"Curtis' first cumshot" Edition
/lig/ Love Island General
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First for Amber’s chebs
2nd for hayley a cute
CUTE
twitch.tv
get in here lads
Danny to get btfo
Arabella a Peng
PENG
Imposter.
Fifth for Hayley a cute.
CUTE
Reminder:
Magaluf=Chav
Ibiza=Deano
WE'RE ON lads
twitch.tv/mr_darcy
>tfw
>people complain there weren't enough black people last year
>they put a black girl in
>she's annoying as fuck
what did they mean by this?
Tea audit lads
And if it’s not a Sunday roast fuck off
hey lads, have to watch love island with the gf every night so i miss these threads unlike last year but have a comfy /lig/ thread and i'll be reading it on 4plebs in the morning like a prick
I'd lick the sweat off Amber's underboobs
Curtis is 100% a closet fag
Amy's teeth are dumb as fuck and she paid 650 pounds per tooth veneer on a shitty air hostess salary. 20k total cost for all her surgery and looks like a dog
haha sunday evening off the leash and on the lash lads haha
Did anyone watch are girls playing Cameroon earlier? Absolute kino
TRUE TEA AUDIT
POST EM
TEA AUDIT
POST EM
went down to the chippy lad
>not openly shitposting in front of the gf
I don't think I'll ever become a true Deano lads, hold me
Molly Mae is getting more attractive somehow. She looks better from the side.
Yewande is horrible.
Chicken Tikka Masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naan
Lamb Vindaloo
Sunday roast of course. Beef for the meat
that's a good thing
Sausage casserole
ahhh
Had a pepperoni pizza and some chicken selects. Feels like a right fat pig.
Alright fags heard about this from TMG. Watch it or not?
>admits she's a crazy bitch
I detest when thots say this like it's a normal/good thing, what the fuck is appealing about this?
Tater ash m8
Boeuf Bourguignon
I just phonepost. She probs thinks I’m texting right now. Fuck you Megan.
based and checked
just snort a load of coke and it just comes natural lad
I would do unspeakable things to her.
I'm quitting the fags, eating clean and becoming a true deano by next year lads, I've had it.
Jesus wakanda you're such a cunt
Does this show have live feeds like BB?
We all feeling bonita tonight?
Good luck lad
Right lads I'm concerned about the heatwave next week. The love islanders are going to roast.
What if the pool evaporates!
Fuck off bitch this isn’t your twitter memes this is real life. Danny about to get bleached
>ngubuette admitting shes mental
>laying it all out
This
FUCK WAKANDA OFF, DANNY
Yewande chimping out is very annoying
She’s ugly
I’m a 6 and honestly wouldn’t
What are other Deano core TV shows besides Love Island and The Inbetweeners?
Tell us
Fucks sake is this going to be a Yewande episode? May just get an early night, can't absolutely stand her
Are we dating the same girl Megan 5'9 green eyes
Amber will have to get the chebs out
Arabellas face is rough desu
Nice bod tho
NNH
NNH
NNNHHH
>am I ri- mmt!
>HMM
>HMMMM
shut the fuck up
Honestly this would be enough for me to drop Yewande
She's really suppressing this rage and it's going to blow up
yeh
cant belive that chinese ref pussied out of giving the VAR pen to make it 4
cameroon woulda gone meltdown mode
What a surprise, the black girl is rude, loud and aggressive. It's almost like there's a good reason people don't want to date them
What is Yewande's plan here exactly?
No because it’s too heavily orchestrated and edited
curtis has put on a lot of weight in here kek
still good looking lad but still
Arabella staring at Yewande knowing that she's won lmao
I really like her face 2bh
she’s my perf sort of girl :3
Nah mate
you can do it user .... go beast mode
Ufc
Footy
Friends
Anything with James corden
Danny in the dock
Danny speaks the truth
I'M NIGGGERRRRRIIIIAAAAAAAAN
I'M WIIIILLDDDDD
Racism card in 3...2...1...
Gavin and Stacey, A League of Their Own, Celebrity Juice
Yewande is in the right
he never liked her this whole i want affection is total bullshit lol
what is he a fucking woman?
>turn on Love Island
>Yewade is completely bollocking Danny
Why would Danny even bother with her now if she goes off like this?
NNNH
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKING
NNNH
>5'9
i cant date someone taller than me m8 itd be emasculating
Drag this clown queen
Crashing this...
Don't ever reply to me again you fat piece of rotting you're fungus
Anyone else watch that Cameroon game lads?
She thinks she's caught him in a lie so she's being a cunt about it
Not a great strategy even if she's right, when he has a model who wants him right next to him
Danny is a modern day Aristotle, he is just spitting pure logic.
Why the fuck would he want someone how has to try to be affectionate, nobody wants that.
He's got some good in him
sucks.
IM CHIMPING OUT
INNNSIIIIIIIIIDE
I did more than watch, if you know what I mean
lads how do I get michael's body?
so true
just wanted the easy ticket to the recoupling
Where do I pirate the show lads
fucking kek. this
8 out of 10 cats too
He wants someone who shows him affection you dim cunt
Manlets on Amazon island when?
Russel Howard
become a fireman and workout
If Yewande was white you’d all be hating on Danny.
Yewakanda is an autist. She’s creating her own reality like a beta from the start saying that Danny never liked her. Justifying herself going nuclear
She was literally quiet everyday until now LOL, with your logic Molly Mae's black
she is fucking mental
>should I crack on with this supermodel who's fighting for me or this crazy uggo who's giving me a hard time?
Say pigs really do fly and one of us on /lig/ gets on to the show next year.
What should our secret code be to shout out the boys on here?
Accurate
The way Yewande is acting atm would be a total turn off for near any lad I think.
Is she in the wrong tho?
Roids
NNNNMMMM
MMMM
NNNNNNN
Shut the fuck up you childish nigger lab assistant (sorry SCIENTIST FINDING A CURE FOR CANCER)
step 1.be a manlet
step 2.do steroids
Yewande is in the right here
YEWANDE A BOILER
>YEWANDE A BOILER
YEWANDE A BOILER
>YEWANDE A BOILER
YEWANDE A BOILER
>YEWANDE A BOILER
YEWANDE A BOILER
>YEWANDE A BOILER
YEWANDE A BOILER
>YEWANDE A BOILER
YEWANDE A BOILER
>YEWANDE A BOILER
And a late red
what the fuck does he mean by show affection?
find it difficult to believe a heterosexual male to want hugs and kisses
>8 out of 10 cats too
that show used to be good, they took the good cast to 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
Danny’s white my nigga
We need to make a chart or something
>Russel Howard
fuck off with this shit in every thread
he hasn't been relevant in years, what is his current show these days?
im 5'8 not a manlet
MGS memes without a doubt.
A WIIIG MADE FROM FIIIBERGLASS
BEGUILLEEED
say based,chebs,maybe the game was rigged from the start, finna dilly dong recouple up
>be defensive to protect yourself
>makes you much more likely to get hurt
Top plan lass
As many irl MGS memes as possible
if she was white and ugly like now we would react the same
Nah Danny is for making shit promises, he should've at least said that the way she acted was the turn off. Or should've told her he was interested in Arabella. Arabella coming to Yewandes first was the dick move, she obviously wanted to stir up shit
this
Suck and fuck
Why do they put skinny black girls on like Yew and Sam. Why not put big THICK queens!
WAKE ME UP
>I don't get why someone doesn't want me
CAUSE YOU'RE A MENTALIST!?
Tea audit
Our lass trys to shows me affection all the time and it does my head in.
What man wants that?
whats the most normie/deano show you watch lads? excluding this
for me, its top gear
I WANT YOU YEWANDO
Danny about to make Yewande go for white boys from now on
>don't show anybody any affection
>paranoid
>flip out and push people away
>WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE MEEEEE
WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
I can feel the cosmos
>Every thread
Lmao I've posted it once, seethe harder
He's orange man bad with a laugh track
Commercial time Jews
>Maybe the game was rigged from the start
>Wink at camera
Yup. I think we have a winner.
Anyone applying?
>tfw 6'4 buff guy with the brain of Tommy
I'll apply for the show next year and spam Bane memes if I get on
Assuming this was filmed yesterday going to be tough for yewande to take the football result today as well
>sees yewakanda without makeup
>doesn't want her anymore
It's a real mystery
Link pls
suns out
BUNS OUT
can i have a bite?
I'm sorry user
Who is that capaldi guy marketed to?
some people didn't get hugged as kids and they're making up for it
Corro la
first dates and the apprentice
I might just for keks
This was filmed on Thursday. Really makes you think
mr_darcy_
fat chicks with more than one cat
>You're being very rude
BASED
In the kitchen
>"man I hate juice"
>have you seen Tommy, he's a big guy
>where's your head at? what's next in your master plan?
>this is love island, not friend island - you don't get to bring friends
how can this be from thursday?
doesn't matter when you go ballistic it's GG
France are drawing atm lad
>orite babe. uh, you ever play this game metal gear solid? cos my snake is solid FOR YOU
why do you losers watch this shite?
Proper weird how this gremlin face cunt turned the who villa upside down.
Dude what
He wants his lass to give him a cuddle every now and then, that's not unusual.
Lord have mercy
>Spams bane memes
>Wonders why nobody wants him in the recoupling
kek
Fuck, kill, marry
I'm retarded,
meant to reply to
Imagine winning the lottery lads
Business idea: Downs Island
Could have two dinners
blub island when?
>lab assistant
kek this
Bitch is obviously embarrassed but still wants to seem smarter than everyone else
>>this is love island, not friend island - you don't get to bring friends
My sides
hugging a woman in bed is enough for a man its not like they can sit and watch tv
Not been enough shots of Anna in a bikini so far.
Sort it out ITV
Literally every time you're in the kitchen. Throw it in the middle of dramatic conversations so it can't be edited out
I'd give /lig/ all £50
there was a guy in tesco queue 40 mins ago who had won £900, the freak held up a lot of people cause retarded tesco only had 1 till
THIS
People who like pages on Facebook that has the name of ‘Depression memes’ and shit like that. I hate his “I don’t care” funny man facade and want to punch him in his Jock face
Downs Island: Battle Royale
Appeals to the fortnite kids too
I would recreate love island but every woman is tall and thick and every man is a skinny manlet
Arabella reminds me of Montana
Yeah. Like Danny hasn't been the best, but she has a really shitty personality combined with emotional immaturity. Probably because she's black and people tend not to like black girls, but also because she's just a child, she doesn't know what it's like for someone to show affection so her defence mechanism is to act aloof and distant, which caused Danny to drift away. Then she's been acting jealous and as if she owns Danny and that nobody else may look at him since Maura came in. She doesn't know how to show affection at all, with her having to announce being affectionate and just plonking herself on Danny's stomach. She doesn't do intimacy.
She has issues, just like Amy, and shouldn't be on the show. The producers saw a triple whammy in her: black, female, scientist. She's a token choice and if they picked a black person, they should have picked somebody that knows what they want and would be a bit more forward.
Also, reminds me of a girl I got with last year and went too cling after two dates. Fuck that shit. Inexperienced, emotionally immature girls are not it.
Hope on the bicycle.
Butterface and an utter milktruck? Yup, for me its Anna.
>tfw you will never please both the Vakili sisters at once
Nah fuck that man, I need head scratches
Oh shit Toms still in this apparently
Chebs
Holy hell its a Tom scene
You watching in Bristol too lad?
Why would you ever say you're head would not be turned?
thats the same as saying you'd marry someone pretty much
teen island when?
Tony?
one on the right is stunning
Anton is such a sideman
Tom spotted
Post pictures of Tom
I now remember Tom
I'm in Ghent (Belgium)
I could get a Barratt home with 2 garages, a conservatory and a hottub
LUCIE A CUTE
Head scratches are the best
This guy's chatting shit that's not at all what danny was saying
I think it's the voices that sound similar
is arabella trans?
could be a sick twist
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
100% this
Fuck me
you now remember tom
i hated montana fucking hell.
yes and she shags model tier investment bankers
sorry lad
Tom the snake
It's the flat, slightly Asian looking face
DDLG Island when?
Tfw parents got 5 numbers when I was a kid. So fucking close
When will Anton get out of his dry spell?
curtis' sideman
Marry, kill, fuck.
Sugardaddy Island
you are socially retarded
she shags surfer type guys obviously
When he goes back to his wee village where he's the big man
My nigga
roid island when?
marry kill fuck, left to right
Montana is the most mystery meat individual I ever did see.
Michael telling it like it is
/180/ Island when??
Oldie island when?
>mfw heads been turned from yewande to arabella
fuck lads maura is self aware. shes figured us out weve gotta take her out
Fag island when?!
Anton looks like he's about to shoot the place up
Anton going nuclear
lmao do you actually think that?
mate a girl never tells the truth about what it shags
Turbo Island for the Stokes Croft edition
lads it’s a Tom episode
Based
Imagine.
You're posting on it.
I’d jump on Maura like a rat up a drain pipe
she looks a classic american
Is Tom secretly Aldi lad??
YOU JUST KNOW
Nobody hear is caring or taking in what you say , just fuck off please
Fat nonce
Honestly how the fuck does it work
>they always throw in one of the contestants exes
>post yfw it's Curtis' ex-boyfriend
I’m cringing Tom mate. Rate this. Kek
PUNISHED ANTON
A MAN DENIED HIS MAURA
Tommy's IQ must be in the single digits.
>"r-r-rate this"
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>Rate this.
That was pretty cringe desu
For me, it's /trans/ island
>rate THIS!
>*whips out cock*
HOLY FUCK ITS TOM
more visible than mesut ozil desu
Danny has literally done nothing wrong
Why did that give me a boner?
Has Ali lad been around since Tom entered the villa?
MY MAN TOM
HAS DONE AT IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Reckon Maura’s tits might fall out of that dress
>’ate ice
hahaha
RATE THIS
I M A G I N E
Where is Aldilad anyway
Maura is fit
Anton is seething
Is it just me or is Tom the fakest guy on the show, when he laughs it's not GENUINE, he barely smiles
our lass
“Rate this”
and then he like congratulates the man that cucked him
>Anton gets cucked so many times he ends up with the hottest girl by default
4D chess in action
I'm actually still here lad, just not posting as often, still enjoying the vibe x
Sauce on this sort?!
Lucie is looking FIT tonight if I may say
Tom is nondescript as fuck, forgot he was even in there
Think Curtis has sucked a dick? Not saying he’s gay but do you think he may have tried it?
Rate this
*unzips dick*
Arabella?
Get ready for Curtis to give every fucker advice even though he's missed everything
BASED MAURA
ANTON BTFO
lads imagine tom wins
the ultimate cum from behind story
Anton's gonna win I'm calling it
Damn Anton is a beta as well as being a short man
Absolutely, its those fake laughs you do to acknowledge someones said something they think is funny or if a situation is "funny".
I do them all the time and I hate it. Feel like i'm forced to laugh user ya feel me?
I've missed most of the threads this year, you still with aldi lass?
It sounds like a Dr Alex line. Is Tom this years autist?
RATE THIS
>Takes a mammoth shit in his hands and claps
Lucie
Does nobody find Tom looks like Alex from last season, with Montana? Or the season before canny remember
Why is Maura so based?
Based
Curtis is the ultimate cum in the behind story
FUCK AMY & CURTIS
>PISS OFF CHEESY NORMIE WANKERS
FUCK AMY & CURTIS
>PISS OFF CHEESY NORMIE WANKERS
FUCK AMY & CURTIS
>PISS OFF CHEESY NORMIE WANKERS
FUCK AMY & CURTIS
>PISS OFF CHEESY NORMIE WANKERS
FUCK AMY & CURTIS
>PISS OFF CHEESY NORMIE WANKERS
FUCK AMY & CURTIS
>PISS OFF CHEESY NORMIE WANKERS
Fuck "funny" irish women
>panface
>hottest
Curtis has 100% sucked more than one dick and enjoyed it
>the ultimate cum from behind story
Title of your sex tape
RATE THIS
*drops trou and does a shit in the hot tub*
m8 those two things go as a pair
He’s white. The twitterers won’t vote for him. Bet everything on Amber and Michael
Nah she moved away back to Essex mate, so we finished it a few months back. We ended on very good terms, still chat and snap her occasionally, was very happy with the whole experience
Tom a boring
we'd like to
RATE THIS
*TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU's LOUDLY*
>being gay
Can't handle Anna in those pyjamas
best girl
>drops trou
Fucking kek. I’ve not heard that in years.
HAHAHA THAT'S THAT THING THEY SAY IN BROOKLYN 99!!!
RATE THIS
SNEED AND FEED IS REALLY FUCK AND SUCK
Love Island couples with this aesthetic?
>girugamesh
BASED BOOMER
I missed a few episodes. Did Tommy shag Molly?
tom looks like a cunt
Deano’s going balls deep
RATE THIS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
AND FUCK JANNIES
ANNA'S CHEBS
GARLIC BREAD?!
Having to share a bedroom with ten other horny people is my idea of hell
Holy shit just when this programme couldn’t get grimmer
oh shit someone tell me they got a screengrab of yewande
*AHEM*
LUCIE IN A BUNNY OUTFIT LADS ITS LIT
based
AH FUCK LADS SCREENSHOTS AT THE READY
T H E
Q U E E N S
C O R G I
He hotdogged her
>the queens corgi
Is that a real film jesus christ that looks bad
Let's bring it back, it's a classic
>RATE THIS
Jumps off balcony
yes
>Truth is Yewande, the game was rigged from the start.
faaaaaaakin' ewl lad
Wtf is this Queens Corgi shite, first I’ve ever heard of it
this but unironicaly
>Bet everything on Amber and Michael
this. I bet £100 which for me is a ton. Free money
How would you feel if I got to know X other islander?
>It would be extremely painful
Well I'm still going to do it
>For you
>lucie in a playboy bunny outfit
Kek
Bunny KINO confirmed lads
Rate this:
whips out cock
AND CURTIS!
>Rate this
*gets out my solo darkwave demo*
kek
Looks based
He's been really good this season tbqh
Everyone here's abusing Yewande but she's clearly just a slightly awkward girl who struggles with expressing her feelings.
Majority of girls are probably like her but she's on Love Island with a bunch of social butterflies, probably not easy.
lucie hnng
fingered her
>RATE THIS
*unzips dick*
Looks like kino
>RATE THIS
*Show photos of physcial media collection*
But didn't Kem and Amber win a while ago? They were white? And Jack and Dani? They were both white
youre right, but then dont go on love island. and they shouldnt have accepted someone like that on the show. we want slags
Looks like absolute shite, can’t believe they actually put trump in it
>Rate this
*opens my MGS meme folder*
Kem is a Cypriot turk
its made by bloody belgians
Rate this!
*dabs*
>RATE THIS
*opens rustle doujin collection*
I once stayed in a 8-bed hostel - one night when I came back to go to bed this guy was running towards the toilets in his boxers covered in blood, there was fucking blood right up the wall, the sheets on the bottom bunk were fucking soaked red and there was even fucking splashes of that shit on my bed (I was on the top bunk)
Turns out the guy snapped his banjo string and the girl he was shagging had multiple STDs and just bled any time she had sex now. She didn't want to get any antibiotics for the clap because she was on her third time catching it and apparently the antibiotics stop working after so many times.
Fucking rancid, wouldn't recommend.
Yeet
anton should make a move on yewanda ASAP
kek was waiting for this
Cum for me Ian
Will Yewande walk?
...
How easy is it to snap your banjo? I'm a virgin so I'm scared of that happening
If the producers have any balls they'll send in a milk chocolate obsessed white boy to test her metal.
He clearly like her more than she likes him. Granted, that gap is closing, but Chadam 2.0 would be hard to resist.
RATE THIS
MAKE A NEW THREAD
Maura: "SPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH"
...
Fuck only three minutes left
There were no black couples then
Extremely unlikely to ever happen, don't worry lad
HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND GAVIN
el goblno
*RATED*
N O T C R I C K E T
Danny ain't got time for Curtis' fake guru advice
i rate him
Fuck off
Tom tries his best not to look ugly and it's cringe lmao
rate this
*stares directly into camera*
"theres only 4 minuites left"
Yeah. We know she likes white bois. Send in a tranny for Curtis
Fuckin snake Arabella
I feel you but Tom tries just not to make any facial expression and he seems massively fake, if you NEED to fake laugh you squint your eyes a little. He should at least make it seem genuine.
no
I missed lucie in the bunny outfit, please tell me one of you bois got a screencap
Tom keeps making out with her cos he's a shit conversationalist lmao, yeah I really fucking hate Tom
BUNNY TIME
MUH DIK
>RATE THIS
LUCY WITH THE FISHNETS
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
Yewande having to do this shit with Danny oh God
yup, no bants .... just being forward will get him everywhere with Maura though
Top kek
the time to do it is when uncle mikey in the other villa.
but my fear is after the black lad got the boot and white deviless' slaying of yewande they're not prepared for the twitter heat.
>maura deepthroating a carrot
wew lad
>Tommy on pooicide watch
WHY CAN'T MY BOY ANTON GET SOME FUCKING PUSSY
tekkers
Dirty Irish slag
I want her so fucking bad lads ngl
Is that a nipple I spy?
she's had a lot of work done.
he a prototypical brad+
He doesn't need much chat, just has to look pretty.
#metoo
Maura would look so much better without all the orange shit on her face
she's tanned and puts garbage on her face to match the colour
looks like utter garbage like all tans of course
why is Arabella so fucking ugly
the way she substitutes her 'th's with 'd's when she speaks triggers me so much that I want to hate fuck her
>10 people still here while were all in the new thread
every time kek
english genes
t. homosexual
>starting a new thread when there’s absolutely no need
Fuck off you stupid cunt and stop thread splitting for attention
Just wait until a white guy shows her attention. They'll go the way of Danny and Yewande.
Maybe it's because we don't need a new thread cunt
he's 5"8
God I fucking hate that thumb advert
don't give a shit autist
holy shit she does look like a homosexual trans dude ur right
FUCKING KNEW TOM WAS AN IDIOT LMFAOOO