Why didn't Jake want to fuck his sister?

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>Why didn't Jake want to fuck his sister?
Cause she was a Jew.

Maybe you should listen to, oh I don't know, the LPs from the first 20 years of their career millenial onïön boy
sure it's no mumblecore rap and you can't twerk to it, but it's not like you have a job to go to
goddamn I h8 you boomers and eagerly await the hunger games that will hit you like your daddy should have after the pulse strikes

Yes.

Since Scary Movie 3 was release after, no

yes.
I don't get why it's so hard for writers to just parody genre conventions with the odd direct movie reference, without shoving in 500 irrelevant pop culture references.

lots of jews wear crosses?

>le born in the wrong generation Xd

>tfw no sister gf that you sneak off to have sex with while no one is looking
>tfw the purest love is the intimate and passionate love between brother and sister that is forbidden by law
>tfw ywn move far from home with your secret lvoe sister and impregnate her with an outlaw baby, living the rest of your life in fear but also with the strength of your beloved sister wife
Life is suffering

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>two people in picture
>threesome
imagine being this retarded

cringe

>lots of jews wear crosses?
Yeah, it's how they throw people off the scent.

What did he mean by this?

Why was Scary Movie 4 so bad? They run out of shit to joke about?

No Anna Farris

if jake wasn't such a squeamish faggot he could've had it all :(

Seltzberger had influence with the writing.
They're the ones that made those fucking awful X movies that killed the genre

Did topless euro slut ever appear again anywhere?

jesus, muh dick

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I wouldn't even bother with Leigh to be honest, Kirschner all the way.

i would in every way she'd want it. hottest girl in the movie. would be so weird if she rly shat on his chest, haha

i didnt make no sense to me yet i still laughed once the art student started shouting she has a gun and she gets rekt

Because Jakey Jakey made a big...mistakey.

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shes the one in the pool

Who else remembers when she was an underaged stripper in canadian kino?

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>Want to smash a 6.5 sister and then go to jail
Yeah, no thanks

>not wanting her dump

>>>>>reddit

Because she had a shit fetish and wouldn't shut up about wanting people to take dumps on her chest.

Chris Evans is a known faggot

Chyler used to be a cocaine addict.

literally nothing wrong with that

Black Dynamite

Why would you go to jail?

Scary Movie 3 and 4 say no.
Also, Johnny English Returns came out last year and was wholesome kino

You sound butthurt that you didn't get the joke everyone was laughing at

i remember her entire kinography
that prime jewess face
no khazarian princess will ever be this gorgeous

I've been fucking my sister since we were 10. She's the hottest woman I know.

Aerosmith literally is gay as fuck though lol try listening to something good like Tom Waits

>Tom Waits
cool, man
>literally is
retarded boomer zogbot, opinion discarded
wtf I hate Tom Waits now

kek
Elaine did it in Seinfeld sometimes

Didn't she get fat?

Reggie Ray certainly cannot play anymore

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>So retarded she bought the wrong size top and went out in public with it.