If Tom Cruise piloted a plane he'd be Tom Flews

If Tom Cruise ever became sad he would be Tom Bluez

>the wit of sneed poster

If he tricked you, he would be Tom Ruse

If Tom Cruise became a porn star and made bukkake videos, he would be Tom Goos.

If Tom was a detective he would be Tom Clues

If Tom Cruise were a cow he would be Tom Moo's

>The fucking and sucking of chuck

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if Tom Cruise was fat he would be Ton Cruise

If Tom Cruise was from India he’d be Tom Poos

>Wrong
That would be Captain Tom Flews

If Tom Cruise became a Chevy he would be Tom Cruz

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T.Hanks for the info

If Tom Cruise married Penelope Cruz she would be Penelope Cruise.

yeah but with his Eyes Wide Shut

If Tom Cruise was a (((studio executive))) of his own movies, he'd be Tom Jews.

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If tom cruise was tom cruise then he would be tom cruise

If Tom Cruise got attached by terrorists it would be some bomb news

If Tom Cruise was a green liqueur he'd be Tom Chartreuse

If Tom Cruise didn't already have a perfect jaw he'd be called Tom Mews

If Tome Cruise was transmogrified into a herd of wildebeests he'd be Tom Gnus.
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if tom cruise didnt like sneed threads he would be tom reddit

If Tom Cruise were a feline furry you mean. Get it? TOM. Ha.