Here's to the best new show in Star Trek!
/trek/
Alexander Brooks
Michael Carter
Darhe'el did nothing wrong
Nathaniel Powell
*sip*
Jonathan Perry
>squeeze
Yes/No?
Jordan Walker
you know, back when i was in /trek/, we would follow every OP with a meme. i wonder if i can... oh yes...
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
Benjamin Robinson
>tried really hard to make last thread work
>check after half an hour
>ded
Lincoln Rodriguez
I know you. I was like you once, but then I opened my eyes. Open your eyes, anonymous. Why are the Mods so obsessed with /trek/? We've never harmed Yea Forums. And yet we're constantly deleted and charged with low quality posts. Jannies chase us through the catalog and our posters are harassed and ridiculed. Why? Because we've made a general, and that's the one thing they can't accept. Nobody makes generals. Everyone should want to post sneed memes. Hell, they even want the star wars posters to join. They're only letting them post because one day they can take their 'rightful place' with the sneed posters. You know, in some ways, they're even worse than /who/. At least they tell you about their plans for shitposting. Yea Forums mods are more insidious. Sneed assimilates people and they don't even know it.
Brayden Price
Formerly Starfleet
Jackson Brooks
It was prematurely deleted by (((them)))
Bentley Gomez
Why did Admiral Picard have the Romulan Warbard Playmates toy on his desk?
Jaxon Price
It's not a toy, it's a model and it's very important
Juan Russell
What's a rape gang? Is raping all they do?
Juan Butler
They live in a post-scarcity society where no one has to work in order to eat or have a home, so there's no much else to do but grab the means of production
Jayden Morgan
That's a toy motherfucker
Eli Ramirez
SO!
when will they do caitians the correct way?
Zachary Gomez
THAT WILL BE ALL ENSIGN YOU ARE DISMISSED I'M SUBMITTING A FORMAL REPRIMAND AT OH-EIGHT-HUNDRED HOURS
Ayden Robinson
Is this a collage?
Oliver Lopez
uh, sort of? kinda like a diagram maybe.? :
Jace Parker
Ethan Gray
Can you even accomplish that in live action? Seems to be an animation only sort of design.
Luis Thomas
I assume we'd have the tech to do it by now
with stuff like Avatar and Apes both being around a decade old to boot
Asher Robinson
It's the AMT model kit actually
Angel Scott
Rendering technology has improved, but to do something to the extent of Avatar, or even half as complicated, still takes a lot of raw man hours. You still have to manually create those assets and animate it. It's just not possible for television.
Sebastian Sanchez
>lol Kirk has sex with alien women all the time xD
The JewJew movies were filled with cliches that don't even happen in TOS, and it hurts me
Jose Clark
The JJ Trek movies are based on the public perceptions of the characters. That's why Scotty is a transporter genius because of the "Beam me up Scotty" meme, but he was never the transporter chief but rather the warp engine genius who ran the ship when Kirk was on away missions.
Joshua Parker
rwwmmmmrwmmmmmmmrrrrrwwmmmmmrrrrwuuuuuuummmmmmmmmrrr*DING*
Zachary Lee
Yeah, they're all based off the pop culture memes. Kirk is written as a rule-breaking bad boy manwhore.
Ryder White
Is Dukat the single greatest Trek villain? And if he isn't, then who is?
Kevin Morgan
doctor who has tried, and with all the edge in shit like stranger things and whatnot, giving up is just lazy tbqh
Camden Butler
Kivas Fajo
Jack Bell
He's certainly the most fleshed out one, hard to compete with that
Brayden Mitchell
Joseph Ramirez
Never speak to me or my son ever again
Brayden Allen
Ryder Rivera
Henry Bailey
He fucks with them, but all in all he's more help than harmful to humanity, don't you think?
Nathan Stewart
>He fucks with them, but all in all he's more help than harmful to Bajorans, don't you think?
Tyler Brown
Has anybody here actually jerked off to a tripfag before?
Dominic White
>Kivas Fajo
>Jewiest Jew that ever Jewed
How did they get away with it?
youtube.com
Anthony Reed
Wasn't he originally supposed to be played by a non-jew, but the non-jew ended up not showing up and they had to quickly hire one of their jew cousins instead?
Michael Fisher
I've jerked off to the Pittsburgh heartbreaker a few times
Eli Bailey
The midge from Time Bandits was cast, but killed himself. Sucks being a midge.
Nolan Kelly
>Engage
> Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
> Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
>Make, make, make, make
>Make it so
>Make it so
Brayden Smith
Camden Jones
Daimon Bok
David Gutierrez
Dominic Anderson
more like daemon cock
Nicholas Cook
His first officer was the epitome of chaotic good.
Jace Diaz
WHAT THE HELL?!
Isaiah Hernandez
STD wasn't that bad desu senpai
Ian Bennett
James Wright
only if she gives me that judgemental look and stays silent the whole time.
Ethan Reed
>poorly made /pol/ meme derivatives
Ryder Morgan
>He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that no one had the chance to interrupt him.
But really quite hypnotic.
Lucas Gutierrez
Luis Gomez
>Still, 'old friend'. You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
Wyatt Robinson
You spelt hero wrong.
Austin Bell
Linda Carter would have been an amazing captain and lead. Her natural charisma and powerful figure would have been perfect for command.
Thomas Kelly
Of course Janeway is my favorite captain. How could you tell?
Dominic Perry
capeshit plz go
Leo Young
In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes, for they in thee a thousand errors see.
You'll have to call again.
Connor Fisher
I feel your pain user
Joshua Johnson
Kayden Howard
shame pogo got the shaft after leftists found out he was a trump supporter. dude was getting interviews and media attention right and left for a while. cant have kids thinking wrong.
Jeremiah Bailey
Zachary Phillips
Nolan Morris
Lore is up there for me
Chase Foster
I got banned on /r/startrek for saying who gives a fuck if he has 'wrongthink' and that it's about the art of it - and how I traumatized I was that he was so sexist, racist, transphobic and ferengiphobic and that I'm going to calm down with some Star Trek even though Roddenberry was literally a pedophile.
Levi Smith
I quit posting on the Daystrom Institute because I couldn't take them sucking the dick of a terrorist apologist.
Connor Campbell
Where did it all go wrong?
Carson Gray
Whos that?
Carson Ramirez
he was molested
Jayden Mitchell
is fun allowed aboard a starfleet ship?
Jace Davis
but tvok was gud tho
Nathaniel Thomas
inb4 Star Trek: Picard is either a Patrick Stewart ego-fest or makes Picard look like an old senile fool
Asher Price
Grayson Powell
It's gonna suck dick, don't kid yaself.
Hunter Young
>computer, run program "/trek/"
>simulate frens
>start program
Jack Morales
What the FUCK happened to /trek/
Noah Watson
Low participation
Isaac Jackson
>"‘Trek,’ in general, finds people when they’re about between nine and twelve."
>As to how Kurtzman plans to attract this younger audience, he points to a number of animated shows he has in development.
Thoughts?
boundingintocomics.com
Aaron Morgan
>sorry user, there is no such program
David Moore
Dylan Morris
not even close
Caleb Nguyen
Is it possible to snap your own neck by using force fields?
Gabriel Perez
some janshitter hates m'ress so someone else is posting poo
Brody Jackson
i honestly have no idea. i only got interested in my mid-20s when i was working night shift for a big job for a while. i downloaded tng and ds9 and some voy, got into it during that time. i remember watching one of the 90s movies with my father when i was younger, but thought it boring.
Daniel Murphy
Leo Rodriguez
>be middling soap actor / guest star actor
>feel pressure to stay fit in Hollywood
>finally get big break as co-lead in Sci-Fi franchise
>spend 60 hours a week in skin-tight spandex
>one piece of cake won't hurt
And the rest is history