Why yes I did enjoy Triassic Attack™ a SyFy Original
Why yes I did enjoy Triassic Attack™ a SyFy Original
I was extremely subverted when she started doing cocaine, thought she was way more straight edge!
Everyone has to start somewhere, I guess...
Does anyone know if the actress from Triassic Attack has starred in anything else?
>does coke
>pupils don't dilate
Even Scarface did that
Her name is Emilla Clarke, i can't find on IMDB
*rolls into dinossaur bones*
gib emilia gf
Is there a torrent out?
gib Emilia wife
>arrest a bank robber
>remove his mask and see this
what to do
Only with a turkish shitty dub
nope:(
"oh my god, come to my house and rob me of my loneliness"
>pupils don't dilate
Holy shit, they edited her pupils dilating but didn't editer her with purple eyes
I bet she's a terrible lay
I wouldn't mind, she cant be perfect at everything
I'm up to test this in practice
This looks like a video game character
be sad because she cute but a bank robber is not likely to be a good gf
She does look like CGI
she should win an oscar for dany. it would piss off season 8 haters.
Cutest psycho!
>oscar
Emmy, and if we focus our meme magic enough she may win it
>stabbed in the heart
>hemorrhages blood from her mouth and nose
What did the writers and directors mean by this?
Embarrassed Emilia is so cute.
If you stab hard enough it can hit the lungs and blood comes out from mouth and nose
What kinda shit coke is that? Also I only ever get either anxious or really speedy and anxious on it, and this includes really good stuff. Only in combination with opiates and a slight tolerance have I ever gotten really satisfactory highs from it. Mellow highs.
never forget
>What kinda shit coke is that?
fake coke, it's a movie user
What a blessed thread and post that was.
Do you think they ever get the urge to do real coke on the days where they film drug scenes? If the clichés area true, then coke can't be far on most movie sets, someone should at least be able to make a dealer drop by within the hour or until they wrap up for the day. But then again they only have a couple of hours left until they need to get to bed?
lol bro this is obvious
explain further
Vitamin B
why don't they use real drugs in movies? like i understand the law, but some cop going to the theater is going to try and arraign an actor? the DEA is gonna go and stake out movie sets? i don't get it.
Funny how Yea Forums LOVES Emilia now that Dany got BTFO.
It’s not fair
Reminds me of Brendan's autism clap.
WEBMs of Me Before You that were being posted here to make fun of Emilia were what made me start liking her. I never even watched GOT.
For me, it's "The One", her most critically acclaimed work
Loved her since season 7
Someone make a webm of this
I actually started liking her in Terminator, which led me into watching GoT
i greatly dislike how she overemotes, it's like in cartoons where they dramatically distort a characters face to humorously portray an emotion. very disgusting.
pleb opinion senpai
is it a coincidence that the autism awareness website chose an actress who exaggerates her facial emotes to worship
sneed before feed
But Terminator Gynysys was unbelievably bad and Emilia's acting was one of the worst things about that shit.
Autist people opinions are pure tbqhwyfam
Nah, the twist in the middle was dumb and her was miscasted as Sarah Connor, but she was cute
That's why she looks 15 years older than she is. Well, that and the strokes.
l-lewd
GODS I WAS UGLY THEN
Even if it were available, she wouldn't do it. It'd kill her immediately.
>lolimilia
>ugly
POINT AT THE MANLET AND LAUGH
>we never got to see Emilia in armor
Fuck man, Lyanna Mormont had like less than a minute of screen time fighting and they prepared some for her.
Why the fuck didn't they do it when she raided KL, holy shit. Fuck those kikes
She's a poo in the loo.
At least she didn't weared that BSDM armors like Sansa
I don't think even Jon had armor at Winterfell either, then he put on his old armor from last season
I want to put my loo in her poo if you catch my drift
>Dany in the books knows she'll need armor if she ever gets close to battle
>Dany in the show never wears any, walks around Winterfell with no armor or guards despite Jorah having told her people might hate her enough to kill her, and had no guards with her at the Red Keep either
Hacks
They probably did and she just complained about it being too heavy or some shit. I bet they babied the fuck out of her after the health scare.
Holy shit, i actually remember that movie, it was so terrible but funny lol
Doubt it, she was the one that asked for Dany use a sword and kill zombies in E03
>fake armor
>heavy
Post more cute Emilias.
I doubt it man. Last season they were like, oh what if the queen gets hurt by an arrow, then they never made her anything to wear but they whipped up a fancy fur coat when she's never been in cold weather until that episode.
It's not fake in the show nigga
lol
>She's a poo in the loo.
Why do people even say this? If Emilia's a poo, then I guess I'm not as racist as I thought I was.
np
I’m totally fine with her clothes because it seemed like they always managed to put her into something that looked tailored for the SS
The George Clooney batsuit weighed 90lbs. Just because it's fake doesn't mean it's not heavy.
They didn't even know about the health scare until after the series was shot. She didn't reveal it to anyone until earlier this year. But keep thinking that she was babied on set if that's what you want to believe.
She claims to be 1/8 Poojeet.
I don’t think she was babies on set, but it would be fucking crazy if the producers didn’t know that she had a health scare that serious and was even mentally incapacitated for a while.
And i’m sure she used it as an excuse with Sophie and Maisie for why she wouldn’t do lines with them.
you mad, bro?
I know, but it's not even noticeable. I mean, we have picture of her on a toilet, ffs. Good luck finding a real poo using a loo.
I literally can't not smile at this webm. I think Emilia might be a literal angel
I think it's noticable in the shape of her nose (I think her nose is cute btw).
That looks something approaching useful armour, so there's no way they'd include it.
I don't notice it usually but sometimes it surfaces, i just can't pinpoint the moment.
FUCK JON SNOW
Who cares if she's part pajeet or not, she's still adorkable either way.
>(I think her nose is cute btw).
Is something in her that isn't though, seriously
Yea she's beautiful but she's sexless
>5'2"
Sometimes she makes me feel like a pedo
maybe you are
Reminder that she unironically dresses like Clark IRL
You say that like it's a bad thing,
But i didn't
is this about dinosaurs?
Oh no, she fell for the Cool Wine Aunt meme.
Dinosaur bones
It was just a cheer
Her nose is very Poojeet (and cute).
>that picture
She's almost obnoxiously cute.
Cute
Awww, she's struggling with just two bags.
Apparently she's not too fond of grocery stores. She always looks upset around them.
What is this picture from?
I'm almost sure that this is from MBY
Extremely cute!
She probably touched something sticky and gross on a cart handle, like from somebody’s snack and is having an Ariana Grande moment about how disgusting America is
Oh no, what if she hates them because she's a terrible cook? What if she's not perfect?!
In my dreams, I kill
him every night.
She looks like a youthful Julie Christie. How come Yea Forums never talks about Julie. She was (and still is) hot as fuck.
>Clarke: I had to do this Dothraki speech so many times because I had to get it just right
>Dinklage: No one would be able to tell
>Clarke: YES THEY WOULD!
I love that she was so committed in getting the fake language right. She actually cared about delivering a quality product instead of just going through the motions and collecting a paycheck *ahem Stannis*
>When you tell her they were out of Oreos.
Guys, how do I become a shitty d-movie actor? Got a decent facial structure and although I have no acting experience I feel like I could perform adequately for some shitty made for tv thing.
Take some acting classes, get an agent.
it's baking powder
She doesn't like dating actors anymore user
Being able to do it adequately is like 4% of it user
Your best course of action would probably be to go to an expensive college full of upper-middle class and upper class rich kids and get a network of friends who will help you get cast in shit. You would also be in their independent movies and short films until you land your first paid gig.
Literally just go to auditions
here you go buddy
It's all about knowing the right people, fren.
This. If you're doing this in the hopes of meeting her, be prepared to be immediately friendzoned.
She's so cute, it's not fair bros
Where do auditions happen/right people live?
I don’t even know who that is desu i just thought this would be a good thread to ask my question
>Local reporter: Was this your first Raptors game?
>Emilia: It's my first anything game!
so cute
>when she dives into the seat out of shame
It is, I reversed image searched it and all the links are about Me Before You and dressing up like Lou. Which brought up that Lou wears a red one piece bathing suit I haven't seen anyone post a webm of
You can find audictions everywhere, kek. Just goggle "movie role audiction". The right people is found in sinagogues, uninronically
>audiction
>sinagogues
Wasn't she at a football (soccer for you americans) game for season 7 promo?
You have to pay a shitload of money and meet people who are young in college just starting out and need people to work for free. Think UCLA film program. Large, presitgious schools have prestigious drama programs and theatre/comedy troops that aren't full of fat autists.
But that entails getting accepted to a very good school and paying for it.
Like it’s a running joke in entertainment that the major qualification for writing for The Simpsons is a Harvard Degree since everybody on the show went there.
By the time entertainment people are actually successful and just hanging around New York and Los Angeles they’re super wary of random friendly strangers who just so happen to have an interest in theatre and also just so happen to think they’re really cool and interesting.
The only way around this roadblock is to be a hot girl and fuck somebody.
The only other thing is to just go audition for off-off broadway plays for no money and hope you begin an upward climb and eventually get noticed by a talent agent. But Theatre acting is actually very hard though, not like memorizing 4 lines for a bit part.
Maybe she forgot, or wasn't paying attention to the actual game.
Maybe she meant about basketball
Dang, that's not very nice, people from the Spanish government were there and gave them all shirts and box seats too
Maybe the aneurysms cause her memory to be bad :(
>not a huge basketball fan
>hardly ever seen near a black person
White Supremacist confirmed
Cute and smol
That's actually a toothpick.
If she was a basketball fan, I doubt Raptors/Rockets would be her game of choice
Goddamnit she's adorable. How the hell are other women even supposed to compete?
They cant
When you're friendzoned for life.
He’s not friendzoned though. They fucked for a while and might be fucking again if his marriage is done. She was sighted visiting him in rehab
>friends can't visit friends
>women and men have to be fucking if they're friends
No
He was friendzone since day one
>She was sighted visiting him in rehab
Source me up dude.
Kit, pls.
I suppose she fucked this married man, too.
>kit leaved the rehab 2 days ago
I WONDER, WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST?
Do you guys know that a Queen Elizabeth II is a descendant if the prophet Mohammad?
Shoot the other two guys and help her Rob the bank. Seems like the best snap second decision I can make
Would explain the direction England has taken in recent years.
He stayed less than 30 days in rehab lol is this serious?
Kit, shhhh, Yea Forums won't believe your lies, but pay some Russian women and I'm sure they'll entertain your tall tales until the wee hours of the morning
Had to be home for his marriage anniversary
Shopped.
So he was in rehab for only a month?
Isn't he like a big cokehead and an alcoholic?
He's probably back on his habits already
I wonder if she's been making this face ever since she was a kid?
He probably snorted a line in the cab on the way to the airport.
Emilia really dodged a bullet with the manlet
she seems to have dodged several
she was, see
That's not the same, she's just smiling in that webm. She knew the power her eyebrows held already at that age though, lol.
He might not really want to get sober. He might have just been really fucked up physically and needed to dry out. To do that you need benzos or its a fucking miserable experience. Lots of people drink themselves to death because they’re so scared of withdrawals
why is she upset in that pic?
...
isn't that the guy who cheated on her though
>it's not even noticeable.
but it is
Yeah, this woman is CLEARLY a pajeet
she has indian features, get over it
No, looks like that guy it's just a random meth addict
If she didnt say in that Interview her grandma was half indian you wouldn't even notice nigga
unironically i hope he gets better
I do too, he looks like my dad when he was younger só i have some sympathy for him
The dany silhouette on the throne ;_;
You faggots wouldn't do shit if seeing her irl. I just need one chance and 5 minutes to get her number
I'm glad I never got into GOT. Most of the fans seem super cringe.
test
Why does she look so smug here?
Dany rolling in
>he wouldn't like to hold her by the hips while she burn westerosi scum
I doubt it, nigga
youtube.com
If you're a pro lip reader you can discover
This subverted my expectations
fucking kek. This would be better than the shit we got
please stop posting this ugly bitch
If you wanted more, you just had to ask
Is this blaming Viserys, her dragons' and Drogo's deaths on Dany and her road to the throne?
>ugly
have sex sweaty
t. roastie
and if you're not a pro lip-reader?
she hasn't changed in all these years. sometimes the universe is alright.
shes shiny
Then we will never know
I'm seriously in the need of a Emilia gf, how do i get one.
you don't
not a option
that eyebrow shit began early
That was me, and I had to use a different picture because the one I initially chose was already posted
ask her nicely
As in, someone posting that first webm delayed me to get the digits
She did said she reads her mail
I hope you realize it will have to be a handwritten letter if you want to impress her. Typed letters are too impersonal these days.
That's pretty unfortunate for you guys, since I bet you all have terrible handwriting due to using phones and computers to writer everything all your lives. Look like when I write me letter with my impeccable penmanship, I'll be leaving you losers in the dust.
Don't worry, I'll come back here to gloat about our marriage.
She doesn't suffer manlets, burgeranon.
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
I'm going to go grill a steak.
Her agent will read your "impecable handwritten letter" and laugh at you before throw it in the trash
How do you think she'd react to these threads, bros?
based
The only difference from any other sitcom is that one would've needed to get in the show by the second season, which took place about 15 months before the third one began airing. And no real college classes were involved, only the need to write and perform (it was all improv).
And there was a reason the cast had to play around with a "serious" role every episode, no matter how crazy it seemed: it was to prove they had talent when there were no other people willing to take the chances. I think they knew it back then. And that's what made them special. I think you and a few other people had this feeling back then too, but it seemed as if once you did, it suddenly became impossible not to.
How did she find my room
Nah, post her positive pregnancy test before the tabloids leak it. That's what I'd do
>implying your cursive letter is better than mine
I may be a zoomer but my mom made me learn how to do that shit perfectly
When's Cretaceous park?
Not too well. We may mean well, but we'd still come off as ultra-creepy.
B-but we're always wholesome and respectful!
We are WAY better than reddit, believe me
>implying your virgin ballpoint pen can outmatch my chad fountain pen
Pack it up, kiddo. You've lost before you even began.
She’d probably think we were creepier. Although reddit actually is creepier with their White Knight faggotry, always talking about a celebrity as if word might get back to them about what they were saying.
Of course we are. But still how would you feel if you have a bunch of neckbeards constantly posting pictures of you and worshiping you withoput ever meeting you?
>not using a quill
Nigger please
>Although reddit actually is creepier with their White Knight faggotry
Nigga you don't understand. Pic related is Reddit doing
She’s literally probably never once spent 36 hours inside her own home without going out and hanging out with someone
>implying i'm a neckbeard
The veil I get, but what's up with the grass skirt?
She would be flattered since we keep it PG
>fake coke, it's a movie user
well there goes my ability to suspend belief
I can assure you, no woman has any respect for a man who worships her. Some might be nice and try to hide that lack of respect (like Emilia would), but regardless, once they realize that you're essentially a doormat, they just laugh at you.
Looks like a Lifetime movie. Is it?
Unfortunately this
>"People have a lot of opinions about my butt."
>Voice from the Stone poster
Now that's a superfan.
I guess reddit teaches people to be proud of and accepting of their creepiness and chalk it up to being “nerdy”, while we all know to be ashamed of it?
Congrats, user, your prize is in the mail.
like i said, there's no possible way to approach her
the only way possible is being friends with her friends
Yea Forums chad here. You should check out Alexa Bliss' fans on Twitter. Truly some next gen creepery.
The only way would be to bump into her and not realize who she is, which is almost impossible.
>the only way possible is being friends with her friends
That's a terrible idea. A girl's friends will never let you get that close. Women put up what are called "bitch shields" once they find out you're interested in one of their friends.
Even if you were able to circumvent their bitch shields, they'll have already told your mark everything they know about you in an effort to make you sound as unattractive as possible.
This guy is right. Enjoy crying yourselves to sleep, boys.
Imagine being an actor in a SyFy original movie. Might as well just do porn.
Speaking of reddit... there's this: reddit.com
and then there's this: >Do we believe it?
>reddit.com
>You must be invited to visit this community
I take back anything negative I may have said about the /ecg/ Discord.
Nobody who knows her is linking Emilia Clarke to a subreddit dedicated to her ass.
No celebrity whos ever been to the “alt-right cesspool” Yea Forums will ever admit to having been there for even a second.
The media dosen’t differentiate between blue boards full of ironic shitposts and infamous stuff like Jimmy Rustles getting killed and the the dindu meme.
Taylor Swift was on Yea Forums for years and never copped to it.
What is this? It says i doesn't have access and i don't know how Reddit work
I think Shatner admitted he goes on /x/, but then he's Shatner. The fuck are they gonna do to him?
SyFy original movies are hilarious garbage. That being said, "Channel Zero" is absolutely, without question, the best three seasons of television I've ever seen. I know there's a fourth season, but I haven't gotten around to watching it yet.
It's invite-only.
Shatner has Baneposted on his Twitter account before.
...an emilia wife!
She's doing a AMA on reddit?
I can guarantee whatever they have there is already in ecg discord’s hands. The owner there has like 30GB and 80,000 photos of Emilia
I think she did tell dabid and Daniel and she's been fine since the surgery in 2013
Checked
Yeah, that's a bit of an overkill. You'll die of old age before you see them all.
you can always play them all through a slideshow where each slide lasts a fraction of a second. even if you dont see them all your subconscious could this is one of the most effective ways of tricking your brain into dreaming about something btw
>The owner there has like 30GB and 80,000 photos of Emilia
I think most of that was acquired by scraping an Emilia fan site that had hundreds of thousands of hi res images.
In any case, I was referring to having an entire subreddit dedicated to her ass. The Discord didn't ever get anywhere near that degenerate.
>Emilia actually comes into the thread and tries to post a message saying hi
>Thread gets pruned and she gets immediately banned
We would have been so close, lads.
This one's funny.
That was just ripped from emilia-clarke.net
Yes. There's no lewd shots there
/ecg/ is dangerous and must be stopped.
BASED
BUSTED
Almost as bad as Tammy and the Trex featuring Paul Walker and Denise Richards.
The Got screen caps do include the nude scenes
What the fuck is happening you faggots managed to get Emilia here or something?
Can confirm
We didn't, but apparently reddit tried by sending her a link.
She's browsing Reddit?
No, she doesn't even use normie social media
Then what the fuck is this fuzz about
not him but I doubt it considering it's 2:21 am in London right now
Maybe she's got insomnia and can't sleep?
what is emilia even doing nowadays? i'd assume shes on some sort of vacation because shes not filming anything but i think it'd get out if she were traveling somewhere. shes probably eating oreos marathoning trashy tv shows again god i wish i was with her
She's browsing Yea Forums right now, duh.
Bitch hit the wall harder than princess Diana
Yikes
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No. Right now she's sleeping like the angel she is
MCU rejected her various other projects rejected her, men reject her so i'd guess drinking herself to sleep alone every night?
2019
back for round 2 eh? get new material!
Oh noes, she didn't get the part of the shitty agent that falls for Steve Rogers, who cares? X-Men and FF are coming back into the fold, so there will be plenty more opportunities for her to join the MCU.
She looks super pretty, wtf are you going on about? Sorry you're upset about Dark Phoenix being trash, buddy.
When will they ever learn?
Emilia as Rogue
Please no. X-MEN is doomed, i don't want Emilia being part of this
X-Men is dead bro, Sophie and Jennifer killed it
The new MCU X-Men my dude
Yes.
and have her absorb CM's powers and leave her in a coma
Emilia in Fast and Furious?
Move when bump limit
Please guys, let's not start suggesting Emilia should be chasing after fucking superhero movie roles.
I'd rather see her thrillers, mysteries, dramas or even fucking romantic comedies than big retarded action blockbuster trash.
Real question is who's got a bigger pug face now? Maisie or post wall emilia
>tried to get new material
>cherry picked the worst pic possible
>still cute
KEK
E
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yea the only role i'd have any interest in seeing her in capeshit would be a genocidal qt dressed in all black leather giving hitler speeches but it wouldnt be better than daenerys so why bother.
No way that thread doesn't get nuked when a janny spots it
It's been up for a few hours now, the janny must be dilating.
Thursday is the tranny janny day
We had a thread get nuked yesterday
So who's this imaginary nemesis of yours based schizo?
She just looks like shit and that's that
She's cute
Change that last panel to a few dozen (you)s and it's accurate
How is this relevant? Try harder my dude