Could you do it, Yea Forums?

Could you do it, Yea Forums?

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No, that would be unthinkable!!!

40 days without sex? Impossible, man! I'd ruin my sheets in a wet dream on day 3!

How are some people on this board still a virgin past high school? All you do is fuck

>start getting really good at being lucid in dreams
>literally every dream I have involves my sexual fantasies
>can’t cum no matter what
I fucking hate this

haha yeah why don't they just have sex amirite? lol

26 khv reportin in.

Remember it includes no fapping and the girls in the movie know about his bet/vow and do their best to ruin it.

Based, I'm only 24.

yea it's so easy, womens are literally whores these days, just talk to them and the next moment they suck you off

cope

>only

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josh hartnet: why did my career fail?

maybe it was movies like this.

on penny dreadful they made him a gay bottom.

>This is what normies actually believe.

>just talk to them and the next moment they suck you off

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This is someone's daughter

prove it

Odds her dad fucked her?

She exists

prove it

Then show me damnit

100% chance if you dated her for a year she’d say she hates giving blowjobs kek

Why would you date a woman who has her picture posted licking a rubber penis on a pornhub ad for any period of time?

That's her choice and I'd respect that.

>I respect women's choices
cringe

easy for me, IF I WAS ON MARS hahaha oh man i love to sex

women are people too incel

cuck

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>tfw can't enjoy sex anyway because my favorite past-time as a kid was getting raped
Later virgins

based

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I thought lucid dreaming was just a meme. How did you manage it?

I stopped smoking weed so now I dream every night, which led me to writing my dreams down, which led to me being very aware of when I’m dreaming.
I’m not meme lucid dreaming where I can do whatever I want, I’m sicko lucid dreaming where suddenly I decide it’s rapetime

I could probably last for 10 days at most, training daily and not eating much

Did you seriously make that just now? Get a life dude

Thanks for the template, mate.

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>Want the protagonist to succeed his goal.
>Ends up failing the last second.
I hate it when movies do this.

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Based