Maleficent - Good Movie?

Cool, I'm the king of Ireland and have a 12' cock.

fuck off paddy

Uh!

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That's racist you nigger

So is masturbating to traps, yet you're still here.

Stop being dumb on purpose.

Based and Christpilled

>that projection

You know how a lot of the time, people too tall have heart problems? Would this be the same thing, except for your dick? Wouldnt you just pass out everytime you get hard, your grace? Would you need a blood bag hooked up everytime you have sex or jerk off?

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>character whose defining trait is being a malicious bitch
>lol let's make her the hero and make it so it's all because the king was being a meanie

Based and breadpilled
Better than POZloads, though

The Irish can't get erect because of the alcohol, the king is fine.

LESBIAN OK
HOMOSEXUAL SHIT

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Best.

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>Would you need a blood bag hooked up everytime you have sex or jerk off?

This is exactly what I do and for the record, I never jack off, which is how I extend my life for so long.

What is the sequel even gonna be about?
They already covered basically everything during the first movie, and they ain't gonna have Philip show up to save the day, so what's the point?

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>not following the old testament

youtube.com/watch?v=5MwW1NAsnR8

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I want Aurora to deepthroat me while Malificent gives me a rimjob