them, despite one of them literally being Jordan fucking Peele
>Dolly wasn't an irredeemable regressive strawman for wanting what was the "normal" life for a toy
>Duke actually has a triumphant self-redemption arc instead of just having to accept the fact that he ain't shit
Pixar could have made it so bad but they made it so good. It was just a wholesome family movie filled with good messages about virtuous values. I know I sound like a raging /pol/tard but I can't help but to have these things on my mind when I see movies, especially for kids, so to see one that not only settles my fears but in fact directly opposes them, I can't help but be happy.

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they definitely showed restraint.
This was set up to be an easily SJWfied film and it really wasnt. I'll accept it.
But yeah I kind of want 5 and 6 now.

So Bo cut this poor guy up and made him into her skunkmobile, right?

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at least they saved him from drowning

There seems to be a version of the movie on there and a bunch of other sites that is literally just someone recording the theater screen with their phone. Badly cropped, text ads on the screen, bad sound quality. I can't bring myself to stoop that low, so I guess I'll just have to wait until the actual movie file is up somewhere.

You people need to go to the fucking brain hospital. For your own goods you need help processing the world around you correctly.

I was confused by this too
I remember in 3 they mentioned that RC was one of the toys they lost from 2-3, and I thought the intro scene of 4 was gonna be how they lost him, but if I recall correctly they got him back to Andy while Woody said goodbye to Bo

they lost RC later

What was her problem?

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Alright point me to my nearest "Brain Hospital"

the intro to 4 takes place between 2 and 3
They havent lost RC yet at that point

Gabby was alright but can we all agree that Lotso is still the best villain in the series?

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This movie confirms that mutt kids are mentally fucked.

boys start off shitheads, then grow up to become men. girls start off as saints, then grow up to become shitheads

Nah fuck Lotso
Pete/Al>>>Sid>>Gabby>>>>>Lotso

>when he started to play Midnight, the Stars and You

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She's a shitty little kid with too many toys
Not all of them are gonna be beloved beginning to end

Yes. Also 3 is the best one. Haven't actually seen 4 yet though. 3>1>2
Also don't (You) me over this.

desu all the villains are good. Lotso is the most memorable and has the best design. Stinky Pete has the best motives. Sid is the most fun (those nightmare toys are great). Gabby is most lovable and hardly a villain.

Sid is still the best villain

Hearing Christina Hendricks' voice coming out of that doll was an experience my body didn't need

The jews

I thought it was weird that all of bonnies toys from 3 were barely in this one

>let's ruin a story with muh realism
Here we go with the TLJ-tier excuses.

Sid is totally boring as a villain, no complexity, though he's built up pretty well. Pete is good, but he only gets the last act of the movie to really shine. Lotso is badass, has good motivation, and is a consistently intimidating force for most of the movie. Also he has henchmen and henchmen make every villain cooler. Haven't seen 4 yet.

>nearing 100 posts about a literal baby's movie
This is why you haven't gotten laid yet

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>Maybe have Woody cameo like Cap does at the end of Endgame
How about no

the humans have always been realistic

Toy Story is literally better than Capeshit, Star Wars, and Game of Thrones and all I see is that shit cloghing up page 1 all day

So Pixar is actually based?

Imagine being this loser lmao

But Lotso is literally stinky Pete 2.0

Stinkey Pete has no real valid reason for suddenly becoming evil other than they needed a final boss that wasnt a human so the toys could actually fight it.
Fucking Zerg has more build up as a villain in that movie.

Toy Story 2 is the most overrated film
It's still good but filled with a lot of lack of restraint on the writers part.

this

I disagree. I'm a sucker for prison breakout movies. Also, the Buzz demo-mode plot device was actually a great idea.

The funny thing is this movie got pushed back to give the team more time to work on it where as Incredibles 2 b
got pushed forward and had to cut down its runtime and rush itself as a result.
But the audiance numbers show that I2 was actually the film more people were excited for.

The entire GPS sequence validated the film's existance
>"Dad is totally going to jail!"
I kekd. And you did too.

TS2 was made during a time when sequels were shit and it was the only one that actually stood out. I think it was originally planned as a straight to tv release.

It was about $4 cheaper to see Toy Story 3 back in 2010 as well.

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Trixie is one of the best characters in the franchise and needs more screen time if they go ahead with TS5.

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what's the twist?

>while this movie does Woody justice, it has absolutely no idea what to do with Buzz. For some reason he's retarded now.
Tom Hanks is liberal. Tim Allen is conservative. 2+2=4.

They butchered my boy Buzz. I liked the film but that was unforgivable.

I was happy how much the movie got me to laugh. Key and Peele weren't that great but that plush rush shit got me going when they were trying to discuss how to get the key.

Probably gonna see it when it hits blu ray, not going to the theater for a mediocre pixar sequel. Thanks for the spoiler-free review, user

No problem. I'd say it's better than mediocre though.

Think I2 would've turned out any better if the extra year hadn't been cut out

I agree. 3 was made for adults

I'm about your age but still saw Toy Story 2 and 3 in theaters

Woody leaves the rest of the main cast to go be a "lost toy" with Bo and some of the new characters. The film is really first and foremost about Woody and his struggles to move on from Andy. He doesnt really click with Bonnie. Since she's a girl she identifies more with Jessie than Woody and this plays into the ending. Woody gives Jessie his sheriff star and says goodbye to his friends one by one, with Buzz last. Basically they're retiring his character.

>Basically they're retiring his character.
dont be retarded. pixar loves money, tom hanks loves money, see you in the toy story 5 thread.

5 will either be about Woody and his gang or Buzz and his gang. Not both.

whatever you say.

Trixie a cute!
CUTE!

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>she wants that Velociraptor COCK!
What did Pixar mean by this?

>Bonnie would rather play with a 90's radical spaceman action figure than a Cowboy doll that perfectly matches the cowgirl doll
Completely unrealistic

Bullshit. They'll make a 5th one... and a 6th... and 7th... all of which will make boatloads of money - DESPITE negating the original trilogy's supposedly "wonderful/perfect" ending - because the general moviegoing public is retarded and critics have Pixar's cock so far up their ass they're incapable of giving its biggest cash cow franchise anything less than a 98% on RT.

Fuck this franchise. Fuck Hollywood. And fuck Disney.

>I'm the authority on what all kindergartner girls should act like
jesus christ just stop talking

>they will completely eliminate one of their biggest stars from the franchise for the sake of the plot
how could a human being seriously be this goddamn stupid my god

I kind of am an authority on what kindergartner girls act like for a very obvious reason

Let me guess. You also think giving Women the right to vote was a huge mistake and that the holocaust never happened.

Why would someone with the wrong opinion on kid's movies have the right opinion on politics?

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Fuck this shit why didn't bo's gang rejoin bonnie? They were literally about to take that evil 70 year old doll to bonnie so why not bo too? Buzz and woodys relationship is the core of this series, not this side character.
They made buzz an actual NPC with no internal monologue. And woodys inner voice is ripped out and he abandons his family. Why the fuck would you want a toy to abandon you? It's like a puppy running away.

You're clearly not living away from home yet.
The Toy story movies are about different phases of life. Sometimes things don't go as planned and you have to kind of wing it.

Where the fuck did you derive that from my rant?

I just fucking can't stand how people seem to act like the Toy Story movies are masterpieces.

They aren't. They're decent kid's flicks and that's all. Elevating them to being something "amazing" is insanely stupid.

Name one scene in the first two Toy Stories that point to Bo being a "let badass character" in TS4

my biggest issue with TS4

Toy Story movies are about $$ and nothing else.

I actually like the prospector. I like villians who start off good or innocent and become disillusioned and jaded by life because they had to play 2nd fiddle or pushed aside due to something "newer". The 2nd movie was a mirror to what woody was becoming in toy story 1. Lotso was the same but he had a more Hitler feel to him and not something radically personal. Lotso was abandoned, but the prospector lead a life of fame that ended with the times and he was reduced to a collectable memory.

Let me guess. A hood rat is balls deep in your wife's pussy.

>I just can't fucking stand that something is popular
This will forever hamper your ability to interact with the world at large until you finally grow up and learn to stop giving a shit what other people think

I only have a gf but she's scared of black people

She got hardened with her life outside

she changed when she became lost

Grow the fuck up

Hard to do when everyone obsesses over Disney shit 24/7. Honestly I'll probably just say fuck society and shut myself off from it.

Also it's gonna make me pissed to see this movie win an Oscar when the franchise already has 2 AND it's a goddamned unneeded sequel.

But it's Disney/Pixar... so the only movie which has a chance to beat it is... Frozen 2 *shudders*

I have moved out. Bo's future is traveling with the carnival playing with random kids. She's that modern woman riding a cock merry go round - sorry cock carousel.
Woody had settled down and had kept his group together for over 20 years but dropped it all for that ass.

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>Hard to do
nobody said it was easy, but it remains the absolute best advise for achieving inner satisfaction, which is the key to life

my apologies
I've enjoyed the 20s and handled living away well enough but I think it's time to finally grow up

There are a lot of contenders that can beat it out for the Oscar
>Lego Movie 2
>Secret Life of Pets 2
>Lion King
>How to Train Your Dragon 3
>Sonic the Hedgehog

>Honestly I'll probably just say fuck society and shut myself off from it.
quit being a fucking attention whore and do it then. how you feel about disney? that's how the rest of us feel about dipshits like you. get out of our face and go live in a secluded trailer park sucking your landlord's dick for coke or something.

>that corn fed cowgirl butt

tbf they havent really known what to do with Buzz since the first film.
Remember when Toy Story 3 was going to be about them recalling Buzz toys due to defects but then they scraped it to be about Andy going to college?

The only difference now is that they are creatively bankrupt with him. At least in 2 and 3 they had enough tropes to throw at him to make him enjoyable on screen. But they're out of ideas now. For this reason alone I'd support the 5th film being Buzz-centric

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The opening scene shows her taking the lead over Woody to save RC

I wish, but would they really give Tim Allen the face of the franchise?

Disney probably wants to get rid of Buzz because Tim Allen is a conservative. With him gone and the focus on Woody and Bo, they can go even more SJW on the film.

Alrighty then, I'll leave you to continue whoring yourself out to a multimillion dollar corporation. Enjoy that mouse dick, friend. You'll be tasting it for quite some time.

The new characters need to interact with old classics to be considered good really. Just Buzz & Woody isn't enough. Like Mr potato Head interacting with Martians or Rex with Zurg.

>i am superior and society is wrong
it costs $0 and 0 effort to seclude yourself from society. literally stand up, walk out your door, and keep walking until you're alone. you won't do it because you're a whiny little cunt and you know you wouldn't last 18 seconds without internet access.

They just gotta write them like a buddy cop film. Sorta like lethal weapon. Or die hard 3.

You guys do know that Disney doesnt actually care about politics, right? Like, at all. They're just looking at the political winds and feuding which pop culture fads to surf on for max revenue. If they can get away with having a Buzz film they will do it in a way that doesnt overly promote Allen himself.

modern Yea Forums thinks the world is literally about left and right
it's useless trying to explain them otherwise
Get ready for the absolute meltdown when Biden fucks Trump.

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>You guys do know that Disney doesnt actually care about politics, right? Like, at all. They're just looking at the political winds and feuding which pop culture fads to surf on for max revenue.
>Disney doesn't care about politics they're just making movies based entirely around political trends because that's what makes money.
>But they don't care about politics.
>It's just that their entire business model revolves around politics.
>But they don't care about politics, like, at all.
are you confused?

I WANT TO FUCK BO

they care superfluously, in the sense that they're appealing to a trend to look favorable
Their heart isn't actually in it.
It's kind of like how dems dont actually care about blacks, they just keep them on the end of a string

That child molestor isn't winning shit, doesn't he also have a brain tumor? Hope he drops dead like McCain, I want to piss on both their graves.

she's a doll, user

>muh polls
it's 2016 again

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>they care
that's what i thought.

you're incredibly naive if you think Trump can beat Biden

about money, yes
The west is trending left. It makes the most sense to appeal to that culture for the sake of your investors if you're a CEO. If conservative messaging was more profitable, that's what they would pit in their films.

IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF BLONALD BLUMF???

>tfw when that cunt just goes "meh" at Gabby with her new voice box and throws her away


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU DISNEY

Also anyone else surprised this got a G rating? There were tons of scenes where this should of gotten bumped up to PG. Definitely not a movie you take your FUCKING 2 year old toddler to, random black couple sitting directly behind us, then of course it starts crying at the Slappy doll scenes. fucking niggers.

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>Kid with an appreciation to those of traditional values trades him for nuance of the progressive immigrate
>Both aren't good enough for the Kid so he needs a strong indepent women that mimics the traditional value man, thus rendering the latter useless.
>Kid gives up his legacy to female mixed kid who toss his traditional value man in a closet and chooses literal garbage over him
The Toy Story tetralogy is actually about demographics of the western world. Who knew?

just goes to show that suburban and flyover retards are poor as fuck and always a burden to our nation

it merits the G rating, but yeah the dummies were creepy

Yes, and?

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how many different ways are you going to re-state "they care but they don't care"? they understand that using hundreds of millions of dollars to showcase a political trend on a global scale reinforces that trend. you are either actually stupid or just arguing for the sake of arguing.

>Who is even the audience for this movie?

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You're incredibly naieve if you think shitskins, aka the Democrat party base, cares about child molesting cracker Joe Biden. They'd have a better chance with a shitskin female like Kamela Harris, but they'll still lose.
Also
>Blue Florida
Trump just had a 20,000+ rally in Florida, he's winning it again

I have been reading opinions about Bonnie not caring about Woody. What happened?

the masses still want a bernie type, the DNC knows this but is still shilling to the fuckin moon for their establishment bootlicker. if you were alive during 2016 you've already seen this movie, how do you not remember the ending?

>incredibly naive
t. Someone who thought Trump could never win

I'm just saying the actual money heads begond the studios are probably just as if not more racist than we are

tl;dr it's not personal, just business

When Buzz tells Woody that she will be okay, talking about Bonnie and then immediatly he turns to Bo and you can actually see how she knows he's staying by her heavier breathing.

It was great.

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Are they really going to use "You got a Friend in me" again for the next film?

people gasped in my theater
some little kid said "no!"

>some little kid said "no!"
hahaha faggot

i'm talking about politics in movies, stop shoehorning irrelevant nigger points. there are no black toys in this franchise unless you count mr. potato head.

More like cowgirl bo brappppppppp

...what

I came here to shitpost but two retards are already arguing about Trump in a Toy Story thread. Carry on.

Huh Huh

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So wait

What happens if i write my name on the feet of my anime figs?

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sup my /hg/ nigga?
yeah /pol/tards got to it. It's a shame.

You know all those movies at DVD releases watched by kids. Younger kids and families still enjoy the series

>just because I didnt reproduce means no one else did

Small Soldiers >>>>>>> any Toy Story movie

they will come to life just to kys because of having to live with you

Glad you recognized my key word! Things are good. I haven't been on Yea Forums much outside of last month's game of thrones final season extravaganza. But I'll have to check the new toy story out. Got a gift card to a theater burning a hole in my pocket. And yeah they are everywhere.

avoir des relations sexuelles.

Common, the sequel will be them reuniting and having an adventure somewhere. Disney uses woody and buzz everywhere for promoting this movie and the franchise as a whole. Yes you could have a movie focusing entirely on one of them but there is no way it would happen.

Just saw it like an hour ago

Pretty good. Forky was funny. Gabby was an interesting villain and had a sweet ending. Bo Peep was meh. I get she's the token "strong female character" but it made her completely uninteresting. The movie was sweet but the ending kinda soured everything. Woody leaving Bonnie for a literal carnival thot. Come on Disney.

what the fuck is /hg/?

you're probably right but I'd respect them more if they made it work at least

>forcing your kids to watch your childhood movies and all of the shitty sequels
cringe

it was good

I think he means the halo general on vg

Correct.

You know passing on stories is what humans have done since the dawn of time right

>/highground/ - IT'S OVER, ANAKIN

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the earth is only 4567 years old

>us
>our

Speak for yourself, faggot.

I want to lick her rubber shithole

she is porcelain son

>Bo clearly wanted Woody the whole movie
this movie was pretty based

Reddit shit

I know he did it for a good cause for both Forky and Gabby to have the great life he once did, but I didn't like Woody being stripped of his voice box. If he can't have his badge at least let him keep his string. I know he's being noble for being above materialistic things, but it was like watching him get castrated. Let the dude have something. Maybe I'm just nostalgic but that little moment made me feel a little bitter. Still liked the movie though.

Damn, don't want to break her

Anyone notice Boo from Monsters Inc. when Bonnie went to Kindergarten orientation at the beginning? That was clearly Boo.

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Lmfao quit being silly

There was a Finding Nemo doll on the wall of that carnival game Buzz was trapped to with the Key and Peele dolls, too. I'm sure I missed a bunch of others.

>lazy corporate cash grabs are human stories passed down through time

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You are such a fucking brainlet. I love you tho

autism

>t. storytelling brainlet
Yes, most corporate cash grabs are retooled prototypical myths and fables that have been told and re-told for the entirety of oral history you absolute mongoloid.

Post yfw Giggle McDimples gets fucking VORED by the cat

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>eating a midget negro
poor cat

Honestly they tried so hard to push her as a "stronk woman" type but jessie already fills that role fine without it being overly obnoxious. I could see Jessie taking charge like that but Bo?

>ruining the themes of loyalty and friendship presented throughout the whole franchise
They weren't ruined at all; most of the movie is dedicated to Woody getting Forky back for Bonnie, and Woody does it because he's loyal to Bonnie. The Friendship aspect of it is elevated to love, letting go, and passing on for the next generation; Woody chose hoes over bros; Woody let go of his voice box for the happiness of his kid; and, also influenced by the voice box, gives Gabby a chance of finally being a toy for a kid, and also passing the sheriff badge to Jessie.

>in toy story 3, Bonnie calls Woody "her cowboy", making Andy feel like he's better off letting her have it
>in this movie, Bonnie ignores him and didn't even notice him gone

Pissed me off and is the only counter argument for people who think Woody left for pussy. You know he would've stayed with Bonnie if she loved him like she did in 3.
To think, Andy would've kept him and probably had let his kids have woody

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He's still got his hat.

You’ll understand when you’re older.

I mean, Tim Allen has probably been the most prolific 90s and 2000s Disney actor between toy story, santa clause, jungle 2 jungle, shaggy da, etc. Hus Disney ties run deeper than his conservatism

It definitely has a better message

This but Woody already went through this with Buzz being Andys new favorite for awhile Bonnie probably would've gotten over it unless shes literally fucking retarded just seemed out of character for Woody

It just happened with Robert Downey Jr, idiot.

People that refuse to grow up. A lot of people grew up with this series, and for me personally it ended when my childhood ended. It was a nice conclusion to that part of my life and I left it behind - the audience for this are individuals that refused to do that.

From the windowsill? Sure.

Lolling inside.

I kind of want to watch it now.

Made me think all sorts of things.
I’m sure Gabby could swallow her too

He was simply an asshole.
It was more like that villain from the second TWK videogame.

People really seem to hate Bonnie. She's just not as endearing as Andy was

>Now in my 30s
christ, leave already

It's beneficial to the plot, but why doesn't Buzz glow in the dark constantly like he was made too? Did whatever makes him glow in the dark just run out?

Also why did they dumb Buzz down for this movie? I don't remember him acting like this in the last two movies, but perhaps it's the way he used to think that he was the real Buzz Lightyear has more affect on him after a few years of not getting played with. Either way he felt less competent then he did in Toy Story 2. The carnival really sold me as a setting. I feel like the movie really captures the feel of a annual "the carnivals back in town" magic. Key and Peel bits were fun, they didn't feel like they were distracting but they just tagged along for whatever reason instead of finding a kid after being freed.

I had a big smile on my face when Tin Toy opened the door for Bo Peep in the PinBall club.

By what you're saying neither did lotso he can have any kid he wants playing with him at daycare and his motives are even worse

BUZZ IS A CIA NIGGER

because we're in the capeshit craze.

what a fucking stupid asshole

Some of us have actually had intercourse and offspring created therein.

holy fuck, what a fucking loser

Only HTTYD 3 has a chance on your list, I frankly doubt that Lion King will be considered as an animated film even if its all CGI.

I'm actually a little more surprised that it still got a G while including the Plush Rush fantasy tag with the kaiju Chick & Bunny breathing fire and shooting lasers and getting ready to crush the carny; that was a little surreal

I agree with pretty much all that, but I thought Keanu's character was decent (his "whoas" are particularly funny) and Key & Peele's were less over-the-top than I thought they'd be (the fact that they're stitched together is charming).

The negative aspects for me were:
>Dolly (what purpose did she serve? Jessie could've played the exact same role)
>Woody submitting to Gabby with barely any hesitation (she literally manipulates him using info she got while holding Forky hostage - why does everyone think that's okay so quickly?)
>The pacing
>The RV sequence at the end (why wouldn't the dad take the keys out of the damn ignition? It's funny, but come on)
>The skunk car was a lame excuse to get characters from point A to B quickly
>The fact that this movie's existence tarnishes the ending of 3, which was pretty much perfect, albeit a bit too emotionally manipulative
>The fact that most of the movie was spent in the antique store (1 and 2 incorporated a variety of fun settings - Pizza Planet, Al's apartment building, and Al's Toy Barn all come to mind)

Bonnie doesn't play with Woody, she never really took to him after the end of 3, that's all
she plays with Jessie instead

Woody didn't leave Bonnie BECAUSE of Bo, he left Bonnie because he knew she didn't give a shit about him, and he'd be happier with Bo. He was still willing to give up his voicebox and risk his life to rescue Forky for her.

Bonnie IS literally fucking retarded.
her favorite toy is a spork

she's a mixed race beaner, of course she's retarded.

Dolly is there to be the leader of that town.
It's to set up a conflict with Woody who was used to being the leader of all the toys of his play room. She does so pretty much all in the beginning and it's only there to drive home that point that Woody is not only out of place as a child's favorite toy but he's also out of place by not even being the head toy.
That conflict is revisited again with the lost toys and their leader.

Given how Forky comes into being and the multiple mentions of similar things (conscience, inner voice, voice boxes) I had thought Buzz's little side plot and the villain's goals would somehow end up being more related to the soul of a toy.

he did the right thing. that ass is worth it.

I literally and unironically saw this movie with my girlfriend

>>Woody submitting to Gabby with barely any hesitation (she literally manipulates him using info she got while holding Forky hostage - why does everyone think that's okay so quickly?)
imo it's because she's actually being up front with him, not manipulating him; she's just explaining her wants and her position, possibly understanding how selfless Woody is; she IS putting a lot of pressure on him by leveraging her holding of Forky hostage, but she's not lying to Woody or setting him up. She really does just want the chance to be with Melody after having been "born" defective, and she doesn't intend to betray Woody, and even offers to give him his voicebox back after Melody rejects her. Add in to that that Woody's going back solo to rescue Forky after having been abandoned by both Bo and Buzz and all the other toys helping him out, in addition to knowing he means nothing to Bonnie; just my take, not saying it's written in stone or anything.

She prefers using Jessie as the sheriff, so Woody gets benched.

As retarded as the mulatto Gabby ended up with?

this is a comfy thread

fuck off /pol/

And if Bo ever cuts him off, he can go full Welshman.

In 6, Bonnie should do a school paper on how horribly female sheriffs perform.

Toy Story 1
>Buzz acts like an autistic retard
Toy Story 2
>Buzz is replaced by an autistic retard
Toy Story 3
>Buzz is brainwashed into being an autistic retard
Toy Story 4
>Buzz acts like an autistic retard

Why are people still surprised after four movies?

Anyone else bothered by how close they came to getting caught? They did tons of shit just barely out of sight, and Trixie even directly talked to humans while pretending to be the GPS...

>unironically hating mulatto's, producing some of the most beautiful girls on the planet

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he had development

I was hoping they'd touch up more on the connection/relationship that was built up with her to Rex since they were online friends.

based

>that
>beautiful

Because it is a regression

I want to EXPLORE Dora

Yes, I felt like this movie really pushes the limit of how many times the toys can get away from being seen. The last time I remember any scene from the series involving so many people was in the Pizza Planet arcade and Buzz and the gang crossing the road to Al's Toy Barn, and inside the store itself.

Even Buzz and Key and Peel being strapped to the prize corner felt like to much.

Because writing with the typical in universe rules was too hard for them apparently, so they stretched it as much as possible.

This one kind of felt like Pixar's B-team did it.

Yea Forums is racist
but you're right

wait... rex is the velociraptor guy?

while I agree, I'll add that the B team did a good job

Yeah, its how Woody managed to find the address for Andy's house.

>velociraptor
Or, you know, maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Because intelligence has nothing to do with physical looks except for maybe health?

So why didn't they show any romantic moments between Buzz and Jessie?

Why is she actually cuter in ts1

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Yeah, it really felt like they just said fuck it and just wrote whatever they wanted.

Honestly at this point I wouldnt be suprised if Woody has a straight up conversation with a human in 5.

I guess they wanted to avoid the issue of the gps being alive too and helping the gang. The parents going along was stupid shit same with not looking down to the malfunctioning pedals.

Wait are you telling me Yea Forums spent months being triggered by Bo only to go "wow she actually was great xD"

Christ you retards are as predictable as the tides.

Buzz and Jessie both got shafted in this movie. Buzz's inner voice was a cartoon b-plot and Jessie literally only made a pun. Same with Fix it Felix and Jane Lynch in Wreck it Ralph 2.

wait what happens at the end?
did woody leave bonnie and the toys forever?
holy shit im not prepared for this

Was that boo in the movie

wow they made her boobs smaller

OP is a retard probably baiting for . Bo's character and her dialog is very blatantly SJW and progressive.

Yea Forumsmrades were afraid the movie would be poorly written feminist propaganda but were pleasantly surprised and willing to admit it was a good movie. Would you prefer they stick with their first impressions and be unwilling to admit they liked it to win some kind of brownie points? I know that's the kind of stuff you people pull but around here we're more honest.

>wow she actually was great xD

No she wasn't. She was easily the worst part of Toy Story 4. The movie itself was good. Bo Peeps part wasnt.

we're the same age m8 and I had the same thoughts. BASED

>I know that's the kind of stuff you people pull but around here we're more honest.
You don't know anything about me dipshit, I doubt you've ever set foot in /tg/.

>The west is trending left.
elected leaders and upcoming elections seem to point otherwise but ok.

>She was easily the worst part of Toy Story 4. The movie itself was good. Bo Peeps part wasnt.
Maybe you didn't see the same movie I did.

Bo Peep's part was to play on this little human trait we have where we assume people who are cut out of our lives will be the exact same way as we knew them no matter how much time has passed.
For Woody, this was shocking in very multiple ways but her entire part and character served to thrust the main point home that people change and the world moves forward without you and your presence won't just magically turn the clock back.
Bo Peep had been surviving as a "lost toy" for quite some time and had become a competent leader of a toy crew of her own and well respected to the point where the crew she left didn't hold any animosity towards her when she returned and asked for favors.
Woody kept fucking things up by trying to run things the way they were when HE was the one in charge simply because Bo Peep, someone that used to follow his lead, was there.

The whole fucking point of the movie was the message, through Woody, to move on.
Andy isn't coming back and he's not going to be able to replicate those bygone days with another kid.

>soul vs soulless

What were they thinking with the ending? Defeats the rules of the past 3 films

She's just Little Bo Beep and not a badass girl power fighter.

>An actual good strong female character
Holy shit, it's such a breath of fresh air. It turns out you can actually give your powerful female characters a personality besides strong and soulless. If Disney can do it here, why not in Star Wars or Captain Marvel?

and more important than anything is that in the end Bo is WRONG. She realizes Woody was right about rescuing Forky and also wants to be with him more than she wants to be independent

Why don't they just talk to people? if they made a 5th movie for some reason , i want to see a kid toy friendship.

Do you think children stop existing because you grew up?

In adjusted dollars Toy Story 3 opened with $130 million. This is why "records" are such bullshit. The movie industry is dying but we keep hearing that X movie "shattered records" because of inflation.

This
I couldn’t stop laughing at that scene assuming you’re talking about the scene where they attack the old lady

Because it’s fucking freaky. The scenes with the plushies attacking the old lady are like shit out of Child’s Play. In Toy Story 1 they fucking traumatize Syd by coming alive in front of him.

>the cute plush toys are psychopaths who want to murder the carnie
I liked it. Was expecting them to be split up by misadventure.

I am going to watch this turd without paying and there's nothing Bob Iger can do to stop me.