/lig/ Love Island General

The chebs this year are well good, truly blessed.

Don't go for her Tom, her genes will only bear chinlets

anna is legitimately grim

RATE THIS
*Throws a 9 darter*

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>rate this!

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Eh they always have a slightly more normal person on the show.
Montana, Dr Alex, etc.

ARABELLA=BLACKED
LUCIE=PURE

fingering my batty on a couple valiums while watching love island. this truly is the life

Bender

Boring Tom is turning into a bit of a silent assassin.
>Used the frenzied ambience in the villa to go for the strike.

Tommy is evidence of how going to the gym and getting big is so important lads

Has molly mae even spoken this episode? Does she even still exist?

God, no girl has ever looked at me like that ever

Fuck off Tom she is for Anton

Maura really doesn't fancy Tom at all but she knows he is her best chance

are you confident men, /lig/?

agreed
sloppy slag past her best already

He was taking his time and figuring her out.
Look he knows exactly what she wants now.

Rate this

AMBERS CHEBS

yeeeep

I get free shit from coffee shops by flirting with girls shamelessly. Lads too, because fuck it.

The mad cunt executed shock doctrine perfectly

Maura is a slut with tourettes

RATE THIS

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Loool imagine Danny has to coach Yewande

Keep your finger on the prtsc button lads

y-yes?

She looks like a rejected waxwork of a Kardashian

LITERALLYSHAKING/10

Y-you too

PHWOOAAAR

Nobody find Tom looks like him?

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Hope Tommy fucks off back to Schalke this summer.

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Based Are Steph

Tom is getting his dick wet

Loathe Arabella

Looks like Kim Kardashian with hot oil poured on her face while her implants were done in some dodgy Eastern European clinic in east london

Lmao all the posting stops when that is going on kek

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Fuck sakes. Can someone get us that deep throat carrot screenshot NOWWWWW

webm compilation of maura soon hang on lads

hes shit unironically

I'm 10 minutes behind you fuck

Come on streambros get some caps of lucie in that bunny suit

Post yfw when Maura doesn't pick Tom for the hideaway?

Doing God's work

where do you think we are.

girl I shagged two years ago but then friend zoned won’t talk to me now because I shagged her friend last week

I wasn’t even flirting with the other girl I shagged ages ago I explicitly stated we were friends

idk what her fucking problem is 2bh

Good thing he's been replaced.

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So Deano core TV shows:
Inbetweeners
Love Island
GOT
Anything with James Corden
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Top Gear

Is Arabella a common name?

blog on

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What’s the point of Lucy staying?

Does anyone believe 190 at all or is he just doing posts like that for bait , must be a sad life

Stop fucking your mum's friends?

Friday Night Dinner

lot of chubby chasers in swansea huh

thatll be 40m plus tip

GoT isn’t Deano it’s for goths and birds haha x

@117059283
Just fuck off fatty

He's just trying to wind people up, he thinks he's some master troll

Because she’s best girl? And she and Anton are endgame

I know 2 arabellas both quite posh

Yewande looking absolutely vile

Tommy endgame

ok so he just made a mental health joke

Expecting the twitter rage in 3...2...1

She can't talk to you because she doesn't exist

>Anything with James Corden
Nah, Deanos are done with Corden.

Tom is getting cucked by Anton soon

Goth island when?

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Checked, keked, but stop giving him you's

DANNY GOT THE BEST UPGRADE POSSIBLE

Nobody fucking asked Curtis

GoT isnt on freeview, I'd say all those border/police shows.

Anthony Joshua/Tyson Fury fights

Apparently asking price is 25m and gooners willing to pay

enjoy

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She DOES need to be prompted every time
Yewande has no free will

He's a sad man child that lies more than that UFO feller wot wn Joe Rogan

nah, anton to lucie is the best upgrade possible

what would happen if jazz jennings entered the villa

Any /cric/ lads here?

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I'm /cyc/

What the fuck is Danny saying I didn’t want to hurt you for

Fuck off you cunt

This is life

Don’t act like you’re somehow better than this...

Fucking twat

Danny is literal nice guy

>
>enjoy

Thank you, you beautiful man.

That carrot deep throat. Holy fuck.

Love getting my daily free macaroons from the bakery down the road for flirting with the chubby girl behind the counter

Arabella going to the doghouse lads.

yewande's playing the long game, she'll be coasting on twitter votes and the implicit threat of boycott to stay in until the end
BRAVO

Can’t believe Moeen threw away the Sri Lanka game

based
but im an ausGOD

This. Yewande playing chess

How do you do it?

She has the ego of a 13-year-old girl. Fuck, I remember girls at the age of 13 being more forward and open than her.

Amerimongs would take interest in the show and then say how backwards the UK is because your average Deano isn't interested in a tranny. It's only degenerate 4channers and uni educated liberals that are.

Champion

State of Anton

magic

Reckon Tom was a bit nervous then lel

>inevetiably the only segment of intresting conversation is shown only because there about to receive a "text"

a manlet who gets his mum to shave his arse

'why cant he find a girl'

>/cric/
I'll tell you what I think of /cric/

*has a steaming Australia on the floor*

Sincerely,
/rug/

Tom knows he’s fucked when he comes out of the hideaway in the morning. Maura will slag his fucking skills and won’t couple with him

Not ready to talk about that yet :-(
Nice la
Using pedals

Anton is comedy gold

IT IS WHAT IT IS

lol shut the fuck up arabella

>sex is a natural thing to do, bro

"Sex is a natural thing"
Fucking hell I hate Curtis so much

fuck russel kane

He just shot himself in the head

BLOWN IT BOYS

HES FUCKED IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TOM WTF

>will they fug cliffhanger

He fucking bottled it LMAO

What did he say? I missed it?

Tom fucked it, adiós

RATE THIS
A
T
E

T
H
I
S

FUCKED IT

BLOWN IT

NNNNOOOOO

OH NO NO NO NO NO

oh hhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

looooooool man got too big for his boots

Lmao this is actually class telly

cucked already lmaooooooo. She never wanted to fuck him, just wanted a reason not to go through with it.

WHAT A FUCKUP LADS .... MY SIDES

/trans/
/box/

we out here

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LOOOOL

The other lads losing it tho

B A S E D
M A U R A

I would be confident and treat her like a queen

Replace Tom with Anton /ourguy/ is getting laid

MAURA UNLOCKED MODE

COME ON LADS

Kekkkmaura is the only reason this shiw is watchable

HOLY SHIT

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BASED LADS LAUGHING

HOLY SHIT

MASSIVE DRAMATIC KINO TURN

fucked it m8
gg

>Clearly the Omega male of the group
>Lads are all hyping him up
>Tries giving it large
>"Let's see if she's all talk"
>Fucks himself

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As if Anton can join in with them lol

LET THIS BE A LESSON.

When a girl invites you back, say nothing at all.

i don't get how people don't like this
this shit is jokes

ANTON'S GONNA BONE THIS IRISH SLAG

That was genuine kino

100% this

christ what a fucking retard
just say literally nothing and you get to bang a 9
like mate kill yourself

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PUNISHED TOM
A MAN WHO WAS ALL MOUTH

F

This puts the ‘rate this’ in much better context. Dudes a mega creep hiding behind a chad mask.

>Look he knows exactly what she wants now.
well this post aged poorly

>tom

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Fucking jumped into the last hurdle lmao

top fucking lel

RATE THIS
"Let's see if she's all talk"

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

fucking hell

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Based and redpilled

You knew the moment he said it he was done for. When the lads all chimped out i fucking lost it

>RATE THIS

was that the moment of the season so far?

daily reminder Maura fucked only 9 dudes
i doubt she would just shag after a day

Alphas
>everyone

Betas
>Tom
>Anton

bollocks .... i meant fuck russel howard .... though russel kane's a knob too

hour well spent

I doubt tom is popular with the guys hes so boring. Instead of bantering about "sex is a natural thing" he just went straight into bigging himself.

5 and 1 woman

that's only because she's been in a 7 years long relationship.

WORDS THAT KILL

Boys, I reckon he sabotaged himself out of fear - he thinks she is too much for him but in reality she was equally as scared as he was

All I've wanted this season is for Adam to walk in

I dont think i've felt this embarrassed for someone else before. It hurts lads

How do we get him on /lig/

it was 5

sauce? nudes?

Was looking like a boring Yewande episode then Tom stole the show. Best plot twist

Based Russell

Forgot image.

How do we get him on lig

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This desu, he knew she would hear at that distance.

Shut up

This fucking boring cockney cunt, is he gay?

I'm here

Based

fuck off mug

Pedophile

prove it

She didn’t want to fuck him because she doesn’t even like him, just using him to stay in. He didn’t want to fuck her because he’s scared of her being a man eater and him disappointing her, leading to him being a mug to the rest of the villa

> Just cremated Barry lads.

FFS I'm missing Womens world cup cause of this

YOURE A MUG
THATS WHY IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN
YOU RUN WITH THE WOLFS

Based Tommy

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Hey Paul. You’re based.

Based and /lig/pilled

The truth is Tom. The game was rigged from the start.

>*makes pfffffffffffffffffffffff* noise intensely

Tommy 'The Slice of Ice' Fury

The reaction of the lads made this infinitely better
>pic related

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We all know it

Based

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>can't help but suspect these 560s are orchestrated by the producers, lads.
>Rumour is after an impressive first week the viewing figures have plummeted.

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good lad

of course it is, it is constructed reality

Too many couples. Send in a chad Geordie for amber, a tranny for Curtis and peter crouch for molly mae

fuck off pedo

Can you actually just RATE THIS and end yourself?? Please!!!!!!!

>no Chadam
>non-existent traps or 3D shoulders
He's fucking natty as well.

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FINGERS CROSSED

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Imagine. Anton would evolve into a chad

lmao good post

>Anton either has an eight-plus incher or a sub-4 incher.

>Maura fucks Anton to spite Tom
>Anton gets the pity fuck he deserves for being single this whole time
>Tom gets booted off the show when Maura picks Anton just to destroy Tom, full scorched earth
LOVING EVERY SECOND

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>I'm no hero. Never was. Never will be

It is what it is

>Tom right now
youtu.be/VKhpE-oNoGY

Would bonk Maura in a heartbeat. What the FUCK is Tom doing lads

namefag ingest hydrogen peroxide

What song was that

same question

It's doing my head in

kek