Disney remaking West Side Story

>Disney remaking West Side Story
>Think to myself "Oh man how are they gonna fuck it up now......"
>It is still BLEACHED.COM
>Pulls out bag of popcorn for upcoming SJW outrage

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>movie about gang members
>portraying POC as gang members is rayciss
>rockAndHardPlace.png
>all white cast lol
Every character in every movie should be in a gang going forward

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

except as you can see in the picture disney actually made this one accurate unlike the 1961 film: the white gang are all actually white actors and the puerto rican gang are all actually latino actors. the maria chick isn't as hot as natalie wood but then again natalie wood, being russian, playing a puerto rican was kinda odd anyways

>How do you solve a problem like Maria?
By fucking her latina pussy with your BWC

>There was a time when there were white gangs who were not just motorcycle boomers

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Reminder that Spielberg has cast a 17 year old as Maria and a 30 year old as Tony

Absolutely and completely red pilled and based

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They will make the gangs all white because after all gangs are evil brutal killing machines.

Is this a sequel to Newsies?

>teenage latina hottie hooked up with white guy in his 30's
As it should be

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>2011+8 Angie
>hot

>They will make the gangs all white
OP's photo is literally the movie cast, and the cast is accurate to their actual races:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Side_Story_(2020_film)#Cast

>the protagonists wear earth tones in stark contrast to their peers but also a splash of opposing colors
fuck visual storytelling

>bleached.com
>Velma
>Chino
>Pepe
>Toro
>Juano
>Jazz rhythm
OP is a retard.

He's talking about Tony fucking Maria, you dunce

there was also a time where the Irish were the 90s equivalent of Muslims

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There is a movie I would love to see: Mafia versus street gangs. After ww2 street gangs were rising but the mob was also trying to regain their status after the war. I cannot imagine there was not a clash there, since street gangs would harass whoever they felt like at the time yet the mob's priority was making neighborhoods safe so they could operate with peace and attract customers

They’ve never conjured the same disgust, especially not in the 90’s when the Irish were massive in the music and acting scene, if people were as honest now as they were decades ago Muslims wouldn’t set foot in Europe and the Anglosphere.

Imagine casting zoomer actors in a period piece:

>OK kids, in this scene you all meet up at this alley here
>Where's our smartphones?
>Wait, what? They didn't have smartphones back then
>But then how did they talk?
>They talked in person or used a home phone, now....
>But where did they know how to meet?
>They just knew
>But how do you know where to go without your map app?
>You just knew, now as I was saying.....
>But how did they text?
>They..... they didn't fucking text back then!
>But how did they know where to meet?
>WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO THE SCENE!

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i hope hamiltom has a cameo

>Amerimutts
>white
American education

>Europe
>White

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based af post
kino and fpbp

How many homos though?

>white bois on average 5 inches taller than freakin' 'ricans

who is this?

DAE born in the wrong generation?

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L U R K
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Except no one talks like that in real life, retard. Go outside

>t. zoomer

They could have cast some hot Puerto Rican slut but no they had to go for one who looks like an orc

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I loved the purple costumes in the original. Now they're all beige and souless.

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based boomer

right
fuck Spielberg